Things are really heating up trying to force everyone, especially Field Auditors, onto the GAG II line up.
A number of reports have come in about methods being used, and a survey has been sent out to I HELP members.
The ASHO Qual Sec has been threatening Field auditors that if they don’t complete the GAG II Student Hat soon they will cancel their Qual OKs to audit. Apparently ASHO has been underwhelmed with the rush of students on course. They can’t cancel certs but someone came up with the bright idea to cancel Qual OKs.
But most interesting is this new survey, purporting to be about planning for the profession of field auditing as a profession. (Their ability to communicate just isn’t improving in spite of the GAG Student Hat). If you buy that, I have some great Florida real estate to sell you… (Or at least a spare-no-expense palace hall that needs to be built).
From: I HELP INTERNATIONAL <help@ihelp.org>
> To:
> Sent:
> Subject: URGENT – PLEASE REPLY
Dear Xxxx,
I know you are very busy as an I HELP field auditor with your attention on wrapping up any high crimes or getting the next Golden Age of Tech Phase II course done or even getting the next pc in session. I’m aware of that! However, I want to put your attention on the future for a little while. We are presently doing some planning for the profession of field auditing as a profession.
In order to do that, I need your intense cooperation for a day or so. Specifically I need some very detailed data about you and your field practice. We are collecting this data from every single field auditor and from this we will get an exact picture of what our present time scene is. And that is the product of this action – a very detailed and precise picture of the PT scene of your practice as well as every other field practice we have. Once we have this overall global picture we will plan for the next step. Does that sound exciting? Well, it is!
But I need your help as you are the key to all of this. Below is a special questionnaire asking for a lot of data which for the most part we have never asked you for before.
If you are part of a field group, then send any data to your Group I/C so he can put it all together for the whole group.
If you happen to work for different field groups (for example, you C/S for different field auditors or groups) you are to submit your own replies with your own data.
If you only deliver free services to friends or family and do not charge anything to anyone at any time, then you are not the person to do this questionnaire.
Only fill this out if you charge for services and this means any kind of service you deliver for a fee.
We need your answers within a maximum of 48 hours. Yes, we need it this fast. That’s how important this is!
When you get the data to us within 48 hours you will receive a special commendation from your I HELP office. If you are fast enough to get it to us within 24 hours, you will get a very special commendation plus a special additional acknowledgment for that extra effort.
You can send the data in an Excel grid we are attaching to this email. Send the data to your local I HELP office but ALSO send it to I HELP Int at help@ihelp.org.
Here we go!
1. List all the names of everyone in your practice with their case and training levels (tech and admin), what their schedule is on post, what their post is. Specify if they are pre – GAT II trained or not.
2. What is the schedule of your field practice? What days of the week and what hours are you open?
3. List all of the services your practice delivers and give the price in your currency of each service.
4. Are you or any of your group members in training in an org? If so, please list out in what org, on what service and at whose expense.
5. Send copies of any waivers and sign-up forms you are using to sign-up your public. If you aren’t using any waivers, say so. Please scan or take good photos of the waivers and sign-up forms.
6. Photos of the premises where you and/or your group deliver your services. Even if you travel to the homes of pc’s, still take the needed photos listed here. When taking pictures of your spaces, documents, etc. DO NOT USE PHONES! We do need a good enough quality (High Definition) that phones just do not have (even though some say they do, they just don’t look good enough). Also, it’s not very professional either and we do want to portray you nicely. Use a digital camera and send us photos you would be proud of. Send photos of exterior and interior spaces, labeling each, and include any signage you use and any visible use of the trademarks of Dianetics and Scientology. This includes signs on the walls or door with a Scientology symbol, etc.
7. Send a floor plan and a summary of data on your facilities. This would include how big are your premises (sq. ft. or sq. mts.), the location of your premises in your city on a map (use internet maps if you want) , is it owned or rented, indicate if you have and use an audio-visual system to enlighten your public with, giving the specifications of it, how many auditing rooms do you have, if you have a sauna, how many people fit in it, if you have course rooms, how many do you have and how many people fit in each one, etc..
8. Send a copy of any corporate papers you have, any letterhead. If possible, please supply in English or at least translate the key text.
9. Send us a copy of your I HELP license (scan or photo). If you do not have a copy, just tell us.
10. Tell us what are the key stats you report and what are the average weekly values of those stats over the last year.
11. If you have any backlogged tithes, tell us how much in your currency and since when are they backlogged.
The following two question I do not want you to answer over the email. Please call into your local I HELP office and answer them over the phone so they can relay the information to us. If you cannot reach your local I HELP office, then email us at I HELP Int with your phone number and we will call you as soon as possible to get the data.
12. Please tell us the solvency data of your group/practice. That means how much cash do you have in the bank, how many bills do you have to be paid, any creditor situations, if you use a company bank account or a personal bank account of the Group I/C or another member?
13. Do you have any legal liabilities, any unhandled refund/repayment requests, etc. Please give all the details.
Thank you so much for replying fast!
Sincerely,
AUDITOR ACTIVATION CHIEF
I HELP INTERNATIONAL
You know why they don’t want the last two answers by email…. Too incriminating. Amazing how they put THIS in writing, that they don’t want it in writing.
“Please send us the following information from your professional practice: client lists, rate charts, bank account nos. and safety deposit box numbers and keys. We are requesting this information from all field auditors except the ones that don’t make much money. Keep in mind that the church is a religion when you send back the information requested. Accordingly, in your return correspondence, do not describe your professional practice as a ‘professional practice’ and do not use the term ‘rate chart’ when providing your ‘rate chart.’ Lastly, please provide the best times in the coming week to raid your office so that we may seize all of your assets for trademark and copyright infringement. Please consent to this raid by signing below. “
To Steve Carlton, God for you and your family 🙂
Auditor Activation Chief — just ponder that appellation for a second…
I was struck with the notion that even this is totally made up. There is no such person, never has been. Just some bobble-headed doll on a desk somewhere with a brass plate reading Auditor Activation Chief.
It’s all make believe. DM and his little scribes crafting a world that slowly, inexorably is eating itself alive.
One piece of inanity begetting another, until nothing actually has any meaning or requires any. Emails with sentences that lead nowhere and remind us of nothing. Grammar used or misused to punctuate a non-point or a nothingness masquerading as an idea.
Lately, I’ve been wondering why reading some of these emails was physically making me feel sick. I understand it now. It’s intended disorientation. Conveying a sense of importance and relevance when none actually exists. Mixing in equal parts of misplaced theta and partial truths with lies and deception to concoct a mixture that sort of resembles a thing called Scientology. That sort of reminds us of what it was supposed to do once.
ARGH!! This stuff is so universally sleazy as to be labeled Toxic Waste. Off with their heads!
Odd
And while you’re at it, Imperial fiddlesticks!
Easy on the extraordinary language there, old chap!…tut,tut.
The I “Help” thugs are at it again.
But that’s OK.
More and more field auditors are coming to realize that they can still audit and train people using Dianetics and Scientology Tech, i.e., practice their religion without the permission of these misguided people, most of whom have little personal interest or experience in actually helping individual people to improve their lives. And that happens to be the name of this game.
Well done auditing hours and auditors made in the independent field is going up while I”Help” stats are going down.
So, note to bullies….. TAKE A HIKE. Your day is over.
As Ron once said , “Let the smug and pompous ride their toboggan to nowhere.”
(From his essay prophetically entitle , “Times Must Change”.)
Auditor Activation Chief – More like Auditor De-Activation Chief! It’s all about control and being under the master’s thumb.
The IRS should take note:
“Only fill this out if you charge for services and this means any kind of service you deliver for a fee.” and “List all of the services your practice delivers and give the price in your currency of each service.”
In the whole vast universe, it is only the IRS that dumbly swallows that Scientology fees for services are “donations.”
OMG. I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD the whole time I was reading that survey!!!!
Man, if I would have known that it was going to be THAT funny, I would have opened that email! Bwahahahaha!
“Report all this so that we know EXACTLY how much we need to steal from you and what students and PCs we need to steal back from you.” No shame, no shame.
This is horrible. Intrusive and over the top aggressive. How are they going to take photos of their clients’ [note: appropriate apostrophe] premises in 48 hours.
Also worth noting: “If you only deliver free services to friends or family and do not charge anything to anyone at any time, then you are not the person to do this questionnaire.”
What a racket this cadre of overseers run!
RE: GAT II – What I don’t get is the members that were paying for GAT I and receiving GAT I all the while David Miscavige knew it would have to be re-done. They don’t say anything or complain that they were sold “defective tech” and the leader knew it but let it happen anyway.
Do any of the members still in have any analyzer left? This is crazy and criminal!
It is like Ford selling a defective car, knowing it is defective and selling the car anyway. “Fixing the defects and releasing them” but not offering any credit or refund because everyone is responsible.
This is fraud and I can’t wait until scientology gets sued for this!
Don’t hold your breath for anyone suing over this. Christians arent going to get far suing the church for God not answering their prayers. This is a virtually impossible case to make. “They promised to give me eternity/superpowers/happiness or whatever and they didn’t deliver.”
Mike ….. God ALWAYS answers prayers if a person prays with a true heart …. BUT …. the catch? …. not always the way a person wants. A loophole? Ha. Well …. in the religion game you pays your money and you takes your chances.
Christians don’t promise that they will get God to answer your prayers, though.
Scientology on the other hand enters an arguable contract with money taken in exchange for services leading to specific states of ability.
If I ran a business where I said that for $10,000 I would run you through processes that would let you see in the ultraviolet range, and I of course failed to deliver that, then I could be sued.
Scientology squirms off the hook it richly deserves to be reeled in on by claiming status as a religion, and then watering down its claims.
Scientology has never shown that it made a single Book One Clear or a single OT VIII by the original definition. The states are now watered down — way down — from what they originally were. And they were watered down, I believe, so that no one can sue because the supposed end phenomena are subjective and impossible to objectively confirm.
Another thing Scientology does to protect itself from suits is the success story. Yes, these are in part to keep the throng enthralled at the latest blown away story. But it is also something to wave in front of a future ex-Scientologist when you say, “Look — you yourself attested to these abilities! How can you say we did not deliver?”
I’m chuckling at picturing a court where Scientology attorneys cross-examine the plaintiff, challenging along these lines: “You say you do not have super powers. Yet you attested to completing that level. Were you lying then, or are you lying now? And prove to the court that you do not have those super powers this very moment!”
Hmm. You might be able to demonstrate that you did achieve OT powers. But how could you prove you did not?
So I agree with Mike. You probably can’t sue Scientology very easily for fraud on some aspects (like auditing results), though you can on others (like fraudulent fundraising and use of donations) — not because Scientology is not fraudulent, but because it is cleverly and very knowingly constructed with careful dodges of responsibility behind a facade of religion to protect itself from exposure and prosecution.
And that’s why since there was never an OT VIII as originally defined, why you have New OT VIII with a vacuous and unverifiable end result. The original OT VIII ability was complete cause over matter, energy, space, time, life, and thought both objective(ly) and subjective(ly) — that could have been tested and verified. The old OT VIII was a god-like state. The New OT VIII was downgraded to be the “first” OT state with some outcomes like getting past your “Whole Track” amnesia and getting to the truth of your existence — with some vague assertion that your native abilities would start to resurge.
Going back to Idle Morgue’s vehicle analogy: It’s like Scientology started off promising a Mercedes that could fly to the moon — all yours when you complete the processes which would someday be released. The Church, recognizing that the Flying Mercedes level would indeed have to be released to keep the gasping crowd motivated to donate, they downgraded the outcome. Instead of flying to the moon, yow you get the New Mercedes Experience — fifteen minutes in a simulator and be damn happy you got that.
For over 60 years, Scientology’s claims have been slowly whittled down from the incredible (literally, unbelievable), wild, and grandiose claims made by Hubbard in the 1950s and 1960s to more and more material claims. The spiritual claims having been falsified for those who are not true believers. The Church has lost its allure and momentum as a religion. Having lost its spiritual “ace in the hole” that it had a true route to OT states, it is now reduced to material acquisition of real estate.
As others have commented, the hoped for outcomes of Scientology have now been traded for having the mere appearance of success.
“Scientology on the other hand enters an arguable contract with money taken in exchange for services leading to specific states of ability.”
FOTF2012, the Church hasn’t done that in many DECADES. The legal waiver that a PC has had to sign before auditing (since the late 70’s at least) says the opposite…
No case there to be had in court.
If someone sent me this out of the blue, and gave me 48 hours to complete and return it I think the following thoughts would go through my mind:-
1. Are you nuts? Do you think I am sitting here twiddling my thumbs just waiting for you to give me work to do? You’re not even allowing for the fact that I might be on vacation somewhere.
2. Even if I had nothing else to do, it’s a totally unreasonable time-frame.
3. You haven’t actually told me WHY you need this data, and what you are going to be doing with it…
4. …which makes me extremely suspicious.
5. In fact I bet that if I go to all the trouble of completing this, that somehow it will ending up costing me more money.
5. If you lot are so clever and organised, why the hell would you suddenly need this data in such a hurry? Your bad planning is not my problem, and it makes me think this is going to be a total waste of time, since someone obviously just made this all up. It does not sound like a well thought through, well planned project, it sounds like someone’s bright idea on a Monday morning, which is forgotten about by Friday.
6. You say that this is for planning, and then talk about good photos so you can portray us nicely. WTF?
7. No, the next step does not sound exciting, the next step sounds like even more work if this is only the start.
8. “the profession of field auditing as a profession” – you want me to do all this work, and you can’t even bother to re-read your email to me?
9. So in short, after much deliberation, no. Go screw yourself. If you really need this stuff you will ask again.
PS,
I have tried to post using Internet Explorer and have come across a block by unknown source. This time I am using Google Chrome and there is no block. How far is Dear leader going trying to prevent internet communication? Obviously my ISP has been detected and it has been included in perhaps thousands of other ISP to be disrupted when key words pop up. Sounds like CIA.
Dear Alex
Most likely PI directing a private computer geek hired by a lawyer,hired by another lawyer, hired by CSI or other entity that’s a go between of D.M.
D.M. has a budget for this.
In addition to my previous post which has been blocked for an unkown reason, I just wanted to quote LRH’s page in saying: “A man in an insane environment can become insane”. Just trying to be nice to the Koolaiders who support INSANE David Miscavige.
One of the key indicators on how “brain dead” Scientologists have agreed to become is this thing about having to re-do the Student Hat again and again. You’ve had the idea about misunderstood words preached to you literally THOUSANDS of times by LRH and by supes over the years …. and you freaking STILL don’t understand the meaning of the word “attest”??????? Are you even AWARE in present time that you have attested to understanding all the materials in the Student Hat, having NO misunderstood words in it and that you can fully APPLY the data? And you’ve attested to that probably a number of times?
It’s the first two “obstacles”, then the three “barriers”. Do you STILL not have it? It ain’t rocket science. Do you need ANOTHER purify before can actually duplicate and understand ANYTHING? (and another purif … and another purif ..). I am simply stunned by the level of unawareness that Scientologists have on agreeing to the conclusion that they actually understood NOTHING in all the training they have attested to (didn’t get the study stuff, STILL can’t operate an E-meter, really can’t run processes without new drills, etc etc etc).
At least on the last GAT, as a BC student, all I had to do was the refresher (the new drills) and I got that for free. Uhm … methinks that offer ain’t gonna fly THIS time.
I love how everything is always URGENT!
“I know you are very busy as an I HELP field auditor with your attention on wrapping up any high crimes or getting the next Golden Age of Tech Phase II course done or even getting the next pc in session. I’m aware of that! However, I want to put your attention on the future for a little while.”
My first reaction to this first paragraph was that it had a make wrong antagonistic tone to it. What’s with the “I’m aware of that!”? and how about assuming the auditor this reaches is handling ‘high crimes’ gees, what great ARC and the way to get compliance.
I suppose now they need pictures to make sure the location is up stat enough in case TC decides to pop in with a celebrity selectee.
This gets better by the day.
Wow, this is top of the line in terms of stupidity. It is David Miscavige’s OSA at it’s most desperate best to keep the few loyalists left in the bubble under control. What kind of Scientology auditor would put up with this kind of Gestapo kind of control? I would say that any auditor who is happy to agree with these orders and all the previous ones is not a Scientology auditor but just a David Miscavige minion trained on Reverse Scientology. And he/she is totally devoid of any ability to discern: in other words, totally fucking DIM. Being an old timer who saw the years of Scientology expansion 1968-1980 because auditors were auditors and were actually helping people better their lives, I find this current scene absolutely INSANE. Mind you, David Miscavige’s speciality is to turn the sane into insane, who’s is what he has been busy doing for the past at least 30 years. LRH said something about Contagion of Aberration, remember?
Alex, I concur with your great conclusions here. Constant vigilance and a willingness to fight back are the costs of freedom per LRH. Well any field auditor that accepts this new edict and plays the game is just too far gone and has stopped fighting back a long time ago and is just dust beneath the mill wheel. I don’t hold out hope as some do, that some “big being” will swoop down and take over the church and set everything right and we’ll “have our church back again.” That isn’t going to happen. Anyone with any backbone to them and any ability to perceive and confront evil has long since left the church. There is no remaining sycophant with the horse power to save the church or run it after DM steps down or is removed. If we want Scn to survive, it will be outside, in the Indie world, in the reformation of the church. Sometime things have to be torn down to make way for new, healthy growth.
+1 Cindy. This is exactly how I feel. We are jettisoned out into the world to create a new colony, a new community to further ourselves and our lives and preserve as much of the tech as possible.
We may, literally, be the only ones who can since little DM is asking all of the loyal Kool Aid drinkers to destroy their old books and tapes so that there is “only one, true Golden Age of Scientology.”
Yes Indie 8 Mill, I agree with your assessment of the situation. Since they are book burning LRH, we may be the actual Keepers of the Tech out here.
Yet another brilliant move by the wizards of genius, the Sea Org. This will hasten their demise. Thank you NAMELESS Auditor Activation Chief. We only need to sit back and watch (and eat popcorn) while you destroy your cult. Thank You !
Other than destroying what little field activity there is, I wonder what the point is? There’s no real money to be had. Heck, there never was a real sizable sole practitioner population in scientology. I guess just more destruction without real purpose by the “church”.
Hear that tap tap tap sound? That’s the sound of these new nails going into scientology’s coffin.
“3. List all of the services your practice delivers and give the price in your currency of each service.”
Price.
But it’s a religion, not a business….
Hey, I have been lurking! Was spinning like a top, till I found the ‘truth’! Thanks to all of you, my family and myself are OUT!!! 🙂
Congrats, Steve! May you and your family live the iife you were meant to live! Cheers!
Well Done and Welcome!
Welcome Steve – so happy to have you and your family out of that cult called Scientology!! Thanks for posting! People are leaving in droves! Hip Hip Hooray!
Welcome Steve, and VVVWD on taking the steps to get you and your family out together. I’m very happy for you. Please post your story on the blog as I’d love to read it and it will help so many UTR’s and fence sitters to read it. And don’t forget to sign the Indie 500 list! I hope you have a wonderful life outside in the sunlight now.
THANKS Cindy. I will help in any way I can. What I did, when the crack appeared ( done by people like yourself and others on Mikes Blog and others like it). Debbie Cooks email helped immensely too. Then I GAVE MYSELF permission to search on the internet for the “TRUTH” !! And as they say “THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!” These aren’t hollow words they really mean something. THANK GOD!!!!!!
So then I found about the “ROSY CROSS” and LRH’s connection to JACK PARSON’s. Then the CON was exposed in FULL. I’m FREE, I’m FREE, Thank God almighty I’m FREE!!! ( I still have relatives in so I have to be very cautious in going public yet! Because the techniques that will be used on me if I did by the (CHERCH???)
Steve, you are a good example because you gave yourself permission to look for the truth. I hope other people in the church will follow your example. In the words of Star Trek’s Dr. Spock: “live long and prosper!”
Did you ever get the feeling that it is like the scene from the Wizard of Oz, where the “little” guy behind the curtain running the whole show, telling them that they shouldn’t pay attention to the “little” man behind the curtain. Is a very good simile to the whole Cherch of Scientology thing? [INAPPROPRIATE NAME CALLING DELETED – Mod] The truth is coming out more and more everyday… do you think you could fool everybody??
It won’t be long and your Boss will want you and then it will be way toooooo late !! The clock is ticking little man!!
Oh, what a sad situation! I had spent a short time (long time ago) as I HELP I/C and this is shocking! You were supposed to let field auditors get on with field auditing and results, not getting them to submit a balance sheet to Corporate Scientology!
What this tells me is that Davie is working out how to:
a) Financially ‘audit’ every field auditor and every field group to determine how much they owe in back tithes.
b) Implement collection of these tithes by promising they will not audit if their Qual OK to Audit is ‘withdrawn’.
c) Snatch their premises by getting them to sign their building over to CSI so they can still stay licensed as an auditor and still able to audit.
d) Rape every cent out of their operating accounts and reserves – if they are insane enough to declare them!
e) Calculate possible refund lawsuits as a result of undelivered service.
f) Put field auditors and field groups out of existence.
Here’s another of Davie’s Wrong Whys in full bloom. It’s about the only commodity that is flourishing!
David Miscavige will collect photos, floor plans, etc.
to use against you to get a bigger piece of the pie.
If you don’t cooperate ( what you sent in) it’s all used in court
to hang you high. There will be 20 D.M lawyers and judge
wearing an IAS “We stand tall” T shirt, CCHR cowboy hat,
drinking Kool aid from a Sea Org Logo coffee mug.
Worst possible situation that D.M. played you like a harp.
Step back and watch, do not cooperate.
This is such BS. What to do with Field Auditors, how to take care of them, SERVICE them (Ahem!) keep them auditing and winning and making winning pcs has been in policy for a bazillion years. That policy stressed keeping them improving, succeeding, finishing pcs and sending them to the org or further up the Bridge, and making their living doing that.
Those policies did NOT stress shutting them down in any way. If you’ve got a permanent cert for your level there is no reason you should not audit unless you have out tech going, which the org is supposed to quickly HELP you with and get you back in the chair the same day, not shut you down or threaten you within an inch of your life.
Field auditors should be happy to come into the org and hang out, get their pcs attested, get their pcs onto training, and leave safely (ha!) with their pc to continue on with their program.
I know, it’s already been years and years since that was happening. I’ve seen it long ago–I’ve seen thriving field auditors and as an org staff member I’ve helped them do it. Anything else is BS BS BS.
It was years before this kind of pressure was brought to bear on field auditors after the release of GAT I. Why the rush for GATII? They’re already perfect.
Well, er, ya see, there’s perfect and then there’s really perfect. That’s why GAT 2 is so awesomely incredible. Can’t you see that?
I got this email today, from one of the local IHELP Reps in my area. It’s an abreviated version of the above.
The “survey” appears to be a contrivance to gather intelligence for future raids on field practices.
Unless someone is a real estate professional, anyone asking for floorplans, interior photos, layouts of interiors, etc. is, imo, planning to raid the premises. Maybe this is some deal where jackbooted GAG2 Police will show up and confiscate all certs, pre-GAG2 materials, Quantums,. dish out some beatings, etc. In other words, a good ol’ RTC purge of even the slightest CI in the field.
GAG2: The Golden Age of Ideal Fascism!
I can’t wait to see the letters that accompany all of the non-compliance reports.
“. Please tell us the solvency data of your group/practice. That means how much cash do you have in the bank”
IS THIS FOR REAL? Surrender up your Client’s details and your bank statements?
This is so fucking unreal it is FUNNY! HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE IN THE BANK … REPORT IMMEDIATE!
If this is not THE wake up call of all wake up calls to make the hair stand up on the back of the necks of the IHELP auditors, nothing is going to do it.
It’s none of you business how much money any field auditor has in their bank you fucking wildly stupid Ass Hole! Are you tripping? You have no right to subpoena bank accounts and address books. You get paid your commision to HELP, you know, as in IHELP ? Not to subpoena people”s records and bank accounts.
This is the WORST !
The latest witch hunt, get ready for the latest exodus.
The fucking finance police all over again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65nU9YIizPM
More extortion!
You guys in the Sea Org sure are making the environment calm and safe so tech can go in aren’t you? I am sure the Scientology Community in So. Africa feels so secure and destimulated now!
The field auditors must feel so calm and safe, so they can get in to route onto GATll. Thank you all for making such a safe and calm environment so Scientology can occur. I’m sure anyone wearing a t shirt that says “Scientology” on it will be moved up to the front of any line at Disney World this week end. You guys have done a fabulous job over the last 30 years.
Remember comrade!
Freedom Is Slavery!
Slavery Is Freedom!
You are fillink in survey now so we can settink you free!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!
Da? (!!!!)
Ven time she come yuz vil like da stanturd gagging, yah!
Interesting how the first line, which lists activities IHELP thinks the field auditor is doing, shows the priority is doing GAG II. Auditing is an afterthought or an unusual activity.
“I know you are very busy as an I HELP field auditor with your attention on wrapping up any high crimes or getting the next Golden Age of Tech Phase II course done or even getting the next pc in session.”
There it is in writing – the Auditor Activation Chief is promoting not just crimes, but high crimes! Can I get a witness?
Here!
Just out of interest to non-South Africans(and Saffers who havent spotted it yet!)……the word GAT in South Africa is the direct word in Afrikaans for Hole….and it also means Arsehole in its stronger applications… for eg:Bugger off man could be done like this..”Aaagh,jou gat man(Pronounced yo ggggaht mhaan … and man is pronounced ,mhaan)!!!”It also was ,at one time,a slang word for Gun as in …”I bought a gat (English g!!)from an ex bank robber today!”Just thought you may find this interesting is all…and since we are already having a dam good chuckle…(Yissus that was fokken swaar explaining that boet,sjoe!)
Ja well no fine ma broer!
HAHA! Thx Koola, interesting.
When is an 8-megapixel camera simply just NOT good enough for a professional looking photo?
When a teenager from iHelp Int SAYS SO, that’s when!!!
So go buy yourself a REAL camera! Then bend over and take it!
Snapshot of your ass is the new selfie.
Laughter!
When you have been away from the real world for so long you don’t realize there’s such a thing as a smart phone with an 8 megapixel camera.
“One Was Stubborn” by L. Ron Hubbard. Performed live at the Alex Theater Glendale, CA September 4, 2010.
Performed by R.F. Daley, John Mariano and Noelle North. Directed by R.F. Daley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8WeJD3OxyI
Here we go!
1. Bend Over
2. Bend Over
3. Bend Over
4. Bend Over
….and so on.
Kisses and Hugs,
IHelp
PS. Thanks
Laughter!
“I-HELP myself to your bank account” by David Miscavige.
Seriously, there are NO field auditor’s or field….and all of the bank accounts are drained.
Scientology IS dead guys. You all helped ‘as is’ it and the truth dispelled the lies and it has vanished. What only remains is a facade – a “set” on a stage to fool the members still in and trapped.
We just have to wait now for the money to be drained out of the dictator’s vaults. He will be forced to spend,spend, spend, – Now, Now Now – to keep up the charade. And that will cave him in for sure!
Just one, War Horse:
LR Who?
Dear IHELP Auditor Activation Chief,
Thank you for the comm. I’m too busy having fun reading Mike Rinder’s latest blog to bother with your stupid compliance report.
And, one other thing. You said, “13. Do you have any legal liabilities, any unhandled refund/repayment requests, etc. Please give all the details.”
I’ll make you a deal. When you disclose how many legal liabilities and unhandled refund/repayment requests you are hiding under your lawyer’s rug, I’ll tell you mine.
Oh by the way Auditor Activation Chief, I would prefer an SP declare to your commendation if it’s not too much trouble. ML, Disinfected
Too funny Les!
He’s doing a program target. I sense he realizes it is draconian and he is being almost apologetic. I think this will take alot longer than 48hrs.
The field auditors are busy wrapping up high crimes? What’s up with THAT?
Here’s what to read into that: “We’ve covertly changed hundreds of HCOBs…you know, the ones written by Ron..and you’ve got to now be able to run the altered processes flublessly or provide an endless flow of Cramming Income to Orgs.”
POT,
Note that they put “auditing” as the last item on the list of may be doing.
Gives you an idea of how highly they rate auditing compared to say doing some pointless GAT course or “High Crime” (BTW the way Robin the term “High Crime” comes from a policy saying that the Highest Crime in tech and qual is not star rating the actions that they are doing) a bunch of “revised” as in squirreled issues.
“It is no real concern of ours to try to hold the field versions standard… A militant org attitude to keep the field straight is silly. Let them flub as you are trying to control something you cannot.”
–LRH
HCO P/L 10 December 1969
Superior Service Image
OEC Vol 4, p. 124
Any questions?
Who’s this LRH guy?
😀
Please $cientology, carry on as you are. You are now making it easier for people to wake up than ever !! $cientoloy is officially the most effective anit-Scientology activist there is !!!
🙂
No worries guys – there are NO field auditor’s anywhere or any “field” for that matter. LOL
Scientology is DEAD! It is over!
THE DAVE IS OVER!!!
Scientology lives on.
The “church” is finished.
+1 on “Scientology lives on.” We cut out the cancer and kept the good tissue intact.
Obnoxious. Inappropriate. Unprofessional. Creepy. Typical.
Well said Madora P!
Drop your pants, spread your legs and bend over…
while I apply the rectifier.
To rectify the situation.
This is not as easy as it sounds.
Tell me about it.
…until you use tiny fists! 🙂
Anal the truth.
…while holding copper grounding rods :O
Take that biach!
Suuuuck!!!! (taken!) ppptoooo! sorry!
12. b. And be sure to include your bank account number and the automatic withdrawal authorization form.
Hahaha! perfect!
Aw! The commendation! That’s the clincher for me! They are so useful at your comm-ev! I better go do it right now. Straight after I buy some anal lubricant for the next part which is sure to come!
I know a wholesaler who can get you a discount on bulk purchases of Vaseline.
Will straight up and vertical do?
Are you talking about sex?
Does THE Pope eat bananas?
Dear Potpie,
We have discovered a cache of IDEAL
digital cameras in a warehouse just across
the isle from the fabulous new meters.
These cameras sell for $3000.
It works similar to the meter…you will
register it online for one year of use.
We will monitor all use of the camera
by using data obtained from your computer.
No it is not hacking Potpie….that is illegal.
You will be taking the most brilliant, fantastic,
photos anyone one this planet has ever seen.
So send us your credit card info (the one with the
most amount of unused credit) and we will get
your new IDEAL digital camera out to you right
away.
We Love You
IHELP
And as an added bonus – this new ideal camera is totally silent!
You left out the part where they will send you the form to see if you qualify to receive the ideal camera after they charge your credit card for the $3,000 for the ideal camera taken from the warehouse stockpile of 1.2 megapixel cameras those of use in the real world stopped using 10 years ago, because of course no existing smartphone could possibly live up to that!
After being out a while, I am astounded that this “auditor activation chief” feels completely comfortable asking for this shit.
Oooohh, and I get a “special commendation” for dropping every thing and answering up now now now.
What’s next, the Masturbation Interogatory?
It’s the new JRD (Jerkoff Rundown) being piloted at Int. Instant RPF assignments for those fondling their genitals. Only Dave’s allowed.
2FF! Laughter!
I have a question: Would you run your business on the principle articulated herein?
“And that is the product of this action – a very detailed and precise picture of the PT scene of your practice as well as every other field practice we have. Once we have this overall global picture we will plan for the next step.”
The so-called product is information gathering. The real product, the one that matters, is an unspecified “next step.” That is just nuts.
Old adage: “If you don’t know where ypu’re doing, all the roadmaps in the world can’t possibly help.”
I would say that this is the International Finance Police and the Mission Holder massacre of the early 80’s all over again.
It’s the “Tell us all so we can help you” cover story line and when you do it is used against you. Everyone who answers this questionnaire and provides the requested documentation will rue the day.
With Miscaviage, help IS betrayal.
MLT, you read my mind. I as just going to talk about the Mission Holder massacre and thought I should read the comments first. Man o man o man. I got to the part where they started asking for high quality digital photos and my skin started crawling. Then it got worse!!! Call us with your financial condition. Be sure not to email this information. Wow. Hey, Davey believes it worked in 1982, and I guess if you call the beginning of the end “working” it worked. Now he can hasten the end with this slaughter. I’m glad they are in a hurry to end it.
Right Val,
As Yogi said:
“It’s deja vu all over again.”
BTW, OSA will be getting its own new brand of astounding tech from the cob himself. It’s called simply GATT for Golden Age of Trash Talking.
Dear IHELP,
I forgot to ask….are there any
IDEAL digital cameras you recommend?
I do not own an IDEAL smartphone….so
stupid, I know.
Once I get your list of IDEAL digital cameras,
I will at once go spend a few hundred dollars
on one. No way will I send in a photo that is
not the very best ever photo anyone on this
planet has ever seen.
While your at it, please send a list of IDEAL
smartphones too…..what? Oh you don’t know
of any phone that can go onto the internet as
IDEAL? Oh okay….I didn’t know smartphones
were entheta….I learn something every day from
you guys….wow!
I will await the list of IDEAL digital cameras
with much anticipation. By the way will I got
some sort of commendation for buying one?
Much Love
Potpie
From: RTC Rep
To: Mr. Potpie
Thank you for your comm. To clarify re smartphones, they are basically entheta as they are connected to the Internet. I would suggest using a land line.
ML,
A.H.
“How much cash do you have in the bank?” You knew THAT was coming.
My favorite question here – “Does that sound exciting?” Yeah .. like three root canals next week.
And THESE are the people who continually post stuff on facebook extolling Ron Paul because he is so much against “government” interferring in individuals’ lives. Uhm…. yeah … that’s a value you prize highly!
I repeat … if you are idiot enough and caved in enough to be in this group, you deserve every stick that the CoS is shoving up your ass. When you stop bending over, the process will be over.
And you’ll definitely be walking a lot straighter. Straight out the door.
Joe, from your comment re Ron Paul, I’m then assuming you wish to continue the current government which has, and is continuing to, interfere in absolutely every area of your life? Of course, the other side of the aisle never does that. ROFL
thegman ….. I’m just commenting on people who continually promote one set of values while living and supporting the complete opposite. “I believe in the Declaration and the Constitution …… but …… I will actually LIVE the Soviet Union … and work to destroy the dynamics of anyone who speaks up for their truth”.
Right on JP,
I see a whole new wave of people leaning out the window and yelling “WE WON’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE”!!!
Greta
They are desperate.
This wil give them another stat for MV of increased square footage od delivery space and the number of “auditors made”
If anyone still in reading this has an IQ over 3 RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
Dear IHELP & David Miscavige,
I will be more than happy to answer
all your questions. But first you have
provide answers to questions 12 & 13
to me…..for IHELP, Each Ideal Org, Flag,
IAS and all other upper management groups.
Once I have this information I will then do
exactly the opposite so as to have a thriving
field practice that only IHELP can be proud
of.
I will be waiting for your reply.
Much Love
Potpie
From Darth McScavenger: Potpie, I find your lack of faith disturbing.
The force is weak in this one, Obie-Wan MJ. Is the Hole still open for business?
The dark side is thriving Old Surfer Dude. Join us.
In OEC Vol V there is a policy that mentions the field is a PR area and you never go at it in a militant way, far less with harsh ethics.
But as they seem to do everything contrary to even common sense and, as per the e mail, they go about it in panic asking all types of invasive questions, I am afraid they will end loosing more that they already have. I bet you there are more ‘independent auditors’ global-wise than the ones left with I Help.
But evident is the panic within that message, too bad and definitely too late to remedy some matters.
This is a staggering document. As Mike says, that they put it in writing is delightfully stupid!
That’s exactly what I thought, Just Me. It is stunning that they put this sort of thing out there. I would be so pissed if I received this as a field auditor. Asking for their bank balances!!! All the names of their PCs. And once all this info is submitted by the stupid few who will comply, they will be told to go to their nearest org and attest on the metre that they have told the whole truth!
I think that some of the better pics will find their way into DM’s presentation of lies at the next event, but I think they are planning to take over the mismanagement of the field auditors as the orgs are just not doing it.
Another step in the right direction Davey….keep going…
It sounds like they’re gathering information for DM to announce at an event. Doesn’t he go through a lot of this crap at every event, sort of?
And they LOVE showing images of letters on letterhead at events.
Yes, you are probably correct about this. And yes, this same sort of thing goes on before every event. Insane scrambles to try to scrape together anything faintly usable to show at events. They will get some shots of a few field auditors and show them to “prove” that its “massive expansion unlike anything ever seen before” with NO specifics other than photos of two or three that they put together and a “montage” of other shots of people that cannot be identified. And if they get nothing out of this, then it won’t be mentioned at all and nobody will be the wiser. Meanwhile, they have a ton of information to use to squeeze the field auditors harder for GAG II and Warehouse 8 sales and back tithes and more CONTROL.
Dave looks like he’s doing a life continuum for Midas. He’ll eventually have a very golden future indeed.
About 10 years ago, Scientology took down the incredibly outdated and meaningless ihelp.org website. There is no website that represents the activity of field auditing, just as David Miscavige would want, since he has been merciless eradicating the profession.
Scientology has a fancy-schmancy company building all new websites for every scientology entitiy. All the Class V orgs world wide are getting exactly identical websites which allow absolutely no input from the local area – another very typical David Miscavige move.
So I would guess that the website building people want to create a nice website for IHELP and want to feature different (preferably solvent) field auditors.
This information can also be be used to trick Scientologists into believing that the subject of field auditing still exists. Well it does, but only in places like Clearwater where field auditors thrive off the sons and daughters and cousins of local Scienos.
I am seeing a segment at Maiden Voyage where David Miscavige raves on about the “rocketing stats” in the field auditoring sector and shows photos of 8 or 10 different field auditors – all of whom only audit a few hours a year. He will truthfully announce that “this is the result of GAT I and GATTWO” – and just a few people will realize he is talking about the total destruction of the field auditing network that used to exist 20 years ago.
I am however totally excited about the assholes that work at IHELP getting the survey results. Imagine the shock and horror the IDONTHELP people will get when they see the results of decades of suppression. Places open from 10am-12am Sundays only and which have 1 auditor, trained on book one only. Lots of stuff like that. The only full time trained auditors will live close to big orgs. Everyone else will be gone- closed up shop years ago.
And you just know that any remaining field auditors who answer honestly are going to get hit with some kind of fine for overdue tithes or get their qual OKs to audit pulled.
Heaven help anyone who actually still does have a large and financially successful practice. You are about to feel the Wrath of Miscavige. PC folder inspections, pcs being taken away from you, fines, retrain orders, crams etc, etc, etc.
This is like watching lemmings taking a joyful and vigorous sprint for the cliff. The lemmings at the back are saying ” no, no – it’s fine. The guys at the very front are the bad guys, we are better off without them. Keep pushing!”
Roy — excellent comment and insight as usual.
Interestingly, Miscavige has hired the “top experts” from Silicon Valley to “improve our internet presence.” One guy was brought to Int and feted by Miscavige, even flown to the UK for the IAS event. He was the “Flavor of the month” for a while and the “great white hope.”
But the problem is that any internet “expert” is vainly trying to gild a turd. No internet expert is going to make the American Nazi Party look good and be accepted in the mainstream. He keeps trying to solve the wrong problem, as to solve the real problem would mean HE would have to change and many of the things that he asserts are so important (disconnection, the IAS, abuse of underlings, fair game activities) would have to stop.
Instead of addressing the real problem, he tries to buy his way out with “experts” who gladly take his money to come up with Rube Goldberg “solutions” to the wrong problem.
Both you and Roy nailed it. Plus, you’re both funny as hell.
Isn’t it interesting how the people in OSA and Dave reading this blog are given such sane advice on handling the ACTUAL problem(s) in the church (probably too late), and yet steps never seem to be taken in the right direction. It truly says a lot about his mental faculties.
OMG that would be a great story line on “Silicon Valley.”
“trying to guild a turd” made me snort-laugh.
Thanks Marta. Also made me notice that I had a typo. That should be “gild” — I corrected it as I wouldn’t want to be accused of making fun of the OTC grammarians and punctuation busters when I don’t do any better myself 🙂
Mike,
So true.
I remember they called in their man Sky to improve their web image.
You know Sky the dude who’s now with the warm and fuzzy Carlyle Group doing some internet banking thang.
Think BCCI on line.
Anyway.
Didn’t work.
No surprise.
Like you say gilding a turd 😉
Or putting lipstick on a pig or any other cute metaphor.
BTW Roy.
I think you’re spot on with your assessment.
Expect to see the Mission Holders Conference redux. This time the supporting roles played by Field Auditors with accusations of cannibalizing their public and allegedly cutting the org’s reach etc. etc., verbal declares and Count Reynolds resurrected from whatever coffin he happens to live in during daylight to demand a costly audit of auditors.
What’s next, Scientology – The Movie?
What’s next MJ? A whole new generation of “Scientology? What’s that?”
I hope that day comes soon. It was so much easier to talk about when nobody new what the hell it was.
I remember in 1978, people would ask, “Do you mean Psycho-Cybernetics”? No wonder there was huge expansion through the 70s. DM wasn’t on post yet and so the field was safe to talk to.
We are building a new colony. Let’s hope for the best.
Mike, you and Roy have nailed it! They’ll publish some of the field auditors and spaces for the new IHelp web site being constructed, and as usual DM will take credit for any successes. And as for what they will do to field auditors who don’t comply, just ask Trey Lotz. Read his story on Steve Hall’s site for details. Trey was too successful, had a thriving field practice, and thus was a threat to the org and was unwanted competition to the org. So they came in unannounced and took pc folders, certs off the wall, closed him down in a heavy handed dramatic Nazi or Mafia way. Trey continues to audit in the Indie field now and is flourishing and prospering even more. He said he loves all the things Davie does because it drives pcs over to him and he audits them standardly, for less money, and gives them tremendous wins and case gain and movement up their Bridges finally!
(Trey, you can slip me a ten spot for my advertisement next time I see you!) (kidding!)
Cindy – nice to know about Trey. I remember him on the BC.
Maybe I’ll look him up one day if I ever decide to get auditing again.
+ 1
This is an amazing email. It gives a pretty good indication of the level of desperation out there in the field (or what’s left of it). It also happens to align nicely with some of the comments that myself and others made a couple of months ago on John P. Capitalist’s blog (A Work in Progress: Predictions for Scientology in 2014).
http://www.johnpcapitalist.com/2013/12/work-in-progress-predictions-for-scientology-in-2014/
Aside from digging into one’s financial situation, it just seems odd that someone would be interested in floor plans and photos of the delivery facilities including visible trademarks of dianetics and scientology. Is there going to be a push to make all field practices “Ideal”?
Maybe it’s just me, but who ever wrote this email seems to be coming from a high school level of experience. It certainly wasn’t written by a seasoned veteran or old timer. I bet they are being overwhelmed by the responses flooding in to make the 48 hour deadline. With the thousands of thriving field practices all over the world, they should have made a more realistic deadline of at least 2 weeks. Now they have this HUGE Hill 10, All Hands situation to handle.
It’s now a Hill 10 x 10.
It’s Everest…
on steroids.
Those money hungry bastards!!! Disgusting just disgusting. You can smell what they are looking for a mile away. They must think these people are just stupid.
I guess since Easter just passed, DM got inspired and started thinking about resurrection. Even Jesus couldn’t revive this dead church.
For a minute there, I thought that you meant that little davie was on an Easter Egg Hunt.
No, just another witch hunt for the warlock hisself.
Laughter! The warlock! The right item! He is a little warlock! Oh thank you SOOO much.
Full Definition of WARLOCK
1
: a man practicing the black arts : sorcerer — compare witch
2
: conjurer
Full Definition of CONJURER
One that performs feats of sleight of hand and illusion : magician, juggler
Origin of WARLOCK
Middle English warloghe, from Old English wǣrloga one that breaks faith, the Devil, from wǣr faith, troth + -loga (from lēogan to lie); akin to Old English wǣr true — more at very, lie
First Known Use: 14th century
The Mission Massacre was the most brutal witch hunt in the history of Scientology and it was all orchestrated by that evil little warlock.
Would one of you OSA staff please ask him for his anti social goals? What’s wrong? You are going to tear down the field of mental health across the globe but you can’t confront one evil little warlock? Do you see how you are tripping?
Dave’s theme song:
I put a spell on you
‘Cause you’re mine
You better stop the things you do
I ain’t lyin’
No I ain’t lyin’
Unfortunately, Rory, many still in ARE stupid, per definition – Stupid: Unknowingness of time, place, form, and event.
I love a lot of people still in. They gotta wake up and see the red laser focused on their friendly little tushes.
Remember the Mission Holder Conference/slaughter. I guess if you never knew it happened, you can’t remember it. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Oracle. That be truth. But, like any SP, he has no power of His own; only the power to enturbulate.
SCREWJOB ALERT,SCREW JOB ALERT !!!!!!!
Any time detailed info is needed it goes to OSA Mind Fuck Department
and David Miscaviges Desk !!!
You will get a Blue on Blue with NO SOED number on upper left corner,
NO signature and issue authority on lower right.That’s straight from the COB!!!
It’s an unlisted ass rape from D.M. !!! The Ogres and minions of Satan will obey
to the death. Beware ! rig for depth charge! Fix bayonets ! man the catapults !
Panic stations! aoogha,aoogha, aoogha, Dive,Dive!
Thanks Jose. My bullshit detector almost crashed just reading this crap.
Yea Jose!
LOL Jose! Now that was funny! Can you imagine turning over your personal bank account info to these people? Are they kidding?? Dm is so compulsive about buildings he’ll probably want your money to renovate.
Plus they’ll deduct money from your account. Without your permission.
Sound familiar?
Bwahahahaha!! Man, once you see the secret picture inside the picture, it’s impossible to NOT see it.
Too bad those guys who are being surveyed haven’t seen the secret picture yet. “Dive! Dive!” hahhahaaha
“Does that sound exciting? Well, it is!” That’s my favorite part. That doesn’t just fall flat, it’s creepy. Almost like if your proctologist said it just before your rectal exam.
Survey? Hell no. This is a interrogation. Looks like it is out of Ukrainne.
Struggling orgs tend to blame field auditors for their lack of business and see them as competition instead of feeder lines to the org. Flag came up with some arbitrary policy that no field auditor could practice within
something like 50 miles of Clearwater. Flag just torpedoed those dedicated Scientologists that owned houses/practices in the Clearwater area. Flag also ordered the pc folders, being held by the field auditors,
to be turned into Flag so they could steal the business (yes, business). I think we will see the same happen in regards to the “Ideal Orgs”. The field practices will be found not to be “ideal” enough and will be forced to turn over their pcs/business to the empty “Ideal Orgs”. Guaranteed FAIL. Typical Miscavige think.
He thinks?
Whenever you hear that loud sucking noise you know that’s what he doing!
Miscavige’s brilliant DAM plan (Destroy All Missions) in the 80’s was so successful, it’s almost like he is applying the same final solution to everything in sight. OT’s, Auditors, Execs, OL’s, Whales, Orgs, Field Groups, with Front Groups being lined up in the cross hairs if I heard correctly.
The same happened in L.A., Mat, and the Auditors’ Association is but a ghost stumbling and lost in the underground tunnels near the old hospital morgue rooms of ASHO.
The only group he has so far protected, nurtured, praised, fed, supported, cheered and promoted is IAS, International Association of Suckers. To the Field Auditors still standing and supporting this champion of he salesclerks, please find out where you really are and take a right at the first exit.
History is filled with despotic national leaders who destroy their countries when their ambitions are thwarted. For an example, look at any of the losing nations of WW2. This pattern from DM is really no different. The more things turn against him the more he blames every person and every entity within the organization. Clearly not balanced and rational behavior, especially when, just like WW2, the causes of the failures lie with DM himself.
Sung to the tune of ‘One Tin Soldier’
Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
‘Bout a madman up in Hemet
And the public down below.
At the Int Base was a treasure
Buried deep inside the hole,
And the outraged voices shouted
We will take you off your throne
Go ahead and hate your people,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Hubbard
You can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after….
Little Dave was blown away
Matt, this is really bad that he said no one could audit within 50 miles of Flag and took over their pc business. It’s a turf war for money even worse than any Mafia. Does anyone know what happened to Ian Anderson in FL? He had a successful field practice near Flag. Did they make him stop too? At one point he gave up his field practice and joined staff at the Tampa Ideal Org. Maybe that ruling is what prompted him to just give up and join the winner’s side. (But DM is really a loser.) I don’t think Ian is still on staff. Anyone with PT data on Ian Anderson?
Yes. John Bellmaine was one of the local CW field auditors. He has a pretty successful field practice going. He was completely put out of business when the order came down from Flag. They lost everything, including their house, which they’d owned for more than 15 years.
I bet he is still int the Org and donating when instructed though eh?
These die-hards are the saddest of all. They stay in hoping that somehow, one day it will change ond go back to how it was under LRH.
This will NEVER happen, when Dear Leader is finally arrested (kidding thats not possible) or better still dies. The next in line IAS super -reg will take over.
Why ruin a succesful action LOL
Anybody who makes their mortgage payments by Scientology “auditing” deserves to lose their house, and go bankrupt, too. Making a living by preying on people? Why should I sympathise with their financial troubles. They should try honest work for a change.
Respectfully, you must never have met a “Real Scientology” auditor. People who were trained early and in the correct way to help people, and who do just that, help people.
Pardon my language, but the sh!t that goes around these days, pretending to be auditing is NOT auditing. I won’t even call it bad auditing. Just like there is “Good control and NO control,” there is no such thing as bad auditing, I don’t think. It’s either real auditing and help for the person or it’s not auditing.
There are a lot of good people here, Mooser, who really love to help others. If they are trained and do good work and help, they deserve an exchange, just like any counselor. Those are my thoughts on it.
Mat – thank you for that data and I agree with your statement about field auditors being looked at as competition for the orgs. They certainly were in the past as you described regarding Flag. Especially now with the straight down vertical dive in org stats and their ghost town atmospheres.
I know some practicing field auditors in LA and they pretty much audit people who really don’t want to go back into the orgs for services because they hate the shakedown they get when they walk in the door. Some of these pcs are “purgees” or unwanted cast-offs that the org doesn’t want on their premises, or is afraid to associate with. Others are people who value their privacy and want to be left alone to do their own thing.
It would be interesting to see if the plan is to force these pcs back into the orgs, or as you pointed out, feeding them to the Ideal Orgs. That way those pesky, hard to control pcs would still be off base but in an Ideal Org now and the credit given to the Ideal Org program. The field auditors could be given a choice to join staff or get lost.
Money and Stats are at the root of this, not serving or helping a single soul. The CoS has a strong tradition of wasting people and now their attention is turned towards field auditors.
That email is very creepy and invasive. Demanding that detailed and lengthly report within 48 hours is ridiculous. It shows how IHELP is NOHELP and couldn’t give a damn about helping anyone.
That’s exactly how I see it too Matt, I had several friends that were field auditors and after GAoT they got a flogging, both were class 8s and both had to retrain twice, mostly for perceived filching of ‘org’ public which was complete BS, in fact in one case it was the subterfuge for the org filching a celeb from the cl8 who had done the hard yards making the person a scientologist.
Scientology management tech breeds a dog eat dog culture, nine times out of nine.
I also knew of the field auditors being displaced from the area around FSO, it’s totally contrary to policy and at odds with the stated purpose, one field auditor who ‘orders queried it’ was given an arbitrary retread through the metering course which he could never get the RTC pass for despite having passed just fine when the GAoT came out.
That should have read ‘two were cl8s’
All this financial information sounds to me like DM is trying to figure out how much money he can make if he muscles in and takes over all field auditing practices. Given the relatively small number of field auditors still working in the larger Scientology countries, he’s gunning for chump change.
And, based on recent conversations with a number of under-the-radar’s and ex’s, it seems to me that there are a huge number of people who will do everything they can to receive auditing outside Flag, ASHO, and the other higher level orgs. Hell, they even avoid the Class V orgs wherever possible. So if Miscavige tries to grab that revenue stream, I predict that he will end up causing a surprisingly large number of current members to blow.
I don’t know whether he is intentionally aiming to piss off the on-the-fence population, which is the one with the money, but he certainly appears to be aiming to do exactly that.
Dave needs a miscavigectomy.
Another possibility is that they are planning an “Ideal Field Group” campaign. A while back they mentioned “Ideal Missions”, but that went pretty quiet. This could be part of DM’s vision of an Ideal Scn. They may find that there are so many downstat field groups, that don’t reflect the super awesomeness that is Scn. That if your facilities are not up to standard you either do renos or shutdown. Anything less would be a tech degrade. In DM’s universe the reason Scn is failing is because it is so shabby, that the public are repelled by it. So, for Scn to succeed, it only has to LOOK appetizing.
“All this financial information sounds to me like DM is trying to figure out how much money he can make if he muscles in and takes over all field auditing practices. Given the relatively small number of field auditors still working in the larger Scientology countries, he’s gunning for chump change.” Yes John Public, so true, muscle in like the Mafia.
If I were a field auditor in the Co$, I would send them a letter saying I have given up my field practice to “retire and do my own Bridge” and that I have nothing to report. Then I would keep auditing my pcs under the radar and tell them that you are not going to do GATII and if they want to leave, they can, but keep the ones who don’t care about GAT II certs, which will be all the pcs. Go underground on it. Or better yet, come over to the sunny side of the street and audit in the Indie world!
The request for floor plans and pictures (including those of client homes) shows the level of craziness plaguing Scientology. What will they want next? Urine and blood tests?
Nude photos of spouses and family to make sure they’re not hiding anything.
Retina scans and cavity searches!
Scary control implications.
As a joke, a bunch of fake Field Auditors ought to send in some realistic info and see the Sea Org people’s reactions.
I’d send them pictures of Room 101.
+1! I love your idea, Chuck!
Boy Mike, if I were a field auditor, that very special commendation that the Auditor Activation Chief mentioned really was the closer for me. As soon as I read that, I found myself immediately willing to drop everything else I was doing and give them all the information asked for. Did you feel the same way?
Yes MJ. It really impinged on me. I wanted the 24 hour super commendation and was depressed that I could not get one as I don’t have a field auditing practice. I was shattered to realize I would miss out on this VERY limited edition breakthrough that literally stands us on the verge of a new universe….
I have Photoshop and will happily make you both the Superest Commendation Ever!
Thanks Sydney! Be sure to send a courtesy copy to RTC so they know we are fully behind command intention. We’re intending DM to a whole other level!
Thanks Mike. I’m running out the grief charge now.
Where’s my super duper Commendation for completing this swill in 24 hours. I have the required space on the wall to display it.
“Please tell us the solvency data of your group/practice.” Like Corporate doesn’t already know this. Of course, they will be ‘helping’ you to lower expectations and lower income. The CO$ doesn’t want to provide services anymore, everything is IAS donations now.
Wow! Wow!
(If I hadn’t already left, this would do it.)
And Fizzle Sizzle Bum Crum
Sum Gum Smak Me Upside the Head! 😀
Sum gum war fess up!
They lost a lot of field auditors taking away Qual OK’s on GAT I. Holding certs hostage is a great way to expand and get those pc’s winning!!
And, oh, also, bend over while we extract all info re anything IHELP might consider a slight against them. Remember a slight against IHELP = a heinous deed against The Most Holy DM = you need to pay out the nose with both money and time while we cut your income lines. Have a nice day!!
From: MJ
To: Auditor Activation Chief
I’ll keep this short and sweet. Fuck you!
Cracks me up.:)))
The room seems brighter somehow.
MJ, youi have such a poetic way with words. But, please, tell us how you really feel!
Ladies & gentlemen, it’s all about to fall apart!
Like a train wreck. Don’t want to be in one, but can’t stop watching.
Yeah. This is major organ failure. ICU life-support imminent. The creepiness / back-stab factor is oh-so-creepy in that back-stabbing way they do so well.
Confucius say, “He who stabs back deep enough ruptures heart.”
PS: We OWN you!
🙂
Much love 🙂
PS: thanks for your space layout information and pictures. We’ll award you soon with a day off at the
spabeach while we have our PI’s wire your space for video and sound. All the better toblackmailhelp you with later.Mike, aren’t you ever afraid you’ll get stupid just from reading this stuff?
A “contact stupid”.
“The following two question I do not want you to answer over the email. ” Simple, Mike. Rampant stupidity coupled with disconnection from the real world.
I am wondering how they are going to get all that information in 24 to 48 hours.