Isn't that amazing! They went from nobody to 5 people in the org -- an increase of 100000000% You have to wonder that scientologists don't cotton on to the fact that the Birthday Game is completely rigged. It is a propaganda tool to make it appear the ideal org program is a success. It's in the "small chapel" Obviously this guy doesn't draw much of a crowd even when a free dinner is offered. Camp Theta? Send your 15 to 19 year olds to be indoctrinated into scientology You do NOT want to miss it... So much for obliterating, … [Read more...]
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Little Captain Navy Davey is on the move! The always remarkably resourceful Alex Barnes-Ross sent this to me... This guy has all the answers? He doesn't look like does... The All Ideal ANZO is showing an org in Mexico? Some of these orgs had only one or two people. Most less than 2o. Really rocking and rolling... Damned with faint praise This is the best stuff they could come up with? More very faint praise "Short and pretty fun" "Not at all dramatic" L. Ron Hubbard's Message to … [Read more...]
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Mad Hatters Unite What an appropriate theme for this exercise in futility. What does this even mean? And why is it being done in the Ft Harrison? I assume he is promoting Delphi? The NOT scientology school... Did you know that LRH knew nothing about computers? If you ever read his "advices" about controlling planets with computers and "escalating non-compliance" you would know he was blowing a lot of smoke about his "whole track recall." And it has nothing to do with "expanding your dynamics." As for "predicting AI" no more than hundreds of other cheap … [Read more...]
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An acknowledgement brunch... Translation -- cheese in the mousetrap. The regges are waiting. Learn how to be cause over your own art I am left wondering, how can anyone NOT be cause over their own art? It's not someone else's art? Come for the tacos... They need something because the "Call Center Director" as a "special guest speaker" isn't a big draw. Money, money, money What else is new? The ideal org 4D campaign - one woman handing out "some booklets" Now that is some big time planetary clearing. Kiddie … [Read more...]
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The dog is still chasing the car Should have this ready for a big announcement at June 6th Maiden Voyage celebration. Wonder how the COB will spin this? "Now we are in a position to take over the planet?" Well, I guess there is no victory in sight then Oh oh, she is in trouble now Whoever Siana Lynne Shapiro is, she is no longer part of this FB group! Living Without Limits Sort of an odd them for a Sea Org member to be talking about. Every tiniest aspect of his life is limited... Press Release Fluff Joburg North is the … [Read more...]
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Lots of Easter promos this week, just kept it to one... It's World Renowned And it's "visually spectacular." They are taking it on a "global tour." So why are they doing it in Los Angeles? The real thing is right there -- not their half-baked traveling version... It's Easter Remember, the man on the cross is a figment of the R6 bank. Flag is at it again Hubbard's ashes are churning up the Pacific as the Mecca of Technical Perfection panders to FSM's to try to drum up some income. The L. Ron Hubbard Hall is going nowhere... We rarely hear … [Read more...]
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A little thin on the funnies this week. Everyone is super occupied with March 13 celebrations it seems -- I have only included one representative as they just get so repetitive. Free food if you come to March 13th event Though not sure how many takers there will be for dinner at 3:30. It's very early even for the blue hairs who make up most of their public. This new practice of offering food to entice people to events has become pretty much standard. It's literally the ONLY thing scientology gives away (though the hidden cost is becoming prey for the vulture … [Read more...]
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Lots of LRH birthday announcements -- I didn't include them all because they are just repetitive.... Everyone is welcome... As long as we recognize you as a scientologist in good standing with a current photo. No wogs allowed. They've lowered the price! It's now a bargain at $8,300 for a bunch of CD's. And, great news. They got approval from Bridge to sell them at a discount. But don't show your face in the Flag bookstore. You are stealing their potential commissions on new stuff. LA Org donating money to Albuquerque? Guys, LA org is failing. … [Read more...]
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The Thursday Funnies are back with a vengeance! We've got some great stuff this week... Things are really gearing up. You'd better be ready for the greatest expansion ever that is just over the horizon.... For 70+ years now, the mantra has been that the promises made are now finally going to come true. And this time it’s for real. Your faith (and money) will finally pay off. You have to wonder how long they can keep the confidence game going. It’s worked for this long — and there is no sign they are slowing down with their pitch. We’re expanding like never before! … [Read more...]
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Late today, I had some other things happening and couldn't get this ready in time... It's BBQ time in Melbourne for no reason And not the sort of thetan BBQ held 75 million years ago... At least Chicago has a reason... And some mighty entertainment Let's test her abilities to communicate with anyone... Ever met an SP? Chan Man is back big time... And he has a magician with him New Era snagged him for a webinar I just don't get the appeal of this guy. If you have ever listened to one of his lectures (Tony … [Read more...]