Turns out the secret answer is always the same at these events. Somehow, the third dynamic always comes out on top. Every other dynamic exists to fill Miscavige’s pocket.
Stunned at the keyboard! Chuckling away… 2Ds in Scientology, well… it’s a policing type thing, a wog would never understand what true love is. All hail the perversion, opps, I mean the tech!
Good one RB, nailed the two faced insanity of Scientology once again!
“How and when to use the Upper Indoc TRs in the bedroom”.
“How to salvage a ruined 2nd Dynamic by donating to the IAS”.
“…the rights and privileges of THE upstat in every 2D”
OMG is this funny. “How to Salvage a Ruined 2nd Dynamic by Contributing to the IAS” — That’s just about the logic of it.
In this world, anything can be solved by A) donating lots of money [you can’t afford] or B) Agreeing to stay up all night with the Academy course supervisor, Wednesday into Thursday, to complete a major service by Thursday at 2:00 or C) Joining staff or D) Joining the Sea Org.
In this world, anything can be solved by A) donating lots of money [you can’t afford]
If you or anyone you know or anyone you can imagine is suffering a fatal and agonizing slow death, that can be cured by donating ALL your money. However, be warned. You must donate ALL your money for this to work – every single penny. If you fail to donate even one single penny, this will not work.
But if you donate ALL of your money so that the person who is suffering the slow and agonizing death will be healed. They will die immediately. That will end their slow agonizing death struggle. They will find peace instantly.
You may wonder why it is necessary to donate ALL of your money. The answer is very simple. After you are dead, what use do you have for any money?
You should donate ALL your money to the cult. That way, if COB can buy even just one more expensive cigar, your money will be used to increase the happiness of at least one vile creature. Isn’t that better than just allowing the government to get their hands on your money? Of course it is.
If you have any doubts what to do with your money. Before donating your money to the cult, you may want to buy Mike’s new book. As a matter of fact, you may want to buy as many copies of Mike’s new book as you can afford. That is definitely approved by COB. Mike’s new book has all the answers to all of your questions and all of the problems you can imagine or will ever be able to imagine. Even after your death, it will still solve all of your post-life problems for all of eternity. We snort at your BILLION year contract. Mike’s new book is good for all of eternity! That is more than a million billion years. A BILLION years ain’t got nothing on us!
COB wants you to buy all of his books you can afford. You may not know this. But you cannot live without many copies of Mike’s book. You should even buy an extra large coffin so that you can line the inside of your coffin with Mike’s book. His book is specially formulated to ease your transition into your next life.
It’s a good thing! So git up and go to your favorite bookstore. But do not order the book from the Internet. You are not permitted to access the Internet. Remember?
Yes, donating to the IAS is THE solution to ALL problems. How utterly simple! And amazing. Amazing – astounding, actually, how the Still Ins buy into this. I left the cult 12 years ago and I’m happy to say I was never THAT brainwashed! Brainwashed I certainly was but never as regards contributions to the IAS cleansing my sins – oops – “overts and withholds”.
Turns out the secret answer is always the same at these events. Somehow, the third dynamic always comes out on top. Every other dynamic exists to fill Miscavige’s pocket.
Stunned at the keyboard! Chuckling away… 2Ds in Scientology, well… it’s a policing type thing, a wog would never understand what true love is. All hail the perversion, opps, I mean the tech!
Good one RB, nailed the two faced insanity of Scientology once again!
RB, Hilarious!
RB, Your satire is bordering on not being satire at all because it is so close to being exactly what is happening these days in the n the COS.
“How and when to use the Upper Indoc TRs in the bedroom”.
“How to salvage a ruined 2nd Dynamic by donating to the IAS”.
“…the rights and privileges of THE upstat in every 2D”
OMG, LOL, LOL. Much laughter here!
RB, you are TOTALLY sick…in a good way 🙂
So very good. I laughed so much, I nearly wet my pants.. 🤣🤣🤣
Totally agree! And to achieve Family unity by disconnection…😂
RB: Something is not right!
Two FEMALE Sea Slaves smoking fresh cigarretes and one is holding a Smartphone?
Are they earning enough for such luxuries?
OMG is this funny. “How to Salvage a Ruined 2nd Dynamic by Contributing to the IAS” — That’s just about the logic of it.
In this world, anything can be solved by A) donating lots of money [you can’t afford] or B) Agreeing to stay up all night with the Academy course supervisor, Wednesday into Thursday, to complete a major service by Thursday at 2:00 or C) Joining staff or D) Joining the Sea Org.
Voila – Problem(s) solved.
Not.
In this world, anything can be solved by A) donating lots of money [you can’t afford]
If you or anyone you know or anyone you can imagine is suffering a fatal and agonizing slow death, that can be cured by donating ALL your money. However, be warned. You must donate ALL your money for this to work – every single penny. If you fail to donate even one single penny, this will not work.
But if you donate ALL of your money so that the person who is suffering the slow and agonizing death will be healed. They will die immediately. That will end their slow agonizing death struggle. They will find peace instantly.
You may wonder why it is necessary to donate ALL of your money. The answer is very simple. After you are dead, what use do you have for any money?
You should donate ALL your money to the cult. That way, if COB can buy even just one more expensive cigar, your money will be used to increase the happiness of at least one vile creature. Isn’t that better than just allowing the government to get their hands on your money? Of course it is.
If you have any doubts what to do with your money. Before donating your money to the cult, you may want to buy Mike’s new book. As a matter of fact, you may want to buy as many copies of Mike’s new book as you can afford. That is definitely approved by COB. Mike’s new book has all the answers to all of your questions and all of the problems you can imagine or will ever be able to imagine. Even after your death, it will still solve all of your post-life problems for all of eternity. We snort at your BILLION year contract. Mike’s new book is good for all of eternity! That is more than a million billion years. A BILLION years ain’t got nothing on us!
COB wants you to buy all of his books you can afford. You may not know this. But you cannot live without many copies of Mike’s book. You should even buy an extra large coffin so that you can line the inside of your coffin with Mike’s book. His book is specially formulated to ease your transition into your next life.
It’s a good thing! So git up and go to your favorite bookstore. But do not order the book from the Internet. You are not permitted to access the Internet. Remember?
Yes, donating to the IAS is THE solution to ALL problems. How utterly simple! And amazing. Amazing – astounding, actually, how the Still Ins buy into this. I left the cult 12 years ago and I’m happy to say I was never THAT brainwashed! Brainwashed I certainly was but never as regards contributions to the IAS cleansing my sins – oops – “overts and withholds”.
Mormonism works the same way. What is the cure for homosexuality? Why a good temple marriage, of course!
It never works.
RB, you nailed it again. I can see that very bulletin board being in actual use.
There could only be one redeeming value in that event.
And that would be if she came out naked.
Some people in the audience might have enjoyed that.
They certainly won’t be enjoying anything else she does.
Fantastic RB!
What they do—vs–What they say they do
present time is truly 1984 for them.
Epic, and timely.
Still Groaning.