The "Force for Freedom" Freedom from what? Certainly not crush regging. Or indentured servitude. Or mindless obedience. Or, or, or... Everyone is going to push this HARD The Halloween IAS event Perfect -- all the bloodsuckers can gather Biggest expansion news since 2016? Who is this guy? They changed the time with a magic marker! The fastest expanding org on earth? They were once declared SH Size and they're not even close to it now... Aesthetics will do it... They're on it … [Read more...]
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Hmm... Don't think so Hubbard derided bowling as being dilettante… Guess they don’t read much policy. Superstar? Dinner and an unnamed guest? Friday theta… While Iranian missiles light up the sky? A Drug Free Los Angeles? Including the devil’s weed? You know it's legal there right? Haunted House: the perfect metaphor for a Scientology organization Weird self promotion All of the ideal donors in Australia They’re making 30 SNOTS a month Only another 41 years to go to ea … [Read more...]
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The Chan Man is back He is playing football for freedom now? I suspect he is not very good... But there is a free dinner. So maybe some hungry people will come. I get invitations like this all the time -- free dinner and we get to pitch you on our MLM scheme, Time Share, investment planning options or funeral service... Oh-oh... No confidence all those OT VII and Superpowered people aren't going to be able to keep the place safe even though the predictions are that it will NOT hit Tampa Bay? And why move it to the Mission and charge an entrance fee and not offer food? … [Read more...]
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Information gotten nowhere else... Flag miracles in Mary Jo's backyard Walking on water across the swimming pool? Turning one hot dog bun into a feast for all attendees? They finally got one... Well on the way to Clearing their zone now. One Clear a year will get them there in… never. They got one too! A cause for great celebration. How many of these staff are SO members? They're not close to St Hill size. Highest what? At least they're not all old people. But sad they are young people wasting their lives... Kiddie C … [Read more...]
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Boston week? What does that even mean? Funny what they focus on… They always show the “fun in the sun” but if you are on services this is very much frowned upon. Practicing medicine without a license? Empty ideal org… Anything to get bodies in the shop AOLA struggling for business Why are they going to Chicago where nothing is happening? The "Turning Point" isn’t enough… Trying to get anyone to show up by promoting this guy? Don’t tell Dave M that Dave P is a bigger draw than he is… He’s been d … [Read more...]
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Come for the free dinner Regges will be circling... Need you for what? The VM's have arrived already. Brisbane apparently doesn't have any. How very "religious" Labor Day pirate themed kids event and potluck? Everything and the kitchen sink. It's all happening in Fiji Though no scientology? Or even Dianetics... This is all they have to talk about? The "order of magnitude" is a bit of for an "ideal" org. More "religious" activity And I guarantee their income is nowhere near the level of Miami … [Read more...]
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I feel I am regaining my true power... To do what? Operate exterior with full perception? Cause over the MEST universe? Ideal org music festival? Euphemism for fundraiser... If he can do this.... Could you maybe stop a couple of wars? End famine in Africa? Expand an org? L. Ron Hubbard -- comic book guy Sadly this is Phil and Willy Jones daughter, Emily on the left. Had I seen this earlier I might have made the trip to say hello... The success of Tampa org... Nothing visible in the real world. Flag trying … [Read more...]
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OOPS -- thought it was Wednesday today so there is a bonus Dianetics Surf Team posting today, but didn't want to miss out on Thursday Funnies! Once we have an all ideal ANZO... Just imagine, all of Australia, New Zealand, Oceania and ASIA will be 'ideal." With the only orgs in all of Asia (including India, China and Indonesia) in Tokyo and Kaohsiung. That's planetary clearing at correct orders of magnitude! Your Dream Job awaits! Working for a zealot scientologist con-man! The big Cincinnati celebrities come home... Well, the only ones. Bet they're not … [Read more...]
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Midwest Unite Giving money to "build a great Midwest" by finally renovating the Battle Creek building purchased nearly 20 years ago -- they should be trying to open some orgs in the Midwest as most Midwest states have no scientology org at all. Poor Mike Blake This guy gets hit up for everything in Columbus. Why isn't the ChanMan ever participating in giving his money? Columbus org paying for Battle Creek Why? They're supposed to have opened dozens of missions by now that should be turned into orgs (remember Miscavige's infamous "arrow" graphic?) -- … [Read more...]
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Winning? 34 years on staff, which has accomplished what? Wiso Gossett knows… His accomplishments as an artist set him apart Brian Anderson! For years the Flag PR spokesman - now part of the “Infinity Group” renting master bedrooms. How do you leave the Sea Org and remain so brainwashed? Tampa Org promoting Mace-Kingsley And it will only cost you $25! (That way they can count attendees as “First Service Starts”) Lot of kids stuff Flag, the top of the Bridge… Getting those intro services rocking … [Read more...]