Just how many ribbons is too many? Is there such a thing as ribbon envy? Small ribbon syndrome? Seems that the magnitude of his ribbon pulling events is now being measured by the size and quantity of his bows and sashes. Surprised they haven't put them on all 4 sides of each building. What a ridiculous joke this has become. The re-re-opening of "LRH's dream"(?) is going to be "the best event ever" -- as measured by inches of satin ribbon dropped. "More satin ribbon used for this grand ribbon dropping ceremony than in all the curtains in Buckingham Palace combined. The ribbons w … [Read more...]
Test Center Opening, Or Maybe Not…
To keep everyone updated on the the most important events ever that may or may not ever happen. It seems there is still some problem with the Hollywood Test Center. You know the one that was promoted as being opened last Friday at 6:30 "to be in time for the Oscars crowd"? It's just a few days away and its "not finalized". Again. This is really becoming a pattern with every event. These things used to be like clockwork and since last year, starting with the cancellation of the 25th Anniversary MV financial hari kiri cruise, things have gone completely out of control. Flag is promoting the … [Read more...]
Cloudy OT Powerz
CC Int has made their statement about the impending Papal Ceremonies, and if anyone who received it didn't roll their eyes and wonder about the sanity of Pamela Lancaster, I pity them. Not only OT Weather Powers in evidence, but also Exclamation Tech(r) -- which is part of the Golden Age of Grammar the RCS is experiencing. Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2014From: Pamela Lancaster-Johnson <[email protected]>Subject: OK!! GO FULL BLAST!!! Dear Xxxxx - OT POWERS ARE "MAGICALLY" SHIFTING CLOUD PATTERNS!! YAY!! GO FULL BLAST AND GET EVERY CONFIRM TO CONFIRM AT LEAST 4 PEOPLE TO BRING … [Read more...]
At The Request Of Those In Command…
More of the paranoia. It is becoming almost laughable. Following on from the new staff "non-disparagement" contract comes this. Apparently, the fringes of the internet are causing an unwanted effect on the mighty Cause Over Life OT's.... Date: Sun, 23 Feb 2014 From: pat parodi <[email protected]>Subject: Sunday Note and Quote Hello! The hot news this week all concerns the upcoming grand opening of the new Hollywood Life Improvement Center on Hollywood Blvd along with the opening of the new AOLA and ASHO buildings on L.Ron Hubbard Way. At the request of those in command, the … [Read more...]
A “Monumental Moment”
Some serious hype inflation is ramping up for the grand re-re-ribbon cutting festivities in PAC. OMG!!!! One week away and they are "getting promo put together for you... to spread the news far and wide." Just a faction too little, too late. Hi Xxxx, As you may know, AOLA and ASHO are Grand Opening on March 1st! COB was in Copenhagen for the Grand Opening AOSHEU and announced it to the crowd! I will get you the finalized agenda in short order, but in the meantime I wanted to give you the heads up about this so we can really utilize it to its fullest. We are getting promo put together … [Read more...]
The Birthday Event — Your Papers Please
The press gangs are swinging into action for the upcoming March 13 LRH Birthday Celebration. Of course, this is going to be the LARGEST, BESTEST, EXCEPTIONALEST, UNPRECEDENTEDEST EVER (since the last event). ALL public are "welcome" PROVIDED you have have a NEW IAS card. Not one from last year, they are no good any longer. You must have a new one. And a color tag so they can tell what sort of person you are. The email below has gone out in all Continental areas. Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2014From: Scientology Events <[email protected]>Subject: Xxxxx, your selectees and LRH's … [Read more...]
Proof of Expansion
Believe it or not, this is the best proof Miscavige has of His "expansion." Everyone knows the stable datum that "the squirrels go crazy when we are expanding" so they MUST be going totally crazy: q.e.d. we ARE expanding. This afternoon, the barricades went up and the armed guards took their positions for the event they like to claim demonstrates their massive humanitarianism. As the crowds awaited clearance to enter the hallowed halls with their photo ID's , a banner flew overhead asking the question that SHOULD be on everyone's mind for this gathering of Scientology's … [Read more...]
“The next MASSIVE, ULTRA MAJOR BOMBASTIC…”
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. A day to be relieved that you are no longer giving to the organization that doesnt thank you for what you have given, but simply looks upon you with little vulture eyes "we got this much out of him/her, there has to be more where that came from." The only thing true about this email is that this IS "bombastic." I guess the author is unfamiliar with the words she uses as bombastic means: high-sounding but with little meaning; inflated. The nerve of these people. "In 3 days we are going to announce the biggest/best/over-the-top/bombastic/largest/highest-ever..." … [Read more...]
Come to The IAS at Flag. Repeat.
Listen to the new voicemail being left by Flag on people's answering machines twice a day. They must be pretty concerned about the turnout for this event as 1100 outer org trainees left Flag. And judging by the dismal turnout for last week's Most. Important. Event. In. All. Universes. Ever. they are going to have to spread out the chairs in the circus tent to make sure there aren't too many empty ones visible. Just in case this audio download doesn't work for some, here is the substance of the message: We are 7 days away til the first time ever celebration of the live IAS anniversary … [Read more...]
Some Pix From Inside The Bubble
A Special Correspondent sent in these photos. I guess the dire warnings and threats of no electronic devices didn't catch everyone.... I have some catching up to do on life... I am putting these up without comment and probably won't get to another post until some time later tomorrow. Maybe something will come along in the meantime and there will be a surprise, but I have some backlogs that I must take care of. Thanks to all those who have sent me information since Friday. It has been most welcome. And thanks to all those who have made kind comments of appreciation. And thanks to every … [Read more...]