Someone brought to my attention a website I had not seen before. It is entirely devoted to the virtues of the only True Leader, David Miscavige — davidmiscavige.org.
No doubt it is a response to the increasing volume of critical media about scientology and Miscavige. He wants to combat the bad news, but is afraid to speak to the media. So, he gets his minions to build a website for him with retouched, staged photos, glowing tributes and a series of brown-nosing videos that are pretty amazing. They are cringeworthy rehearsed statements from a variety of people — Sea Org, staff and “parishioners.” They all look alike, with perfectly framed, coiffed and rehearsed statements about the wonders of “Mr. Miscavige”/”Chairman of the Board.” Every person looks terrified that they might say something wrong or use an inappropriate form of address for True Leader. They are a frightening study in cult mentality.
You can look at them for yourself, but I recommend not eating before doing so (funny, all the Jive Aces scored a spot on the honored list probably because the SuMP crew was in the UK with Miscavige prior to the IAS event…)
But I wanted to highlight another section of his website.
This is a pretty amazing list of Miscavige’s supposed accomplishments. One would imagine from reading this that there wasn’t another person in scientology that does anything — he is the true source of all that is good and noteworthy.
This would be an interesting list to present in court the next time Miscavige’s lawyers try to argue he has nothing to do with the day to day operations of scientology.
Some of these are really pretty amazing. He apparently “developed programs to address society’s worst ills,” “inspired the world’s largest private relief force,” “secured official recognitions in the UK, Colombia and Mexico” (wonder if that counts his phony medal?), “presided over nine annual globally broadcast events” and most astonishingly “established two digital publishing houses” that can produce “1 million compact discs per week.” (You can play them on the “state of the art” Sony Walkman he developed).
He is now rivaling the great L. Ron Hubbard in his ability to pull off what no other man is capable of doing. He is a genuine superman, a true homo novis displaying his OT powers to convince people he is the “only one.”
He is also willing to boldly lie about his accomplishments to make himself sound good. I would love to see the programs HE developed, or what HE did to “secure recognitions”? And none of those 9 events are actually “broadcast” because he is so terrified that anyone outside the bubble will actually see them so they are distributed by courier to orgs around the world and shown days or weeks after the event occurred.
I believe that Captain David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige personaly developed the “rundown” that Lisa McPherson was on, and later personally supervised the “handling” that ended up with her being carted out unconscious (or dead).
That’s something most people cannot manage!
Well, he didnt develop that “rundown” and he didnt personally supervise the handling. His involvement was earlier.
OK. I was not expressing myself clearly enough. I thought that Lisa was on a rundown, also given to Nancy Many, which made Lisa unwell (and Nancy, for that matter) developed/promoted by Miscavige and that later Miscavige was personally supervising Lisa during her final stay at the Fort St Harrison.
But I admit that my information is far from first hand. And, in any case, the mental attitude which lead to Lisa being locked up until she no longer posed a problem or a potential problem was instilled by L Ron Hubbard – IMHO.
A million compact discs per week would’ve been impressive in 1994.
Good God, I’d love to see the bits that got edited out. What is said is scary enough. What is left on the cutting room floor must be actionable. Love the guy talking about DM’s sense of humor. Nothing says funny like a guy who owns you playing a practical joke on you that could result in your life being turned upside down. Tee Hee Heee. Got Ya!
And so humble and simple. He only had people spend months making a tone deaf web site to explain, at nauseatingly painful lengths, just how down to earth, decent and accessible he is.
Dude, sign me up!
I just perused DM’s website. The two I found the most funny as they were such outrageous lies, were: “L Ron Hubbard’s friend” and “Making Sure the Tech is Pure” meaning the way LRH wrote it. Ha! He is the opposite of LRH’s friend and is the opposite of pure tech as he has been squirreling the tech for years. Check out the original PDC Tape 20 from the powder blue PDC tapes of the 80’s. Compare it with the CD of PDC 20 and you’ll see whole paragraphs omitted. He omitted among other things, how you detect an SP in an org. That is what he cut out. Hmmmm, he didn’t want to be found out? And read Jesse Prince’s book to find out just how much a friend to LRH he was. Jesse says that DM at the end made it clear that the solution to the problem was for LRH to die and mysteriously, a few days later he did die. Oh and a new Will was supposedly drafted and signed by him only a few days before he died. Read the book.
Just went to davidmiscavige. com or whatever and watched his introductory video. Maybe it’s my tablet but the quality was horrible. It kept skipping and Miscavige came off sounding like ” If you……urp……..eeep……..scientology…….
keep watching……….urrp………yoop…….75x……..iip….”.
Horrible.
Miscavige would not have retained his ‘top’ boss job had Hubbard remained “sane” (saner than he was at the end at least), as Hubbard’s pattern of dumping his “top” execs was a perfect 100%.
The long list of dumped senior people that rose to top ranks and helped Hubbard as closest associates and leaders, the only one who’ has lasted, is Miscavige, and only due to Hubbard not being close enough and sane enough in the end, to dump Miscavige also.
The saga of top ranks Scientology life is just non stop, 100% across the boards, all senior personnel eventually dumped by Hubbard.
Miscavige’s only skill was laying low enough at the end to not get dumped by Hubbard, and Jesse Prince’s book is must read to get the final atmosphere.
Others I hope will cover that period in the end, because Miscavige really didn’t take over until after Hubbard’s death, and Miscavige sort of dodged a lot, in Hubbard’s final years, and others caught the blame and fell from grace, and Miscavige just played his cards well and avoided getting dumped in the end by Hubbard, before Hubbard died.
The true full history of the leadership during Miscavige’s years prior and after assuming top boss dictatorship and single boss of it all (no presence of WDC nor no presence of Exec Strata today, the two councils that Hubbard put in place which Miscavige has allowed to atrophy and cease to be even a noticeable participant in the top strategic running of the movement).
One Hubbard policy called “Strategic Plans” called for WDC and Exec Strata to do their individual movement wide strategic plans, and coordinate those plans/programs running into the movement.
Miscavige has allowed the two top councils of the movement that Hubbard left the top management structure to absolutely be in existence, Miscavige has decimated WDC and Exec Strata.
For that, Hubbard would kick Miscavige out of the Sea Org, for 10 lifetimes.
I’m confused by your last comment: “For that, Hubbard would kick Miscavige out of the Sea Org, for 10 lifetimes.” What constitutes a “lifetime” in Scieo world. Is it the lifetime of the body the thetan is inhabiting, or the billion years required of Sea Org members?
Komodo, You are living one lifetime at present. That’s a lifetime. So if Miscavige shows up next lifetime and walks into a Scientology org and says, “Hi, I’m back. ” And then he gets auditing, runs some past-life quack therapy, and tells his quack “minister” that he realizes he was David Miscavige in his last life, then supposedly Scientology looks up David Miscavige’s last lifetime ethics penalties, and they kick this returned “I’m back” David Miscavige (who will have their new name logically), they kick him out and tell him he’s got to come back 9 lives later. Joke.
No, there is no logical details of how you threaten and implement multiple lifetime penalties, since that whole past and future lives details of being a transmigrating soul and being held responsible for one’s past life accomplishments or horrors, it all can’t be implemented.
It’s part of the joke scam of past-future lives quackery selling groups.
Hubbard has one advertisement in the beginning of one of the training films (the Hubbard quackery training films have ads at the starts of them, ads that Hubbard also scripted or wrote “treatments” our outlines for the ads).
One ad is a young man walking up to the Reception of a futuristic Scientology charade “church” in the future, and the young man says “I’m back.” The Receptionist asks his name, and somehow looks up the young man’s “Passport” (Hubbard had a program called the “Scientology Passport” which on Tony Ortega’s blog, Sunny provided her Passport for evidence to see what that thing is) and the Passport has their last lifetime name and all their Scientology quackery accomplishments listed in the passport.
That program’s details were a mess to figure out. Theresa Locke (former ex of Dan Locke) worked on the Scientology Passport project, I know, I interacted with her a few times while she was trying to figure out the project’s details (I was on the Routing Forms project at the same time as she was doing her Scientology Passport project).
David Miscavige has superceded L. Ron Hubbard. Lying, boasting, deception, megalomania, delusion.
Dave is now “mankinds best friend”, not anymore Ron.
OMG it’s Trump all over…. “I am the greatest!” Sorry but though dost assert too loudly.
He’s a loud ass(enter).
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Typo correct! Ass (erter)
Sigh, I feel like an ass!?
He’s The-Lair-in-Chief. The most prolific lair the world has ever known.
Does that come with some sort an entry in The Guinness Book of Records?
For $25 you’re in The Guinness Book of Records.
Mister Cabbage has all the Orange Overlord’s ffaults (and then some) with none of his strengths or virtues.
The Dwarfenfuhrer; 1.6 metres (roughly 5’3′) tall with a 2 metre (about 6’7″) ego.
The Miscavige website is certainly not doing him any favors. Is he too dumb to realize he is only tipping his cards to reveal several facts about his personality?
1. He is extremely vain.
2. He craves approval, much like an infant.
3. He claims sole ownership of perceived successes.
4. He is oblivious to opening himself to ridicule.
5. He constantly demonstrated how scientology lags technology and how the world has no use for the dated methods scientology employs (scientology T.V. … ha ha, welcome to the 1970’s!).
I could go on and on, and am sure others can too.
I only hope the IRS looks at this website and realizes just how much David Miscavige has his teeny paws in every. single. second. of every. single minute. of every. single. day. of the lives of the few remaining parishioners.
I think you are spot on with number 3. It would be interesting to see how much David actually did himself.
That’s a partial list of symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder.
Out of all those action verbs used to describe what lil davey has done, the only one that may be true is that he conceived a good poop one day. And even that may not be true.
Yeah, and he still has TINY BOOTS!
“Little Boots” = Caligula
Tiny boots. I wonder what else is tiny.
Dana Parks, I notice you are bold enough to use your name, Very Well Done!!
Off topic but hoping everyone who lives near this hurricane are safe and sound!
Very good news!
I’m in SC & so far so good, Ty 🙂
There is no way I’m going to look at that website. I know it’d make me feel like the way I respond to seeing a dog eating vomit.
LOL!!!
I am always reminded of the words used to describe Josef Stalin when I read this sort of hogwash about Miscavige. Adjectives like towering genius, genius for all times and all ages, farsighted genius, father to his many people and so on. I’d bet that the COB has tapes or CD’s where he listens to strings of these adjectives about himself by the hour for the advanced hyped-up puffery they give him. The foregoing and the lifts in his shoes.
Shooping paydirt — especially the video of Peter (‘pod-person’) Hodkin, Miscavige’s normally camera-shy UK shyster!
🙂
I must head over and read it.
Looking forward to seeing Shelly’s long tribute video about all Dave’s accomplishments.
Her video would be the first one on the page right?
After all she would know him better than anyone.
Maybe some readers have not met an OT VIII.
Curious?We thought so!
This is what $500.000 and lots of brown-nosing buys you:
https://www.davidmiscavige.org/videos/craig-jensen-video-on-david-miscavige.
http://www.davidmiscavige.org/videos/marijke-qureshi-on-david-miscavige.html
What a load. Opening empty buildings is expansion. So delusory.
You can always tell a desperate little man when he has to create his own website and ask (enforce) others to sing his praises.
When I saw the, Davedmiscavige.org, I almost threw up.
What is a hagiography ?? Never heard that word.. Lol
“A hagiography is a biography of a saint or an ecclesiastical leader.”
I don’t, however, know what you would call a biography of Demento but I expect it would involve a lot swear words and empty buckets, à la Mr Creosote, to write and read.
Well, this is the definition I was using:
hag·i·og·ra·phy
DEROGATORY
adulatory writing about another person.
biography that idealizes its subject.
Kronomex,
Personally , I would have preferred Malefactography.
I wonder, do the people who are in these prisoner of war videos really believe what they are saying? Are they just trying to elevate their status within the CoS by being in a video? Are they afraid to be seen as *not* jumping at the chance to praise COB (Chief of B.S., perhaps?)
How do people still-in really feel about him?
Watch Clive rabiently applying the first Scientology sacrament(lying)
OTVII delivery 10x expanding i past 10 years!
Per his own(now discontinued) newsletters implosion was by about 70%.
At the end of the day. Miscavige is a human being. .an evil manipulative one..
Not any better physically. .
Too much alcohol will more than likely do him in..
My opinion
The Dorkenmeister was found today drowned in a big bottle of tequila. Attached to bottle was a note, apparently written by a worm, that read,
“When he fell in the whole ambience of my home was ruined so I left.”
Mr. Dorkenfuhrer is survived by his pompadour which was not in his office at the time.
Watched a couple of clips of people I used to know to see how they turned out after 25 years of da Tek.
They all said the same robotic thing:He Good.He makes da tek da tekiest!
This time the pig eh Tek will finally fly because he put on ideal Golden Age Lipstick on it.Hip Hip.huh,Oeps. Pig still there.Find the SP!
Rinse and repeat as long as the suckers keep on being suckers
Usually when people are trying to toot their own horn, they would say something like “under his leadership, these initiatives and programs were developed, piloted, or launched, and the positive impact was _____.”
Nobody would say “HE did this:”
Because nobody does it alone, except Miscavige.
Like everything else, this site is for the flock of gullible I’ll-believe-anything-you-say followers. The public will have no need or reason to visit more COS PR fluff. But the true believers will see it and feel confident that their bubble world has been fortified with solid credibility. They’re like the worst poker players in the world, unable to spot the suckers at the table because they are the suckers. And with a gambling addiction on top of that.
As with Marty’s videos (hey where’s Marty? – has anyone notice how he did his “amends” then disappeared) I will not give the website a hit by going there to watch the videos or read the BS. Fake is fake. I wonder how many of them were doing amends.
“I love him”? That’s just creepy. If someone I didn’t know made a video about my accomplishments – well if I had any to make a video about – and they said in it I love her, I would be worried that I had a stalker. Just sayin’.
Capsicum spray does have its uses.
I don’t even want to know about it.
Nor does the recipient – trust me on that. It’s something they’ll never forget.
I don’t think he went back into SCN Inc. though.
I don’t get it. If the authorities can attack, and Nail, a Somebody like Bill Cosby, who despite his transgressions has made considerable contributions to society, then WHY can’t they tackle a miserable, no-account, rabid runt like Miscreant??????
I agree with you Marne, and I want to add: why can’t they arrest Danny Masterson when he has had four girls or more come forward saying he drugged and raped them and donkey punched them.
ctempster – simple. It’s no secret by now. The cult has Both the LAPD AND the LA Times in their back pocket. As I’ve said before, someone in the (national) mainstream media should be shining a spotlight on these shenanigans. And, those gals should be making a whole lot more noise and declaring themselves as ‘me too’ victims.
Marne I’m just realizing that is 100% true! It’s hard to believe they have the LAPD and the LA TIMES in their pocket. But what other explanation could there be?
Evidence. Sufficient evidence to CHARGE him with these crimes. Sufficient evidence so that once he’s charged, a grand jury will ALLOW the case to be tried. Unfortunately our justice system can protect a criminal sometimes. There’s the presumption of innocence. “Not guilty” in a court verdict does NOT (necessarily) mean “innocent”. It means there was not enough evidence to convict. The burden of proof is on the accusER. And the defense ONLY has to show that there’s “reasonable doubt” and the defendant walks. We’re not a police state. The guilty do sometimes go free under our system. I can go out tonite and kill someone, and if there are no witnesses and there’s no DNA of mine on the corpse or near it and the police can’t find the murder weapon, I won’t even be charged, let alone convicted. Under the law, murderess that I am, I’m “innocent”.
Now, in case you’re wondering, I’m not a legal person; I just read a lot of detective fiction 🙂
So right you are Marne! If anyone has a communication line to any of those women, please tell them to speak up and let it be known. But just don’t talk to the LA Times; get a different news source.
Miscavige was able to duplicate LRH’s narcissism because that is who Miscavige actually is in his natural, chronic, psychotic state. Does Miscavige think more of himself than LRH??? Of course he does. Just as LRH thought there was no one HIS equal as he led people down the primrose path (Bridge) to slavery and a lifetime of misery.
Just watched one of the videos on that DM site. All it did is remind me of all the similar bullshit filled ones shown at all the events I attended while “in”. Those were all just as mind numbing and devoid of real information as the one I just watched. At those events I was usually one of the last attendees to reluctantly stand and move my hands so it looked as though I was applauding. After watching the DM video the only thing that rose up was a middle finger on each hand. I am so, so glad to be out and have the freedom to be true to myself. Keep up the good work Mike.
Way to go Glenn! I’m happy to hear you are enjoying freedom of thought! ☺
Thank you Ann.
Yes, there is so much FREEDOM now that I have \ disconnected from the entity that promised but NEVER delivered exactly that!!! But you know what? I have found great peace and contentment by inspecting all of it and taking full responsibility for allowing myself to be so fully duped, pillaged and plundered so now I can smile broadly and live life in the happiness that also was never delivered by the cult. In a way it feels like maybe I’ve completed OT8, since truth truly has truly been revealed after all this. ?
I’m beyond happy for you! Best wishes always & complete peace ✌? forever!
The black and white photo with the hand… he is trying SO hard to be L Ron. This site made me gag and laugh for the whole 2 to 3 minutes I could stand looking at it.
Going through this list in full and considering Miscavige’s likely contribution to the accomplishment would be an interesting exercise. As far as religious recognitions by governments, this is a loooooonnnng-running OSA program. Miscavige doesn’t do anything other than read the reports, make nasty comments occasionally, and take all the credit. Parasitical. Yes, he may have “conceived” of some programs and accomplishments on the list, but most of them have been costly, oft-outmoded, white elephant boondoggles, like the Ideal Org program, TV station and printing facilities. Any good CEO or manager would have used different strategies and methods to accomplish a better result for less money. Others are a bunch of dishonest puffery (VM program, programs in 195 nations – sure – to address mankind’s ills). Gawd, the man is just vain, lame and a pain.
“the only True Leader” needs to be in caps and trademarked. ‘THE ONLY TRUE LEADER(tm). How many ass kisses can fit on his ass? We’ll never know, or care.
I went to the website, watched one video, by chiropractor Jared Whatever. Haven’t had breakfast yet, and I can’t watch any more on an empty stomach.
Better on an empty than a full one, bix.
I thought the most interesting part of that site was the “L. Ron Hubbard’s Trusted Friend” page. A lot of revisionist history there…
That is ALL revisionist history.
Read Jesse Prince’s book…
What’s the name of Jesse Prince’s book? And is it on Amazon?
Thanks so much, Mike.
Yes, it is on Amazon and it is called The Expert Witness.
He needs a good editor, but there is a lot of seriously interesting insider information contained in there.
I’ll be getting his book from Amazon with help from my son. I look forward to reading it.
I will be ordering it soon! I did here there were so many errors but that’s it’s fascinating.
What kind of errors? Grammar or factual?
It’s true that most of the ex’s books need good editors. Priceless historical information but the typos, grammar errors and narrative faults do detract,
Oh no I didn’t mean to imply factual errors. Strictly grammatical. A few people mentioned that on Tony’s blog. Everyone said it’s a must read though. I will find out for myself very soon!
I can’t believe I spelled hear “here” while talking about errors. Lol. I just started reading all the exes books. I’ve got 3 and about 15 in my cart. I just have to afford them a couple at a time. I find it absolutely fascinating reading.
Commodore’s Messenger Bokk 2 is a must,must, must read.
There hasn’t been a first person account of what LRH was like in person, behind the scenes, up close like this book.
Janis has hit it out of the park (and yes, she could have used an editor/proofreader too).
Created more than 60 Orgs. How pathetic is that? In the UK alone, if an organization wants to have anything like a national presence they need outlets in at least 200 towns & cities. Sixty for the whole world is such a catastrophic failure I’m amazed they dare mention it.
It seems more like resume filler for his profile on LinkedIn than actual Scientology good works. I mean, this religion has been through rough seas recently with revelations of malifescence and their inability to get traction in the 21st century. Perhaps he is preparing for the collapse with a well worded list of accomplishments for some other cult to bring him onboard as their new leader?! #ruthless
Welcome to Dynamic Davie’s Digital Potemkin Village!
Come and hear the sound of one tiny member being stroked.
Here is the real attributes of David Miscavige:
Thug
Criminal
Bully
Liar
Con Artist
Abuser
Psychopath
Sociopath
Wife abuser
And is Scientologese:
Degraded Being
Total Failure
Being Nothing
PTS Type III
SCOHB
Suppressive Person per LRH definition
You are so right, Stat! Nice post.
One of the sociopath traits is deceit and lying.
Not even Hitler made such a show of accomplishments as this character promotes.
And the picture you posted, which at the beginning I thought it was a Halloween horror announcement, shows the deteriorated state he lives in; he looks really, really bad.
The second video with Alison Osborne seemed to have a true description of him at the end. She just added ‘I love him,’ it seems, to make like it was a series of good things to say. I haven’t watched passed the second video yet.
I looked at a few of the videos. I think we all need a website like this to make us each look like the Second Coming of the Almighty One. I did, however, get a chuckle out of Tom Cummins’ comment, “The world is responding.” Yeah. It’s responding. With a middle finger.
“With a middle finger”. I like your style, keng!
That’s very good, I like your style too. I’d like to add that scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the French soldier on the parapets of his castle (on English soil much to the shock of the English King!) replies to the KIng’s many questions, “I blow my nose at you” You English pig dog! etc and when asked what he’s doing in England the answer is, “mind your own business.” So many similarities with the Scientology castle and those that inhabit it.
https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-ddc-linuxmint&hsimp=yhs-linuxmint&hspart=ddc&p=monty+python+HOly+grail+sketch+of+the+french+castle#id=51&vid=81fea752d7b58013cf3c0617dc480e3e&action=click
I Yawnalot, I like ham and jam and Spamalot. 🙂 I saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail in theaters when it came out, and when they started catapulting cows over the wall, I was on the floor, crying from laughter.
Yes brilliant wasn’t it, plus the clucking chickens used as ammo too.
The killer white rabbit guarding the cave… well… what do you say to that?
kengulette I really like your post 🙂
If 99 missions out of 100 have failed one out of 100 has made it. Why make 99 failures out of 100 to heads when a head exist.
We are talking about 9999999 out of 1000000.
David Miscavige (forgive my language) is an ecclesiastical pussy!!! He thinks he is so tough because he has people who are afraid of him. At least a fraud like Joel Osteen goes on TV and preaches every Sunday.. Miscaviage hides under his desk and would look like a complete unhinged fool if he went on an interview he couldnt conrtol. He is so out of touch with how the public thinks and he also has no concept of the internet. He isnt well educated and would be working as a shoe shine boy if he wasnt the head of a cult. He has no real skills other than spewing bullshit and fake smlling.
David Miscavige is only tough because he’s always got “backup”….I would have LOVED to see David M take on Mike Rinder ONE TO ONE with NONE of David’s bodyguards to protect him. My money would be on Mike for the beatdown of the tiny terror.
It sickens me to hear, read know that physical abuse of staff etc was going on …..the “right” for him to do this in his own mind shows what a depraved person David M is.
Wouldn’t be much of a fight. Early in the first round Mike would simply pick up the Dwarfenfuhrer and stuff him in a trash can.
Game. Set. Match.
Excellent post, I agree with every word.. Mike already has him shaking in his tiny boots!
DM is pathetic.. it’s beyond unbelievable that someone can hurt so many people that’s DM’s legacy.. pain for all!
Agreed….it would be wonderful to see & know there might be a line up of people who would be willing to PAY a fee just to have 5 minutes alone with the shit head David Miscavige. Hell, even I would give it a go & I’m a petite lady pushing 70 years old.
Nothing would give me great happiness then to see David M locked away in prison with a few rough cell mates who would give him what he deserves….if you get my drift.
I like that language Pat – it’s just the truth.
That’s so true Pat.
Yes Peggy. It is the truth..
He does look like shit if u ask me..
Stress getting to him perhaps
Golden Age of Spelling small typo. day sor weeks after the event occurred.
All Hail to the Chairman of the Bored! A legend in his own mind!
Now there’s a cry for help. Look at me! Look at me mommy! I pretty!
Peggy! Hahaha ?