I’ve laughed so hard at Regraded Being’s portrayals of Miscavige that I’ve actually grown a soft spot for him in my heart. There’s something adorable about his brand of madness – like that of a little kid. Who’da thunk?
Micromanagement Hell, performed by a microcephalic meglomaniac (try saying that fast three times -LOL)
I’ll bet that’s what a typical day in Der Lil Furher’s life looks like…ordering clown suits for his minions, swilling cheap whiskey, and hand-holding celebs over the phone to keep them on the chain…all that’s left to portray would be a halo of tobacco smoke circling his little head as he chain-smokes in frustration…
Regraded: I’d love to see a series of “inside the mind of DM’s assistant” that shows what’s going through her mind as she stands by watching the Pope of $cientology “hard at work”…LOL…it would the next best think to being a fly on the wall…
There are clown suits and then there are clown suits. The orders need not to be placed. It seems several of the confront/shatter/pull attention away from damaging info videos/discussions I’ve seen, clearly show clown suits, albeit a different version, currently in use. From my view…they were already wearing clown shoes/suits like the many who have inflicted foot bullets on behalf of organization belief system before this latest jaw dropper. JMHO.
Can’t you fix Lou’s hair issue by ordering her to get a brazilian wax?
El Nino update: Flash flood warnings now include the Beaumont area. Right on top of the mountain that will supply the wall-to-wall mud for your Club-Med on the fringe of Hemet.
El Chapo update: The Mexican Marines have given him facial wounds as they close in on him in Western Mexico.
How is your weekend shaping up? Is your tent going up on schedule at Saint Hill? Where exactly, at Saint Hill, was it that you slugged that pre-clear?
I’d say RB is right on the money as regards the frantic reactions of Big Being #3 to this latest huge embarrassment to the cult, courtesy of Leah Remini.
Think about it; if GC is nominated for an Oscar for Best Documentary, Tom Cruise is going to be in a real pickle about whether or not to attend the Academy Awards.
My guess is that because he’s Miscavige’s little pet he’ll boycott them very publicly, “on his own determinism”.
For starters, “When in doubt, Disconnect”. Hilarious, RB! And then the crossed out cross but upside down, and as always, the top of DM hidden behind the desk with only his pompadour peaking over which somehow never fails to get me where I live …you’re the best, Regraded.
With TC now headed to Florida, when does the push for the Ideal Flag start up? Technically, the SP Building isn’t “ideal”. It’s tacky and the decor defines “fugly”, just like an Idle Morgue, but it isn’t “ideal”. Could that be the ultimate Reg Push? FSM* knows that the Toxic Dwarf has done everything possible for TC other than to wipe his ass, so this scenario isn’t out of the picture.
One of the food safety systems that I audit has their annual convention in Tampa next year. I was wondering if I should go. Do you think I should give the Flaggots another chance to handle me, or did Kathy “Nothing I Say Is” True and her doughty crew blow her final opportunity? Remember, to give them a chance, I would have to endure three days of other food safety geeks. I think I’d rather have a second circumcision than that.
* – FSM = Flying Spaghetti Monster, not the Scientology definition
Tom has to pay too much tax in California, so he is headed to Florida like many others do for the same reason.
El Nino update: Mudslides in So Cal have shut down Interstate 5 for 24 hours. Have you made plans to relocate the Hole for the new wave of incarcerated cadre members who were too terrified to warn you that the flash flooding is headed for your Hemet bunker?
(I love all the contradictory orders DM barks out at the end — putting people in double binds like that on what to do is a known way of making them go nuts!)
There’s a good general discussion on double binds at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_bind — Miscavige seems to have made an art of this way of controlling, confusing, introverting, and dominating others.
It’s very true about Puerto Rico. Already 2 buildings for Ideal Org have reached final push for the purchase then that building is not going to be the Ideal Org building anymore. Now they are looking for another building. Most public are very nice people who believe Sientology will make them have affluence and prosperity but after many years always still have struggle to make enough money to just pay their living bills. They are always told that you only have to do the next level and by magic everything will become solved and you will have a lot of money. You must always give your money to the Ideal Org first because money flows like in a hose so you must have it flow out very much ( to the Ideal Org) and then that will work like suction in a hose and it will begin to flow in from the other end. I know Puerto Rico is not special because I read the same stories about other places with Ideal Orgs. I have visited other Ideal Orgs and saw that the small Puerto Org has sometimes even more People in the courses than the Ideal Orgs. The other Orgs has more PCs because in Puerto Rico the public go to Venezuela or to Mexico for auditing because it is much cheaper because of the dolllar value. Even some staff and opinion leader public do not get auditing in their own org. I feel very bad for the public in Puerto Rico because they are told many promises that will never come true. They give the Scientology people their trust but they are being tricked so they keep giving more money. It is a very bad shameful thing these scientology people to to these people they pretend to be friends to. I think Regraded Being knows what is happening with all of the Ideal Orgs. They are all tricks only to take good peoples money away from them. I can never understand David Miscavige. Money is not so good without any true friends. Money is no good if you have to hide from other people. Money or Scientology did not give him freedom or a nice family to share with. Poor man.
“Basta Ya” ; that’s a very interesting and suitable nickname indeed.
” Most public are very nice people who believe Sientology will make them have affluence and prosperity but after many years always still have struggle to make enough money to just pay their living bills. They are always told that you only have to do the next level and by magic everything will become solved and you will have a lot of money.”
That sounds very familiar ; their public are always expecting the “next course” or the “next service” to handle their life situations , but somehow it never seems to happen ; they are, most of them , always in the same situation or even worse after each new service not matter how many rave success stories they write. Ironically enough, the ones that do progress are those publics that had been off-lines for several years , apparently got destimulated from the “group-cult-think” , became part of life instead of individuated from it, and made something out of their life. That seems to be the norm in PR.
Of course they are quite a few still-ins who are successful, but most of them were ALREADY successful BEFORE Scientology. Unfortunately, many of those became somewhat less successful after they got indoctrinated with the Scientology’s group-think. I also know a few of those.
It is so Unfortunate , as many of them are great individuals who doesn’t have the slightest clue that are being robbed and fooled.
Question……..do Scientologists believe in ghosts? Laura Prepon was on an episode of ‘Celebrity Ghost Stories’ and she claimed her house was haunted. Laura has aa friend whose mother is a medium (or spiritualist or something) and the mom got rid of the ghost for Laura.
I don’t know how ghosts fit in with Scientology, but Laura appears to believe in it.
Great Regraded Being! They get funnier every week!
Chee, about ghosts – they would call them “disembodied thetans” and of course they believe in them. We are all “ghosts” in the Scientology mindset, some with bodies and some without.
In the early days of the Complex, when it was being renovated from being a hospital, many had the idea that parts were haunted. Especially the old morgue in the basement and the “Research Building”, now Bridge Publications. They also told stories about dog skeletons being found in the walls and rows of specimens in the hallways. It was spooky to be given a bed in the old surgery theatre, with the rows of seats above.
If you read old Advance mags there are always stories about how some OT found some thetans hanging around and directed them to the hospital to pick up a new body. I read somewhere that some Christians heard about this and called it “casting in of spirits” and got all upset.
To a Scientologist it is all part of the deal. Live, dead, suicide, murder, what the hey, you can’t kill a thetan! That is one reason why they hold attitudes that others find so appalling. You may feel quite upset that someone has taken your son or daughter away, to a Scientologist the relationship is an accident like someone you met on the bus to Las Vegas. No big deal. What if you can’t talk to them for a few decades? What is that compared to billions of years in the past and billions to come? Just a tiny blip in eternity. What’s really important is those IAS donations!!
Deep down they know it is a lie, but to admit it even to themselves would bring the whole edifice crashing down. They would have to admit that they have treated others abominably, that their lives are a lie and a joke, that Hubbard was wrong. Far better to hold to the illusion, the alternative is too painful to contemplate by far.
Bruce,
I was on a project to estimate building materials to renovate the Cedars Complex after it was purchased. We walked through each building measuring square footage of every room, sometimes late at night. The creepiest place wasn’t the morgue but the 7th floor of the Main building which had been an operating theatre. We felt like we were walking through molasses up there. The Morgue was creepy but the Research building was worse. There were lots of jars with animal parts inside and we had to clear out so much fur and hair from the pens in the back area. I was worried the whole time that I would catch a disease. We didn’t have protective gear at all. I used to ride my skateboard in the underground tunnels at night to unwind and it always felt like something was watching from the dark shadows. This was in 1977-78. – Peter M.
Yes, a ghost is just a thetan who is “stuck in an incident” (ie. dazed and confused, possibly due to a particularly traumatic body death) who hasn’t yet floated off to either an implant station and/or a maternity ward. That she needed some squirrelly wog medium’s help doesn’t say much for her OT abilities or those of her church buddies. But hey ho.
Thank you mwestern…at the time I saw that episode of CGS I did not know Laura was a Scibot.
Her haunting story was kind of creepy…..she did a decent job telling it on the show (I like to give credit where it is due!)
RB, you know the mind of a sociopath, really well. LOL
And as far as the three stooges at the theater here in Clearwater – so funny. I bet your strip (DM’s comments) aligns really well with what actually happened. Lee Meekums will never be invited to do (or complete) another OT Level again – again. He will however, be lead to believe he will and will get all sorts of set ups and sec checks in preparation for invitation (or completion) but will never quite measure up. It sucks to be Lee Meekums. But then, isn’t that the way it goes for anyone who gets too close to “It suck to be” david miscavige.
I’ve laughed so hard at Regraded Being’s portrayals of Miscavige that I’ve actually grown a soft spot for him in my heart. There’s something adorable about his brand of madness – like that of a little kid. Who’da thunk?
Micromanagement Hell, performed by a microcephalic meglomaniac (try saying that fast three times -LOL)
I’ll bet that’s what a typical day in Der Lil Furher’s life looks like…ordering clown suits for his minions, swilling cheap whiskey, and hand-holding celebs over the phone to keep them on the chain…all that’s left to portray would be a halo of tobacco smoke circling his little head as he chain-smokes in frustration…
Regraded: I’d love to see a series of “inside the mind of DM’s assistant” that shows what’s going through her mind as she stands by watching the Pope of $cientology “hard at work”…LOL…it would the next best think to being a fly on the wall…
Hilarious!
Dave,
BTW, Did you feel the 3.5 magnitude earthquake that occurred about 13 miles from Beaumont at about 7:30 pm (Pacific)?
There are clown suits and then there are clown suits. The orders need not to be placed. It seems several of the confront/shatter/pull attention away from damaging info videos/discussions I’ve seen, clearly show clown suits, albeit a different version, currently in use. From my view…they were already wearing clown shoes/suits like the many who have inflicted foot bullets on behalf of organization belief system before this latest jaw dropper. JMHO.
But the cartoon was exemplary as always. Ty.
As funny yet tragic as the Subnormality comics!
Dave,
Can’t you fix Lou’s hair issue by ordering her to get a brazilian wax?
El Nino update: Flash flood warnings now include the Beaumont area. Right on top of the mountain that will supply the wall-to-wall mud for your Club-Med on the fringe of Hemet.
El Chapo update: The Mexican Marines have given him facial wounds as they close in on him in Western Mexico.
How is your weekend shaping up? Is your tent going up on schedule at Saint Hill? Where exactly, at Saint Hill, was it that you slugged that pre-clear?
Mike Rinder, thank you for making a difference every day.
Entertaining and insightful, as always RB. I have Leah’s Book pre-ordered. Can’t wait!
I’d say RB is right on the money as regards the frantic reactions of Big Being #3 to this latest huge embarrassment to the cult, courtesy of Leah Remini.
Think about it; if GC is nominated for an Oscar for Best Documentary, Tom Cruise is going to be in a real pickle about whether or not to attend the Academy Awards.
My guess is that because he’s Miscavige’s little pet he’ll boycott them very publicly, “on his own determinism”.
Right.
For starters, “When in doubt, Disconnect”. Hilarious, RB! And then the crossed out cross but upside down, and as always, the top of DM hidden behind the desk with only his pompadour peaking over which somehow never fails to get me where I live …you’re the best, Regraded.
…and the dollar sign, instead of an S, thru the double triangle! Just noticed this – very funny, RB!
With TC now headed to Florida, when does the push for the Ideal Flag start up? Technically, the SP Building isn’t “ideal”. It’s tacky and the decor defines “fugly”, just like an Idle Morgue, but it isn’t “ideal”. Could that be the ultimate Reg Push? FSM* knows that the Toxic Dwarf has done everything possible for TC other than to wipe his ass, so this scenario isn’t out of the picture.
One of the food safety systems that I audit has their annual convention in Tampa next year. I was wondering if I should go. Do you think I should give the Flaggots another chance to handle me, or did Kathy “Nothing I Say Is” True and her doughty crew blow her final opportunity? Remember, to give them a chance, I would have to endure three days of other food safety geeks. I think I’d rather have a second circumcision than that.
* – FSM = Flying Spaghetti Monster, not the Scientology definition
“the Flaggots” 🙂 Espi, selfishly, I think you should go so that you can come back and tell us all about it in your signature style.
Seconded
Be sure to order some clown suits.
Don’t bother, these filthy stupid crooks are already here.
Dave,
Tom has to pay too much tax in California, so he is headed to Florida like many others do for the same reason.
El Nino update: Mudslides in So Cal have shut down Interstate 5 for 24 hours. Have you made plans to relocate the Hole for the new wave of incarcerated cadre members who were too terrified to warn you that the flash flooding is headed for your Hemet bunker?
“When in doubt, Disconnect”
When looking at the behavior of Scientologists, that sounds so right!
They cannot cope with doubt, that is engraved in the scriptures.
Descartes must be turning over in his grave.
Hysterical, RB — thank you!
(I love all the contradictory orders DM barks out at the end — putting people in double binds like that on what to do is a known way of making them go nuts!)
There’s a good general discussion on double binds at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_bind — Miscavige seems to have made an art of this way of controlling, confusing, introverting, and dominating others.
It’s very true about Puerto Rico. Already 2 buildings for Ideal Org have reached final push for the purchase then that building is not going to be the Ideal Org building anymore. Now they are looking for another building. Most public are very nice people who believe Sientology will make them have affluence and prosperity but after many years always still have struggle to make enough money to just pay their living bills. They are always told that you only have to do the next level and by magic everything will become solved and you will have a lot of money. You must always give your money to the Ideal Org first because money flows like in a hose so you must have it flow out very much ( to the Ideal Org) and then that will work like suction in a hose and it will begin to flow in from the other end. I know Puerto Rico is not special because I read the same stories about other places with Ideal Orgs. I have visited other Ideal Orgs and saw that the small Puerto Org has sometimes even more People in the courses than the Ideal Orgs. The other Orgs has more PCs because in Puerto Rico the public go to Venezuela or to Mexico for auditing because it is much cheaper because of the dolllar value. Even some staff and opinion leader public do not get auditing in their own org. I feel very bad for the public in Puerto Rico because they are told many promises that will never come true. They give the Scientology people their trust but they are being tricked so they keep giving more money. It is a very bad shameful thing these scientology people to to these people they pretend to be friends to. I think Regraded Being knows what is happening with all of the Ideal Orgs. They are all tricks only to take good peoples money away from them. I can never understand David Miscavige. Money is not so good without any true friends. Money is no good if you have to hide from other people. Money or Scientology did not give him freedom or a nice family to share with. Poor man.
“Basta Ya” ; that’s a very interesting and suitable nickname indeed.
” Most public are very nice people who believe Sientology will make them have affluence and prosperity but after many years always still have struggle to make enough money to just pay their living bills. They are always told that you only have to do the next level and by magic everything will become solved and you will have a lot of money.”
That sounds very familiar ; their public are always expecting the “next course” or the “next service” to handle their life situations , but somehow it never seems to happen ; they are, most of them , always in the same situation or even worse after each new service not matter how many rave success stories they write. Ironically enough, the ones that do progress are those publics that had been off-lines for several years , apparently got destimulated from the “group-cult-think” , became part of life instead of individuated from it, and made something out of their life. That seems to be the norm in PR.
Of course they are quite a few still-ins who are successful, but most of them were ALREADY successful BEFORE Scientology. Unfortunately, many of those became somewhat less successful after they got indoctrinated with the Scientology’s group-think. I also know a few of those.
It is so Unfortunate , as many of them are great individuals who doesn’t have the slightest clue that are being robbed and fooled.
TC
RB, you’re good!
Question……..do Scientologists believe in ghosts? Laura Prepon was on an episode of ‘Celebrity Ghost Stories’ and she claimed her house was haunted. Laura has aa friend whose mother is a medium (or spiritualist or something) and the mom got rid of the ghost for Laura.
I don’t know how ghosts fit in with Scientology, but Laura appears to believe in it.
Great Regraded Being! They get funnier every week!
Chee, about ghosts – they would call them “disembodied thetans” and of course they believe in them. We are all “ghosts” in the Scientology mindset, some with bodies and some without.
In the early days of the Complex, when it was being renovated from being a hospital, many had the idea that parts were haunted. Especially the old morgue in the basement and the “Research Building”, now Bridge Publications. They also told stories about dog skeletons being found in the walls and rows of specimens in the hallways. It was spooky to be given a bed in the old surgery theatre, with the rows of seats above.
If you read old Advance mags there are always stories about how some OT found some thetans hanging around and directed them to the hospital to pick up a new body. I read somewhere that some Christians heard about this and called it “casting in of spirits” and got all upset.
To a Scientologist it is all part of the deal. Live, dead, suicide, murder, what the hey, you can’t kill a thetan! That is one reason why they hold attitudes that others find so appalling. You may feel quite upset that someone has taken your son or daughter away, to a Scientologist the relationship is an accident like someone you met on the bus to Las Vegas. No big deal. What if you can’t talk to them for a few decades? What is that compared to billions of years in the past and billions to come? Just a tiny blip in eternity. What’s really important is those IAS donations!!
Deep down they know it is a lie, but to admit it even to themselves would bring the whole edifice crashing down. They would have to admit that they have treated others abominably, that their lives are a lie and a joke, that Hubbard was wrong. Far better to hold to the illusion, the alternative is too painful to contemplate by far.
Thank you for that very thorough answer Bruce!
Good ole LRH! He had an answer for everything!
Bruce,
I was on a project to estimate building materials to renovate the Cedars Complex after it was purchased. We walked through each building measuring square footage of every room, sometimes late at night. The creepiest place wasn’t the morgue but the 7th floor of the Main building which had been an operating theatre. We felt like we were walking through molasses up there. The Morgue was creepy but the Research building was worse. There were lots of jars with animal parts inside and we had to clear out so much fur and hair from the pens in the back area. I was worried the whole time that I would catch a disease. We didn’t have protective gear at all. I used to ride my skateboard in the underground tunnels at night to unwind and it always felt like something was watching from the dark shadows. This was in 1977-78. – Peter M.
Yes, a ghost is just a thetan who is “stuck in an incident” (ie. dazed and confused, possibly due to a particularly traumatic body death) who hasn’t yet floated off to either an implant station and/or a maternity ward. That she needed some squirrelly wog medium’s help doesn’t say much for her OT abilities or those of her church buddies. But hey ho.
Thank you mwestern…at the time I saw that episode of CGS I did not know Laura was a Scibot.
Her haunting story was kind of creepy…..she did a decent job telling it on the show (I like to give credit where it is due!)
In most OT Phenomena success stories, they’re usually just disembodied thetans that need an OT prod to go pick up another body.
I second that motion, John! Really funny and based on truth. Hard to beat!
RB, you know the mind of a sociopath, really well. LOL
And as far as the three stooges at the theater here in Clearwater – so funny. I bet your strip (DM’s comments) aligns really well with what actually happened. Lee Meekums will never be invited to do (or complete) another OT Level again – again. He will however, be lead to believe he will and will get all sorts of set ups and sec checks in preparation for invitation (or completion) but will never quite measure up. It sucks to be Lee Meekums. But then, isn’t that the way it goes for anyone who gets too close to “It suck to be” david miscavige.
Lee Meekcoms–it took him 15 years to get through OT7–wow that is a long time.
Laugh out loud funny this week – Clown suits, now that I would love to see.
Wait….what? Clown suits? That sounds cool! Where do I get one?
david miscavige has a closet full I’m sure. Just get close to him, you’ll get one.
Really Expensive Cheap Whiskey! …that says it all, especially before breakfast!
You’ve got good eyes. I missed that.
RB sure knows David Miscavige…so funny! Awesome work again!~
Go. Leah. Go!
LOL! Now THAT is a certified “OT” at work.
RB drills another one.