This is a classic example of the over-the-top insanity that is born and nurtured inside the bubble. If this woman said "I am feeling better and more able to confront life" everyone (myself included) would simply wish her well. There may still be some who think she is crazy for announcing any "wins" from scientology, but generally normal people would be happy for her to be finding herself in a better place in life. But to assert nutty stuff like she does is only proof that she is simply pandering to the captive audience who all know what she is doing and nod their heads in agreement, not b … [Read more...]
AOSHANZO Reaching For The Bottom
This is supposed to be an Advanced Org. It is especially damning that they are reaching all the way down to the bottom of the Bridge when they have just celebrated the grand opening of the Sydney "ideal" org just a few miles away. Surely all the public are flocking to Sydney org? And the massive boom from there and the ideal org in Melbourne doesn't seem to be flooding the AOSH with public? But the good news, the Snr CS has got the cliches down -- NOW is the time to arrive to progress fast, a turning point in the history of Scientology, the results speak for themselves. And he is on the ba … [Read more...]
More GAG II Fail
The below article is currently on the Scientologists back in comm blog. It is a wonderfully documented dismantling of the hype and lies spread about the wonders of GAG II. While it may not be entirely proper netiquette to republish their whole posting here rather than just giving the link, I believe the important thing is to make the information as widely available as possible and I am pretty certain the powers that be in S Africa will agree. "Golden Age Of Tech Part II" is a massive fail that accompanies the "ideal" org fail. They go hand in hand and are promoted as being the two pillars … [Read more...]
The Golden Age Of Repurifying
Yesterday we had the Survival Rundown pitch. Today -- the Purif. Interesting that the services they are HEAVILY promoting don't require auditors -- you pay to co-audit Objectives and pay to sit in a sauna. Easy money. But this promo piece contains a bit of a curve ball. It highlights an LRH quote which gives the purpose of the Purif. The Product of the Purification Program is a purified body, free from accumulated impurities, drugs and other toxins that could prevent one's mental and spiritual advance." Doesn't exactly align with the current program of sending everyone back for … [Read more...]
Objectives Pitch
This is some curious promo. Ignore the batshit headline which has been commented on before as this has become some sort of catchphrase it seems -- "guaranteeing your infinity of future" makes about as much sense as "ensuring that every moment is present time" or even better "extinguishing your life force" (which is implied if you DON'T follow our instructions). Clearly it is an event promoting the Survival Rundown. So why have "New OT VIII, L Rundowns, Super Power and Cause Resurgence completions" promote it? What does that have to do with Survival Rundown? No doubt their pitch is … [Read more...]
“Rocketing Up The Bridge”
A new flier from the "ideal" org in Nashville. UPS the Bridge? It seems these guys are literally "mailing it in". This actually appeals to their public? "I did the Purif and got the EP the first time (?) but I just did it again and it was so professional"? Professional? Did this guy sit in the sauna and take his vitamins in an unprofessional manner the first time? What does he mean? Must be the lack of standard issue blue shorts and white T-shirts and the nifty Mark Super Warp 8 vita-dispenser ? I this is all he CAN really say about redoing the Purif -- not that shorts and vitamin … [Read more...]
GAG II Killed Auditor Training Dead
The training of scientology auditors, even the robots that were being turned out with GAT, appears to be a thing of the past. We have all watched the focus of the church move from training to auditing to statuses to buildings. Miscavige announced (and the church STILL promotes) that GAG II now makes REAL training of auditors possible for the first time ever. And FASTER than ever. Well, here is evidence to the contrary. St Hill is THE original "Training Org" -- home of the St Hill Special Briefing Course and proud of its long tradition of being the "Home of auditor … [Read more...]
A Parody Invitation
Seriously? The "Flag WUS Team 10,000" are SOOO incompetent at getting anyone to show up for Clive Rabey's shake down seminar they are sending out a pitch from Pat Parodi "to use" to "close people" to come to the event? Here you will discover that GAG II has "blown the doors to OT off their hinges" and other incredible statements followed by the clincher "-fact!" so it must be true. Wowzer!!!!! (This deserves some exclams) Don't forget -- "Report your confirms!!!!!" Date: Wed, 21 May 2014 From: "Flag WUS - Team 10,000" <[email protected]>Subject: Parodi ammunition … [Read more...]
UK — Not Thinking Big
Date: Fri, 09 May 2014 From: Claire Chisholm <[email protected]>Subject: Just so you know.Dear Xxxxx,I am writing to let you know about a very exciting game that it being played across the UK. The game is to have a combined total, between all UK orgs, of 1000 public on either their Purification Rundown or Survival Rundown by the 6th of June.Birmingham's share of that quota? 100 of our public on their Purification Rundown or Survival Rundown!This is an amazing game and one that everyone can play and win. It will bring about expansion on all dynamics.Just imagine our Org with … [Read more...]
Travel Back Down The Bridge And “Recover Your Infinity Of Future”
This was recently sent out by ASHO. Some have accused me of being a grammar nazi, but for an organization that claims it has the ONLY solution to literacy, this stuff is just so out there it isn't funny. This odd little LRH quote has been utterly misduplicated. She actually thinks it says you "recover your infinity of future" not that you will "not recover in your infinity of future." How one loses an infinity of future is illogical enough. Then how you recover it makes no sense at all. Shows you how much these people even understand what they are doing. Or why they are doing it. Or … [Read more...]