Christ on a crutch. San Diego again? You mean the same San Diego org that pissed Paul Haggis off enough to make him finally leave? You mean the same San Diego where I and a number of others submitted copious evidence to get a real SP declared but they wouldn’t because she had so much money? Oh, they put a non-enturb on the woman to make some people shut up but, when she enturbulated someone the day after, no way did they declare her. Just sent her to another org for higher level auditing/training and got the FSMC off her.
[Sounds real humanitarian to me – not.]
Just stick parentheses in to get the correct order of importance here:
“Humanitarian Noun: A person who is Tone 40 about helping every person in their area go free, (who cares about the well being of all dynamics) and who leads the way in the creation of a New Civilization.”
[OTC-Mail] Reg Yourself!
Dear Pasadena Friends,
1. Consider deciding to help Valley join the ranks of LA’s Ideal Orgs on July 27th.
2. Push your own purpose. Make it real for you that you want to do this.
3. Reg yourself.
Your esteemed presence and your donation of $100 per person and $150 per couple is more meaningful than you might realize.
4. Sign up today by clicking the link below.
Thanks and see you there!
ML,
Pete and Annie Sokoloff
Yes, the “Professional Solo Registration & Donation Course” GAT, Phase 2.2. I see it now. There must be some LRH Telex around or psychic line to his Sector 9 spaceship.
this is beyond creepy. When people get this delusional and insane, I really do start to wonder if a “Jonestown” moment can occur. I mean, just confronting the “elephant in the room,” this is true nuttiness…a huge dramo of “we are the only way, and as such, we are the only thing that matters.”
humanitarian
adjective
1 a humanitarian act: compassionate, humane; unselfish, altruistic, generous, magnanimous, benevolent, merciful, kind, sympathetic. ANTONYMS selfish.
2 a humanitarian organization: charitable, philanthropic, public-spirited, socially concerned, welfare; rare eleemosynary.
noun
Mrs. Roosevelt would be most gratified to be remembered as a humanitarian: philanthropist, altruist, benefactor, patron, social reformer, good Samaritan; do-gooder; archaic philanthrope.
BTW eleemosynary as part of the definition means:
eleemosynary |ˌeləˈmäsəˌnerē, ˌelēə-|
adjective
of, relating to, or dependent on charity; charitable.
ORIGIN late 16th cent. (as a noun denoting a place where alms were distributed): from medieval Latin eleemosynarius, from late Latin eleemosyna ‘alms,’ from Greek eleēmosunē ‘compassion’ (see alms) .
Now that we’ve cleared that up!
Seems the Government Approved or religiously recognized Church of Scientology is taking a cue from its sponsor and redefining words.
Probably the reason why the Chairman of a nonexistent Board of Directors (unless multiple personalities qualify) was so insistent on having “glossaries” for all the new and “improved” books that had to be rewritten back in ’07 because they were allegedly edited by a bunch of “SPs” like MSH (by the way Mary Sue is one of the terminals listed on list 1 that a person who rock slams on would be considered an L1 Rock Slammer which I’m pretty sure COB RTC is) for example, was probably so his team of Winston Smiths could not only rewrite Scientology but the language in general.
Yes I remember watching that torturous video of that “event” sent to me before using it as a coaster and him saying something like you’ll never have to use a dictionary again.
And now I see why after reading the above definition or more accurately redefinition.
Please, please, I want to be a Tone 40 Humanitarian. I will give anything. How much and to whom? Is there a process for that? Maybe in the Super Duper Power?
Tone 40 Humanitarian: One who instantly empties his bank accounts, maxes out his credit lines and converts his assets for donation to, and upon demand by, the Church of Scientology, with no regard for his or his family’s or dyamics’ well-being.
Exactly. That’s where the Cult can dump their kid. Very convenient when there’s no money to educate them for some sort of useful work. And they get credit from the cult for this very negligence and hat dumping. So f***ked up.
Hey good news! Since everything is ideal in San Diego, you can now again donate to Starbucks for an ideal coffee without getting in ethics trouble! All Scientologists should move there. 😉
Yes become part of the Matrix now and you will be awarded a phallic like statue that delivers a coffee enema when you sit upon it and contemplate the emptiness of space stretching out into infinite space on all dynamics, real freedom is but a debit away!
The main outpoint: This assumes that “everyone knows” that THE way to help every person in their area go free is to donate money to ideal orgs.
Either that or join staff or something like that.
It “goes without saying” that a new building and a renovated org will help every person in the area go free and build a new civilization. Just don’t look at the fact that this is not happening with other orgs that have already gotten their newly renovated building.
The “Tone 40” part also implies, “Don’t think about it, just do it”, meaning, “Don’t contemplate the outpoints in this advertisement”.
Also, nice cultish redefinition of the word “humanitarian”. Compare this meaning to the meanings given in multiple dictionaries and see if the meaning given in the above ad is the same concept as any of them.
Yeah, right..the whole dynamics but wat…you will be made wrong if you voiced not having enough money to donate because you need to think about your kids, family and other dynamic matters.
How do you dare to think that? The only important thing is to give all you have to the group, anything else is unacceptable,…
We Will DEFINE YOUR LIFE!
bank·rupt·cy
/ˈbaNGkˌrəp(t)sē/
Noun
1. The state of being bankrupt: “many companies were facing bankruptcy”; “bankruptcy proceedings”.
2. The state of being completely lacking in a particular quality or value: “the moral bankruptcy of terrorism”.
Synonyms
failure – insolvency – smash
3. The state of being in a cult, spending a lot of time sitting at the Kool Aide stand while Demented Morons circle the bar panhandling for your last remaining coinage.
OMG How about following policy ,were is it written ,what the hell is he talking about new civilisation ,I wish I can post Debbie cooks e mail ,Debbie talks about this stupid ,thoughtless ideas ,off policy ,malarkey .
T says
I see what DM really means in this poster……
“Who cares about the well being of all dynamics?”
Sneaky little guy, DM is. He gets in there what his true intentions are.
Indie8Million says
Christ on a crutch. San Diego again? You mean the same San Diego org that pissed Paul Haggis off enough to make him finally leave? You mean the same San Diego where I and a number of others submitted copious evidence to get a real SP declared but they wouldn’t because she had so much money? Oh, they put a non-enturb on the woman to make some people shut up but, when she enturbulated someone the day after, no way did they declare her. Just sent her to another org for higher level auditing/training and got the FSMC off her.
[Sounds real humanitarian to me – not.]
Cece says
Just stick parentheses in to get the correct order of importance here:
“Humanitarian Noun: A person who is Tone 40 about helping every person in their area go free, (who cares about the well being of all dynamics) and who leads the way in the creation of a New Civilization.”
Formost says
Tone 3.5 Egalitarian here, recently up from Tone 3.0 Utilitarian, although I remain a 2.6 Vegetarian.
OT Friend says
Here’s one way to be Tone 40 – Reg Yourself!
[OTC-Mail] Reg Yourself!
Dear Pasadena Friends,
1. Consider deciding to help Valley join the ranks of LA’s Ideal Orgs on July 27th.
2. Push your own purpose. Make it real for you that you want to do this.
3. Reg yourself.
Your esteemed presence and your donation of $100 per person and $150 per couple is more meaningful than you might realize.
4. Sign up today by clicking the link below.
Thanks and see you there!
ML,
Pete and Annie Sokoloff
Formost says
Yes, the “Professional Solo Registration & Donation Course” GAT, Phase 2.2. I see it now. There must be some LRH Telex around or psychic line to his Sector 9 spaceship.
Jonsty says
this is beyond creepy. When people get this delusional and insane, I really do start to wonder if a “Jonestown” moment can occur. I mean, just confronting the “elephant in the room,” this is true nuttiness…a huge dramo of “we are the only way, and as such, we are the only thing that matters.”
Scnethics says
Agreed. Read literally, this piece says to spread your blood all over San Diego.
Fast Driver says
Forgot to ask: will you write a book too?
Fast Driver says
Hi Mike,
Do you think COB will blow soon? And if yes, where do you think he will hide?
Robin says
Humanitarian defined in an actual dictionary is:
humanitarian
adjective
1 a humanitarian act: compassionate, humane; unselfish, altruistic, generous, magnanimous, benevolent, merciful, kind, sympathetic. ANTONYMS selfish.
2 a humanitarian organization: charitable, philanthropic, public-spirited, socially concerned, welfare; rare eleemosynary.
noun
Mrs. Roosevelt would be most gratified to be remembered as a humanitarian: philanthropist, altruist, benefactor, patron, social reformer, good Samaritan; do-gooder; archaic philanthrope.
BTW eleemosynary as part of the definition means:
eleemosynary |ˌeləˈmäsəˌnerē, ˌelēə-|
adjective
of, relating to, or dependent on charity; charitable.
ORIGIN late 16th cent. (as a noun denoting a place where alms were distributed): from medieval Latin eleemosynarius, from late Latin eleemosyna ‘alms,’ from Greek eleēmosunē ‘compassion’ (see alms) .
Now that we’ve cleared that up!
Seems the Government Approved or religiously recognized Church of Scientology is taking a cue from its sponsor and redefining words.
Probably the reason why the Chairman of a nonexistent Board of Directors (unless multiple personalities qualify) was so insistent on having “glossaries” for all the new and “improved” books that had to be rewritten back in ’07 because they were allegedly edited by a bunch of “SPs” like MSH (by the way Mary Sue is one of the terminals listed on list 1 that a person who rock slams on would be considered an L1 Rock Slammer which I’m pretty sure COB RTC is) for example, was probably so his team of Winston Smiths could not only rewrite Scientology but the language in general.
Yes I remember watching that torturous video of that “event” sent to me before using it as a coaster and him saying something like you’ll never have to use a dictionary again.
And now I see why after reading the above definition or more accurately redefinition.
Simple Thetan says
Please, please, I want to be a Tone 40 Humanitarian. I will give anything. How much and to whom? Is there a process for that? Maybe in the Super Duper Power?
Thetalibre says
Do not forget to donate or you are all crappy people… OK!
From the Landlord UK
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Natalie says
“It’s in your blood. Unleash it on your city.” That just sounds creepy.
SadStateOfAffairs says
Tone 40 Humanitarian: One who instantly empties his bank accounts, maxes out his credit lines and converts his assets for donation to, and upon demand by, the Church of Scientology, with no regard for his or his family’s or dyamics’ well-being.
cre8tivewmn says
No problem, your kids don’t need a college fund, they can join the sea org!
Aquamarine says
Exactly. That’s where the Cult can dump their kid. Very convenient when there’s no money to educate them for some sort of useful work. And they get credit from the cult for this very negligence and hat dumping. So f***ked up.
sets guy says
Hey good news! Since everything is ideal in San Diego, you can now again donate to Starbucks for an ideal coffee without getting in ethics trouble! All Scientologists should move there. 😉
Cooper Kessel says
Mike,
No one even remotely connected with God is writing that copy!
The cult continues to get stranger and stranger. Thanks for showing us how.
Jeff says
My “IdealLife”… Being done and as far away from The Church of $cienfraudery as possible.
Mike Eldredge says
grounding rod sold seperatly
Mike Eldredge says
Yes become part of the Matrix now and you will be awarded a phallic like statue that delivers a coffee enema when you sit upon it and contemplate the emptiness of space stretching out into infinite space on all dynamics, real freedom is but a debit away!
Dave Fagen says
The main outpoint: This assumes that “everyone knows” that THE way to help every person in their area go free is to donate money to ideal orgs.
Either that or join staff or something like that.
It “goes without saying” that a new building and a renovated org will help every person in the area go free and build a new civilization. Just don’t look at the fact that this is not happening with other orgs that have already gotten their newly renovated building.
The “Tone 40” part also implies, “Don’t think about it, just do it”, meaning, “Don’t contemplate the outpoints in this advertisement”.
Also, nice cultish redefinition of the word “humanitarian”. Compare this meaning to the meanings given in multiple dictionaries and see if the meaning given in the above ad is the same concept as any of them.
Silvia says
Yeah, right..the whole dynamics but wat…you will be made wrong if you voiced not having enough money to donate because you need to think about your kids, family and other dynamic matters.
How do you dare to think that? The only important thing is to give all you have to the group, anything else is unacceptable,…
Roy Macgregor says
We Will DEFINE YOUR LIFE!
bank·rupt·cy
/ˈbaNGkˌrəp(t)sē/
Noun
1. The state of being bankrupt: “many companies were facing bankruptcy”; “bankruptcy proceedings”.
2. The state of being completely lacking in a particular quality or value: “the moral bankruptcy of terrorism”.
Synonyms
failure – insolvency – smash
Cooper Kessel says
3. The state of being in a cult, spending a lot of time sitting at the Kool Aide stand while Demented Morons circle the bar panhandling for your last remaining coinage.
Martin Padfield says
From the dictionary of Sherman-babble?
Love the bottom left hand corner: “Ideal Everything”. Maybe I’m an Ideal SP.
Rory Medford says
DM the TONE 40 Humanitarian, of course!
Eric Alexandrou says
My mind is trying think about what the above means,I don’t get the seance of it,I’m stuck for words .
Eric Alexandrou says
OMG How about following policy ,were is it written ,what the hell is he talking about new civilisation ,I wish I can post Debbie cooks e mail ,Debbie talks about this stupid ,thoughtless ideas ,off policy ,malarkey .
Joe Pendleton says
Bottom left hand, right below San Diego – “Ideal everything” – ????? – Ideal EVERYTHING???
I’m about to go out in a few minutes for my ideal breakfast burrito ….. well, it might not be “ideal”, but it’s damn good!
Ethics officer: “Are your actions on that dynamic IDEAL?”
John Doe says
Ideal Breakfast Burrito! Mmmm, what’s that go for, about $250.00, right? At least I get breakfast!