MAJOR SQUIRRELING ALERT!!! Good thing it’s all backed up by confidential LRH references whose existence was never revealed before. The persons who discovered, complied, and piloted the new tech had to be sent on a special mission to Timbouctou.
Jeffrey Augustine put up a new post at The Scientology Money Project with some hilarious references for court regarding fair game.
Among the interesting things is a statement made by David Miscavige under penalty of perjury in which he claimed that fair game has ceased in 1994!
I am amused because a fair game campaign against myself designed to make me insane or suicidal was carried out by OSA many years after 1994.
So, the obvious question is – should David Miscavige get a perjury conviction and five years in prison for each fair game program carried out after 1994? If so he has several thousand years of prison time to begin serving! Lucky for him his Sea Org contract is only a billion years!!!
A little belated, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mike!👏👏👏. i can attest that with the right girl, it just keeps getting better as we both mature and mellow. Ron was wrong about it being somehow bad in the “sex and pain” issue that drove some young married couples to cease doing what they’d gotten married to DO. Not like Ron who seemed not to get married until the girl was 3 months knocked up.
Oops! I must have misinterpreted something a year or so ago. My calendar’s corrected. Still… Life does get better with maturity. And enjoy it because you deserve all the happiness that scn is trying desperately to strip away like if you have it, they can’t. TBH, scns can’t have joy, or security, or good things, because scn can make slaves of them more easily that way. That’s how he rigged his “game”. Such a vengeful, spiteful guy.
Here I am back again. Too much funny to even quote. The Success Stories, OMg. RB, you’ve done it again. I don’t know how you keep doing it, but you do 🙂
To: Aquamarine
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: finding Regraded Being funny.
You found it funny? YOU FOUND IT FUNNY? Why you hag of an SP!
Can’t you see that this cretin is making fun of our Standarder Tech which is the only thing that can clear the planet? And our most holy founder L. Ron Hubbard did find those Japanese submarines off the coast of Utah or wherever they were! This is proof that Standarder Tech does work when properly delivered! As LRH said, tech uniformly delivered delivers a uniform result or something like that. So stop insulting our tech at once!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: Standarder Tech.
How can a submarine from any nation be off the coast of Utah when Utah has no coastline?
Oh, wait. I get it. You believe those naval stories LRH used to tell about sailing his destroyer down the river to the Great Salt Lake and having to bribe the Mormons to let them dock there. And how he was the only non-Mormon to enter a Mormon temple and be initiated into its secrets.
Boy, did you get taken for a ride.
I always thought it was funny that dispite the fact I had only been sick once in my childhood, no broken bones, cavities, no childhood diseases, not accident prone, always manage to land on my feet, I was dismissed in Scientology land as low level preclear.
Yet, if I had these traits as an OT, well I would be really something! Hmmm
I’ve got it! It’s the fact that I did not find a parking space, now if I had done THAT, then maybe I would have been an able person. 😉
Stupid is as stupid does. Lol
I saw in real time that I really looked like a fool sitting there with those goggles on and realized I was wasting the money I don’t have on this hay processed through the bowels of a male bovine.
As I remember the story he reported, he *thought* he’d gotten that one pesky sub near Oregon though all the pieces fell to the sea floor, no floating debris.
LoosingMyReligion says
Great RB! So hilarious. “Fuck!!! He’s rockslamming again”. I’ll be laughing all day long.
unelectedfloofgoofer says
MAJOR SQUIRRELING ALERT!!! Good thing it’s all backed up by confidential LRH references whose existence was never revealed before. The persons who discovered, complied, and piloted the new tech had to be sent on a special mission to Timbouctou.
Kaye Valko says
This is Hilarious! OMG! You may have given them new ideas! 🤣
This made my day! Needed a good laugh! Thank you!
Mockingbird says
You may already know.
Jeffrey Augustine put up a new post at The Scientology Money Project with some hilarious references for court regarding fair game.
Among the interesting things is a statement made by David Miscavige under penalty of perjury in which he claimed that fair game has ceased in 1994!
I am amused because a fair game campaign against myself designed to make me insane or suicidal was carried out by OSA many years after 1994.
So, the obvious question is – should David Miscavige get a perjury conviction and five years in prison for each fair game program carried out after 1994? If so he has several thousand years of prison time to begin serving! Lucky for him his Sea Org contract is only a billion years!!!
https://scientologymoneyproject.com/2023/03/31/fair-game-legal-cases-cited-and-excerpts-for-use-in-lawsuits-against-the-church-of-scientology/
Jere Lull says
A little belated, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mike!👏👏👏. i can attest that with the right girl, it just keeps getting better as we both mature and mellow. Ron was wrong about it being somehow bad in the “sex and pain” issue that drove some young married couples to cease doing what they’d gotten married to DO. Not like Ron who seemed not to get married until the girl was 3 months knocked up.
Mike Rinder says
It’s not my birthday until 10 April
Jere Lull says
Oops! I must have misinterpreted something a year or so ago. My calendar’s corrected. Still… Life does get better with maturity. And enjoy it because you deserve all the happiness that scn is trying desperately to strip away like if you have it, they can’t. TBH, scns can’t have joy, or security, or good things, because scn can make slaves of them more easily that way. That’s how he rigged his “game”. Such a vengeful, spiteful guy.
Duke of Chug says
Well then, Happy Birthday today!
Aquamarine says
Started reading and got as far as “The In or Out Rundown”…my first Friday LOL. Back to reading the rest now.
Aquamarine says
Here I am back again. Too much funny to even quote. The Success Stories, OMg. RB, you’ve done it again. I don’t know how you keep doing it, but you do 🙂
Alcoboy says
To: Aquamarine
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: finding Regraded Being funny.
You found it funny? YOU FOUND IT FUNNY? Why you hag of an SP!
Can’t you see that this cretin is making fun of our Standarder Tech which is the only thing that can clear the planet? And our most holy founder L. Ron Hubbard did find those Japanese submarines off the coast of Utah or wherever they were! This is proof that Standarder Tech does work when properly delivered! As LRH said, tech uniformly delivered delivers a uniform result or something like that. So stop insulting our tech at once!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: Standarder Tech.
How can a submarine from any nation be off the coast of Utah when Utah has no coastline?
Oh, wait. I get it. You believe those naval stories LRH used to tell about sailing his destroyer down the river to the Great Salt Lake and having to bribe the Mormons to let them dock there. And how he was the only non-Mormon to enter a Mormon temple and be initiated into its secrets.
Boy, did you get taken for a ride.
No love at all,
Alcoboy.
Aquamarine says
You tell’m Alco 🙂
Ruth says
I always thought it was funny that dispite the fact I had only been sick once in my childhood, no broken bones, cavities, no childhood diseases, not accident prone, always manage to land on my feet, I was dismissed in Scientology land as low level preclear.
Yet, if I had these traits as an OT, well I would be really something! Hmmm
I’ve got it! It’s the fact that I did not find a parking space, now if I had done THAT, then maybe I would have been an able person. 😉
Stupid is as stupid does. Lol
safetyguy says
Or, “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
SL1978 says
No wonder it takes years of therapy to get over SCN.
safetyguy says
I saw in real time that I really looked like a fool sitting there with those goggles on and realized I was wasting the money I don’t have on this hay processed through the bowels of a male bovine.
Francis Khoury says
This is awesome! NOW is the time to sign up!
Alcoboy says
Wonder if LRH ever found those Japanese submarines.
Francis Khoury says
The navy is keeping it on the down-low.
safetyguy says
Only in his dreams.
Jere Lull says
As I remember the story he reported, he *thought* he’d gotten that one pesky sub near Oregon though all the pieces fell to the sea floor, no floating debris.
Alcoboy says
I thought it was off the coast of Utah.