Scientologists love to quote L. Ron Hubbard (or “Source” as he liked to be referred to) for literally everything.
If Source pronounced it, then it is holy truth. If he said he had visited Heaven or Mars or psychs came from an evil planet called Farsec or you wash windows with newspaper — these things were literally true.
They choose odd things to extract from his writings and “speakings” — sometimes they are completely out of context and have no meaning whatsoever, sometimes they are grandiose pronouncements of the importance of scientology and his technology, other times they are “stories” that have no basis in fact. None of this matters to a real scientologist. The word of L. Ron Hubbard is never to be questioned. At all.
These three items came in all at once from Kansas City. They have been trying to get an “ideal org” for more than 20 years. So, when in trouble, always pull out some LRH. So, here they are trying to encourage the faithful (an especially appropriate term, though scientologists bristle at the idea of any faith involved in scientology — which is “scientific” and “practical” definitely not “belief”) with some Source-y inspiration.
Below are not even the most outrageous of the nonsense quotes that scientologists have used as “promotion”, but put taken as a collective they give a pretty clear look into the mind of a “good scientologist.”
This first one is a pretty typical rant from Hubbard about the astonishing virtue of his “tech” which is the ONLY thing in the history of the universe that has a hope of saving the universe. This is truly what every scientologist believes wholeheartedly.
This one is a pretty typical Hubbard mumbo-jumbo of anecdotal “parable” about someone throwing dynamite at you (really?) which then jumps to a favorite topic of his rants — the United States has gone down the toilet (mostly because the “powers that be” did not accept Dianetics and Scientology which could have saved them) and then a pitch that the individual is nothing and the group is everything. Another common theme of Hubbard writings.
And the third is a combination of both — society has been destroyed by the incompetent political leaders and we are the ONLY hope for salvaging what is already beyond salvage (so it’s REALLY urgent).
All of these things were of course written more than 30 years ago — and many more like it — proclaiming “we are the ones who will save mankind.”
Not a thing has been accomplished in these decades. The “tech” for saving mankind and this universe has not changed anything. “Wog” tech, developed by men burdened with Reactive Minds, has spread across the planet and become ubiquitous. Personal computers. Cellphones. Cures for diseases. And on and on. Yet THE tech that will save every man, woman and child for eternity has floundered like a pet rock. A fad for a while and then ultimately seen to have no real value for anyone.
But of course there is an explanation for that too. Those things are not fought by psychiatry. And thus have NOT been “stopped” and “suppressed.” But then again, if psychiatry has such enormous power that it can stop the most powerful technology in the history of the universe, why aren’t we in the golden years of the Fourth Reich? The nazis and the rise of Hitler was a psychiatric planned operation according to scientology’s beliefs? Who stopped the all-powerful psychs in their world-domination tracks? It was not Hubbard, he was not around for the demise of the Third Reich as he was busy sinking Japanese submarines on the other side of the world…
I think perhaps one of the truer statements Hubbard ever made was when he told Sarge Pfauth in his fading last months a simple truth, “I have failed.”
LATE BREAKING ADDITION:
As if by magic, someone sent this to me just now. It is just another illustration, in real time, of this nuttiness of finding random loony quotes from Hubbard to explain everything — in this case why you should join staff in Canberra (of all places):
“From clear to eternity”. Oh, Dear Lord Xenu! What an AWFUL pun.
“A fad for a while and then ultimately seen to have no real value for anyone.”
I disagree; It had some value for Tubby, and now the “munchkin”™.
If Hubbard said “I have failed.” it implies he was trying to accomplish something which is open to interpretation.
Life is rotten. Days are like yesterdays. Did he make life boring or did he make something out of life?
Hubbard used the only tool he had which was his ability to write fiction unfortunately for him it wasnt paying the bills so he decided to write about the mind (Diabetics) but when that was proven a failure at his seminar, he decided the only way to make real $$$ was to write about various things and call it “a religion “. He’s a creative and smart con man. He took a number of other people’s data melted it down and called it his own.
The last chance for salvation before the end of days is common in religion. Do it now!
I still think its all mumbo-jumbo and doesn’t make a lick of sense, but I get why people get pulled in. Eternity is a heady lure for many people, and that whole- “were saving the planet” spiel is powerful for a lot of people. I still think that the whole thing is going to implode soon, so Im going to sit back and watch it unfold.
Kat
Ron would throw in buzzwords like ‘eternity’ out there and state that scn (Tubby) was the only hope, and all the clubbed seals would lap it up as eternal truth. I’m so sad to have been one of the deluded. For SO LONG, too.
Even better than sitting back and watch it unfold is to sit back and give it no more attention than it deserves; IOW, ignore it utterly unless it impacts your universe somehow. I’ll get there someday.
Jere,
If they weren’t hurting people, I would just sit back and leave it alone. But they are destroying families, killing people, stalking, harassing and bullying people and claiming that they do it in the name of religion. I will fight them until they are no longer able to harm people.
Kat
Kat, my sentiments exactly. As long as the Scientology organization exists it stands as en example of a cult that abuses, scams, and destroys its members and gets away with it.
Kat, my sentiments exactly. As long as the Scientology organization exists it stands as en example of a cult that abuses, scams, and destroys its members and gets away with it. Fake religion is a crime.
What what a bunch of hooey.
Seems like LRH wrote his disclaimer in invisible ink between the lines – *Hey, maybe it could work, but don’t count on it because I made it all up. Just give me all your money.
In L Con’s photo are there a couple of bottles with pills next to the ash tray? Hard to tell.
Gordon, YUP, they’re pill bottles. One looks like Aspirin, the others could be pharmaceuticals (“adult-proof”)
I wonder if Matt is any relation to the famous Inter-Galactic Hitchhiker, Arthur Dent. Anyone know? If so, he should have a lot of answers to most everything Scientologists wonder about, including the “Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything”.
Daniel,
Should we ask if he uses the guide?
LOL
Kat
ACT (Canberra) and Adelaide orgs constantly vied for the position of the worst-producing organisation in Australia. I know Matt Dent. I’m surprised he’s still there.
I briefly went to the Canberra Org about 2 years ago, more out of curiosity I suppose but in honesty because my reason for being in Canberra happened to very close to their address. There was only one person there, and no public that I saw. I only had a brief ‘conversation’ as the kid wanted to know why I popped my head in through the door. I must have scarred the crap out of the young guy, he was as nervous as hell. It’s in a busy part of town at lunch time, lots of office workers and it’s not too far from a major shopping center, mall type of affair. All I can suggest if you’re there and want a quiet place to eat your sandwich, go to the Org. The real pain in the butt thing about ‘downtown’ Canberra is parking, it’s a real bitch to find a park and if you do it costs quite a bit. They police it pretty well too. It doesn’t make much sense as Canberra is in the middle of rural nowhere. Real estate is very expensive to buy there, it’s mostly apartments/units etc and generally has a Govt/political services oriented population. Many overseas people visit the place or live there for a couple of years as part of their diplomatic or administrative duties connected to their own country. It’s freezing cold in winter and stinking hot in summer but Canberra has excellent art galleries, libraries, medical facilities etc and some of the most expensive infrastructure and civil engineering money can buy. To have a holiday in Canberra past a couple of days would be akin to a prison sentence imo. Canberra is about 2 hours from the coast and same from the Australian snowfields. It sits inland roughly half way between Sydney and Melbourne.
If I was to make an observation about Scientologists, they are all very scared of people they don’t know or have an IQ higher than 20. Scientology hasn’t a snowflake’s chance in hell of their bullshit working in Canberra, Canberra specializes in bs and your average Joe there can spot that sort of scam before breakfast.
‘Yawnalot’ Correctumundo . How Canberra org still opens the door is the 64c question 👽
You should come to the “Church of Scientology Mission of Launceston”, it has hasn’t been open for as long as I can remember. My favourite bit is when you check the ‘net and look at
“Hours: Opens soon ⋅ 9AM”
Also have a look at their website and make sure you scroll down to “How to get motivated” and laugh yourself silly two words into the spiel. No need to go any further after it.
http://www.scientologytasmania.org.au/
YAWN mentioned :”Australian snowfields”
WHAT???? Australia has snow? WHERE!? Is there at least one hill/mountain to go with the snow, so it’s useful?
Lol we have quite a few snow hills/mountains Jere lull 😊
Just the other day Mt Hotham had 25cm snowfall due to cold snap we had 🥶
When we can’t get snow we round up all the people with dandruff, fly them to the tops of the mountains and make them shake their heads. Instant snow.
I have noticed that LRH Tech is often quoted and promoted in the absence of Spell Check Tech.
I’m thinking that could promote dangerous MUs. And ridicule.
PTS-SP, the most dangerous MU is that anything Tubby proffered was true, or had any basis in reality.
O/T. “What is Scientology?” by Paul Allen, Pastor of Hope Church Australia.
https://pastorpaulallen.wordpress.com/2019/05/29/what-is-scientology/
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3. Human beings will become gods
So many religions have a similar view that ultimately exalts humanity to the point where we can become gods. In Scientology, they have a creator but he, himself, is constantly expanding and growing in his glory. Human beings ultimately become gods themselves. And this is when, once again, I was reminded about this simple reality: the devil is in the business of stealing glory from God. He creates religions that aren’t neutral, but instead their main objective is to steal glory from God through exalting man and through causing man to either believe that they can earn their way back to God through works, which is blasphemy or through themselves achieving god-like status, which is also blasphemous. Either way, the goal is always to diminish God and His glory and to exalt man to steal His glory.
It’s really easy to mark some religions as ridiculous and make fun of them in our minds. Especially religions started by L. Ron Hubbard who (allegedly) made it clear he was doing it for the money. And yet, on Sunday I met a soul that will spend eternity in either heaven or hell, and my heart broke for him with compassion. I hope you will pray for Tim, and if you ever run into a Scientologist, or really anyone at all, that you will lovingly point them to Christ who is the only One who deserves glory and worship.
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What is up with your self-specified off-topic posts of other religious quotations and wordpress blogs?
What are you promoting and why are you doing it here in off-topic posts, quotes and external links?
He puts OT in there so you can quickly pass it by if you like.
Myself, I appreciate the news/info from him. It concerns the current state of my favorite dying cult.
O/T. The Independent Reformed Church of Scientology (IRCS) announces that due to a technical error the messages of over 40 people who reached out through the contact form were not received and as a result they did not receive a response. The technical problem has now been resolved and submissions through the contact form have been tested and are now working. The IRCS asks that those who reached out to please do so again.
The IRCS can also be reached via e-mail at: [email protected]
NOTE: I am not an Independent Scientologist, am not associated with Independent Scientology and am not associated with the IRCS. I didn’t even think of Independent Scientology when I chose this name. I just tweet and cross-post news about Scientology, whether CSI or “Independent.”
See https://scientologyreformed.org
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https://milestonetwo.wordpress.com/2019/05/27/technical-screw-up/
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Ah.
A completely innocent coincidence.
Such rare things. They should be cherished when found.
Who would have thought that donating money and/or joining staff at the Canberra Church of Scientology were the exact technical actions needed to stop the Psychs dead in their tracks for all future lifetimes?
Sounds like Matt Dent has a hidden line to L. Ron Hubbard.
This explains why all Los Angeles area Ideal Orgs and Pac Base are empty all the time. Apparently, plane loads of LA staffers have been shipped off to Canberra for the final Battle of Armageddon against Psychiatry.
Here is one of my favorite LRH quotes (from the OODs, “Yacht Apollo”, 13 April 1971. They should put this in their promo:
https://whyweprotest.net/threads/we-will-have-won-the-war-with-smersh-in-a-year-or-two.111729/#post-2320264
“GOOD NEWS”
“Indications are that we will have won the war with Smersh in a year or two.
“They have lost further ‘prominent leaders’.
“We have directly traced and documented their origin to East Germany and have found the crimes they sought to hide.
“Lesser lights in their ranks are turning to us for guidance.
“Their network is collapsing under the various stresses to which they have been subjected.
“They may fight more skirmishes through men they control in govts but it is obvious that we will win the war.”
Another senior moment.
“A friend of mine told me that 28 out of 40…” This is also your typical scientology testimonial style. It’s always an anecdote, as if that would resolve the issue of providing solid evidence for something that is claimed to be a “technology.”
When I was in graduate school we had a prof give a guest lecture. He described the “a friend of mine told me…” style to a T. Incidentally, when you ask to talk to the friend, as this researcher did, it usually became “a friend of a friend…” BTW, the lecturer’s field was “urban myths.”
You see someone standing there with a bundle of dynamite, the fuse already lit, and you walk up to them and tap them on the shoulder? Seriously?
What kind of drug was “source” on when he committed this kind of idiocy to the canon of “scripture?”
And then he hems and haws about the dynamite when talking to the “fellow”.
“Son, huh—huh”. I do agree the fellow will probably throw it at you.
Just updated post with a timely bit sent in to me just now by one of our special correspondents….
Dude can’t even spell staff correctly.
Trolls, lurking doubters of the dreck,and so-called ” indie scientologists “: please test the veracity and value of the ” technology ” by applying some basic critical thinking and investigative tools. Your ” code of a scientologist ” affirms your right to write and utter any opinions and questions about ANYTHING, ANYWHERE, AT ANY TIME, WITH ANYONE. Your church allegedly endorses, supports, and acts in accordance with UN DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS,which also acknowledges that all humans on this planet have the same rights.So, EXERCISE those rights, and note all of the pronouncements, quotes, policies, and actions of your group that undermine, restrict, and eliminate said rights, for you AND those outside of your group. Please, ask the IAS where and how your donations are spent. Ask your tech secretaries and case supervisors and auditors for scientific verification of auditing, of the e-meter, and of the promised results of the states of Clear and Operating Thetan. Ask for accurate published statistics of worldwide scientology membership and training completions. Ask for a link to an online document cloud that contains all of Hubbard’s written
” scientific research “. Ask for the same kind of information about scientology’s contracts, non-disclosure agreements,waivers, and complete international corporate structure, along with up-to-date chronological histories of all tax returns and all legal histories/ records of court cases( and their outcomes ) of those entities.
As you gather and evaluate that information, please note the shitty reputation worldwide of your group and its so-called philosophy, and ask Mr. Miss Savage what he and the executives of the church are doing to repair and elevate said reputation, beyond crush-regging for money, opening empty buildings, and running infomercials on a shitty cable access ” network “.
And…where the fuck is El Con? Shouldn’t he have returned by now? And where are all of the other ” returning ” scientologists from previous lifetimes, who use their whole track recall to give their names and specific personal data from those lifetimes to resume their trek ” on the bridge to total freedom “? Why haven’t more OT levels been released? And so on, ad nauseam.
LOOK, INVESTIGATE…WAKE UP…AND LEAVE!
I’m afraid that your appeal goes mostly unheeded.
Some good explanations why are also in this video: “Sensibly Speaking Podcast #191: Why Do People Go Nuts Over Beliefs… ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrmJTKY0GBU&list=PLGrPM1Pg2h70sLFsz_SINbc3wA3kE_dtY&index=190&t=0s
(some interesting statement/conclusion also at 40:50)
I would guess that if anyone really could or did return, they would realize the money is in starting there own scam. Why should anyone who understands the greedy nature of this scam work to put money into the pockets of the filthy little monster? I would guess they would start their own scams. All they really need to do is change the name and find someone to run it who isn’t a blithering idiot who will run it right into the ground.
You too can make millions or billions if you have no morals and don’t care whom you harm by forcing them to give you all their money and then put themselves into a lifetime full of debt to give you even more money.
Just chant along with me, “Money … Money … Money … That’s the name of the scam.”
Wow Mike,
You come out with several examples of Hubbard’s mumbo-jumbo as if in synchronization with an email reply I did for a friend last night. To wit:
He asked what I could make of Hubbard’s formula for Life that he found in the book “8-80”. Here is the quote from page 46.
‘The formula of the energy of life source which has been tentatively advanced is: Life = EI / -R (times)-f IF: E= Energy potential : I= Energy flow : -R= Negative resistance : -f=Negative frequency.’
My reply was:
I couldn’t make any sense out of it in 1967. I still cannot make sense of it:
The’formula’ is not described in any way in the book.
There are no definitions of the terms he uses in the back of the book.
If you use the usual definitions of words then it really does not make sense:
‘Energy potential’ is only ever stated as potential energy. An object has potential energy only when it is relative to the position of another object.
The ‘negative resistance’ and ‘negative frequencies’ only ever refer to deviation from some normal value: ie; A standard resister with a value plus-or-minus 2%. The -2% would be viewed as ‘negative resistance’.
The heavy black dot in the formula can only mean ‘multiplied by’.
There are no ‘units’ for the terms in the formula so there is no way of seeing if the formula is complete or balanced.
Good luck making sense of it for yourself
It looks like a weird and messed-up version of Ohm’s Law (V = IR.)
Like you, I have no idea what negative resistance and negative frequency means.
Out of all the books Hubbard wrote, 8-80 was the most confusing, especially to someone who has studied real science.
If you took 8-80 literally, we would not need to burn fossil fuel any more. We just need some OTs to stand there and spontaneously generate energy for free.
In this book, Hubbard also had a lot to say about wavelengths, but he seemed to consider a wavelength to be a thing in itself, rather than a property of something else. (light, sound, matter, water waves in the sea etc.)
It made for a very odd read and it seems that Hubbard seldom visited this area in his writings again.
Thanks Cavalier,
Back then all I could think of as having negative resistance would have been an object at absolute zero celsius, but that would only have been zero resistance. Now we have the opportunity to see if a ‘black hole’ has negative resistance. Everything flows into a black hole and nothing flows back out. Sorta like scientology is now days.
I wonder if ideal orgs could morph into embryonic black holes?
Going into scientology with a science degree helped me see through Hubbard’s opinions and lies, and able to glean the 5% or so that helped me to understand life better.
I was told there would be no math. 😉
“If Source pronounced it, then it is holy truth.”
I do not know why, but I suspect the Wachowski brothers/sisters got the idea of the Source in Matrix from such outrageous use of language.
Hubbard quotes were all the rage when I was in and apparently that’s still the case inside the bubble. From my experience there is only one Hubbard quote that’s worth a shit. “Look, don’t listen”. If I remember rightly this comes from the ‘data series’, Hubbard’s attempt at his version of logic and analysis. The ironic thing about most of these quotes by the Ol’ Grifter is that scientologists love to use the quote, but they don’t actually USE the meaning of the quote. If anyone actually bothered to really LOOK and not listen to what was going on all around them they would be outta the cult faster than a reg could run your credit card early Thursday afternoon.
Esto Series actually.
I also like this quote.
Used it as a part of the basis for getting out myself.
Me too!
Hmmm … when did he write that insanity about the dynamite?
That sounds like something people might write when they’ve taken too many barbiturates.
As I recall he didn’t start popping barbiturates until his later years (which figures). But did he write that drivel around the same time?
Seems to me that drivel is some drug-induced crazy rant and it’s kind of sad that people have not figured out they should just ignore it …… as well as everything else that ever came out of that filthy sewer.
I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come
I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come
They’ve got some hungry little reges and we’re a-gonna get ‘er done!
Outstanding! Bravo! Now that’s a great song, Clown Prince! Well done!
Thanks OSD – always fun to mock the inanity of Scientology.
Is it true that L Con, who claimed his tech could cure anything and everything ( he claimed his blindness and war wounds ) collected veterans disability from the government up until his death for ulcers and arthritis?
Gordon. Why were his teeth rotten? Lol
No military benefits for a dentist? I presume
Shirley, you presume wrong. Besides military benefits, Hubbard was rolling in cash so paying for health care was not a problem. His problem was fear. With the advent of ‘new era dianetics’ (NED) was supposed to handle fear or any unwanted attitude, emotion, sensation or pain. Of course Hubbard’s original ‘book 1′, dianetics the modern science of mental health was supposed to do this pre 1950. But like EVERYTHING else in scientology, none of it works. The result is that after paying shit tons of money to handle your unwanted attitudes, emotions, sensations and pains you’ve still got ’em, just like the rest of us. You aren’t ‘clear’ or ‘OT’ cuz there isn’t any such thing except a declaration that there is on an oversized certificate.
When I lived in Glendale, CA I was seeing a field scientologist who was ‘OT V’. She wouldn’t go to the dentist either. She was one better than the ol’ Huckster though. At least she would come right out and say she was scared to go to the dentist. She died many years ago still living with her fears into eternity and beyond.
Hi Gordon,
Here’s a few quotes from Steve Cannane’s book Fair Game…Chapter 2 RON’S WAR
“In October 1947, Hubbard asked for help. In a letter to the Veterans Administration, he wrote:
“This is a request for treatment… I was placed on certain medication back east and have continued it at my own expense. After trying and failing for two years to regain my equilibrium in civil life, I am utterly unable to approach anything like my own competence. My last physician informed me that it might be very helpful if I were to be examined and perhaps treated psychiatrically or even by pyscho-analyst. Toward the end of my service I avoided out of pride any mental examinations, hoping that time would balance a mind which I had every reason to suppose was seriously affected. I cannot account for nor rise above long periods of moroseness and suicidal inclinations… I cannot, myself, afford such treatment. Would you please help me?”
Hubbard didn’t get the help he was after. His pension was increased a few months later.”
“Hubbard did suffer from conjunctivitis, poor eyesight, a duodenal ulcer, arthritis and haemorrhoids. He also complained of urethral discharges, symptoms consistent with that common Naval affliction, venereal disease. When applying for a veteran’s disability pension, Hubbard made no mention of war wounds or being blinded by the flash of a large calibre gun.”
“But if Hubbard really did cure himself of his mythical injuries by 1947, why was he still claiming part pension? Why did he write to Veterans Administration in October of the same year saying he’d been “trying and failing for two years to regain my equilibrium in civil life” and asking for help paying for psychiatric treatment? Why did he continue to lobby for an increase to his pension over this period of time? And why was it the case that he claimed a disability pension for decades afterwards?”
END OF QUOTES.
The standard ‘do as I say not as I do’ statement in action from Blubbard…
Maybe Foolproof can answer why El Con Blubtard lied to his flock about all stuff Lee. But, then again I guarantee that he cannot give the REAL answer.
FP’s line of apologism is to claim that the lies somehow don’t matter, nor do Hubbard’s other pathologies, when it comes to the “tech,” as if somehow Hubbard was an imperfect channel for timeless wisdom. I’ve noticed that it’s become popular among indies since Hubbard’s crimes and insanities have been so irrefutably exposed.
That line of rationalization suffers from numerous flaws and inconsistencies, including Hubbard’s own claims about how theory and practice can’t be separated, and the observable fact that the tech didn’t really work the way it is supposed to even for him. Most importantly, no one is buying it other than those who had already become true believers and are then exposed to inconvenient truths, and thus the indies can’t attract anyone new to Hubbard’s madness and are a dying breed.
It reminds me of “crazy wisdom,” the rationalization used to explain away bad behavior – and worse – by Buddhist gurus.
Correct Peace. The gem in this data set is that Hubtard found that the tech CANNOT work on a person receiving disability payments. So that means EVERYTHING Hubtard developed DID NOT WORK ON HIM! E V E R. So, Hubtard was NOT clear, OT, Grades comp, Ls comp, a real trained auditor, C/S, et al.
So either Hubtard was wrong about the tech or, he was wrong about the tech. There is NO OTHER logical conclusion. ANY other conclusion MUST be insanity.
I don’t think he’ll give any answer Wynski. If there’s any response at all it’ll probably just be abuse or trying to change the subject. Isn’t that how Blubbard taught all $camologists to respond? Attack and misdirection? True conman/liars response…
Yes, you are correct Lee. All he can now do is spout complete insanity.
Suppressive psychs, financed by the pharmaceutical industry have ruined practically everything on this planet and the surrounding galaxies. Of this I am certain. You are very lucky people to have the tech that I developed, practically single-handedly. This is man’s only hope to reverse the dwindling spiral that has made this planet a billiard ball heading for the gutter of a whole track bowling alley. You share it with me now. Will that be cash or charge card?
The photo of L Ron Hubbard says it all. Ron – the NUT.
The astonishing thing is that he believed it as true. In his mind what he was doing, writing and saying, was true.
The admiration of many pumped up his ego and it got to the point that LRH could say whatever mumbo jumbo and still get an outstanding ovation.
This reminded me of Hitler’s speeches – he believed it too, people bought it and we know the results.
Fortunately for the planet scientology is shrinking.
Hubbard totally failed and went out at the bottom of his own tone scale. But give credit where it’s due…I learned many years before learning of $cientology that newspaper really works great on windows, no streaks! Maybe Hubbard should have had a career as a window washer instead of atomic physicist? He might have helped a lot more people.
I don’t know Ed.
He would have had a hard time convincing people to join the Cult of Window Washers. Don’t you think?
I can see it now: Hubbard, with his glass cleaner, going from one car to another. Shine it up, fatso!
I washed windows at the candy shops I worked at after school. Iused the tools I was given and not one of them was a piece of newsprint.
It never hit me why I’ve always used newspapers to clean windows. It was just something we “did” because we were told to. My parents learned in the Sea Org in the early 80s and I’ve always done it since. I had no idea it was “Tech”
You didn’t know that newspaper is magical? It gets the pane so clean, it seems to disappear!
I’ve tried cleaning my windows with my iPad. I have to agree with Hubbard on this one, newspaper is better.
Yeah, I was hooked on iPading for a long time. I still have emotional scares.
For God’s sake will someone get that photo of Hubbard blown up to billboard size and installed near Flag in Clearwater. That image tells you all you need to know about “scientology”.
How’s it feel all you lurkers knowing you’ve been scammed and screwed by that con man freak.
Wow! What a wonderful idea, Bethany.
Maybe we should try to organize a contest to come up with the best caption to put under that photo on the billboard.
Lemme see now. How’s about:
Come for your free personality test and join our cult. You too could look like this before you die!
You think maybe that might do it?
(Hubbard). Hey you idiots! I’m NEVER coming back from Target 2! Can’t you see? I made everything up! And you guys lapped it up. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
HILARIOUS! 😂
I think if you have fatso’s image plastered everywhere on billboards, it would scare the children.
That’s an excellent idea Skyler!
Yup. I think it would work pretty well..
📷 say a 1000 words..