Yes! Everything a Scientologist does or doesn’t do is ethical if its for the greatest good, and if they need a stat by 2PM on Thursday! And you can take that statement to the BANK, in every sense of the word 🙂
Looks like he had a bad ARC break. Those can be VERY expensive to handle. The good news is that a generous donation may make Ethics tear up the chit with a yawn.
The creation of dianetics…bua ha ha ha ha ha! Buuuaaa ha ha ha ha ha…is a milestone…hee hee hee ha ha ha…for Man comparable to…Oh hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee… his discovery of fire and superior…ha ha ha haaa haaa ha ha…to his inventions of the wheel and…Hee hee hee…arch.
Of course they’re ethical. The thing is, you have to look up what ‘ethics’ means in a SCIENTOLOGY dictionary. For them, ‘ethical’ is anything that helps Scientology. Including lying, cheating, stealing, and sometimes even killing.
Aquamarine says
Yes! Everything a Scientologist does or doesn’t do is ethical if its for the greatest good, and if they need a stat by 2PM on Thursday! And you can take that statement to the BANK, in every sense of the word 🙂
unelectedfloofgoofer says
Looks like he had a bad ARC break. Those can be VERY expensive to handle. The good news is that a generous donation may make Ethics tear up the chit with a yawn.
Fred G. Haseney says
The creation of dianetics…bua ha ha ha ha ha! Buuuaaa ha ha ha ha ha…is a milestone…hee hee hee ha ha ha…for Man comparable to…Oh hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee… his discovery of fire and superior…ha ha ha haaa haaa ha ha…to his inventions of the wheel and…Hee hee hee…arch.
Todd Cray says
I don’t say this enough: Thanks, RB! I’m looking forward to your contributions every Friday. Once again, you outdid yourself 47x!
Alcoboy says
He needs an assist after some wog mocked Scientology?
I guess the truth does hurt.
Paul Ronk says
Sad part of this is that it’s true.
Yawn says
Brilliant RB! You got the hysterical laughing of that character down wonderfully, “Who ever heard of an ethical rapist?!”
Had a good laugh, thanks.
Miss Dutch says
Of course they’re ethical. The thing is, you have to look up what ‘ethics’ means in a SCIENTOLOGY dictionary. For them, ‘ethical’ is anything that helps Scientology. Including lying, cheating, stealing, and sometimes even killing.
otherles says
If the Church Of Scientology is ethical then so is the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. (Okay, I’m a old school Cold Warrior.)