The latest big news from the rapidly expanding global force that is scientology.
They found some people (2?) in Vienna who disinfected a local Hindu temple.
This qualifies as “news” and is even worthy of press release from “Church of Scientology International.”
Truly an indicator of just how small and insignificant scientology has become.
Though they claim “10 million” scientologists (sometimes more, though now often just “millions”) there is absolutely nothing to substantiate anything close to this. Every census that is taken, the numbers are less than the people who write in fake religions. Every parking lot ever seen by anyone in a scientology org is virtually empty. There is never any REAL press covering all the supposed good works being done all over the world.
In fact, scientology is all but invisible.
Except to the unfortunate few who have their families torn apart by it, or lose all their money into the voracious maw of scientology fundraising. Those people only wish it was invisible.
Jere, you really captured it. Those were the days. NOT!
When I see a couple Hindis disinfecting a Scientology org, I’ll know which is the faster growing religion.
Thetans going on will have to pick up frozen bodies left by the billioneres.
I just got a letter from Philly Org saying they’ve “re-opened”. When the poor girl joined staff in October, things were pretty quiet; I’m guessing *dead* as in shuttered. She’s retired, so didn’t expect to be paid for her efforts. Philly’s supposed eventual “ideal” Org, a block or so south, is undergoing asbestos remediation, One of a laundry list of items listed by Philly’sL&I dept., I’m sure. WHO could have thought that Philadelphia, of all places, could afford a 15-story building the size of a city block!? The metro area has never supported more than a couple of failing franchises, one now known to be deceased.
Oh… wait, let me Guess. Was it… SATAN? (Old SNL “church-lady” style.) or his stand-in, David Must-savage?
I pity the poor deluded staff at all scn orgs these days. The delusion must be thick enough to cut with a feather.
The photo of the empty parking lot made me laugh out loud.
It is obvious to anyone with eyes that function to see that the “confront and shatter” tech has utterly failed Scientology beyond belief.
Stick a fork in it. Scientology is dead.
I would like to send a big warm thank you to all of you who helped;
Mike Rinder, Leah Remini, Mary Kahn, Valerie Haney, Marty Rathbun – (he did A LOT of damage to Scientology and David Miscavige prior to taking the Scientological Blood Money and flipping sides), Tory Magoo, Angry Gay Pope, Jason Beghe, Tom Cruise (he helped spur Anonymous – thanks Tom ;),
Anoymous, the Internet, GOOGLE, Jenna Miscavige-Hill, Alex Gibney, Ron Miscavige Senior, Marc and Claire Headley, Lucas Catton, Lawrence Wright, Janet Reitman, Nancy Many, Amy Scobee, Aaron Smith Levin, Chris Shelton, Tony Ortega and many, many others.
THANK YOU!! You all rock.
I would like to indicate that Scientology has been Successfuly Suppressed.
Contratulations and please, continue. 😉
Now everyone turn to your Mike Rinder Bobble head and lets give Mike a hand for persisting in exposing Scientology and never giving up. SHOUT OUT Three Hip Hip HOORAY’s.
Mike – you are a humanitarian that has helped save the planet from Scientology.
No need to stick a fork in it, it’s visibly falling apart all on its own. Successfully suppressed is right — by the Dwarfenführer®, hisself, most successful SP and squirrel ever in scientology’s (brief) history.
SP:
When scns confront Suppression, THEY shatter, don’cha know? That parking lot exemplifies just how effective scientology is.
What a joke! EIN Presswire is just a pay service to put your content out on the web in hopes that real media will pick it up. The pricing scheme is right there on the front page. It even has a pop-up that tells what it does. Scientology can’t pay for good press. I don’t work in the media but I would hazard a guess that big news syndicates need content to fill empty spaces in newspapers and on websites. So they look to newswires for content. Who on earth would want to run puff pieces like this…no one. So it sits on the net for posterity and Scn can point it out to the one or two people who they manage to suck in every year.
Linear13, scn would be doing REALLY WELL if they brought in 1 or 2 a year, straight up and vertical sorta expansion.
I’m sure that most actual media operations recognize EIN Presswire for what it is: as fake as scientology. I suspect that the only folks who have seen that scn lie are DM’s minions who placed the “press release” and those looking to document scn’s lies.
What news can they possibly have any more. The photo shoot snow jobs don’t exist in volume any more. They are stuck in hamster wheels and no amount of money can bail them out. And 90% of the staff are juveniles. So no bright ideas are emerging.
Their originality is limited by the squirrel at the top of the pyramid scheme; if he didn’t think it, it can’t be ordered to be done.
O/T and a bit of a repeat. Posted in case anyone missed the news earlier and because it is significant that this is coming from Mosque Maryam .
Mosque Maryam is the headquarters of the Nation of Islam. Regarding Scientology Youth for Human Rights Award Winner NOI Brother Rizza Islam, the Mosque Maryam Facebook page notes:
https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1277665889297470&id=100011622135558
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“I listened to his carriage and his handling of the subject matter. He’s excellent as a potential great minister of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad” – The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan speaking on Doctor Rizza Islam.
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NOTE: The doctorate is honorary and was awarded by Minister Louis Farrakhan.
Memorialized with a screenshot on ESMBR at:
https://exscn2.net/threads/scientology-youth-for-human-rights-award-winner-nation-of-islam-brother-rizza-islams-anti-semitic-racist-homophobic-anti-american-etc-statements.54/page-17#post-79817
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ISNOINews, thank you for all the reporting. It’s important information.
Stop the Presses: “Scientology Volunteer Minister Picks up Gum Wrapper on Sidewalk and Puts in Trash Can.”
You can bet the VM checked to see if there was any gum first so they could at least have something to eat that day.
😂
“Stop the Presses: “Scientology Volunteer Minister Picks up Gum Wrapper on Sidewalk and Puts in Trash Can.”
That’s about the level of their activity, isn’t it?
Cherch of Janitology.
Getting the correct disinfectant applied consists of:
1. Having the correct disinfectant.
2. Knowing the disinfectant.
3. Knowing it is correct.
4. Bleaching correctly…
and on and on.
After a few years and a few bucks you could attest to the state of “Clean” and even get a clean bracelet.
Then you can do the secret cleaning steps to achieve the state of Squeaky Clean. Only by invitation can one experience these universe cleaning rundowns.
Donate enough of your moolah to go all the way and earn the certificate for the state of Mop-erating Trashman. It’s a never-been-experienced in anyone’s memory state of cleaning up.
Then, as a newly forged “MT”, you can go amongst the mere mortals of this planet and clean, clean, clean!
Is that all they can come up with nowadays??
Dotey OT – very good post. I love it.
Keep Janitology Working.
I want a Clean bracelet.
🙂
LoopGet in line SP. We currently don’t have enough Mark VIII Souper Quantumn aerosol dispensers. Which is a cleaning flap of flaps. But I tell you, between us cleaners, we are opening a scientology to-go cleaner center in a Kroger near you. We will doctor those pictures as well, so be prepared
Hilarious!
You will think it’s universe changing Aquamarine when we have the grand opening of one of our new Clean-Anon centers in your VERY OWN CITY!!!
Fundraising has begun, and all the old familiar faces are ponying up to make sure that we CLEAN THE PLANET!!! You should consider donating yourself, or your moolah, and we will all go shoulder to shoulder, applying the tek and a little elbow grease to CLEAN THE PLANET!!!
Did I tell you that we were CLEANING THE PLANET???!!??? Well by the way, that is all that we think about in the Cherch of Janitology!!!
We are heading to the home stretch in this years competition that we lovingly call the “WashDay Game!!”
We asked our feerless leader what he wanted for his birthday. We said “chocolate cake?” and he said “nope.” We said “What then???” He said “With this teknology, I’ll Cleanup!” Upon uttering those words, he dropped his body and went to Wal-Mart. Oh, he also went to Target, too. We were left to interpret.
So cleaning Indian Churches is the shit that we came up with.
I love it 🙂 Still laughing!!! Love it, love it!
Thank you for this laugh. I REALLY needed it, you have no idea.
But wait!
OK with you if add one thing? Just one teensy thing, is all.
My favorite cult aphorism:
“THE TIME IS NOW” 🙂
Aqua, you are right, THE TIME IS NOW!!!! Be one of the 10,000!!!!! Get twice the gains in half the time!!! The only thing stopping you is your bank!!! card!!! limit!!!!
Right now, there is one dedicated group on this planet doing something about it!!! Even as we speak, dedicated Janitologists are carrying out Operation WhiteGlove, and we do mean carrying out, as they are currently in Washington, D.C. voluntarily cleaning the offices of the IRS, FBI and others!! Those places need some cleaning!!!
What has made Planetary Cleaning a possibility is our feerless leader’s tek that he discovered, after his thorough and exhausting hours of research of 50,000 years of Cleaning Men. He came to rise above the bank and become the Top Mop-erating Trashman. How?? Well, we’ll never know. The. Complete. Truth.
Indeed, “THE TIME IS NOW!!!”
Ok, now I have to thank you for my early afternoon laugh which was also much needed.
What with the ongoing work related tasks of assisting others in solving theircovid- related situations I do need all the laughs I can get
Dotey, feel free to brief me any time on Operation WhiteGlove for Planetary Cleaning.
It is inspiring to know that a group exists that is actually doing something about ring around the collar and those messy spills on the Whole Track.
I want to contribute financially to this motion. Please let me know where I can send any and all money I have left over after buying groceries.
I’m homeless now; just sold my house. I won’t be buying another one. A simple operation paid for by Medicare has eliminated my need for a roof over my head. The weather is getting warmer and anyway, who needs a house when you have a colostomy bag?
I’d rather flow the money to Planetary Cleaning.
If only you could see my fixed, dedicated glare, Dotey. There are no other fish to fry. I’m not wasting this brief breath in eternity, I’m on board for the duration of the universe.
NICE, Dotey!
I wonder if there are as many people wanting to stop the abuses of Scn as there are actual Scientologists here in the US, if you were to count everyone reading anti-Scn material, and commenting on anti-Scn-abuse blogs, websites, podcasts, and Youtube as a person wanting to stop their abuses.
I’m guessing on any given day the number of individuals thinking anti-Scientology thoughts outnumbers those thinking pro-Scientology thoughts.
Ammo, I believe there are more people reading this page today than are active in all of scientology these days. Definitely, more people WILLINGLY frequent this site than all of the scientology-produced pages —including the false facebook entries. They and the ‘bot-controlled scn “twitter” feeds are not nearly interesting except as a study of the depths that scientology has sunk to.
In the event of an inflight emergency, the airline cabin crew, before take off, educates their travelers to “save yourself first” by putting on your own oxygen mask before helping others less able. If only CO$ members practiced the VM’s mandate and creed (mentioned in their article above) the group might one day find “The Way to Happiness.”
Jenn, their way to happiness is
through(the door): OUT!
In miscavige’s Facebook profile (which is nothing more than a pompous monument to itself) it speaks of “millions of parishioners”. Sure.
Over the years I have NEVER found anything on the web that mentions spontaneous groups or positive comments to hubbard and scn. Never.
Since scn still uses telexes to communicate between management and orgs it is appropriate to respond to their good news with a nice “ack!”
Some years ago I wrote him a message on the fb profile to check if it was really him or some fake profile. Someone responded, pretendindg to be him, (my guess) so I wrote again telling my viewpoint about his technical alterations and how he had fucked up on Lisa Mc Pherson’s case. That was not received too well and the reply was a bunch of the dirtiest insults one could possibly dream up. I was not fully aware at the time that Miscavige is a champion at talking that way, so I guessed perhaps it was really him answering up. My profile was blocked by the person running Miscavige’s account.
TT Greco. What you wrote made me smile. What a funny story. The answer that you got certainly follows the typical way he usually responds or talks. But it is likely that he has put one of his henchmen there to manage his profile. Or maybe not.
However, you did really well to tell him what you think.
It seems Dave’s minions are able to channel his inner rage; probably long hours of hearing him be ballistic. I don’t think I can really really say “Go ballistic” when that’s his usual state. Might it be that he’s an “angry drunk”? Since he’s so angry when sober, he’s gotta be angry while plastered, I’d expect. even-tempered — always raging at/against SOMEthing.
I wonder how far and wide the ‘Volunteer Ministers’ had to go to fill up that work party?
Zee, what we see in the pic is likely to be half of the staff in all EU orgs, all who could hitchhike there in time to make the photoshoot. The VMs surely don’t have the crash to BUS them any appreciable distance.
ETA: That should have been “cash”, but “crash” works as well.
Scientology is going the way of Christian Science and Theosophy. Both of these were popular in the 20th century but have declined. There are only about 5,000 Theosophists in the United States and probably about the same number of Christian Scientists. Christian Science is a far better religion than Scientology and I can verify that statement as I was a member of both. Theosophy is more Occult than Scientology and reading Blavatsky is very stimulating. She goes off the rails but is interesting.
Hubbard could have saved Scientology if he understood the Occult. It would have been possible to soften Scientology. Blavatsky had a very famous statement about the Occult. She said “You can take the Occult to the right or to the left” By that she meant that right was good and left was evil. She took the Occult to the right while Hubbard took it to the left. In her book “Science of Survival” she takes the reader on the same journey. The reader gets a relief knowing as she says that most of the left Occult books were burned. The secret now is that copies were save in Rome in the Vatican Library. That is where Scientology should be buried as well.
“Blavatsky is very stimulating. She goes off the rails but is interesting.”
Hubbard, on the other hand, was off the rails but not remotely interesting, at least to me. I can’t read more than 3 or 4 sentences of his convoluted drivel before I move on to something more rewarding.
Laughing loud. So true.
Bridget in my opinion some of the best he delivered are on the student hat. Somewhere it talks about different types of flying vehicles we could have had but we didn’t, and then where it talks about photography.
If one only reads the transcript without listening to the tape, it is even worse.
A quagmire that turns into a loop.
One from there does not come out healthy.
George, when Blavatsky goes off the rails is when it gets *interesting*.
Christian science MAY just be dying off from even worse paranoia about medicine than Hubbard evidenced.
As far as being buried: isn’t that the job of CST? somewhere in New Mexico, California, or wherever? It SEEMS that in that instance Dwarfenführer® is actually following Hubbard’s wishes. LOTS of opportunity for Davey to skim off the top of that boondoggle, of course. Then he can keep selected whales in reserve to fill his coffers.
Lost it on CST. Refresh please.
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
With a Scientology building, a book sale boutique, and a swingin’ hot study spot
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
No, no, no
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT
I don’t care about spots on my apples,
Leave me the birds and the bees
Please
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey now, they paved paradise to put up a parking lot
Why not?
Listen, late last night, I heard the screen door slam
And a big yellow taxi took my girl away
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Well, don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone
They paved paradise to put up a parking lot
Why not?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey hey hey
Paved paradise and put up a parking lot
I don’t wanna give it
Why you wanna give it
Why you wanna giving it all away
Hey, hey, hey
Now you wanna give it
I should wanna give it
Cos you giving it all away
Hey, hey, givin it all,
Givin it all… away
Well done Balletlady.
OMG! I never would have suspected you were that talented. Maybe you might consider doing some serious writing …. of course when I say “serious” writing, I include comedy as well.
Thank you friend. The song seemed MORE than fitting. Instead of grass, trees, floral, a small pond…..asphalt???
But Dave doesn’t NEED parking lots for his Idle Morgs. Those parking lots which exist are usually empty other than a yellow van only driven from the dealer to the back of the org, there to languish until someone pays exorbitant amounts to fill up the fuel tank & tires so it can transport a couple of VMs, including the photographer, out to some place they can play-act at helping nobody at all.
Am I getting too cynical in my old age?
YOU “old & cynical”….NEVER! You speak the truth, & THAT alone is the really scary part of this entire scenario.
Somehow, someway, somewhere these buildings & parking lots HAVE to multiple to make it look like the religion is growing. It would be ok if it were the truth & there truly is a need for all this asphalt & buildings, but I’ve come to learn & see that these buildings are largely empty, devoid of humans.
A lovely park with trees, grass, etc…that add oxygen, places to find a patch of grass whereby one might find a tree to sit under & read or even “contemplate one’s naval”….close one’s eyes & rest or dream, read a book, share a picnic, do yoga or jog, or take a leisurely stroll.
Ahh parks don’t bring “Davey Boy” any $$$ to line his pockets to buy his favorite food or booze….now that is the reality of it all & that my friend IS NOT CYNICAL….it’s the TRUTH.
Thanks, but I AM getting a bit on the “old” side of life. My wife and her best friend agree that We’re not old. OLD is more than ten years older than us. WE is young, still, in our hearts, where it matters.
Other friends live by the rule that it’s never too late to have a happy childhood. FUN people to be around. Sadly, it wasn’t to be last year. Perhaps pretty soon, now. We’re all getting vaccinated ASAP
No worries Jere, especially when I consider that you are “aging like fine wine”…..the older the better it is!
Good things come to those who wait, & MANY of us have waited far too long….some having had to escape the horrors of “that past life of abuse at the hands of many”.
With the vaccines well on their way in most of our arms…we shall survive even STRONGER & BETTER THAN BEFORE. The World at large NEEDS US….someone has to show them right from wrong, as things stand now, so many NEED those wake up calls & lessons we can teach. The guidance, love & support from those who have BEEN THERE & KNOW the score.
I wish for you Jere much more Joy & Happiness as each new month rolls into the next! Young at heart, THAT is the true ticket to happiness & putting the past behind us & venturing forward into the new world we’re trying to handle the BEST way we can.
I am BLESSED to have found so many caring, loving, warm, friendly & funny people here to share my life experiences with….if someone learns anything from it, I am happy to have enlightened them.
For the love of Heaven, I”VE LEARNED so much from many of you, especially Mike, Leah, Mark, Claire, Mary K, & those who’ve reached out to me such as yourself, Skyler23, Skyler, Aqua, Jennyfurr, OSD, LMR…I could go on & on, but you KNOW who you are…..& I thank you for so much LOVE to share!
THANK YOU ALL!
When I saw the empty lot, I couldn’t stop laughing!!! And I’m still laughing!
And the echo of your laughter will still be bouncing around the car park the next time you visit it.
“And the echo of your laughter will still be bouncing around the car park the next time you visit it.”
The sounds of silence. scientology in a NUTshell.
OSD,
I got a chuckle thinking the parking lot should get its own Clear Certificate.
Desperate times for the church of scientology. Quite a large percentage of people on board to do services at the Flag Land Base used to be from overseas. None now, of course. Couple that with the problem of very few people nationwide fly across country to go to the Flag Land Base. Considering their numbers are pretty low in a “normal” year, in this past year I can’t imagine it pulled in enough revenue to keep their own lights on, much less support the Freewinds or any other org. But then it does have enough in reserves….
If you come now, you have to quarantine for two weeks in your rooms before receiving services but they then they will comp those two weeks accommodations. You have to really be jonesing for scientology for that to entice you to come – especially – to the Flag Land Base.
What? You mean I’d have to miss the famous Flag Friday night graduation at the FH cuz I’d be quarantined in my room? Say it isn’t so!
Something like “one of the largest relief forces” on earth was shot down by the advertising council in the UK. They have a shrinking pool of amateurs that do photo ops. Even there the COS cannot mask anymore that nobody joins and some leave = decline.
… or miss out on two weeks of the worst “auditing” you’ll ever get. But hang on, after two weeks, you can get your fill of THAT.
LOL.
Cindy, if it’s anything like in the ‘old days’ when I was there, you ain’t missing much of a Friday evening UNLESS you were to snag a seat where you can look west over the Gulf at Sunset. One “Graduation” at Flag is much like any “graduation” in a franchise. Same old wins, whether they be from TRs hallucinations or the OT levels. Same words, describing feeling good they got through it all.