I’m very happy RB gets its own day to shine! It’s always a home run, or, to put it in the outdated lingo of Scilons, ‘blow away’!
This Chill E.B person…..outside of the cult, does anyone know who he is? I just asked two teenagers , fairly hip to the music scene……said they never heard of him.
Guess I won’t have to worry about Chill rapping “read a book” at Lollapalooza this year.
I wonder if Chilly was a rapper before discovering Scientology… or whether he chose it as a career when he realised that gullible Kool-Aid drinkers will buy anything if it’s “theta”.
YEs, that is a great report. They have the BEST lines of info in S. Africa. Not a big surprise, the majority of the scientology “field” there have been declared. They know more about what is going on in the orgs than the orgs do themselves….
OK – I know who Regraded Being is – he must be the guy who writes “Bad Reporter” in the San Francisco Chronicle every week. That’s about the most twisted funny comic strip writer I can think of. If you’re not from the San Francisco Bay Area, check out “Bad Reporter.” Too, too funny on the most twisted scale you can imagine.
Yo Dave,
Some late breaking news I heard the other day, that you were going to reinstate old OT VIII (which revealed El Con as the AntiChrist)
Also, it is rumored that OT IX runs out you as Xenu’s long lost brother and then OT X brings in a new civilization with Regraded Being revealing the true nature of all things past, present and future.
Wow – I can’t even believe how brilliant Regraded Being is. Who IS that guy/gal? Is he/she a comedy writer for Jon Stewart you guys picked up after Jon moved on? Steven Colbert?
LOL! The clown has been on twitter lately expressing his low IQ and his abject stupidity. It’s priceless watching a dimwitted Scientology customer try to avoid hearing the truth about the crimes and abuses of his crime bosses.
Yeah, and nobody outside of the Scientology crime syndicate has ever heard of the clown.
This cartoon illustrates the toxic and mind numbing doctrine of, assigning as absolute, “criticism = overts and evil intentions, that Ron imprinted on his students.
This doctrine of assigning a differing viewpoint or experience as evil and requiring punishment is a doctrine that is evil itself, and the death of sovereign thinking.
It is the theoretical source of disconnection. You don’t think like us, you are evil, I must shun you.
This doctrine of assigning an absolute evil, to free thinking, and deserving of punishment, is the institutionalization of Ron’s fear of being seen “as he is”, not the “alter is” of the PR machine.
To teach that we are going to make you free and then punish you for doing so, is enough cognitive dissonance to create a junk yard dog/person.
Someone who will harm others to protect the “only hope for man.”
It could be stated that the inability of Scientology to accept criticism, that L Ron Hubbard made into religious scripture, is the lynch pin that holds Scientology’s insanity tightly in place.
The OSA and GO are the institutionalization of Ron’s insecurity and paranoia.
This doctrine of destroy critics is a tailor made doctrine for sociopaths, narcissist, tyrants and power whores.
The wise accept criticism as the process of expanding knowledge and truth.
To the ignorant, criticism is bad and must be destroyed.
This doctrine of destroying criticism is the doctrine that will eventually destroy this “church.”
To not accept and look at criticism but to destroy it is insane. To equate critical thinking with evil is utter madness.
Just ask any spouse who’s partner never sees their own responsibility in a conflict.
To never be wrong is insane. To demonize criticism is a protective mechanism of a congenital liar: straight up.
DM may be the present person acting out this dangerous doctrine. But is was created, institutionalized and enforced by punishment by L Ron Hubbard.
Ron may have started it – no doubt he did – but he’s gone now. DM is the only one we can do anything about at this point. Spending energy on rehashing what Ron did to find out how the automobile of Scientology got broken only takes away from the energy needed to change the right parts or to build a better Scientology in the field right now, IMHO.
I agree with you to a degree Indie. Yes DM is the current person harming critics.
As an Indie, Indie, since Ron’s influence is not dead, but alive in the written word, how will Indies avoid following some of Ron’s written words that harm people.
I’ve asked this question at Milestone 2 and was shunned and asked to not come back:
Are you willing to denounce those writtings from Ron that cause damage. For instance: all critics are criminals etc.
Well said and correct Brian. The upshot being that Scn is nothing but a reflection of the criminal mind of El Con. The sooner it completely disappears the better for mankind.
I don’t think it will dissapear John. I think it will morph. There is a validity to looking within to find knowledge and causes of experience.
I think the thing that makes Scientology so crazy making is that there are benefits to it. But there is evil in it also. Things that gives false justification to harming critics.
And also from the standpoint of truth, Scientology’s cosmology, is not a respected or even considered by the wise to be true.
The cosmology of implants, OT3, BTs etc are false perceptions of the nature of life.
Just because charge blows does not mean that the mental imagery associated with that charge blowing is true.
The forms of Ron’s cosmology are an admixture of his SCi Fi interests and his unconscious.
Not knowing the true structure and nature of the mind, he allowed his imagination to convince himself that the imagination was truth. What locked in this false belief system was needle reactions.
Ron was investigating concepts, mind and thoughts. What a great thing to do. But he did not have a teacher to help him when his direction of research went astray.
His ideas of alleviating suffering by directly perceiving associated chains of events and thus basic cause of experiences is beneficial.
But because he did not have a firm foundation in spiritual knowledge and actually invalidated all other teachings but his, he entered into the subconscious mind unprepared. And thus he, at the end of his life, was howling at the moon.
The man who preached total freedom was not a free man. Nor did he find the road out.
How could he? As Trey Lots recently said to me: “at the end of his life LRH was Type 3”
AAAAAH at last, my Regraded Being Fix.
How about dig up some of the Old time Scientology Rockstar’s, say late 60’s and all of the 70’s.
Have Chilly Beans jump in a time machine and zoom back to 1969 for Quikie Grades
and try to upgrade his IAS status, Chilly Beans would go type 3 and Scientology staff would
call psych’s to take him away singing a David Miscavige approved RAP song.
Handing over tons of money to the IAS = Case Gain…
They must have some sort of very special Kool-Aid to make people think handing over their child’s college fund = Case Gain.
They say auditing and training increases ones IQ. Gosh, I hate to be a party pooper, but, these folks have a collective IQ of 50. And it may be that I’m giving them more credit than they deserve…
BTW, Chilly is still making a complete arse out of himself on twitter, it’s worth the laugh. Careful; you might get pissed enough at his chosen stupidity and bad rap to join twitter just to comment on the idiocy.
Great job today, as always, RB. Love that Fridays are dedicated Regraded Being days. Just letting you know, Mike, that lots of us read here on the regular who don’t comment. You are doing a fine job with this blog.
Chilli Beans HAHAHA! This is fucking hilarious. I remember the first time I saw Chilli-B doing some sort of “theta” rap and out there mixing it up with some senior citizens. That set a new record on the Cringe-o-Meter.
ANY church-approved “art” is gawd-awful, going all the way back to the Apollo Stars. Battlefield Earth music album…WTF! What did you just do to my ears??!?
Hey Statpush,
What about all those amazing Frazetta prints I have hanging all over my office walls. You mean to say that it is not the greatest gift to the eyes that COB has ever dreamed up? I invested in it as part of my cult retirement plan and Raindog said it was so ‘on fleek’ that there was even the feeling of jealousy creeping in.
But we both decided to go for the door on the right so all is good!
Yo Dave,
What is the current value of the ‘Countess Crack’ print these days? If I make a donation of my print to the IAS will it count towards the amends for my IJC- HEY to HEE cycle? But Dave, speaking of cracks, …………… nevermind. I’ll ask later.
Well, maybe not that hard to believe! But that was then and this is now I have convinced myself that I am really, really smart and that could not and would not ever happen again. Riiiight!!!!!!
Yo Newcomer,
You just keep having those happy thoughts……………. BTW, I think Mr. Rinder and Raindog need to weigh in on the Frazettas!!!!!
Albert Einstein said, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
Just keep those Frazetta’s in mind whenever you start thinking how smart you are Newcomer! Nothing like some really bad cult investments to keep you humble and smarter than the average KA drinker. I myself have never made a bad decision. LMAO
A dear friend of mine had the misfortune of spending too much time at ASI as well. She couldn’t quite bring herself to spring for the Frazetta investment but instead opted for the leather-bound DMSMH and WTH. Hard to say whose investment was better, I mean worse? Here are my top 5 uses for each.
FRAZETTAS:
1. A convenient aid to scare some unwanted clients away.
2. A convenient way to scared away unwanted dates if you wallpaper your bathroom with
them prior to their visit. Caveat: If they stay you might want to run….or things could get
interesting
3. You can give them as gifts to anyone you know that still drinks KA and watch them squirm.
4. Very awkward Frisbees for toy obsessed dogs
5. Bonfire material
LEATHER-BOUNDS
1. Glue many together and make a cultic throne you can sit in while watching Game of
Thrones
2. Use as ballast while sailing
3. Demonstrate gravity to 1st graders as you drop them from tall buildings
4. Rip out the pages, mix with poop and use as compost or worm farm material
5. Bonfire!
I am sorry to say I could only come up with 5 each. Old Surfer Dude, MM, statpush, anyone? a little help here? Maybe Regraded Being could have a few in the background next week.
Yes DM’s taste in what he thinks is au courant is so lame, lamentable and laughable — from his sheer over the top shermaniacal “speeches” read from the teleprompter to the crappy over the top videos produced by Golden Era to the Freedom hate filled propaganda. IT’S ALL CRAP. This certainly does not attract new believers to the cause, But as Mike has pointed out many times most of it is more about keeping aboard the poor bastards left in the organisation, who buy into this shit. Do they have any brain cells left? Wake up and smell the coffee
OK No more rant Tony – Regraded Being does a brilliant job of satirising the whole mess. Well done.
This is incredibly timely Regraded Being. “Chili” has been acting like a complete and utter ass on Twitter lately. Thank you for this and congrats on getting ‘Regraded Being Day’. Can’t wait to see more. 🙂
Another great example of a Scientologist. I think he and Krusty should sing a duet …. make it a blues duet because they will both be singing it big time very shortly.
Also, where’s Heber? That’s the one that really got me. ‘Yeah, where IS Heber?” Of course Chille E. B. never met Heber. Heber was in the hole when Chill E.B. first took the stage for CCHR (and then IAS, after they stole him from CCHR).
And this. Somebody has to get word to him. He may be able to say, “Y’all Busted” about the whole thing, if someone gets him the right information. One can dream. Norman Berry is ex military and not so stupid.
For those of us not so culturally hip as Raindog — this is the definition of “on fleek”: it means that something is on point, essentially — that something looks good, is perfectly executed, etc.
Lol,thanks for the definition! I’ll be using it this week as I weird out more of my family and friends with my fascination with the real life soap opera that is $cientology. Love yall!
gayle says
Love you’re understanding of the scene portrayed in your comics RB.
Tony DePhillips says
Total gangsta Chilli beans walking in the hood passing out WTH booklets.
Tony DePhillips says
Funny as hell.
You could call the sheeple “refried beings”. To go along with the Mexican motif.
Chee Chalker says
I’m very happy RB gets its own day to shine! It’s always a home run, or, to put it in the outdated lingo of Scilons, ‘blow away’!
This Chill E.B person…..outside of the cult, does anyone know who he is? I just asked two teenagers , fairly hip to the music scene……said they never heard of him.
Guess I won’t have to worry about Chill rapping “read a book” at Lollapalooza this year.
doloras says
I wonder if Chilly was a rapper before discovering Scientology… or whether he chose it as a career when he realised that gullible Kool-Aid drinkers will buy anything if it’s “theta”.
iamvalkov says
Glad to see RB becoming a regular and getting his own show here! I second the notion of an RB TV show. Along the lines of South Park.
On a tangent, here is a great report on the state of the Idle Morgues in Africa: https://backincomm.wordpress.com/2015/04/23/storm-clouds-gathering-idle-orgs-africa/
Mike Rinder says
YEs, that is a great report. They have the BEST lines of info in S. Africa. Not a big surprise, the majority of the scientology “field” there have been declared. They know more about what is going on in the orgs than the orgs do themselves….
Shelley says
Brilliant. Just brilliant. Thanks Mike.
Alice Graves says
OK – I know who Regraded Being is – he must be the guy who writes “Bad Reporter” in the San Francisco Chronicle every week. That’s about the most twisted funny comic strip writer I can think of. If you’re not from the San Francisco Bay Area, check out “Bad Reporter.” Too, too funny on the most twisted scale you can imagine.
Newcomer says
All will be revealed on OT IX and X.
Yo Dave,
Some late breaking news I heard the other day, that you were going to reinstate old OT VIII (which revealed El Con as the AntiChrist)
Also, it is rumored that OT IX runs out you as Xenu’s long lost brother and then OT X brings in a new civilization with Regraded Being revealing the true nature of all things past, present and future.
Karen#1 says
Rolling on the Floor laughing. 🙂
Alice Graves says
Wow – I can’t even believe how brilliant Regraded Being is. Who IS that guy/gal? Is he/she a comedy writer for Jon Stewart you guys picked up after Jon moved on? Steven Colbert?
OTD-OUTTHEDOOR says
Yay, more door metaphors! I go with Fred (supra). Hopefully, door #3 is an unguarded exit.
BlondesAreDumb says
Those Chilli Beans will give you diarrhea! Asked some young people about this rapper, and they could give a crap about him.
Volunteer Ministers (@VolunteerMinst) says
LOL! The clown has been on twitter lately expressing his low IQ and his abject stupidity. It’s priceless watching a dimwitted Scientology customer try to avoid hearing the truth about the crimes and abuses of his crime bosses.
Yeah, and nobody outside of the Scientology crime syndicate has ever heard of the clown.
SilentMajority says
Whoever supplied those lyrics got the words wrong. Line three of the first rap is actually “Heil, Heil, Heil COB”.
indie8million says
Yep, SM.
Ms.P says
RB – too friggin funny! Nothing like a good belly laugh to start the day.
Idle Morgue says
Regraded Being – why don’t you send your comics to Saturday Nite Live? Give them more material. The sky is the limit.
Send it to the writers of Freedumb Magazine. Smurf has a list of their names on EXSMB.
You are awesome!!
barefacedmessiah says
The high prices are usually justified with “supporting” the global dissemination. You cannot say you don’t want to support that. The EO is not far.
Gene Trujillo says
lol the greatest hits are classic CofS!
SILVIA says
Excellent, ‘sounds like something that he ate and gave him gas’…really, really, funny.
Thank you for giving us a great laugh.
Brian says
This cartoon illustrates the toxic and mind numbing doctrine of, assigning as absolute, “criticism = overts and evil intentions, that Ron imprinted on his students.
This doctrine of assigning a differing viewpoint or experience as evil and requiring punishment is a doctrine that is evil itself, and the death of sovereign thinking.
It is the theoretical source of disconnection. You don’t think like us, you are evil, I must shun you.
This doctrine of assigning an absolute evil, to free thinking, and deserving of punishment, is the institutionalization of Ron’s fear of being seen “as he is”, not the “alter is” of the PR machine.
To teach that we are going to make you free and then punish you for doing so, is enough cognitive dissonance to create a junk yard dog/person.
Someone who will harm others to protect the “only hope for man.”
It could be stated that the inability of Scientology to accept criticism, that L Ron Hubbard made into religious scripture, is the lynch pin that holds Scientology’s insanity tightly in place.
The OSA and GO are the institutionalization of Ron’s insecurity and paranoia.
This doctrine of destroy critics is a tailor made doctrine for sociopaths, narcissist, tyrants and power whores.
The wise accept criticism as the process of expanding knowledge and truth.
To the ignorant, criticism is bad and must be destroyed.
This doctrine of destroying criticism is the doctrine that will eventually destroy this “church.”
To not accept and look at criticism but to destroy it is insane. To equate critical thinking with evil is utter madness.
Just ask any spouse who’s partner never sees their own responsibility in a conflict.
To never be wrong is insane. To demonize criticism is a protective mechanism of a congenital liar: straight up.
DM may be the present person acting out this dangerous doctrine. But is was created, institutionalized and enforced by punishment by L Ron Hubbard.
OTD-OUTTHEDOOR says
Brian, well said!
unclepepin says
+1
indie8million says
Eloquently said. Appreciated.
Ron may have started it – no doubt he did – but he’s gone now. DM is the only one we can do anything about at this point. Spending energy on rehashing what Ron did to find out how the automobile of Scientology got broken only takes away from the energy needed to change the right parts or to build a better Scientology in the field right now, IMHO.
With respect, Brian.
Brian says
I agree with you to a degree Indie. Yes DM is the current person harming critics.
As an Indie, Indie, since Ron’s influence is not dead, but alive in the written word, how will Indies avoid following some of Ron’s written words that harm people.
I’ve asked this question at Milestone 2 and was shunned and asked to not come back:
Are you willing to denounce those writtings from Ron that cause damage. For instance: all critics are criminals etc.
What say you?
John Locke says
Well said and correct Brian. The upshot being that Scn is nothing but a reflection of the criminal mind of El Con. The sooner it completely disappears the better for mankind.
Brian says
I don’t think it will dissapear John. I think it will morph. There is a validity to looking within to find knowledge and causes of experience.
I think the thing that makes Scientology so crazy making is that there are benefits to it. But there is evil in it also. Things that gives false justification to harming critics.
And also from the standpoint of truth, Scientology’s cosmology, is not a respected or even considered by the wise to be true.
The cosmology of implants, OT3, BTs etc are false perceptions of the nature of life.
Just because charge blows does not mean that the mental imagery associated with that charge blowing is true.
The forms of Ron’s cosmology are an admixture of his SCi Fi interests and his unconscious.
Not knowing the true structure and nature of the mind, he allowed his imagination to convince himself that the imagination was truth. What locked in this false belief system was needle reactions.
Ron was investigating concepts, mind and thoughts. What a great thing to do. But he did not have a teacher to help him when his direction of research went astray.
His ideas of alleviating suffering by directly perceiving associated chains of events and thus basic cause of experiences is beneficial.
But because he did not have a firm foundation in spiritual knowledge and actually invalidated all other teachings but his, he entered into the subconscious mind unprepared. And thus he, at the end of his life, was howling at the moon.
The man who preached total freedom was not a free man. Nor did he find the road out.
How could he? As Trey Lots recently said to me: “at the end of his life LRH was Type 3”
Think about that. Really think about that lol!
The Oracle says
Very witty lyrics. 2FF!
Jose Chung says
AAAAAH at last, my Regraded Being Fix.
How about dig up some of the Old time Scientology Rockstar’s, say late 60’s and all of the 70’s.
Have Chilly Beans jump in a time machine and zoom back to 1969 for Quikie Grades
and try to upgrade his IAS status, Chilly Beans would go type 3 and Scientology staff would
call psych’s to take him away singing a David Miscavige approved RAP song.
doloras says
Famous musicians who studied Scientology? Incredible String Band, Chick Corea, Leonard Cohen… Charles Manson.
Old Surfer Dude says
Handing over tons of money to the IAS = Case Gain…
They must have some sort of very special Kool-Aid to make people think handing over their child’s college fund = Case Gain.
They say auditing and training increases ones IQ. Gosh, I hate to be a party pooper, but, these folks have a collective IQ of 50. And it may be that I’m giving them more credit than they deserve…
Newcomer says
You definitely are OSD, their official collective IQ is 47 no matter what they try and times it by!.
indie8million says
…a horse’s IQ is 50.
timothyjhallinan says
Regraded Being is brilliant. Should be a TV show.
Aquamarine says
“He sounds like something I once ate that gave me gas”. Thanks, Regraded, for the much needed laughter this morning!.
Reinhard says
regraded being fan klub österreich!
eldritch cuckoo says
Do brauch ma mea Kuaglockn!*
BÖNG!
* Needs moar cowbell!
unclepepin says
Eine kleine nacht musik? 🙂
From83 says
Reinhard from Wörgel Tirol Austria we have been waiting for you.
Fred G. Haseney says
I’ll take what’s behind door number three, please,
scientology411 says
Awesome stuff Regraded Being! Can’t stop laughing at those lyrics 🙂
DollarMorgue says
I want to see Chilli. Is there a backdoor entrance? I’ll dress up as a groupie!
So happy about Regraded Being’s new section. Regraded, does that mean you walked the Bridge backwards?
Aquamarine says
What’s with his beard, anyway? Are those braids! I’m so out of it.
Heidi says
BTW, Chilly is still making a complete arse out of himself on twitter, it’s worth the laugh. Careful; you might get pissed enough at his chosen stupidity and bad rap to join twitter just to comment on the idiocy.
Volunteer Ministers (@VolunteerMinst) says
When these totally excellent and skilled Scientology artists block me on Twitter, I get a sad. 🙁 It stings so much!
SMC says
Great laughs to start my day. Hysterical!
Visitor says
Those lyrics are golden!
bromo says
Great job today, as always, RB. Love that Fridays are dedicated Regraded Being days. Just letting you know, Mike, that lots of us read here on the regular who don’t comment. You are doing a fine job with this blog.
Betsy says
Now we can look forward to Friday as Regraded Being Day! Love it…thanks for giving it its very own day, Mike.
Newcomer says
It is very well deserved. RB is so good I’m sure it will be added to the OT VII (every six month sec check whether you need it or not) list!
statpush says
Chilli Beans HAHAHA! This is fucking hilarious. I remember the first time I saw Chilli-B doing some sort of “theta” rap and out there mixing it up with some senior citizens. That set a new record on the Cringe-o-Meter.
ANY church-approved “art” is gawd-awful, going all the way back to the Apollo Stars. Battlefield Earth music album…WTF! What did you just do to my ears??!?
Newcomer says
Hey Statpush,
What about all those amazing Frazetta prints I have hanging all over my office walls. You mean to say that it is not the greatest gift to the eyes that COB has ever dreamed up? I invested in it as part of my cult retirement plan and Raindog said it was so ‘on fleek’ that there was even the feeling of jealousy creeping in.
But we both decided to go for the door on the right so all is good!
Yo Dave,
What is the current value of the ‘Countess Crack’ print these days? If I make a donation of my print to the IAS will it count towards the amends for my IJC- HEY to HEE cycle? But Dave, speaking of cracks, …………… nevermind. I’ll ask later.
statpush says
Newcomer,
Ouch! In the grand scheme of things, the Frazetta prints may be the least offensive 🙂 At least it was done by a non-Scn artist.
Hard to believe we fell for it.
Newcomer says
Well, maybe not that hard to believe! But that was then and this is now I have convinced myself that I am really, really smart and that could not and would not ever happen again. Riiiight!!!!!!
Yo Newcomer,
You just keep having those happy thoughts……………. BTW, I think Mr. Rinder and Raindog need to weigh in on the Frazettas!!!!!
Raindog says
Albert Einstein said, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
Just keep those Frazetta’s in mind whenever you start thinking how smart you are Newcomer! Nothing like some really bad cult investments to keep you humble and smarter than the average KA drinker. I myself have never made a bad decision. LMAO
Raindog says
RE: Frazettas
A dear friend of mine had the misfortune of spending too much time at ASI as well. She couldn’t quite bring herself to spring for the Frazetta investment but instead opted for the leather-bound DMSMH and WTH. Hard to say whose investment was better, I mean worse? Here are my top 5 uses for each.
FRAZETTAS:
1. A convenient aid to scare some unwanted clients away.
2. A convenient way to scared away unwanted dates if you wallpaper your bathroom with
them prior to their visit. Caveat: If they stay you might want to run….or things could get
interesting
3. You can give them as gifts to anyone you know that still drinks KA and watch them squirm.
4. Very awkward Frisbees for toy obsessed dogs
5. Bonfire material
LEATHER-BOUNDS
1. Glue many together and make a cultic throne you can sit in while watching Game of
Thrones
2. Use as ballast while sailing
3. Demonstrate gravity to 1st graders as you drop them from tall buildings
4. Rip out the pages, mix with poop and use as compost or worm farm material
5. Bonfire!
I am sorry to say I could only come up with 5 each. Old Surfer Dude, MM, statpush, anyone? a little help here? Maybe Regraded Being could have a few in the background next week.
Newcomer says
OK. So in summary …………… they’re not worth shit!
indie8million says
You guys have so much fun with cynical. 😉
Some people think they’re worth something… http://fineart.ha.com/artist-index/frank-frazetta.s?id=500111285
So not ALL of it was a ruse. Frazetta is well known and well thought of. I still think they are great paintings.
tony-b says
Yes DM’s taste in what he thinks is au courant is so lame, lamentable and laughable — from his sheer over the top shermaniacal “speeches” read from the teleprompter to the crappy over the top videos produced by Golden Era to the Freedom hate filled propaganda. IT’S ALL CRAP. This certainly does not attract new believers to the cause, But as Mike has pointed out many times most of it is more about keeping aboard the poor bastards left in the organisation, who buy into this shit. Do they have any brain cells left? Wake up and smell the coffee
OK No more rant Tony – Regraded Being does a brilliant job of satirising the whole mess. Well done.
Lisa Tighe says
“His music has even reached YouTube.” Perfect.
Old Surfer Dude says
Hey! My bands songs are on youtube! Does that make us all super stars? If so…that is soooo bitchin’.
Aquamarine says
YouTube, wow. He’s right up there with my cat.
Rick Mycroft says
Are you sure that he isn’t a Flip Flop artist?
Your Name Here says
Flim-Flam artist.
NOLAGirl says
This is incredibly timely Regraded Being. “Chili” has been acting like a complete and utter ass on Twitter lately. Thank you for this and congrats on getting ‘Regraded Being Day’. Can’t wait to see more. 🙂
Volunteer Ministers (@VolunteerMinst) says
I’ve been enjoying the idiot’s kook spew on Twitter. 🙂 The clown is hilarious.
Newcomer says
Another great example of a Scientologist. I think he and Krusty should sing a duet …. make it a blues duet because they will both be singing it big time very shortly.
indie8million says
Oh man. Mr. E.B has a crashing MU. Doesn’t know which Shelly they’re talking about. Too new in. Or just playing stupid.
“Chill E.B. @Chill_EB · Apr 23
Where’s Shelly? Read: http://tl.gd/n_1slteni ”
Shelly MISCAVIGE, Chill E.B.!
Maybe someone should link this to his twitter and clear his MU? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2564168/The-truth-Scientologys-vanished-queen-How-leaders-lonely-devoted-wife-banished-secretive-base-defying-orders.html
Also, where’s Heber? That’s the one that really got me. ‘Yeah, where IS Heber?” Of course Chille E. B. never met Heber. Heber was in the hole when Chill E.B. first took the stage for CCHR (and then IAS, after they stole him from CCHR).
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/07/scientology_david_jentzsch_heber.php
And this. Somebody has to get word to him. He may be able to say, “Y’all Busted” about the whole thing, if someone gets him the right information. One can dream. Norman Berry is ex military and not so stupid.
http://www.freeheber.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Raindog says
Regraded Being you are so ‘on fleek’! However my dog and computer did not appreciate the coffee spray!
Mike Rinder says
For those of us not so culturally hip as Raindog — this is the definition of “on fleek”: it means that something is on point, essentially — that something looks good, is perfectly executed, etc.
Aquamarine says
Thanks for that definition, Sir. Can’t afford any MU Phenomena today.
Valhalkarie says
Lol,thanks for the definition! I’ll be using it this week as I weird out more of my family and friends with my fascination with the real life soap opera that is $cientology. Love yall!
indie8million says
Yawwwwwwn. Thanks, Mike.
Beryl says
Yes, it is so very much about the money. Fork it over, please. DB is great today.
thegman77 says
He never disappoints! I love some of those “extra” lyrics.
Pepper says
And the braided chin hairs with beads are SO attractive!
indie8million says
Yo, yo Chill E.B.
What have you done, what have you become?
Oh, oh Used to be
Your mother’s son, slave to none
Fightin’ for kids,
Doing what’s right
“Born suspicious”
Of those misusing their might
Now you’re working for someone
You think will set them free
But look behind the curtain
He’s a “Menace to Society”
Chill E. don’t you know what you’re going through?
Confusion
You won’t ever know if you never look past
His delusion
Never have you been
A see no evil guy
People say there’s something wrong
You won’t even look to ‘WHY”
What’s the evil in a movie
What’s your biggest fear
That someone will declare you
For watching, “Going Clear”?
Instead you drop the F bomb
And flip protesters the bird
You used to be so God-ly
In the way you used your words
So please, my friend, start looking
Before you lose more face
Violent COB ain’t bringing
No “Peace to the Human Race.”
Can’t wait til the day you’re saying
COB, Y’all Busted
So to end this, we bustin’ you
Y’all Busted
Y’all Busted
Y’all Busted
indie8million says
Forgot this. COB’s new theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDWP37mysBc
indie8million says
Or, maybe this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEWdFjkE5_I
Maurice says
Hilarious!
Heidi says
I love you, Regraded Being.