Could this be David Miscavige’s newest vanity license plate?
The person who sent me this photo swears it is NOT photoshopped, that this is a real plate on a real car.
It’s not really worth a post by itself, but I feel lazy this Memorial Day weekend and thought everyone might have a laugh in the morning and get their weekend off to a good start.
Perhaps Mr. David Let Him Die Miscavige might appreciate some other suggestions for plates to go on his BMW, Land Rover, Acura, Miata, RX 7, Saleen Mustang, Ducati, GMC armored van, Lincoln Navigator and whatever other assorted vehicles he has accumulated since 2007…
For anyone who does not understand the reference to YSCOHB read John Sweeney’s book Church of Fear or you can cheat and read Tony Ortega’s review of the book here.
UPDATE:
Marc Headley just sent me this shot that he took in Santa Monica. He titled it “License plate for all those who work for Dave.”
I wonder who is going to be first with a “Xenu” plate?
Well, Ginger Sugerman sent me this….
Georgia has a Xenu plate 🙂
Oh, and here’s a plate for TC:
UR GLIB.
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Came up with 2 plates for DM:
R6 BANK
SER FAC
I’ll check my tech dictionary for more.
I’ve got a bumper sticker for Tom Cruise:
And Then There Is Me.
Have a great weekend, Mike and family!
His other bumper sticker is:
SURI-WHO?
one of David “let him die” Miscavige’s license plates reads:
RICH IMP
Is it right that David Miscavige did not pass his internship in Saint Hill UK? Went into the Sea Org and became a messenger? Is it right that he do not go in session since years? Which level he has himself on the bridge? What training level he has?
Peter Morgan (the Snr Chaplain of Saint Hill UK) wrote a Statutory Declaration in which he claims the good work from David as an auditor. He speaks here about the young David about 40 years ago .. also when David was about 15 years old ..
I have heard that very young girls are ethics officers in orgs? Is this right?
I have now asked per internet for help from scientology. They asked me which part of my life is in disturbance. So I said that life runs up and down .. not stable. So I got an Extension Course about that. Following data about PTS/SP .. and the promise that it can be handled. It is internet .. and I get prediscribed answers .. nobody knows that I have already studied all this stuff for years .. so I got the way to disconnect from sources which let me rollercoaster .. I discribed it, but did not say the group with which I am in trouble connected .. so finally the church itself said that I should disconnect from this group ..
Interestingly, isn’t it. So I said that I will not get my money if I would do that, and then I should take legal ways for my winning .. I said that it do not work .. so I was too PTS to this group when I cannot win .. and the group would be very suppressive
YSCOHB? I don’t get it.
OK did some research:
…one-way abusive language was standard from David Miscavige. Another of his favourite sign-offs was YSCOHB. Decoded, it means: ‘You Suck C*** On Hollywood Boulevard’
Aside from the fact that the Hollywood Bl. comment is demeaning, threatening and vulgar aside from all that it’s infantile. This name-calling business provides a big look into the mentality operating the church for so long and explains perfectly why it is on life support soon to be unplugged. But then David Miscavige is merely playing God’s exterminating angel. Not a majestic one but a drunk and cursing one.
Xenu plate pic now added to post.
I always thought it was cool that on the ’65 and ’66 Mustangs the gas fill was a big chrome cap right in the middle. It didn’t matter which side of the gas pump you pulled up to.
The 67 and 69 also had them, probably the 68 aswell
I can’t top the other vanity plate ideas that others have posted here. I am laughing so hard!! I have some ideas for Daves bumper stickers though:
“If you’re close enough to see this you’re OT”
“I don’t brake for wogs”
“Enlightened Being on Board”
“My other ride is a DC-8”
“Honk if you hate Psychs”
Have a great weekend everyone! 🙂
🙂 🙂 🙂
And “Pass with care, driver drinks Scotch”
And “Pass with care, driver SCWD”
(WD-while driving)
🙂
You too NOLAGirl – love your bumperstickers!
I have a Mr. David “Let Him Die” Miscavige license plate: FRINDER. And two for me: PTSISME or NCGISME.
Claire Taylor’s is RDHD OT if I recall, altho her gingerness is fading. Mimsey
There’s a FL one that says XENU TV, and I assume it’s Mark Bunker’s!
I’m glad you are taking some well deserved time off on this holiday weekend, Mike. Love this post and gives us all a nice laugh.
If I could make a license plate for the Wee One it would be:
LIL MFKR
Hows My Driving? Call 1-800-YCS-OHBB EXTRA B STANDS FOR BITCH.
That is a real license plate, yes, if you bring up the California DMV personalized license plate form on line and enter the letters for Youth Soccer Club Of Hunting Beach (YSCOHB) you will find that the plate is taken — which is the photo above. 🙂
That wonderful pink 1964/65 Ford Mustang plate is awesome. 🙂 I wish I had a 64 Mustang! Dark green.
You just broke my heart.
Is this a picture of COB’s quintessence?
http://ilovecob.com/wp-content/files/coblogo4.jpg
I did see a XENU TV plate down here in Tampa one day, but the light changed before I could get a pic. From behind it looked like Mark Bunker was driving, but I couldn’t be sure.
I need someone to translate it for me ! I don’t get it at all
Plus whoever asked if it was a mini cooper……..brilliant! Lmao
So it’s you suck cob? Help I’m a wog!!!! What’s the h stand for? Maybe I need to go back to bed lol
Never mind I think I got it
And I’m going back to bed
too bad we don’t have such aperies in France!
I’d have looked to see if some like “wowfkdm” or “jfh”
Thank God for google – I didn’t know what YSCOHB was.
The one I’d like to see him get is
NURMNT
That’s as close as I could come to inurement * with 6 letters.
* Benefit; for example, the 501c3 prohibition against “private inurement” within non-profit entities means that individuals within that organization may not receive excessive compensation or benefit from their employment or association, because such arrangements would contravene the supposed mission of the organization.
Mike, if you were still in Scientology, Davey would make you get a plate that says PIEFACE.
Or ISCOHB
The clams could always try these: https://www.flickr.com/photos/marksshoops/10861883466/in/dateposted-public/
There was an article in the San Francisco Chronicle a few weeks ago about the folks at the DMV who are tasked with approving personalized plates — they use lots of foreign and slang dictionaries to check for obscenities. I’m sure that if they knew what YSCOHB meant, they wouldn’t have allowed it. I guess there are no Scientology-watchers in that corner of the DMV.
You can check to see if a particular personalized plate is available in California here: http://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/dmv/detail/portal/ipp2/welcome
“YSYSYS” *is* available, in case anybody wants it!
O M G! You guys are too much. I would love to ad to the cleverness of these posts but I can’t top them. I am, however, seriously considering getting myself a vanity plate. Hmmmm, something to think about this holiday weekend.
Enjoy everyone. Remembering those who fought and died for us. Cheers to all who fight for humanitarian rights.
C’Mon Mare, you have one in you. Just be “insouciant” and throw it out there. Seriousness is for the orgs today.
OTXV-LOL
GATÝOU
+100 on GATYOU!
Post updated with a new plate courtesy of Marc Headley.
And both were hilarious. Almost like a second day of Regraded Being.
thanks for all the hard work Mike, we really appreciate it.
+ ^^^
WHRS SHLY
XENU BRO
IAS SCAM
EVLPSYCH
IDLE ORG
BABYCORN
nOT
psychOT
heelift
scOTch
IN KOMM
Hi Mike PS I forgot one thing our car is called the silver bullet & it can be fast when encountering entheta from the cos! XO Ann B.
The COS has such tacky taste. He probably gets a big thrill every time someone asks about it and then laughs his head off.
Wow! YSCOHB! That little tike, DAVID “LET HIM DIE” MISCAVIGE, has such a way with words. I wonderful if he has YSCOHB tattooed on some part of his body…
🙂
If there is a step stool to the drivers door, a booster seat and empty scotch bottles littering the floor of the car, then you can bet it belongs to Captian Blackheart SOB!
Well the person who came up with that phrase surely had to have his attention in the area.
Possibly even engaged in those activities himself.
By the way, when was the last time David Miscavige was on the cans?
Hmmm, is the car a MINI Cooper?
Just off the top of my head –
RICHR THN U
COB RULZ
LV MONEY
TOM ROX
YSYSYSYS
F ORTEGA
That made me laugh! Maybe someone can sneak that onto Dave’s car, I mean fleet.
The odd thing about David Miscavige that makes him a loser as opposed to a pioneer, is that if this license plate and the rest of his license plates were on batter powered future proof environmentally friendly Land Rovers, RX 7’s, Saleen Mustangs….et. al. – like the way the e-meter was re-engineered?, then perhaps David Miscavige might have some shred of credibility. But in the confused world, David Miscavige is just “Dazed Earth Being # 5,666,438 (if my math serves me correctly). ! 🙂 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND YOURSELVES! 🙂
D-LHD-M will certainly be next.
What a legacy, Dave. What a way to smash your own self into history.
Ah, you beat me to it
Hi Mike, Thank the stars we have one car because I hate to drive & it is a Lexus GX 460. All the better to zip away from any vehicle with the above license plate! Love Always Ann B.
” YSCOHB” is all time classic. i think recall Mike saying it took him like a half hour to figure out what it meant, lol. gotta say i don’t think i would have gotten it.
that little davey, he’s such a kook.
Along the same lines there’s “YSYSYS!”
When the clubbed seals find out the magnitude of disgusting and evil behavior their leader, David Miscavige, so carefully masks and keeps out of their view – it could literally kill them. THAT is why Scientologist’s are not allowed to LOOK. So many would die of broken hearts – the Cult would crumble before our eyes.
Imagine the horror of Bob Duggan and his wife SEEING THE TRUTH and having total conceptual understanding of the magnitude of their bamboozlement….OR Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Krustie Alley.
It was so shocking to find out the truth about L Ron Hubbard, Scientology and it’s evil dictator – David “Let him Die, Blackheart” Miscavige.
It was painful to accept the truth.
But – no one said the truth would not hurt – not even LRH.
Duggan and his ilk never see the truth, they never wake up. The rich entitled parasite elite that take money from other people’s hard work never accept the truth about anything, leave alone that they are dimwitted rubes, marks, and suckers being rooked and swindled by obvious conmen.