Realized? They must have a VERY different definition. Perhaps they have finally "realized" that they are NEVER going to make any inroads into anything.... This seems appropriate for once... And A mentalist and illusionist. Will fit right in with the delusionists.... After 40 years... He FINALLY learned how to study. I guess this "tech" wasn't so great. It couldn't help this guy for all those years. Amazing what these enforced “success” stories reveal. Oh Wow 3 Clears in 2 weeks That is their quota for the year done... Even if … [Read more...]
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And when it's done? There will be NO excuse for why California is not cleared right? Actually, according to this, NorCal and SoCal should ALREADY be cleared because they are "all ideal". It's made a BIG difference... This seminar will change your life... He's been doing this schtick for decades. Nothing has changed. This is a seminar for all scientology orgs... Perhaps she could begin with grammar and spelling for the staff that make the org promo? But you have to ask, what is SO successful about Denice? Anyone ever seen her in anything other … [Read more...]
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First, thank you so much for the quite overwhelming volume of good wishes on the occasion of my birthday yesterday. There is no way I could respond to everyone individually or even "like" or "heart" everything. It was extremely gratifying to know how many people out there have my best interest at heart. It's GREATLY appreciated. Scientology TV This was a BIG topic this week. The "new season" launched with 6 new episodes of the same old infomercials. The real torture is trying to watch the ridiculous spin they repeat 24/7 in a loop of lunacy. The Jive … [Read more...]
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Come up to present time... You can't even be a cause point to get your derelict building renovated after a decade? So you are going to rely on the fact that some ships sailed from your harbor hundreds of years ago to cross the Atlantic with people fleeing religious oppression to explain how you “are doing it” now? Delusion. And what exactly is all? A bellhop vest? Momentus. Forever marked in Manchester history... Get over yourselves. Anyone can rent a room at the football stadium. BobbleRinder could hold a more significant event the … [Read more...]
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A bit delayed due to the news of the shooting in Inglewood Org. The victim/perpetrator must have been a scientologist as Eddie Parkin and the STAAD League have not taken to Twitter to blame The Aftermath for inciting the "hate crime". Their top story is still the Christchurch massacre. Eddie seems to go into hibernation when there are no new episodes of The Aftermath airing (which speaks volumes about the actual reason they exist...) Disaster Response Training In other words, instructions on how to hand out WTH, pick up trash and do nerve assists. What does this … [Read more...]
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An evening that will change your life... Barbara Rubio? Seriously? I dont know these other women but "hearing what it's like to be up both sides of the Bridge" must be some sort of code for "don't end up like me" The Warriors... All 3 of them. Under the guidance of a full time Sea Org mission. Wow. Still using Brutus I suspect this is about as far from what Brutus wants as possible.... I guess these really ARE the only 3 people they can round up. I can grant you personal immortality... Ermmm, I thought that was a given? Begs the … [Read more...]
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Top international business consultant? He obviously runs one of the MISFORTUNE 500 companies. A BIG name... Not new people... It's just friends and family you might be able to get to look at that dreck... Bring family and friends... And your wallet, check book, stock certificates and jewelry. You know, just like in DMSMH... No colds. Throw away your crutches and eyeglasses. Cure polio. Gain an eidetic memory. Yeah, just like that. I'm sure Ohio State is down with the Columbus Org CF... They are really desperate -- … [Read more...]
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Distinguished Speakers... Who cannot be named. You can bet this turnout is going to be YUGE. It's Monumental And it's from 10 years ago! And you know what the "next strategy" is that is going to be revealed? We need more of your money. Should be even YUGER... Flag public are going to be being harassed to attend this mercilessly. Some will show up to help keep Ethics and Regges at bay. Still, if they have 200 people it would be a miracle. Your Ideal Scene Well, I can imagine a few them would be thinking "how about … [Read more...]
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The Greatest Money Grab on Earth Featuring ex-D/CO OSA International now the "African Fundraising Project IC".... You can bet Hugh Jackman appreciates the shout out. History of Blacks in Scientology That presentation will be shorter even than a David Miscavige presentation on compassion The Doctrine of the Seed Money Every time I hand over money I make so much more... Why I joined staff... Nobody more recent than this child who was raised as a scientologist and joined 15 years ag0? The Dirty Half Dozen In … [Read more...]
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Perth IS going St Hill Size And we know that because... they said so! Should be enough for anyone to buy in. Still using photos from the ribbon yanking as there is nothing else happening there at all. As always, it's fundraising, fundraising and more fundraising... Gangsters seems like a very appropriate theme. Still baking cookies Why? Nobody is quite sure. But it seems like a good idea. They send their best OUT of the HGC? Nah, he is renowned for falling asleep in session. So he cannot take paying … [Read more...]