Why bother clearing the planet when we can skip right to clearing the cosmos? Those suckers still doing the planetary clearing thing are so behind the times. What is so amazing with Scientologists is that they buy this fabulist foolishness despite the obvious right in front of their faces. Scientology has not cleared LA despite having 7 “ideal” orgs, ASHO, AOLA, Bridge, ASI, SMP and Senior Management. ANZO has ideal orgs in Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Auckland, Kaohsiung and Tokyo. They haven't managed to Clear even 0.01% of their local neighborhood in any of these cities. They probably don … [Read more...]
Ideal Org Ribbon Yanking Spectacles Resume
Now that David Miscavige is no longer playing hide and seek with Leah Remini's legal team, he has resumed his duties as chief ribbon yanker. Tony Ortega has an article today on his blog about Austin ribbon yanking shaping up for the 24th. We now have confirmation with an official promotional piece. He wondered about Chicago and the Facebook post above from last evening indicates this may in fact be happening today (or this could be a long bus ride they are on and it will be next weekend). Mr. Mickiewicz needs to pack long underwear as it's going to be very chilly in the Windy City … [Read more...]
It’s Opening in February!!!! Maybe…
Yeah, but.... We forgot about the files for the last 10 years … Now we are in panic mode, urgent, urgent, urgent we have to get it done in a week and it’s just 3 old people working on it. Today is the first day of February. 28 days to go. Will it happen this time? The promises about opening “soon” have been going in for years. Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets … [Read more...]
Columbus Expanded “Manifold” Times
Another example of scientology shooting itself in the foot with their own statistics. This org Org is manned primarily with Sea Org members— Kathleen Olsen was one of those shipped off to this org that the Aftermath Foundation helped to escape. Columbus became “ideal” 4 years ago. Apparently what they are most proud of (perhaps more accurately, the least embarrassing thing they can point to) is selling 11,000 books and getting “over 700” people onto their first service. Not a word about the real stats that are supposed to measure the success of an org: how many Clears and Class V audi … [Read more...]
The Ideal “Ideal Org”?
Has scientology now officially jumped the shark? This woman is proudly announcing they are setting up a "survival club" in the jungle in Yucatan, apparently with alarm bells clanging in her head with respect to the tragedy of Jonestown (in the jungle of Guyana)? One could assume this is just "rogue" members doing their own thing. But they are using an LRH reference and promoting it in the scientology world. If you can claim what you're doing is "based on LRH" there are plenty of people who will jump on board. Even for the wildest garbage. Or maybe this is just the new plan for ideal, … [Read more...]
The Vacant Valley
The mighty Valley Ideal Org -- the biggest and best ideal org on earth (according to their own hype -- is, like all other "ideal orgs," empty. How do we know? As has become normal -- they have announced it on social media. They have to resort to Facebook to find a twin for someone on Objectives? They don't have any other students available in the org? This 'ideal org" that sits in the middle of the self-proclaimed "largest concentration of scientologists on earth" in the biggest Class V org (square footage wise) on earth and the midst of "unprecedented" levels of expansion and … [Read more...]
More Hype = More Fail
A recent leak from inside the bubble inadvertently disclosed the state of scientology “expansion.” Now we have more. These statements are from a recent “briefing” (ideal org fundraiser) where they have to walk a fine line: on one hand they need to maintain the party line that everything in the world of scientology is going gang-busters, on the other hand there's a desperate need for money right now, right now, right now because the world is coming to a rapid end. Then again, the sheeple are so conditioned to swallowing bs they accept even the most blatantly obvious lies and contrad … [Read more...]
Scientology Continues to Fail in Australia’s Capital
The "ideal org" charade goes on and on and on. Surely someone needs to get some control over their promotional items. This one says everything that needs to be said about scientology "expansion." They have invested millions for a building and they have 7 staff . This is not even a Dianetics Counseling Group, let alone a Mission. Remember when they used to promote the upcoming ideal orgs with shots of dozens of staff waving on the steps -- Valley and Tampa and London etc. All those orgs are dead as doornails despite having much larger fields (I would guess the size of the Central f … [Read more...]
Scientology France: Fraud, Death and Fury
Please read this excellent story by Stefani Hutchison, published by Alex Barnes-Ross on his Scientology Business site. It's a perfect follow up to my post from yesterday. … [Read more...]
Paris Ideal Org Is Also Happening
It's not just Chicago that is really happening for real this time no joke. Paris is opening in January (coinciding with hell freezing over...) The hype has begun. But their preparations are just a few years behind... They are apparently now starting their "Files Project" (which you will see they promote as a "unique project"??) and they are trying to recruit people from outside the country to come and do it. Like every org since the beginning of orgs, they cannot keep the ridiculous amounts of filing required by Hubbard's "advanced management technology" current. And when required to … [Read more...]