Big news. The FIRST auditor in the field has completed the GAG II Class 4 training. Yes, these SUPER FAST EVERY SINGLE PERSON COMPLETES IN CHECKSHEET TIME COURSES have finally produced a Class IV auditor after only 8 MONTHS! At two weeks per Academy Level, somehow the numbers are just not making sense. Funny how when they have NO completions they talk about "everyone is winning and zooming through faster than ever, ALL on checksheet time." Then months later when someone FINALLY completes, there is no mention of how fast the training now is? Wonder why? There is … [Read more...]
The Flag Cannibals Have Eaten Themselves Out Of Business
More indicators of how poorly thing are going at Flag. The recent post about the "goodwill mission" in DC is now followed by this -- the "Flag World Tour" going to Phoenix... Ignoring the horrendous grammar and typos, this email contains some interesting insight into what is happening at Flag. The FWT is going to outnumber the people that come to their event in Phoenix -- this is how desperate they are. They are not sending just a reg and a single Tech terminal -- no, it's a Super Power Auditor AND a Qual Consultant, along with Kaye Champagne and 3 regges. They will be lucky to … [Read more...]
I Thought The IAS Had This In Hand?
Remember Shake and Bake Flash's recent post about how the IAS is pulling off massive international dissemination, driving millions onto the Bridge. I guess it is happening everywhere but Houston. This candid email tells the truth about what life is like out there on the fringes of the bubble where they actually contact the public. While she dutifully offers the required worship of GAGII and the MV event with a tired sockpuppet "sock blowing" it gets real from there. Believe me, Houston is a microcosm of org and missions everywhere. Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2014From: Mary Ann DurhamSubject: … [Read more...]
Advertising Failure
Why do they keep advertising their failures? Seriously, this guy didnt handle the restim from a general anaesthetic on Dianetics or NOTs or two previous Purifs? For sure they didn't give his money back for those failures -- or even credit. This is part of the "thought stopping" that goes on inside the bubble. It is such an ironbound law that you never invalidate anyone's wins that they will shout absolute nuttiness from the rooftops and not even notice it's crazy. Somehow they have convinced the sheeple that there is a "technical breakthrough" on the Purif with GAG II and now it's … [Read more...]
More “Unprecedented” Expansion On The Circular Bridge
CC Int has made 15 Clears in 7 months. A clear every two weeks! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop the presses for this "unprecedented expansion." CC Int is single-handedly "Clearing LA". At 50 per year, they are "progressing" at about the same rate as lightning strikes are killing off the population. And if there was a need for any further confirmation of the GAG II Circular Bridge, they have 76 OTs signed up for the SRD and 46 people on Purif. This is the majority of their public. It is these sort of statistics, the ones they SHOUT FROM THE ROOFTOPS, that are undeniable proof t … [Read more...]
More Bust Exposed
More OTC Minutes because they contain some unvarnished information about the state of affairs in the church. We will soon hear the hype from Maiden Voyage with the usual magnificent "straight up and vertical" expansion lies news. The clubbed seals will applaud enthusiastically and offer standing ovations prompted by the shills in the front row that would shame a jack-in-the-box on steroids. They will talk about how "incredible" things are and how "this was the greatest event ever" and "we are so fortunate to have COB leading us to a cleared planet" blah blah blah. It's what they WANT to … [Read more...]
Running Program Hype
Following are 4 of the 10 pages devoted to the Running Program in the new Source Mag. It is an interesting study in hype and mystery. People are paying a lot of money for this "rundown" which literally consists of "running" around in circles. There is NOTHING ELSE done on the Running Program, or "Cause Resurgence Rundown" as it is called in the promotion. There is nothing wrong with this per se. People pay money for gym memberships and run around too. And I don't doubt that it has positive benefits for those that choose to participate. Not sure whether they are really more positive … [Read more...]
More Bust Exposed Plus Bonus
Here are some new "stats" from Flag proving once again, the great boom is a big bust. Flag, like the rest of the scientology orgs, is on a kamikaze death dive. The big push at Flag is now on Purif and "Survival Rundown" completions. 4 times as many of them as Clears. Double the number of Super Power completions. The volume is pitiful for a $150 million dollar building and 1500 claimed SO staff... They claimed to have 200 Super Power Auditors. If they are completing 20 per week, this means the vast majority of these auditors are sitting idle -- which is confirmed by the latest Flag OTC … [Read more...]
More From The Horse’s Ass
Raving Clive is at it again... "...the majority of Scientologists have not cognited that we do now have all the Tech exactly as LRH laid it out!" And you, my friend, have therefore admitted to delivering squirrel tech and charging people for it for 30 years or more. Now you tell your loyal customers they are being recalled AND they have to pay. Can you imagine GM trying this -- recalling the cars they made with faulty parts AND charging people to replace them? It is a ridiculous thought. They would be put out of business. But not in Scientology. Here you announce over and over "we … [Read more...]
Straight From The Horse’s Ass… Via The Horse’s Mouth
Well, surprise surprise. Though the only real shock here is that they put this in writing. Let me get this straight. COB RTC comes up with new packaging for Objectives as a cornerstone for GAG II, and reverts it to a name canceled with an atomic branding iron by LRH. He probably finds a few OBSCURE processes and includes them in the pack. He issues a directive that he has found a new "why" that "nobody is making the grade because they never did real Objectives" and so everyone in Scientology now gets to redo (and repay) for their Objectives. It's a perfect service too because it requires … [Read more...]