And then…”our Debt Havingness Level” and our tall, cool glass of Cal Mag powder, stirred into
some delicious, apple cider vinegar.”
Nope, no, no its too much!
RB, what the hell have you been drinking, smoking, eating or otherwise osmosing lately?
Look, you’re frequently funny and always amusing but lately you have been non-stop hilarious!
We have to do a coffee table book out of your work, RB. I’ve decided; this has to happen.
Put it up for sale with proceeds to the AfterMath Foundation.
Or, of course, to you 🙂
And, hey, we can charge extra for leather-bound 🙂
Omg, SO accurate!!! You could however live in a cardboard box, drive old vehicles, not (have) anything except IAS status, and perhaps if your really lucky some training or bridge. Otherwise you can throw money at R&D vols, a new tech dictionary every time a tech person is declared, endless Crimanon, Narcanon, Ideal Orgs, I don’t need to go on. Been there, done that.
Got that right, Aqua!
What? No comment from the Mighty Midget?
Oops. Spoke too soon.
To: Aquamarine and Alcoboy
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: Making fun of Scientology.
OUR PRECIOUS SCIENTOLOGY TECH IS NOT CULT GIBBERISH!
ONLY WE HAVE THE TECH TO SAVE MANKIND AND ALL YOU PEOPLE ON THAT STUPID BLOG DO IS HINDER OUR PROGRESS!
THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE YOUR MISERABLE DOWNSTAT SELVES, THOUSANDS OF POTENTIAL ORG PUBLIC ARE TURNING AWAY FROM US BECAUSE OF YOU AND THUS CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THE TRUE METHOD OF PLANETARY CLEARING WHICH IS TO DONATE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO ONE OF OUR PROGRAMS! I GUESS YOU DON’T WANT A CLEARED PLANET!
BUNCH OF SPS!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Aquamarine and Alcoboy
Re: recent comm particle.
Wait. You’re trying to tell me that the communication particles we interchange on this blog are turning people away from Scientology?
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
Aqua, it’s working!
It’s really working!
Have fun with the process servers, Dwarfenfuhrer!
Oh, I’m sorry. I meant, sir.
NOT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
@Alcoboy,
Yes, I can’t wait for him to be finally served.
What a coward he is.
Yo COB,
“Hiding” is not a high tone level.
You are beneath contempt.
To put a fine point on it, you’d have to come UP a few tone levels to be worthy of our contempt.
Much love,
Aqua.
And the poor scns WOULD consider it a good thing: “debt havingness increase”: the willingness to go into ever-increasing debt chasing a magical dream which you KNOW never is as good as the hype. It’s always the NEXT level that’s for sure gonna deliver what the first level was going to — for SURE this time, GUARANTEED!
Yes, they call this utter lack of responsibility with regard to their finances, this willingness to wildly overspend beyond their means “Spirit of Play”.
Divorce this horses arse!
I believe then she may wake up.
“Patron Victimorius” – lolol!
And then…”our Debt Havingness Level” and our tall, cool glass of Cal Mag powder, stirred into
some delicious, apple cider vinegar.”
Nope, no, no its too much!
RB, what the hell have you been drinking, smoking, eating or otherwise osmosing lately?
Look, you’re frequently funny and always amusing but lately you have been non-stop hilarious!
We have to do a coffee table book out of your work, RB. I’ve decided; this has to happen.
Put it up for sale with proceeds to the AfterMath Foundation.
Or, of course, to you 🙂
And, hey, we can charge extra for leather-bound 🙂
Omg, SO accurate!!! You could however live in a cardboard box, drive old vehicles, not (have) anything except IAS status, and perhaps if your really lucky some training or bridge. Otherwise you can throw money at R&D vols, a new tech dictionary every time a tech person is declared, endless Crimanon, Narcanon, Ideal Orgs, I don’t need to go on. Been there, done that.
I like the first panel where the husband has that glassy eyed look as he rattles of a whole bunch of Kool aid drinking nonsense.
Yes, that glassy look! He is the ultimate Clueless Cult Creature! His expressions when he’s mouthing RB’s parody of cult gibberish are priceless!
Got that right, Aqua!
What? No comment from the Mighty Midget?
Oops. Spoke too soon.
To: Aquamarine and Alcoboy
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: Making fun of Scientology.
OUR PRECIOUS SCIENTOLOGY TECH IS NOT CULT GIBBERISH!
ONLY WE HAVE THE TECH TO SAVE MANKIND AND ALL YOU PEOPLE ON THAT STUPID BLOG DO IS HINDER OUR PROGRESS!
THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE YOUR MISERABLE DOWNSTAT SELVES, THOUSANDS OF POTENTIAL ORG PUBLIC ARE TURNING AWAY FROM US BECAUSE OF YOU AND THUS CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THE TRUE METHOD OF PLANETARY CLEARING WHICH IS TO DONATE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO ONE OF OUR PROGRAMS! I GUESS YOU DON’T WANT A CLEARED PLANET!
BUNCH OF SPS!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Aquamarine and Alcoboy
Re: recent comm particle.
Wait. You’re trying to tell me that the communication particles we interchange on this blog are turning people away from Scientology?
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
Aqua, it’s working!
It’s really working!
Have fun with the process servers, Dwarfenfuhrer!
Oh, I’m sorry. I meant, sir.
NOT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
No love at all,
Alcoboy.
@Alcoboy,
Yes, I can’t wait for him to be finally served.
What a coward he is.
Yo COB,
“Hiding” is not a high tone level.
You are beneath contempt.
To put a fine point on it, you’d have to come UP a few tone levels to be worthy of our contempt.
Much love,
Aqua.
A FEW tone levels?
I insist he go all the way up both the tone scale and the conditions to be even considered for our contempt.
Laughter!
Yes, I did understate the situation, didn’t I?
Being worthy of our contempt is way too high a goal, far too steep a gradient for this little sewer rat.
(Metaphorically speaking and with apologies to rats everywhere.)
It’s like an endless feedback loop! Good thing there will never be any new courses or OT levels because all the money will go to the IAS.
“Patron Victimorious” – so horribly accurate!
My apologies to RB. I loaded the panels backwards and didnt notice!! Now fixed.
It still worked.
“debt havingness increased 4x from last year”.
Classic
And the poor scns WOULD consider it a good thing: “debt havingness increase”: the willingness to go into ever-increasing debt chasing a magical dream which you KNOW never is as good as the hype. It’s always the NEXT level that’s for sure gonna deliver what the first level was going to — for SURE this time, GUARANTEED!
Yes, they call this utter lack of responsibility with regard to their finances, this willingness to wildly overspend beyond their means “Spirit of Play”.
These people need to visit the Loan Nazi.
“No loans for you!”
(Seinfeld reference)
Hilarious, RB you have caught the mindset of the Clampire.
Hubby needs to close his mouth quick, or his wife will be reaching in to rip his lungs out very shortly.
I see a divorce and disconnection in the future.
I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already.
At least it’s happening for a good reason! For growing the funds in off-shore accounts!! Endlessly expanding!!!