I worked in a traveling Carnival that gave away
cheap stuff at the Kiddie games as prizes.
$cientology sells the same items for amazing rip off prices
for status rewards. I suspect the contempt that David Miscavige
has for public still in boggles the mind.
Some wonderful comments here, Regraded Being really does catch the mindset of the minions, doesn’t it? The opening of the Continental Liaison Office {and its Ideal Filing Cabinet} does not really mean anything for the UK. That job {hat} was being done before, just in different quarters.
The opening does give the COB another reason to fly around and look important, something that is very dear to his tiny, cold heart. It also looks good for IRS, new buildings show that some of the heavy fundraising is going somewhere. I am not sure that the Ideal Filing Cabinet is that much of an accomplishment, but to each his own.
Does this mean that the UK is going to get special attention to make all those empty, rotting buildings they ‘own’ go ‘Ideal’? No, nothing is going to change. International Landlord only gives ‘grants’ for such things to places that seem to have growth potential. I have no idea why Auckland New Zealand got such a grant, there aren’t enough happy clams there to throw a clam bake.
So what does COB get out of this? I think it is so he can be close to Vienna and attend, incognito, the MI 5 premiere. But then, trying to make sense out of $cientology is fruitless endeavor.
How many of those white pleather jackets were really ordered? I can easily see them being taken back after a photo or two is taken and the ‘recipients’ being told to shut up and donate more. Cheap is the byword for $cientology these days. The tote bag is just hilarious, you can buy one at any supermarket for 1 dollar.
I’ve never seen a picture of the previous Infinity Club jackets that wasn’t a stock model image with the donor’s head stuck on the model’s body and the Infinity logo added on.
Either:
1) No jackets existed, even as photo-loaners.
2) On a real human, they break cameras.
I love the drawing of the two modeling the new jackets (the way they are leaning back like they are on the runway in Milan). Thanks for the chuckle Mike.
Easy there, Fredric! I’m a musician with my own band. When I showed the guys those incredible jackets, awesome carrying bags & bitchin’ ass sunglasses they just flipped out! Now, they refuse to play unless they’re all deck out in those items. And they told me they didn’t care how much I was going to have to pay for them.
OSD, I think either your hearing or memory is going.
Word on the street is that the guys in your band said, “I don’t care how much he pays us, we refuse to play if we are decked out in those stinkredible jackets, awful carrying bags and lame ass sunglasses.”
“You see them on the street. You watch them on TV. You might even vote for one this fall. You think they’re people just like you. You’re wrong. Dead wrong.” TAG from They Live, it’s the sunglasses, able to spot fellow Co$ at 200 yards…BTW At a Red Box near you, “The Forger” starring JT—aka Mr Straight to video
What ??? No IAS key chains or Pens ?
That can squeeze out another $3,000. from credit cards.
The “V” insignia is plastic and made in China from the same factory
that makes the key chains,pens, book markers,sunglasses, and jackets.
The COB gets a huge discount on BULK orders.
Though I personally would buy one of those pens with a picture of the Flag complex, but only if it has that has the floaty thingy in it that goes back and forth when you tilt the pen,and the floaty thingy would have to be of a helicopter with Mike Rinder in it.
The awfulness of these “pleather” jackets has been causing a bell from my past to faintly ring. Finally got it. Long ago when I was 10, my father took me to a drive in hamburger place in some suburb of Chicago. The servers were on skates; waiters and waitresses in white pants/ short skirts, white jackets with the restaurant insignia on the pocket, little white caps, gliding around the parking lot on their skates serving burgers and fries. That’s what these jackets remind me of.
You don’t think, DAVID “LET HIM DIE – PROVABLE BULLSHIT – FCKCOB” MISCAVIGE will get mad and start beating his staff? This might really put that sucker over the edge…
Regraded! You have got to get out of my time track. I wasn’t given the fancy coat and sunglasses though; I guess I got declared just two years too soon! Dang. IAS office became aware of all of these thoughts (since thoughts are overts these days) probably through sec checks. Once I tried to leave one of their stupid events early and they ambushed me.
I was such a target. I don’t get it. Sweet, little ole me. Why me?
Hi McCarran, Sweet,little ole me too! You are strong and brave,I can’t imagine having kids and have them disconnect from me if I blew.You are a hero too. Always Ann.
Thanks Ann. Kind of you to say.
I’m small fry compared to what so many others have had to endure from this vile group and they are still swinging to bring down IT and ITs cretin leader.
McCarran, you had money and were reggable and that made you a target. They keep going back and back and back to the ones who gave money. Aren’t you glad you’re out? I sure am.
If only I could talk to these people that are UTR or still IN cuz of fear. The true freedom from the church of fear is unimaginable. If only I could explain how out here is where there is true beauty, goodness, friendship, love, ….
Inside is fear, hate, suspicion, ugliness, deviousness, withheld thoughts, ….
The entire Church of Scientology is “stuck on the track” in an incident of long duration. I think the Turd refers to it as “PTS Type III”
COB and his minions are swinging at flys – the “Psychs” and “SP’s” are everywhere.
Well COB – the Psychs don’t care or give you one thought – but WE SP’s ARE EVERYWHERE!! \
We won’t stop until you are shut down and locked up in Jail.
You may want to look into cyanide capsules. That is how “the Fuhrer” took himself out when “THEY WERE COMING” after him for the crimes against humanity. Don'[t worry – we won’t hurt one hair on your head…we want to watch you get locked away for eternity. It is just the right thing to do.
Cyanide death is very painful but it will beat the Bubba’s LOVIN in the maximum security penitentiaries. My bet – Karma will put you in the PSYCH ward.
Heh Miscavige – that drug lord form Mexico escaped through a tunnel. You could probably recruit him into your cult right now. You can pick his criminal mind and put him to work as a slave in the Sea Org at the Int base. You both have so much in common.
The Argus basically reprinted a Scientology press release, but the picture is interesting: The Union Jacks, or at least the one behind Davey, are mounted upside-down! A universal sign of distress and not-quite-right.
With the Union Jack, it’s subtle. The thick white diagonal should be on top on the side connected to the flag pole. Dopey Dave would never see it, but the Brit staff would surely notice.
There is not one positive comment about the article. A couple of people have critised The Argus for even giving Scientology publicity. I was body routed by the Brighton Org many years ago as a 14 year old and it wasn’t a pleasent experience.
Thanks for posting this RMycroft. I love the softer hair on DM! He doesn’t look so much like a mannequin. He does still, however, look like a dick with hair.
Very interesting RMycroft. I am sure he knows now that you pointed it out (because I am sure he reads this blog) – but he can hardly now go and take anyone to task on it because how would he not have noticed at the time when he is “OT Top / Whatever”? He missed the outpoint there…… please note OSA monitors of this blog – you heard right, he missed something there.
There will probably be a quiet inquisition to find the Whos responsible for giving him the finger flag, without Making Dave Wrong. Hopefully those people are now AWOL.
Hi Lisa, I have been known to lose coffee,wine & spring water while enjoying posts.I’ll join McCarran and send you a new libation,but if you know me & phones I better send you that smoke signal to let you know.I have been known to mentally blow light bulbs,cameras, transformers & scam meters without even trying. Always Ann.
“That’s because the Sea Org ‘honor guard’ is more like high school marching band/boy scout troop.” Chee, you give them waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much credit. They’re really like elementary school kids, high on sugar, trying to fall into line. Which never happens…
Jenny and OSD…. I apologize! You are absolutely correct…. High school marching bands can be very impressive, so I take that back. Same with Boy Scouts……
I have seen a few videos of the SO Honor Guard and the way they ‘honor’ the donors (the donors walking under the raised swords) and there is only one word. Embarrassing! You know the donors have to be thinking…..’I donated $100,000.00 and this is what I get?!!’
At least I hope that is the reaction…..anything else (such as ‘this is awesome!’) would be beyond delusional
David Miscavige has the too much head too little body look of all anorexics and alcoholics on the planet (yes Elena Cardone, that includes you). No amount of tanning and hairdressing can fix that problem.
De-pompadourizing (hmmm, spellcheck doesn’t recognize that word, imagine that) his hair does nothing for the fact that he obviously drinks more than he eats these days.
Valerie, after reading your comment I went back and looked at DMs pic and you’re right. I was amazed to see his head too big for his little body. It actually looked like his head was photo shopped onto the little body. But of course it wasn’t. It’s just too much drinking and not enough nutritious food. The drink holds more interest for him.
Valerie, there’s a technical term for what you describe. It’s “lollipop head!”
I’ve known a load of anorexics and you are 100% correct it go with the pix of dear leader!
Pepper says
Love your work RB. I thought of the Cardones when I saw the ‘stylish’ couple in their gear. Except that Elena is taller than Grant.
Jose Chung says
I worked in a traveling Carnival that gave away
cheap stuff at the Kiddie games as prizes.
$cientology sells the same items for amazing rip off prices
for status rewards. I suspect the contempt that David Miscavige
has for public still in boggles the mind.
zemooo says
Some wonderful comments here, Regraded Being really does catch the mindset of the minions, doesn’t it? The opening of the Continental Liaison Office {and its Ideal Filing Cabinet} does not really mean anything for the UK. That job {hat} was being done before, just in different quarters.
The opening does give the COB another reason to fly around and look important, something that is very dear to his tiny, cold heart. It also looks good for IRS, new buildings show that some of the heavy fundraising is going somewhere. I am not sure that the Ideal Filing Cabinet is that much of an accomplishment, but to each his own.
Does this mean that the UK is going to get special attention to make all those empty, rotting buildings they ‘own’ go ‘Ideal’? No, nothing is going to change. International Landlord only gives ‘grants’ for such things to places that seem to have growth potential. I have no idea why Auckland New Zealand got such a grant, there aren’t enough happy clams there to throw a clam bake.
So what does COB get out of this? I think it is so he can be close to Vienna and attend, incognito, the MI 5 premiere. But then, trying to make sense out of $cientology is fruitless endeavor.
How many of those white pleather jackets were really ordered? I can easily see them being taken back after a photo or two is taken and the ‘recipients’ being told to shut up and donate more. Cheap is the byword for $cientology these days. The tote bag is just hilarious, you can buy one at any supermarket for 1 dollar.
Doloras LaPicho says
Auckland gets the grant because COB’s Personal Communicator/concubine is from New Zealand.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Doloras LaPicho,Very good to meet you.You post the most interesting items.I look forward to them.Ann.
RMycroft says
I’ve never seen a picture of the previous Infinity Club jackets that wasn’t a stock model image with the donor’s head stuck on the model’s body and the Infinity logo added on.
Either:
1) No jackets existed, even as photo-loaners.
2) On a real human, they break cameras.
thetapotata says
I love the drawing of the two modeling the new jackets (the way they are leaning back like they are on the runway in Milan). Thanks for the chuckle Mike.
Fredric L. Rice says
“Musicians” for the win! LOL!
RMycroft says
I dunno. Would the Jive Aces wear that stuff, even if it was yellow? 🙂
Old Surfer Dude says
Easy there, Fredric! I’m a musician with my own band. When I showed the guys those incredible jackets, awesome carrying bags & bitchin’ ass sunglasses they just flipped out! Now, they refuse to play unless they’re all deck out in those items. And they told me they didn’t care how much I was going to have to pay for them.
Thanks a lot, Fredric!!!!
Valerie says
OSD, I think either your hearing or memory is going.
Word on the street is that the guys in your band said, “I don’t care how much he pays us, we refuse to play if we are decked out in those stinkredible jackets, awful carrying bags and lame ass sunglasses.”
Old Surfer Dude says
I stand corrected, Valerie! You know me and the band so well…
bob lannon says
“You see them on the street. You watch them on TV. You might even vote for one this fall. You think they’re people just like you. You’re wrong. Dead wrong.” TAG from They Live, it’s the sunglasses, able to spot fellow Co$ at 200 yards…BTW At a Red Box near you, “The Forger” starring JT—aka Mr Straight to video
Ms.P says
LOL! Love that friggin movie, how appropriate.
Wayne Borean aka The Mad Hatter says
I’ll add my thanks to. Regraded Being, you are a genius!
Wendy M says
RB – YOU are a Legend. But no jacket for you, you are just cool without one.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Wendy M, Good to meet you.RB does not need any fashion white jacket.Legends generate their own Pure Light & RB lets it shine!Always Ann.
Wendy M says
Exactly right, Ann 🙂
Jose Chung says
What ??? No IAS key chains or Pens ?
That can squeeze out another $3,000. from credit cards.
The “V” insignia is plastic and made in China from the same factory
that makes the key chains,pens, book markers,sunglasses, and jackets.
The COB gets a huge discount on BULK orders.
Katniss Everdeen says
Stop giving DLHDM ideas.
Though I personally would buy one of those pens with a picture of the Flag complex, but only if it has that has the floaty thingy in it that goes back and forth when you tilt the pen,and the floaty thingy would have to be of a helicopter with Mike Rinder in it.
Aquamarine says
The awfulness of these “pleather” jackets has been causing a bell from my past to faintly ring. Finally got it. Long ago when I was 10, my father took me to a drive in hamburger place in some suburb of Chicago. The servers were on skates; waiters and waitresses in white pants/ short skirts, white jackets with the restaurant insignia on the pocket, little white caps, gliding around the parking lot on their skates serving burgers and fries. That’s what these jackets remind me of.
Nickname says
Subtle Aquamarine. You’re subtle. Q: “What do you call a Scn “Triple Humanitarian?”
Newcomer says
Love the license plate on RBs car!!!!! I’ve gotta get me one of those………….
Ann B Watson says
Hi Newcomer,I’d love that plate too,or cos= bs x 1 b.Always Ann.
vince says
I ordered my FCK COB license plate this morning!!!
Old Surfer Dude says
You don’t think, DAVID “LET HIM DIE – PROVABLE BULLSHIT – FCKCOB” MISCAVIGE will get mad and start beating his staff? This might really put that sucker over the edge…
Roger Hornaday says
HILARIOUS!!! Although not fit for wearing, the ensemble serves as suitable litter for our public highways. You see? nothing is a total loss!
I also love the vision of a cleared planet unified by the liberating chains of compliance!
Aquamarine says
Thank you, RB. It did my heart good to see that couple throwing those jackets out the window.
McCarran says
Regraded! You have got to get out of my time track. I wasn’t given the fancy coat and sunglasses though; I guess I got declared just two years too soon! Dang. IAS office became aware of all of these thoughts (since thoughts are overts these days) probably through sec checks. Once I tried to leave one of their stupid events early and they ambushed me.
I was such a target. I don’t get it. Sweet, little ole me. Why me?
Ann B Watson says
Hi McCarran, Sweet,little ole me too! You are strong and brave,I can’t imagine having kids and have them disconnect from me if I blew.You are a hero too. Always Ann.
McCarran says
Thanks Ann. Kind of you to say.
I’m small fry compared to what so many others have had to endure from this vile group and they are still swinging to bring down IT and ITs cretin leader.
cindy says
McCarran, you had money and were reggable and that made you a target. They keep going back and back and back to the ones who gave money. Aren’t you glad you’re out? I sure am.
McCarran says
Oh My God! Does a bear ….
If only I could talk to these people that are UTR or still IN cuz of fear. The true freedom from the church of fear is unimaginable. If only I could explain how out here is where there is true beauty, goodness, friendship, love, ….
Inside is fear, hate, suspicion, ugliness, deviousness, withheld thoughts, ….
racingintheblood39 says
Of course, McCarran! Fear, hate, suspicion, etc. — That’s NORMAL operating condition for a Lurch of Circu$$-Shmirkus-ologist — i’nit??
Lori S says
The fashion designers for Scientology are stuck in a ’60s time warp!
RMycroft says
I liked the old V uniforms better.
http://girochin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/v.jpg
Idle Morgue says
The entire Church of Scientology is “stuck on the track” in an incident of long duration. I think the Turd refers to it as “PTS Type III”
COB and his minions are swinging at flys – the “Psychs” and “SP’s” are everywhere.
Well COB – the Psychs don’t care or give you one thought – but WE SP’s ARE EVERYWHERE!! \
We won’t stop until you are shut down and locked up in Jail.
You may want to look into cyanide capsules. That is how “the Fuhrer” took himself out when “THEY WERE COMING” after him for the crimes against humanity. Don'[t worry – we won’t hurt one hair on your head…we want to watch you get locked away for eternity. It is just the right thing to do.
Cyanide death is very painful but it will beat the Bubba’s LOVIN in the maximum security penitentiaries. My bet – Karma will put you in the PSYCH ward.
Heh Miscavige – that drug lord form Mexico escaped through a tunnel. You could probably recruit him into your cult right now. You can pick his criminal mind and put him to work as a slave in the Sea Org at the Int base. You both have so much in common.
RMycroft says
The Argus basically reprinted a Scientology press release, but the picture is interesting: The Union Jacks, or at least the one behind Davey, are mounted upside-down! A universal sign of distress and not-quite-right.
With the Union Jack, it’s subtle. The thick white diagonal should be on top on the side connected to the flag pole. Dopey Dave would never see it, but the Brit staff would surely notice.
I think someone is signalling for help!
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/13494108.New_Scientology_headquarters_opens_in_Sussex/
Tara Nightingale says
There is not one positive comment about the article. A couple of people have critised The Argus for even giving Scientology publicity. I was body routed by the Brighton Org many years ago as a 14 year old and it wasn’t a pleasent experience.
McCarran says
Thanks for posting this RMycroft. I love the softer hair on DM! He doesn’t look so much like a mannequin. He does still, however, look like a dick with hair.
Tommy J says
Well thanks McCarran….I just spit coffee all over myself!
Wayne Borean aka The Mad Hatter says
COB can’t look like a dick with hair. A dick is useful.
McCarran says
Tommy J
My work is done.
Ann B Watson says
Hi McCarran,My coffee went too! TommyJ & I need refills.Always Ann.
RMycroft says
I think he’s put some weight on his cheeks, but his “smile” still creases in the same place. His skin must be like transplanted Naugahyde.
http://i.imgur.com/nsV2Z8g.jpg.png
Old Surfer Dude says
No it’s not, Tommyj! You’re work here is never done!
Tommy J says
All in a days work McCarran. You too Ann? LOL….tomorrow I’ll use a sippy cup. Yes COB looks like a real “Richard Cranium”.
Lisa Tighe says
Dammit Mary! I just spewed my cocktail!! You owe me one….
Pepper says
🙂
McCarran says
Lisa, Call, text, send up a smoke signal. I’m on. On me. 🙂
Wendy M says
Very interesting RMycroft. I am sure he knows now that you pointed it out (because I am sure he reads this blog) – but he can hardly now go and take anyone to task on it because how would he not have noticed at the time when he is “OT Top / Whatever”? He missed the outpoint there…… please note OSA monitors of this blog – you heard right, he missed something there.
RMycroft says
There will probably be a quiet inquisition to find the Whos responsible for giving him the
fingerflag, without Making Dave Wrong. Hopefully those people are now AWOL.Ann B Watson says
Hi Lisa, I have been known to lose coffee,wine & spring water while enjoying posts.I’ll join McCarran and send you a new libation,but if you know me & phones I better send you that smoke signal to let you know.I have been known to mentally blow light bulbs,cameras, transformers & scam meters without even trying. Always Ann.
Chee Chalker says
That’s because the Sea Org ‘honor guard’ is more like a high school marching band/boy scouyt troop. It’s downright embarrassing
Jenny Griffith says
Hey now. ..high school marching bands are squared away. Please do not compare them to these derelicts.
Old Surfer Dude says
“That’s because the Sea Org ‘honor guard’ is more like high school marching band/boy scout troop.” Chee, you give them waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much credit. They’re really like elementary school kids, high on sugar, trying to fall into line. Which never happens…
Chee Chalker says
Jenny and OSD…. I apologize! You are absolutely correct…. High school marching bands can be very impressive, so I take that back. Same with Boy Scouts……
I have seen a few videos of the SO Honor Guard and the way they ‘honor’ the donors (the donors walking under the raised swords) and there is only one word. Embarrassing! You know the donors have to be thinking…..’I donated $100,000.00 and this is what I get?!!’
At least I hope that is the reaction…..anything else (such as ‘this is awesome!’) would be beyond delusional
Valerie says
David Miscavige has the too much head too little body look of all anorexics and alcoholics on the planet (yes Elena Cardone, that includes you). No amount of tanning and hairdressing can fix that problem.
De-pompadourizing (hmmm, spellcheck doesn’t recognize that word, imagine that) his hair does nothing for the fact that he obviously drinks more than he eats these days.
Jane Doe 2 says
Valerie, after reading your comment I went back and looked at DMs pic and you’re right. I was amazed to see his head too big for his little body. It actually looked like his head was photo shopped onto the little body. But of course it wasn’t. It’s just too much drinking and not enough nutritious food. The drink holds more interest for him.
Linda Richards says
DM looks like a Pez Dispenser.
Delilah says
Valerie, there’s a technical term for what you describe. It’s “lollipop head!”
I’ve known a load of anorexics and you are 100% correct it go with the pix of dear leader!
McCarran says
Linda,
Yea. Open up his mouth and vile bile comes out.