Africa's Winning Bet nobody realized that... including whoever wrote this. And what "historic victory" are they trying to be part of? That LRHED was written about Portland in the 80's. Seems they have a bit of a "comm lag"   Epic It's always EPIC. And they got the Energizer Bunny or Energy Driver or something who is going to bring the lightning or something. The only important thing - do not forget your wallet.   That's a lot of stuff Successful. Empowering. A party. Launch to Freedom and Ability. Open House. Phew...   Freewinds … [Read more...]

Somewhat abbreviated Thursday Funnies...   They're Bringing In The Big Guns... Well, on second thought. Sylvia Stanard is the best they could do? Wow, they're really scraping the barrel. A total rimless zero.   F/Ning as defined here means "Money to give to scientology" And Gavin Potter is an "expert" on these things because...?   35 Futile Years They are further away from clearing Orange County now than they were the first day they opened   If they're so cause? How come Toronto "ideal" org STILL isnt done when they didnt even have to buy a … [Read more...]

  The ChanMan Cometh Hold onto your wallets and valuables... Makes me wonder often -- don't these orgs have ANY Div 6 staff to do this? They rely entirely on full time FSM bloodsuckers? Hubbard would be rolling in his grave.   Aha, found one Actual org staff out doing "seminars". Though I bet they have about as much clue as ChanMan on solving all these problems. Their "ideal" org in Florence Kentucky is empty. But shout out to them for at least trying to do something themselves. Unlike the "largest ideal org on earth."   Things are thin at Flag They are … [Read more...]

  That's a lot in 2 hours... Bet you TONS of people showed up with their friends.   Money, money, money, money... Q: What is the only way you will have that "extra" money you need and want? A: Steer clear of scientology.   They have ONE auditor! Praise Lord Xenu. It's a miracle.   Hold the presses -- that's TWO! Austin will be cleared in no time...   What about the terrible pay? Someone has gone squirrel and altered Source OMG! It's probably the only thing that is true and they left it off...   Seriously? Winston … [Read more...]

Sorry -- abbreviated today... Helping Mankind Make It? You are serious?   Mount Rushmore? Really?   This is what you get for half a million? Freedom Destruction Briefing? Food, glorious food...       CC is going Ideal? Wow, I thought it was already? Milking every last opportunity to collect money and yank a ribbon...   10 year olds is what it takes?   The extraordinary Flag environment One reg for every 5 people   I don't think so... At least not because of you.   An old timer Just … [Read more...]

  Animal House? Toga party. Sounds like fun. Cheap too.   Net gain? If they are getting them one at a time and are so excited about it, I wonder if they are even keeping up with their attrition rate from no pay? Let alone SH Size....   Drama classes? Learn to throw a hissy fit when your prospect doesn't hand over the check? Shed tears at will for the unfair treatment in the press not covering all the good works of scientology?   The Bard is back   A new fresh road Pity its deserted and leads nowhere...   Via … [Read more...]

Seven Years... ...and still not SH Size. Let alone producing more Clears in their zone than triplets born on the third Friday of each month. Not really a celebration at all. Just another ploy to reg and recruit.   Graduation... ...every other week?? Not enough completions to make it worthwhile to do it each week? And they need to add another floor to their building?   Is this a Joke? Who is going to pay $25 to hear Joke talking about ethics and discipline? Wonder what makes Joke an expert?   Record Breaking? The largest trash relief organization on … [Read more...]