The glowing moon to look-at-that-wall transition was just hilarious RB! This guy doesn’t even have his bridging manners in, go to cramming, that’s why the locational did not work!
LOL . . . Yeah, right!
For some reason, this triggered a similar earlier incident on the track.
I remember seeing a small child (around 2 years old) run right into a glass window in a mORGue.
He fell backwards on to the floor. He was crying and screaming.
The Scientologist parent did a locational assist….”look at that wall, thank you, look at that desk, thank you” etc. The kid was screaming and crying and did not stop. He was not looking at anything because his eyes were shut and streaming with tears…but the bat shit crazy $ciendollatrist kept giving him the auditing command and giving him an ack even though the kid was obviously not in present time with full perceptics.
I was a died in the wool Scientologist during that time yet my first reaction – I thought to myself – my god man, pick up your kid and hold him. He is in shock and it probably hurt. Hold him!! Hug him!! He is a child.
The poor kid. I hope he escaped the cult and the parents got out and deprogrammed themselves.
WTF? I guess that was my reactive mind working and I needed to get rid of it.
This strip reminds me of when I was on staff at Dean and Vicki Stokes’ Mission of the Southwest in Dallas, Texas in the 70’s. Staff lived there in the same building we delivered services. One night I walked outside and my breath was taken away at the sight of the moon. Then I realized I hadn’t been out of that building in two months. I thought the shit that went on in that mission was an anomaly. It was child’s play compared to what was going on on the Apollo.
Mr. Scam Man, had a bad dream (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
BTs and clusters, and more fantasy (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Call it religion, you’ll be in clover (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Who cares if all those people’s lives are over
Scam Man, now you’re alone (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Don’t have nobody to call your own (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Please go off to Target Three
Mr. Scam Man, you’re a bad dream!
Tracking with both of you. Wondering where OSD has been for the past few weeks. OSD, give us a shout out that you’re OK! And if there’s something you’re handling, we’ll understand, and you can share it or not. Just let us know!
Oh, and Wynski too! DITTO the above for you, WYynski. its been a looong time. Let us know how you’re doing, please! Good thoughts and feelings being sent your way!
That is “handling the PC’s origination” by the book.
That is the sad part of training in scientology:
The auditor does not care about PC’s feelings.
He is trained in killing any compassion and empathy he could have.
Whereas compassion and empathy are very high toned emotions.
Not to argue, but the ones I had back in the day cared. The few I had were very caring. But that was a long time ago. The last auditing I had ended just before the first GAT was came out. I was never audited by a certified GAT ! or GAT II auditor.
Also for one reason or another I never got to Flag. When I had the time I didn’t have the money; when the money was no problem I was too busy at work. So I never made it there.
As I said, my last auditing ended right before GAT I. Between 2000 and 2005 I knew a girl who went frequently to Flag. Spent a LOT of money there. She was NOT happy. The way she described her auditing…I didn’t believe her. I was never audited that way! Secretly, I thought she was making it up, nattering, or whatever.
I was judging out of my OWN auditing experiences, the auditing that I had received over a decade before.
And I had no direct experience with Flag auditing. I knew NOTHING about the place apart from what we were told at events. Of course, since my auditing had been positive, done in my little org, I assumed (ahem) that Flag auditing would HAVE to be SUPERB.
So when this girl would tell me how pissed off she was, how unsatisfactory her auditing had been, I was shocked. I never wrote her up for this but would naively urge her to “get it handled” because I just could not conceive at the time that Flag auditing would be anything less than perfect, given that my own (again, done over a decade ago) had been just fine.
Today, after years of reading about Flag, about what that place is really like, I see that she was not exaggerating. NOW I have reality on how that girl’s auditing WAS a nightmare. And it was always her fault, according to her. Flag drained a lot of money out of her.
I’m still trying to figure this out. SOMETHING had to have changed, radically. i know about the 3 swing FN – that had to have been – and what am I saying? HAS TO BE a nightmare for anyone receiving auditing. Maybe other stuff too but I can see how that alone would really, REALLY fuck someone up.
I had Flag auditing … more than a hundred grand worth of it. 🙁
For my auditors…I would give a home to two of them. Any time. Another one,….I’d feed perhaps.
The rest…. not so much.
There was only one who was really gross with the auditor’s code, she was old and awful. The others were just too robotic or cold. (or had such thick accents the auditing was too difficult)
…
At AO and ASHO I had a great auditor at both orgs, and a couple incompetent ones.
At my local org I had one or two good ones and several fumblers.
…….
Having said this… I didn’t really think any but the worst couple “didn’t care”.
I’ve held quite a few posts in my day, and I also know that there is extreme pressure on these guys. And when shit hits the fan, the teck guys get declared pretty quickly. Heads on pikes easily…
Low Admin posts were the safest and had less pressure.
…….
We do know that the dedication needed to be in Scn and on staff is such that most people are there sacrificing because of good intentions. Misguided and totally living on another planet, but not asshats out to harm.
The glowing moon to look-at-that-wall transition was just hilarious RB! This guy doesn’t even have his bridging manners in, go to cramming, that’s why the locational did not work!
LOL . . . Yeah, right!
That’s hilarious! Well done RB!
“The End Phenomena is not the one you’re postulating”
AAAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHH!
LOVE IT!
WAY TO GO, RB!
To all scientologists…
Look at that mirror. Thank you.
Look at that enabler of a despicable organization with a thuggish leader. Thank you.
Great, as always! Still laughing!
lol – hilarious and true at the same time.
For some reason, this triggered a similar earlier incident on the track.
I remember seeing a small child (around 2 years old) run right into a glass window in a mORGue.
He fell backwards on to the floor. He was crying and screaming.
The Scientologist parent did a locational assist….”look at that wall, thank you, look at that desk, thank you” etc. The kid was screaming and crying and did not stop. He was not looking at anything because his eyes were shut and streaming with tears…but the bat shit crazy $ciendollatrist kept giving him the auditing command and giving him an ack even though the kid was obviously not in present time with full perceptics.
I was a died in the wool Scientologist during that time yet my first reaction – I thought to myself – my god man, pick up your kid and hold him. He is in shock and it probably hurt. Hold him!! Hug him!! He is a child.
The poor kid. I hope he escaped the cult and the parents got out and deprogrammed themselves.
WTF? I guess that was my reactive mind working and I needed to get rid of it.
Sigh. Too true.
Oops, misquoted on previous post. Corrected to “…Third Final Big Push…”
“…third final event…”
Sad and accurate.
Excellent RB. You’ve nailed the agenda of the true Scientologist! My money’s on the dog.
My comments remain on Co$ educational vids…OSA too busy concocting fraudulent emails. This one on the Marriage Course:
https://youtu.be/hdIEX001ew0
This strip reminds me of when I was on staff at Dean and Vicki Stokes’ Mission of the Southwest in Dallas, Texas in the 70’s. Staff lived there in the same building we delivered services. One night I walked outside and my breath was taken away at the sight of the moon. Then I realized I hadn’t been out of that building in two months. I thought the shit that went on in that mission was an anomaly. It was child’s play compared to what was going on on the Apollo.
Coming up to present time now. 🙂
Thanks for the laugh RB.
I’m rooting for Fido!
He’s about to get Clear up on the bed, berthing with his Missus.
Arf! How do you like my Rank now, daddio?
Typical cult behavior and thus a song for Elron!
Mr. Scam Man, had a bad dream (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
BTs and clusters, and more fantasy (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Call it religion, you’ll be in clover (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Who cares if all those people’s lives are over
Scam Man, now you’re alone (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Don’t have nobody to call your own (bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk)
Please go off to Target Three
Mr. Scam Man, you’re a bad dream!
Scribe – that was awesome. VWD!! I would like to give you a commends cert for your ethics folder….oh wait…we are out of the cult.
I loved it!! Now I got that tune in my head….LOL
Thanks Stat, a little spirit of play. Now where did I hear that phrase before?
Outstanding, Scribe 🙂
Thanks Aqua. From Ron the Scam Man to Dave the Bagman.
Hey OSD! Where are ya buddy? Hope you are well.
Yes Ann, I was thinking exactly the same thing yesterday!
I do hope he is OK?
Tracking with both of you. Wondering where OSD has been for the past few weeks. OSD, give us a shout out that you’re OK! And if there’s something you’re handling, we’ll understand, and you can share it or not. Just let us know!
Oh, and Wynski too! DITTO the above for you, WYynski. its been a looong time. Let us know how you’re doing, please! Good thoughts and feelings being sent your way!
Yeah, where are you Dude?
Last post I saw him make was about 4-5 days ago which was “I wish I could post.” Maybe he’s up for a new computer?
Yes! He is a lovely presence here on the board, I too hope things are OK. We’d help him in a heartbeat if needed.
Mike would have his email addie and could check for us. Send our good wishes.
🙂
Hahaha! Too funny. Thanx for starting my day with laughter.
That is “handling the PC’s origination” by the book.
That is the sad part of training in scientology:
The auditor does not care about PC’s feelings.
He is trained in killing any compassion and empathy he could have.
Whereas compassion and empathy are very high toned emotions.
Not to argue, but the ones I had back in the day cared. The few I had were very caring. But that was a long time ago. The last auditing I had ended just before the first GAT was came out. I was never audited by a certified GAT ! or GAT II auditor.
Also for one reason or another I never got to Flag. When I had the time I didn’t have the money; when the money was no problem I was too busy at work. So I never made it there.
As I said, my last auditing ended right before GAT I. Between 2000 and 2005 I knew a girl who went frequently to Flag. Spent a LOT of money there. She was NOT happy. The way she described her auditing…I didn’t believe her. I was never audited that way! Secretly, I thought she was making it up, nattering, or whatever.
I was judging out of my OWN auditing experiences, the auditing that I had received over a decade before.
And I had no direct experience with Flag auditing. I knew NOTHING about the place apart from what we were told at events. Of course, since my auditing had been positive, done in my little org, I assumed (ahem) that Flag auditing would HAVE to be SUPERB.
So when this girl would tell me how pissed off she was, how unsatisfactory her auditing had been, I was shocked. I never wrote her up for this but would naively urge her to “get it handled” because I just could not conceive at the time that Flag auditing would be anything less than perfect, given that my own (again, done over a decade ago) had been just fine.
Today, after years of reading about Flag, about what that place is really like, I see that she was not exaggerating. NOW I have reality on how that girl’s auditing WAS a nightmare. And it was always her fault, according to her. Flag drained a lot of money out of her.
I’m still trying to figure this out. SOMETHING had to have changed, radically. i know about the 3 swing FN – that had to have been – and what am I saying? HAS TO BE a nightmare for anyone receiving auditing. Maybe other stuff too but I can see how that alone would really, REALLY fuck someone up.
I had Flag auditing … more than a hundred grand worth of it. 🙁
For my auditors…I would give a home to two of them. Any time. Another one,….I’d feed perhaps.
The rest…. not so much.
There was only one who was really gross with the auditor’s code, she was old and awful. The others were just too robotic or cold. (or had such thick accents the auditing was too difficult)
…
At AO and ASHO I had a great auditor at both orgs, and a couple incompetent ones.
At my local org I had one or two good ones and several fumblers.
…….
Having said this… I didn’t really think any but the worst couple “didn’t care”.
I’ve held quite a few posts in my day, and I also know that there is extreme pressure on these guys. And when shit hits the fan, the teck guys get declared pretty quickly. Heads on pikes easily…
Low Admin posts were the safest and had less pressure.
…….
We do know that the dedication needed to be in Scn and on staff is such that most people are there sacrificing because of good intentions. Misguided and totally living on another planet, but not asshats out to harm.
Very good.
First laugh of the day!
Mbwahahaha!! That was both funny and painful!
Thanks RB, I need to clean my screen after this one.
Good woofer.
That might be the funniest one yet. Even though it looked too good to be true in the beginning, I was still suckered in. Look at that wall, indeed!
Lol .?….leave it to RB to tell it like it is…
lol. Looks like that dog is begging for a sec check.
Maybe he is going to be the 2nd ‘declared’ dog. He can go live with the Smith-Levin’s SP pet!
MKM! ROFL! ?
The dog’s name is probably Osa.
That’s a great name for a dog or a cat. Or better yet, a parrot or a parakeet! You could teach it to say, “What are your crimes?” Hilarious!
Hey, that just gave me an idea.
For Miscavige’s next birthday, let’s send him some parakeets that we’ve trained to say, “What are your crimes?” “What are your crimes?” over and over.
We could send some to Tom too only his would be saying, “Tom, Tom, you’re glib! You’re glib, Tom!”, and then laughing maniacally.
Lucky for him he’s a dog pc.
Hahaha, xcellent!
You don’t have the rank.Hilarious.
Tommy Davis: You don’t have the rank!
Leah Remini: But you sure have the stank!
Oh gosh, RB, I haven’t cracked up out loud in a long time. THAT HANDLING! LOL