Good food for thought, RB. Really makes me wonder what the less indoctrinated public members wondering when they are being put through pressures just for being human.
This is the auditing that never ends
It goes on & on my friend
Some people started auditing
Knowing what it was
But people kept on auditing just because…
This is the auditing that never ends
It goes on & on my friend
Some people started auditing
Knowing what it was
But people kept on auditing just because…
This is the auditing that never ends
It goes on & on my friend
Some people started auditing
Knowing what it was
But people kept on auditing just because…
It certainly feels like they are getting to this level of pettiness. Please tell me this Never-In that this shit is just an exagerated scenario. I’m really afraid of your answer…
Hey Teen – well, it is a little bit of an exaggeration…but not much. Seriously. If the person is too clean (meaning Leah) and they can’t find anything on them, or Miscavige has “shot his wad” and can’t find anything new and/or terrible, they will either find something like this that’s “true” or just make something up and have someone say it on film. Yes, they do.
They do the same in their big deal promotions of their successes. One time there was this announcement that a park was named for LRH. A big hoopla was made about it at an event. Everyone cheered.
Come to find out that that “park” was only about an 5 X10 foot section of grass that had a sign on it that said, “L. Ron Hubbard Park”. I was told that by a person who was there while they were filming it for the event.
How dare that lady say something about his Vest it’s clearly an upstat and thus in-ethics! That vest probably has better stats for this week than both of them combined!!! SEC CHECK HER!!! WHAT ARE HER CRIMES AGAINST THAT ETHICAL VEST!???!! [/sarcasm!]
RB is a genius and I hope someday his work is available in book form.
But I don’t understand the part of this cartoon where the man in the vest says that there’s no way to get a member of the public to pay for a sec-check if he doesn’t want to pay. There are all kinds of threats staff can make including not letting the holdout continue up the bridge.
I think it would be really smart for Dave to order all staff to watch every episode of Aftermath. Right after each episode he could easily handle this obvious Black PR with the Truth as contained in his smear videos.
Surely every staff member would see the truth and become even more dedicated than ever and double down on post.
I thought about that actually. I would not put it past David Miscavige to do the following: Take the Aftermath Series, take digital snap shots of certain conversations, taken out of context, edited with a sharp intent to twist or alter the intent or meaning in some way, and then seamlessly edit in his own comments or footage shot inside the echo chamber-bubble for internal consumption. He could put out the word that there is OT data that had to be cut out.
Good one RB.
I do remember way back in the mid/late 80’s, early 90s maybe, there was a rumour circulating around the org that staff near Miscavige were called into ethics to explain why they had read on Miscavige while he still allowed himself to be put on the meter. I thought it was bs at the time – not so sure now. Nothing surprises me about Scientology or the robot clams connected to it.
Leah said in one of the last episodes that DM said, “All I do around here is look for the suppressive persons…” Therefore, he WOULD read on everybody. To him, they all are hidden SPs, IRS agents or martians.
Loonie as a rabid dog, and just as dangerous.
Oh, how far they have fallen. This brought to mind a tale told me by the LAO Practical Supervisor in the late 60’s. They had students that felt their TRs were ‘in’ to go downtown LA and confront street people, engage them with simple discussion and get honest replies. The Supervisor knew when the comm course twins returned what the outcome was. Very good indicators meant that both students had confront and communication down pat: The others simply came in the course room and started doing the TR drills again. But that was long go and in a universe far away.
That’s funny. A person who cannot have a conversation with a person who doesn’t have a place to live is a pretty far down the scale in beginner human abilities.
Many folks have noted that the cult’s POW-style hate sites and sMarty’s whinesmear video series are all just so incredibly lame and embarrassingly bad that it’s difficult to imagine anyone, including cultists, taking them seriously or *oopsy* not being curious about the $cn-critical books, blogs, documentaries and television series that they’re referring to.
On that view, it would seem that the cult’s hate/smear campaign could easily have the very unintended consequence of prompting more folks to be curious about Leah and Mike’s series, instead of fewer. It goes against Elron’s direct orders concerning entheta, which state that cultists should “always attack, never defend” the cult’s perceived enemies.
However, this cult strategy DOES make sense if you look at it from the perspective of a cult which is beyond desperate to hold onto the remaining sheeple in the flock. Showing selected video segments to $cilons who sound like they may be wavering in their Hitler Youth-like fervor for Dear Leader would be a very good test to use in order to determine how willing they are to NOT object to or question all of the incredibly obvious points that any normal person would be quick to notice and comment on.
In other words, lil davey can use these POW/hostage videos and sMarty’s mini-hate video segments to create custom-made, dead agent packs that individual cultists can be shown, if the cult’s internal thought police unit suspects they’re wavering in their loyalty to the cult and its tiny, but hugely evil ruler. If they swallow that crap without questions or objections, then they’ve passed the cult loyalty test. If not, it’s time to sec-check’em and begin threatening them with disconnection or whatever other leverage they’ve got over them.
Thus, as a means of counter-attacking the cult’s incredibly bad public image, these hate sites and videos are worse than ineffectual. But as a means of gauging cult loyalty and willingness to believe whatever they’re told, this cult initiative will serve that purpose. Plus, just being called onto the cult carpet by your EO is enough to put the fear of Xenu in long-time cultists who know very well that they’re in for some very expensive sec checking, unless they can put on their best mindless Ronbot face and react correctly when they’re shown these horribly made, completely transparent hostage videos.
Thus, the cult can use them as means of assessing loyalty to the cult and of tightening control over its rapidly dwindling membership simultaneously. Of course, it’ won’t work in the long run, but lil davey seems to be most concerned now with just retaining coercive control over those who are left in the cult, in order to extract as much cash from them as possible before the whole foul mess collapses under the accumulated weight of all of the cult’s felony crimes and massive human/civil rights violations.
Seen in that light, what looks utterly lame and completely clueless from the outside looking in, ends up making sense when viewed from the inside, using $cio-logic.
How would you know for sure that you were in a very high-demand, high-control group that didn’t have your best interests at heart?
You’ll know that for sure when you’re dragged into ethics, shown segments of these completely execrable (i.e., totally shitty) videos, and you feel compelled to NOT mention how petty and mean girlish they are or how completely they fail to address the very specific allegations of felony criminal behavior and serious abuse that have been made.
They are only for COB’s satisfaction that he has talked smack to them, a one upmanship thang. Kinda: “Oh yeah? Really? Is that the best you got? Well, take a look at this, you so and so.”
He really doesn’t care what anyone else thinks, he is just getting even with whomever he perceives as an enemy by making the hate site about them.
Yes Ms.P good comment. Scientology is the most volatile unreality every to grace the minds of culthood enthusiasts. Scientology sure insists upon the ‘nitro glycerine’ of thought responses as a membership requirement. It could be suggested their operational logo would be something like, ‘no thought too small or action insignificant, we take it all seriously’!
If Scientology was a drug, no one would ever know for sure what it does, as all it creates are side effects.
Shirley – simply put – to upset someone, to be upset about something in a bad way.
For example if a hurricane was headed for your house you would be “enturbulated” about the outcome of losing house.
In a scientology setting, a person looking at another sideways might have “enturbulated” them. And the rest of their day completely ruined. Oh my, yes, silly but true.
To make turbulent, like a bad wind hitting a plane, for example. To cause to spin. “To enturbulate” is the verb version of to cause turbulence with someone’s theta or positive energy (for the sake of this definition).
“He was enturbulated when he found out that his wife had spent all the money because he didn’t know how he was going to pay the rent.” Causing mass confusion and upset.
Lol, me too! In season five, episode four, of King of Queens, Leah’s character throws some serious shade on some poor undeserving wretch and it’s totally obvious that she’s NOT acting there, but just expressing her inner SP!
Gilligan’s Island suffered a similar fate. You think Mary Anne is all cute and good looks? What went on behinds the bamboo walls is enough to make your coconut cream pie curdle – Thurston Howell III never saw it coming!
I’m surprised her auditor overlooked that glaring defect in her thetan and thus missed the golden(rod) opportunity of sending her to ethics to terminatedly handle that defective aspect of her personality. This would have prevented a whole world of trouble as evidenced by the current Aftermath fiasco. Hell hath no fury like a Remini reborn.
Yeah, no kidding Frank! I’ve witnessed Leah not even respond to someone who replies, likes, or retweets one of her tweets on Twitter!
You know, the least she could do is take just a few seconds to type “Thank you very much [insert name] for the Like/Reply/Retweet” to everyone individually, just to show her appreciation. I mean, she only gets several tens of thousands of those each week probably (I’d say 100K tops in any given week). It would only take her…..what…..maybe only 70 hours each week at the most to respond to every single person? That’s not even a full-time job in the Sea Org!
I mean, what else does she do with her time? Work on Kevin Can Wait? Travel across country to interview other people who’ve been abused by a place that calls themselves a “church”? Spend time with her family? Her friends? Eat? Relax? Sleep? Enjoy life? Certainly all of that doesn’t take THAT much of her time every week.
To show her appreciation to all of the people who “Like” what she says on Twitter and other social media, she could, at the very least, spend just a few seconds each week to type “Thank you very much for Liking my comment” (maybe multiplied by around 100,000 or so, but whatever).
Everyone who has ever been scorned by her not saying “Thank you very much…..” for liking one of her Tweets or Instagram photos or Facebook updates or etc. should band together and make a video so the whole world can see just how selfish and unappreciative Leah Remini truly is!
THAT should globally get the word about about her and completely shatter her suppression! At the very least, it would have the same impact as all of the other videos!
I remember that photo of Leah Remini leaving Dancing with the Stars rehearsal and getting into her car, with “Blown for Good” tucked under her arm. Entourage count: 0
RB in great form again.
Really appreciate your work to “translate” what I read into what is happening on the ground.Especially in the middle of the unprecedented exposure.Thanks for being back!
The bOrg should hang around very nice restaurants and park cars. It would pay much better than working at the mOrg. And they can sell the nice ones to chop shops and make some real money.
Hurricane Leah has reached category 10 and is blowing every clam down. Refute that Clams!
Good food for thought, RB. Really makes me wonder what the less indoctrinated public members wondering when they are being put through pressures just for being human.
Ooh I need upstats babe
I guess you know it’s true
Hope I get some cash babe
I could use some food
Pay me, save me, pay me, save me
I ain’t got nothin’ but Dave babe
Eight days a week
Eight days a week
The ED screaming ‘fuck you’
Eight days a week
An org that’s filled with empty chairs
Ooh I need upstats babe
I guess you know it’s true
Hope I get some cash babe
I could use new shoes
Pay me, save me, pay me, save me
I ain’t got nothin’ but Dave babe
Eight days a week
Another song that will be stuck in my head all day! ?
Sorry, couldn’t resist. ?
Outstanding, Moxie! Are we in the Golden Age of Moxie now? Seriously, you just keep churning them out.
I’ve learned to channel my inner moxie. ?
This is the auditing that never ends
It goes on & on my friend
Some people started auditing
Knowing what it was
But people kept on auditing just because…
This is the auditing that never ends
It goes on & on my friend
Some people started auditing
Knowing what it was
But people kept on auditing just because…
This is the auditing that never ends
It goes on & on my friend
Some people started auditing
Knowing what it was
But people kept on auditing just because…
Well if Frank won’t do a smear video against Leah Remini, maybe they could get “Alicia Selverson” to do it.
At the rate people are leaving scientology, soon she is all Miscavige will have remaining.
(I wonder if you can beat and choke an imaginary scientologist?)
You’re not remembered for the majority, you’re remembered for a small number of assholes.
It certainly feels like they are getting to this level of pettiness. Please tell me this Never-In that this shit is just an exagerated scenario. I’m really afraid of your answer…
Hey Teen – well, it is a little bit of an exaggeration…but not much. Seriously. If the person is too clean (meaning Leah) and they can’t find anything on them, or Miscavige has “shot his wad” and can’t find anything new and/or terrible, they will either find something like this that’s “true” or just make something up and have someone say it on film. Yes, they do.
They do the same in their big deal promotions of their successes. One time there was this announcement that a park was named for LRH. A big hoopla was made about it at an event. Everyone cheered.
Come to find out that that “park” was only about an 5 X10 foot section of grass that had a sign on it that said, “L. Ron Hubbard Park”. I was told that by a person who was there while they were filming it for the event.
Yep, they do it.
How dare that lady say something about his Vest it’s clearly an upstat and thus in-ethics! That vest probably has better stats for this week than both of them combined!!! SEC CHECK HER!!! WHAT ARE HER CRIMES AGAINST THAT ETHICAL VEST!???!! [/sarcasm!]
RB
That is some truly Ideal Comedy!!
RB is a genius and I hope someday his work is available in book form.
But I don’t understand the part of this cartoon where the man in the vest says that there’s no way to get a member of the public to pay for a sec-check if he doesn’t want to pay. There are all kinds of threats staff can make including not letting the holdout continue up the bridge.
Off topic…
“Enturbulated Squirrels” would make yet another good band name.
I think it would be really smart for Dave to order all staff to watch every episode of Aftermath. Right after each episode he could easily handle this obvious Black PR with the Truth as contained in his smear videos.
Surely every staff member would see the truth and become even more dedicated than ever and double down on post.
I thought about that actually. I would not put it past David Miscavige to do the following: Take the Aftermath Series, take digital snap shots of certain conversations, taken out of context, edited with a sharp intent to twist or alter the intent or meaning in some way, and then seamlessly edit in his own comments or footage shot inside the echo chamber-bubble for internal consumption. He could put out the word that there is OT data that had to be cut out.
Good one RB.
I do remember way back in the mid/late 80’s, early 90s maybe, there was a rumour circulating around the org that staff near Miscavige were called into ethics to explain why they had read on Miscavige while he still allowed himself to be put on the meter. I thought it was bs at the time – not so sure now. Nothing surprises me about Scientology or the robot clams connected to it.
“Miscavige” could read on *anybody* I wonder if they ever checked “ownership” on reads.
Leah said in one of the last episodes that DM said, “All I do around here is look for the suppressive persons…” Therefore, he WOULD read on everybody. To him, they all are hidden SPs, IRS agents or martians.
Loonie as a rabid dog, and just as dangerous.
Oh, how far they have fallen. This brought to mind a tale told me by the LAO Practical Supervisor in the late 60’s. They had students that felt their TRs were ‘in’ to go downtown LA and confront street people, engage them with simple discussion and get honest replies. The Supervisor knew when the comm course twins returned what the outcome was. Very good indicators meant that both students had confront and communication down pat: The others simply came in the course room and started doing the TR drills again. But that was long go and in a universe far away.
EDIT: That was auditor training courses and students that had to pass TR drills at every level. NOT the beginning comm course students. Sorry.
That’s funny. A person who cannot have a conversation with a person who doesn’t have a place to live is a pretty far down the scale in beginner human abilities.
Many folks have noted that the cult’s POW-style hate sites and sMarty’s whinesmear video series are all just so incredibly lame and embarrassingly bad that it’s difficult to imagine anyone, including cultists, taking them seriously or *oopsy* not being curious about the $cn-critical books, blogs, documentaries and television series that they’re referring to.
On that view, it would seem that the cult’s hate/smear campaign could easily have the very unintended consequence of prompting more folks to be curious about Leah and Mike’s series, instead of fewer. It goes against Elron’s direct orders concerning entheta, which state that cultists should “always attack, never defend” the cult’s perceived enemies.
However, this cult strategy DOES make sense if you look at it from the perspective of a cult which is beyond desperate to hold onto the remaining sheeple in the flock. Showing selected video segments to $cilons who sound like they may be wavering in their Hitler Youth-like fervor for Dear Leader would be a very good test to use in order to determine how willing they are to NOT object to or question all of the incredibly obvious points that any normal person would be quick to notice and comment on.
In other words, lil davey can use these POW/hostage videos and sMarty’s mini-hate video segments to create custom-made, dead agent packs that individual cultists can be shown, if the cult’s internal thought police unit suspects they’re wavering in their loyalty to the cult and its tiny, but hugely evil ruler. If they swallow that crap without questions or objections, then they’ve passed the cult loyalty test. If not, it’s time to sec-check’em and begin threatening them with disconnection or whatever other leverage they’ve got over them.
Thus, as a means of counter-attacking the cult’s incredibly bad public image, these hate sites and videos are worse than ineffectual. But as a means of gauging cult loyalty and willingness to believe whatever they’re told, this cult initiative will serve that purpose. Plus, just being called onto the cult carpet by your EO is enough to put the fear of Xenu in long-time cultists who know very well that they’re in for some very expensive sec checking, unless they can put on their best mindless Ronbot face and react correctly when they’re shown these horribly made, completely transparent hostage videos.
Thus, the cult can use them as means of assessing loyalty to the cult and of tightening control over its rapidly dwindling membership simultaneously. Of course, it’ won’t work in the long run, but lil davey seems to be most concerned now with just retaining coercive control over those who are left in the cult, in order to extract as much cash from them as possible before the whole foul mess collapses under the accumulated weight of all of the cult’s felony crimes and massive human/civil rights violations.
Seen in that light, what looks utterly lame and completely clueless from the outside looking in, ends up making sense when viewed from the inside, using $cio-logic.
*******************************************************************************************
Dear still-in Scientologist,
How would you know for sure that you were in a very high-demand, high-control group that didn’t have your best interests at heart?
You’ll know that for sure when you’re dragged into ethics, shown segments of these completely execrable (i.e., totally shitty) videos, and you feel compelled to NOT mention how petty and mean girlish they are or how completely they fail to address the very specific allegations of felony criminal behavior and serious abuse that have been made.
Oh my Harpoona my head went into a spin reading your thought process but hey, you might be right, scio. and DM are insanity at its best.
They are only for COB’s satisfaction that he has talked smack to them, a one upmanship thang. Kinda: “Oh yeah? Really? Is that the best you got? Well, take a look at this, you so and so.”
He really doesn’t care what anyone else thinks, he is just getting even with whomever he perceives as an enemy by making the hate site about them.
Mimsey
LOL – this is so true to form. I’ve known more scios. “enturbulated” by the smallest stupidest thing. Good to have you back and safe RB.
Yes Ms.P good comment. Scientology is the most volatile unreality every to grace the minds of culthood enthusiasts. Scientology sure insists upon the ‘nitro glycerine’ of thought responses as a membership requirement. It could be suggested their operational logo would be something like, ‘no thought too small or action insignificant, we take it all seriously’!
If Scientology was a drug, no one would ever know for sure what it does, as all it creates are side effects.
OMG – LOL- “If Scientology was a drug, no one would ever know for sure what it does, as all it creates are side effects.” So true!
Ummm. What does enturbulated mean. ?..sounds like a word my plumber would use. Fixing my sink.
Shirley – simply put – to upset someone, to be upset about something in a bad way.
For example if a hurricane was headed for your house you would be “enturbulated” about the outcome of losing house.
In a scientology setting, a person looking at another sideways might have “enturbulated” them. And the rest of their day completely ruined. Oh my, yes, silly but true.
Enturbulated = upset
To make turbulent, like a bad wind hitting a plane, for example. To cause to spin. “To enturbulate” is the verb version of to cause turbulence with someone’s theta or positive energy (for the sake of this definition).
“He was enturbulated when he found out that his wife had spent all the money because he didn’t know how he was going to pay the rent.” Causing mass confusion and upset.
Simply put … it is what occurs with Dave each day after He wakes up. Then it magically happens to everyone else He comes in contact with.
There is nothing quite as telling as heavy handed honesty. *I* Love it!
I hold the door for people all of the time, I don’t get tipped. Dammit, I need a Sea Org Uniform I guess.
(Yes that is sarcasm, and you would never get one in my home. Let alone on my body.)
I once saw an episode of King of Queens and got upset by Leah’s acting.
Lol, me too! In season five, episode four, of King of Queens, Leah’s character throws some serious shade on some poor undeserving wretch and it’s totally obvious that she’s NOT acting there, but just expressing her inner SP!
Gilligan’s Island suffered a similar fate. You think Mary Anne is all cute and good looks? What went on behinds the bamboo walls is enough to make your coconut cream pie curdle – Thurston Howell III never saw it coming!
LOL – yes and Ginger was being speeeish all that femme fatale and all!
I’m surprised her auditor overlooked that glaring defect in her thetan and thus missed the golden(rod) opportunity of sending her to ethics to terminatedly handle that defective aspect of her personality. This would have prevented a whole world of trouble as evidenced by the current Aftermath fiasco. Hell hath no fury like a Remini reborn.
Yeah, no kidding Frank! I’ve witnessed Leah not even respond to someone who replies, likes, or retweets one of her tweets on Twitter!
You know, the least she could do is take just a few seconds to type “Thank you very much [insert name] for the Like/Reply/Retweet” to everyone individually, just to show her appreciation. I mean, she only gets several tens of thousands of those each week probably (I’d say 100K tops in any given week). It would only take her…..what…..maybe only 70 hours each week at the most to respond to every single person? That’s not even a full-time job in the Sea Org!
I mean, what else does she do with her time? Work on Kevin Can Wait? Travel across country to interview other people who’ve been abused by a place that calls themselves a “church”? Spend time with her family? Her friends? Eat? Relax? Sleep? Enjoy life? Certainly all of that doesn’t take THAT much of her time every week.
To show her appreciation to all of the people who “Like” what she says on Twitter and other social media, she could, at the very least, spend just a few seconds each week to type “Thank you very much for Liking my comment” (maybe multiplied by around 100,000 or so, but whatever).
Everyone who has ever been scorned by her not saying “Thank you very much…..” for liking one of her Tweets or Instagram photos or Facebook updates or etc. should band together and make a video so the whole world can see just how selfish and unappreciative Leah Remini truly is!
THAT should globally get the word about about her and completely shatter her suppression! At the very least, it would have the same impact as all of the other videos!
I remember that photo of Leah Remini leaving Dancing with the Stars rehearsal and getting into her car, with “Blown for Good” tucked under her arm. Entourage count: 0
RB in great form again.
Really appreciate your work to “translate” what I read into what is happening on the ground.Especially in the middle of the unprecedented exposure.Thanks for being back!
The bOrg should hang around very nice restaurants and park cars. It would pay much better than working at the mOrg. And they can sell the nice ones to chop shops and make some real money.
Hurricane Leah has reached category 10 and is blowing every clam down. Refute that Clams!