“Clearsound®” CDs, and, IIRC, special Clearsound® headphones.🤬 I couldn’t figure out what use they’d be at the time. Even then, there were perfectly good MP3 players which would have been sufficient, even if they weren’t “ideal”. ANYthing would have been better than the old reel-to-reel tapes of atrocious quality and the Wollensuck tape players we had to use. Hated the things with a passion.
I began reading and a few lines down read “tonite’s Prosperity Thru Donations Conference” and erupted in laughter – hilarious! Still laughing. My colleagues here are giving me the side -eye 🙂 RB, you consistently out-do yourself. And now back to the rest of the comic.
The pain & sex issue was further evidence of how screwed up Hubbard was, especially on the 2D. I’m still amazed he didn’t pontificate on what love was.
Perhaps he never felt anything above lust? Isn’t that tone level about “using bodies”?
Ha, ha!
You think they’ve both come to their senses but when the lady suggests 2D activity the guy doesn’t feel right about substituting sex for a dumb COB lecture. Yeah. OK, honey, we’ll make out after I listen to an LRH lecture as a substitute for not going to the COB thing.
Sheesh!
Yet another reason I would never have been a good scientologist. A lot I could say here but I’ll just say that my wife is a whole lot more important to me than some idiot who thought he could write and started what he called a religion.
unelectedfloofgoofer says
I would gladly make up stuff about the stuff that Hubbard made up about Marcab for only $40.
It’s too bad the lecture can’t include any new and different information about Marcab.
Why can’t Scientology find out more about Marcab using the same methods that Hubbard used in the 1960s to get the original information about Marcab?
Jere Lull says
“Clearsound®” CDs, and, IIRC, special Clearsound® headphones.🤬 I couldn’t figure out what use they’d be at the time. Even then, there were perfectly good MP3 players which would have been sufficient, even if they weren’t “ideal”. ANYthing would have been better than the old reel-to-reel tapes of atrocious quality and the Wollensuck tape players we had to use. Hated the things with a passion.
Aquamarine says
I began reading and a few lines down read “tonite’s Prosperity Thru Donations Conference” and erupted in laughter – hilarious! Still laughing. My colleagues here are giving me the side -eye 🙂 RB, you consistently out-do yourself. And now back to the rest of the comic.
checkered past says
Hhmmmm….get it on with the wife or listen to a 70 year old LRH lecture…..I’m thinking, I’m thinking!
jim rowles says
RB,
I look forward weekly to your updates on things Scientological. You are creative, imaginative, and skilled at revealing the truth of cult life.
Much appreciation, jim
Lynne Pembroke says
Aw-oh! Someone needs to word-clear the Pain and Sex bulletin!
Jere Lull says
The pain & sex issue was further evidence of how screwed up Hubbard was, especially on the 2D. I’m still amazed he didn’t pontificate on what love was.
Perhaps he never felt anything above lust? Isn’t that tone level about “using bodies”?
Alcoboy says
Ha, ha!
You think they’ve both come to their senses but when the lady suggests 2D activity the guy doesn’t feel right about substituting sex for a dumb COB lecture. Yeah. OK, honey, we’ll make out after I listen to an LRH lecture as a substitute for not going to the COB thing.
Sheesh!
Yawn says
Bizarre, but it’s a great example of ‘Keep Scientology Working’, in action.
Alcoboy says
I guess so.
Mmmehh, it has its merits.
safetyguy says
Yet another reason I would never have been a good scientologist. A lot I could say here but I’ll just say that my wife is a whole lot more important to me than some idiot who thought he could write and started what he called a religion.
Just sayin
Alcoboy says
And well said.