Try to ignore the typos, spellos and grammatical hash in this email if you can. The milestone news is that they are going to hold the biggest and "most impacting" [sic] WISE convention ever (of course). They are going to have 1000 people there (not an ice cream's chance in hell of that happening). But here is the REALLY big news. Because demand is so high, they are "reducing the prices". Now that makes sense. So much demand we are reducing prices. Really, they are using "scientology math" or "scientology speak" where reducing the prices actually means, as explained in the next … [Read more...]
Regraded Being
Thursday Funnies
Valley steaming ahead... Like the Titanic. Remember the match game? An "anonymous" donor gave them a million dollars to "match" what anyone else gave so they could "double their status." Last week we showed their promotion indicating there was $933,883 left in the kitty. They have been tearing it up this week, and sent out at least 2 "updates" both announcing new statuses, though one or the other of them apparently gave nothing as the total on both is the same amount remaining -- $926,842. That's just a bit over $7,000. Things have fallen apart since Quinn The Eskimo was banished … [Read more...]
The Miscavige Briefing Course Is “Coming”
We don't know when, but it is going to be "released" at some point.... All those Briefing Course lectures are being gone through with a fine tooth comb to find everything that was ever said wrong by LRH and to add super new indexes using state-of-the-art golden age of indexing tech. Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center and Ecclesiastical Leader of the Scientology(r) religion, Mr. David Miscavige is working day and night to go through and listen to every tape himself and personally create the index because he cannot trust anyone else to ensure this course is "100% standard … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Epic, Sizzling An ideal org briefing. Wow, wonder if it has ANYTHING to do with handing over money? Valley Hype Seriously? When did the Valley become the center of the universe? And if it IS the center of the universe, why do they only rate Hana-Li? Kinda low rent for a big time center of the universe sort of deal don't you think? Food, glorious food.... It's the only way to get anyone to show up... San Francisco sounds more appetizing than Nashville. If you are weighing your options for Mother's Day, I would go for some crepes … [Read more...]
Another Tampa Faux Pas
These guys keep putting out the "facts" to disprove the lies being told by David "Let Him Die" Miscavige about "massive international expansion." Remember, this is the "model" ideal org (at least until the "model" became a Sea Org staffed org in LA, which is no model for anything). And it has been an "ideal org" longer than any other org on earth. And moved from their original "model ideal" org to a new building to "accommodate their expansion." First, and a side note to the real issue, but nevertheless worth mentioning. How does a "model ideal org" that has been "ideal" for 12 YEARS h … [Read more...]
Regraded Being
Thursday Funnies
Basel a Bust They sent out their first promo piece on Monday -- for an event on Saturday: They are already hitting people up for MORE money, even before it's opened. The tiny org in the small city is made "ideal" and meanwhile, the "big org" in the big city, Zurich, goes nowhere. Go figure. Sort of like Malmo and Stockholm. Inglewood and Valley. Nashville and Boston. Oh, The Lies.... Mr. OT Hatting hisself has teamed up with Rafferty Pendery -- though they cannot spell his name right -- son of IAS "Freedom Medal Winner", OSA stooge and general flim-flam man, Rick … [Read more...]
Nashville Ideal Org
Here is what the hustling and bustling Nashville "ideal" org looked like at 5:30pm on Friday. And this is the main parking lot immediately to the right of the shot above (which is the main entrance to the building -- the one they show in their promo photos is at the left facing onto a highway that has no stopping or parking): You can see the main vehicle is the "VM Van" -- not out doing anything worthwhile in the community. To be fair, there were 7 other cars parked around the back of the building. Now, here is their recent, and very puzzling promo p … [Read more...]
David “Let Him Die” Miscavige Lies Again
Caught with his appendage in a wringer, David Miscavige has done what he has always done. Shouted "THEY'RE LIARS, THEY'RE LIARS." But this time he is truly the boy who cried wolf. He had his lawyer, Michael Hertzberg say this to the LA Times: "Please be advised that Mr. Miscavige does not know Mr. Powell, has never heard of Mr. Powell, has never met Mr. Powell, has never spoken to Mr. Powell, never hired Mr. Powell and never directed any investigations by Mr. Powell." This of course is contradicted by the police report where Mr. Powell told the police that Miscavige HAD come on the … [Read more...]