Seems sort of impressive... Until you realize it includes the people with the small certs -- they completed the Solo Course Part1 or Part 2 or any of the "theory" sections of any of the "OT Levels" rather than the auditing level itself. And until you realize that even if this were 19 Clears in one week it would take 6700 YEARS to Clear Great Britain’s current population. That's some bad news.... Apparently the social media brouhaha around scientology in LA has resulted in "fake bad reviews dominating the top"... So, everyone leave reviews "but don't do it all the … [Read more...]
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Drug Free Europe… They can’t get a drug free town square in Copenhagen! Maybe it will be third year lucky? Flag world tour… Donkey rides Bubble dancer Fire breathers and so much more that shouts “Flag, the Mecca of technical perfection” It’s always the “next phase” of expansion to make you forget the last phase didn't amount to anything. Also note, there is no GAT Class 6 so there are no Class VI auditors any more. They're obliterating psychiatry from the face of the earth.... The location for this exhibit is a real estate office... … [Read more...]
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Once they get Canberra, Brisbane and Adelaide done… They will have an “ideal continent” and absolutely nothing will have changed. It might be helpful if they said where this event is taking place? Looks like Melbourne? Why not Sydney? THE auditor training organization… Celebrates auditors once a year. Still no SH Briefing Course - the course the organization is named after! An epic event… What has this got to do with “Flag life“? The NOI are taking over Florence KY… And it’s all thinking, no action. &nb … [Read more...]
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What about the first? Apparently he can create time…. They’re still trying to get 100? They were supposed to have 100+ when they opened Now their hope is they will do it next year Arte and the greyhairs Just what Clearwater asked for… Pitching the children… Ideal org convention… For who? Battle Creek? There are no other orgs in the Midwest. Wow, a show! And dinner! This guy again… A calm day at sea… These plans went out the window with Hurricane Beryl &nbs … [Read more...]
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They've already shifted the goalposts The actual game is 11,000. Why didn't they say that? It didn't sound good, so they it under the 25,000 hopeless number. OT Teens... What an unfortunate group to be part of. Means you have been raised a scientologist, indoctrinated from an early age and think this is the only path in life. Peter Simpson? Who is he? And why would he apparently know the grand secret. Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates maybe? Certainly not Hubbard... Looks like Peter could be related to Homer? Looks … [Read more...]
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For only $75 you can watch Clearwater's free July 4th fireworks! They're announcing twice! A Musical Video showing? An Epic Lip Synch Battle It will be the largest in our history... Even if it isn't, who is going to know? Another amazing deal! Not $10,997 -- only $1977! I wonder if they think anyone actually pays $11K to listen to her babble? Are they going to talk about disconnecting from their kids? What does this actually have to do with L. Ron Hubbard They have an actual real live … [Read more...]
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Admin Tech Leading scientology in an ever decreasing spiral of failure since the early 1970's... Come and get some of this magic for yourself. From someone who has apparently had a lot of auditing. And that clearly makes him an expert. They forgot the rest of the quote.... "It took only a few weeks to build the old Saint Hill org." The Reactive Mind of Los Angeles... They're "Clearing LA" and their [unreal] target is to get Dianetics into the hands of 1% of Los Angeles. Wonder if this is the City of Los Angeles (3.8 million), Los Angeles … [Read more...]
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Always a head-scratcher The Hubbard "message to black people" is like My Philosophy. Total bunkum written to make himself sound altruistic. You don't need to look far to find the REAL truth. His REAL message to anyone of color can be found here: Ron The Racist. Decidedly NOT funny. Scrooge McDuck? Did you forget you are PAYING for this stuff? Incredible what people say -- went exterior and had wins comparable to auditing from reading the "basic" books and AP&A taught him how to audit.... Just like Mother's Day -- a total … [Read more...]
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The Top? Wonder what the Freewinds thinks about that? They're pretty much forgotten in the scientology world. You gotta love the “brilliant” describing the run-around-a-pole rundown... It is quite brilliant I guess making people pay to have you tell them to run in circles. They just found number 8? It's definitely "coveted" -- they sold them for $500 back when they were released. Wonder if they'll get $15 for it now? Fold Arms. Stare. We will give you dinner if you come... What is being "Beyond Victorious"? Perhaps this is OT IX? … [Read more...]
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Robert Springall still going... I did the EPF with Robert in the UK in 1973! A very nice guy. Say to see he is still there. May be one of the only true ads -- he has been around for almost the entire history of the OT levels! They're busing them in from Sydney... That is a 3.5 hour bus trip one way. Still railing against the devil's weed Amy Ronshausen and her organization don't appear to be scientology connected. Someone should show her what Hubbard said about marijuana being less dangerous than alcohol in DMSMH Flag is all in on … [Read more...]