I think what Blondie (If she has a name, I’ve lost it.) is unknowingly saying is – “I suppose all that stuff will probably start to make sense after we go OT-D.”
“When people do start reporting a staff member with a high statistic, what you investigate is the person who turned in the report. In an ancient army a particularly brave deed was recognized by an award of the title of Kha-Khan. It was not a rank. The person remained what he was, BUT he was entitled to be forgiven the death penalty ten times in case in the future he did anything wrong. That was a Kha-Khan. That’s what producing, high-statistic staff members are – Kha-Khans. They can get away with murder without a blink from Ethics…. And Ethics must recognize a Kha-Khan when it sees one – and tear up the bad report chits on the person with a yawn.”
–HCOPL 1 Sep 1965, “Ethics Protection”
“. . . got RPF’d because he misplaced Tom Cruise’s cookie dough” HAHAHA! Hilarious, RB.
Is there an earlier similar time . . .? Or, when no basic found on cookie dough, auditor fishing: Was there an earlier similar Tom Cruise with cookie dough gone bye bye?
Not having been in Scientology nor read Dianetics, this comic strip has confused the hell out of me most times. The first few times I read it I was looking up all the buzzwords and lingo and wishing Mike would include English subtitles. But frighteningly, I am now starting to understand it. It really is quite humorous once you get through all the gobbledygook.
Does this mean I might be in danger of becoming less suppressive? Will I become so brainwashed by learning this new way of communicating that I will accidentally become a Scientologist and not even realize it? God help me!
Thanks for the link Richard. I try to be a good steward of my time so reading this list and committing the terms to memory will have to take a back seat to the other more important things I have to do today. First I will be re-arranging my sock drawer, then reading the owners manual to the new universal remote control I bought at Best Buy. Finally I have to clean out my navel lint. If I still have time to read the list of Scientology terms then I’ll go for it.
Mitch
STOP!
I need you to duplicate me on this…
do not clean the lint out of your bellybutton until you have read t
LRH’s advice on the proper way to clean lint out of one’s bellybutton.
There is a certain way it must be done – it must be done per LRH.
Now, go and read how to clean lint out of your bellybutton by LRH and report to Ethics immediately!
I need to get back out in the garage and sort some more screws. Life is mostly “moving things around”. That’s someone else’s original thought but I think it has some merit. 😉
To a never-in who doesn’t know the terms, that alone illustrates that this is a cult. It’s deliberately confusing, with specific terms that didn’t need to be invented in the first place.
Danny Masterson and his “aberrations”…….think of the mindset of someone who would drug another person and anally rape them (sorry to be so graphic, but it’s important for people to hear what this sick bastard did). Even If it was straight up intercourse, why does his ‘partner’ have to be unconscious? It’s not like these women were strangers. He was in relationships with some of them and presumably had sex with them while
they were conscious at other times.
I don’t know if it’s control thing or what, but wtf?
Maybe he justified it because he was exercising control over MEST……that will be one of his legal defenses – it was a ‘religious exercise’
I predict his defense will be as follows:
Plan A:
Deny and attempt to smear accusers (that’s where we are now)
Plan B:
Admit, but blame the accuser and say it was all her idea.
Plan C:
Admit, but claim it was a religious exercise.
Imagine the conversation between TC and COB about DM. We don’t have to imagine it because it was probably identical to the conversation TC and COB had about JT and BE, as reported by Mike and Mutty a while back:
TC asks question
COB throws subject of question under the bus, claims situation is handled.
TC is satisfied with explanation.
Bromance continues.
Tom: How about that Masterson shit?
Dave: I know, right?
Tom: I mean I’ve done some crazy 2D stuff, but…
Dave: Tell me about it!
Tom: Huh?
Dave: I’m just fucking with you bro.
Tom: Cool.
Dave: I’ve assigned my best lawyers. Not to worry.
Tom: You’re awesome!
Dave: I know. How about we go spelunking.
Tom: Great idea. I know a great place in Spain – I’ll book the jet.
Dave: (smirks)
Getting someone into Scientology is so…special for the org people, and a Whale Celebrity Scientologist is so very precious to them that what they believe said celeb can do for Scientology trumps all other concerns and considerations listed plainly by LRH in Scientology scripture as unacceptable, degraded, actionable by ethics, etc.,etc., etc.
If you’re famous and/or rich you’ll always get a mulligan from The Most Ethical People On The Planet no matter how criminal you are. That is, unless or until you’re caught or convicted. Then you are dispatched under the bus with alacrity.
But until that time, if it ever comes:
“So they’re gay, big deal, we’ll audit it out and in the meantime, marry them off to put up a good front. Problem solved. So they like to have anal sex with women who are unconscious…hmmm….really a disgusting abberration on the 2nd D BUT…hey, Scientology auditing will handle that too, and they’re helping more than they’re hurting, and btw who isn’t abberrated on the 2nd D? Answer, PLENTY of people and they’re not doing anything for Scientology, so, we’ll work with this…”
This is how org staff think. NO ONE is walking into their orgs. They really have to hold on, hold on, hold on tight to whomever is still there.
mulligan[ muhl-i-guh n ]
noun
1. Also called mulligan stew. a stew containing meat, vegetables, etc., especially one made of any available ingredients.
2. Golf. a shot not counted against the score, permitted in unofficial play to a player whose previous shot was poor.
These gourmet chefs always like to confuse people. Back to my rice and beans.
(Am I still confused?)
Captain Dave must be grey as he’ll w with all the shit hitting the fan . Tic tock little man.
When is OT9 ? It’s only been 30 yrs since OT8 . will OT 10 , 11 ECT. Be another 30yrs?
I think what Blondie (If she has a name, I’ve lost it.) is unknowingly saying is – “I suppose all that stuff will probably start to make sense after we go OT-D.”
OT-D = Out The Door
Hey, that has been my poster-name for years! Thank you thank you!
“When people do start reporting a staff member with a high statistic, what you investigate is the person who turned in the report. In an ancient army a particularly brave deed was recognized by an award of the title of Kha-Khan. It was not a rank. The person remained what he was, BUT he was entitled to be forgiven the death penalty ten times in case in the future he did anything wrong. That was a Kha-Khan. That’s what producing, high-statistic staff members are – Kha-Khans. They can get away with murder without a blink from Ethics…. And Ethics must recognize a Kha-Khan when it sees one – and tear up the bad report chits on the person with a yawn.”
–HCOPL 1 Sep 1965, “Ethics Protection”
“. . . got RPF’d because he misplaced Tom Cruise’s cookie dough” HAHAHA! Hilarious, RB.
Is there an earlier similar time . . .? Or, when no basic found on cookie dough, auditor fishing: Was there an earlier similar Tom Cruise with cookie dough gone bye bye?
Yes, that stuff will make sense when you go OT … in fact , EVERYTHING in life will make sense after go OT … yeah … right … it will … really …
Seriously.
Not having been in Scientology nor read Dianetics, this comic strip has confused the hell out of me most times. The first few times I read it I was looking up all the buzzwords and lingo and wishing Mike would include English subtitles. But frighteningly, I am now starting to understand it. It really is quite humorous once you get through all the gobbledygook.
Does this mean I might be in danger of becoming less suppressive? Will I become so brainwashed by learning this new way of communicating that I will accidentally become a Scientologist and not even realize it? God help me!
Don’t worry
You became a Suppressive Person the instant you clicked on this website.
LOL!
I find that surprisingly reassuring. Thank you
Mitch – YES and YES – LOL
You’re an “upstat”, Mitch. Fluency in Scientologese gains Never Ins Kha-Khan status in the ASC. (Anti Scientology Cult)
For new ASC members:
http://www.bible.ca/scientology-dictonary-terms.htm
Thanks for the link Richard. I try to be a good steward of my time so reading this list and committing the terms to memory will have to take a back seat to the other more important things I have to do today. First I will be re-arranging my sock drawer, then reading the owners manual to the new universal remote control I bought at Best Buy. Finally I have to clean out my navel lint. If I still have time to read the list of Scientology terms then I’ll go for it.
Mitch
STOP!
I need you to duplicate me on this…
do not clean the lint out of your bellybutton until you have read t
LRH’s advice on the proper way to clean lint out of one’s bellybutton.
There is a certain way it must be done – it must be done per LRH.
Now, go and read how to clean lint out of your bellybutton by LRH and report to Ethics immediately!
I need to get back out in the garage and sort some more screws. Life is mostly “moving things around”. That’s someone else’s original thought but I think it has some merit. 😉
To a never-in who doesn’t know the terms, that alone illustrates that this is a cult. It’s deliberately confusing, with specific terms that didn’t need to be invented in the first place.
Danny Masterson and his “aberrations”…….think of the mindset of someone who would drug another person and anally rape them (sorry to be so graphic, but it’s important for people to hear what this sick bastard did). Even If it was straight up intercourse, why does his ‘partner’ have to be unconscious? It’s not like these women were strangers. He was in relationships with some of them and presumably had sex with them while
they were conscious at other times.
I don’t know if it’s control thing or what, but wtf?
Maybe he justified it because he was exercising control over MEST……that will be one of his legal defenses – it was a ‘religious exercise’
I predict his defense will be as follows:
Plan A:
Deny and attempt to smear accusers (that’s where we are now)
Plan B:
Admit, but blame the accuser and say it was all her idea.
Plan C:
Admit, but claim it was a religious exercise.
Imagine the conversation between TC and COB about DM. We don’t have to imagine it because it was probably identical to the conversation TC and COB had about JT and BE, as reported by Mike and Mutty a while back:
TC asks question
COB throws subject of question under the bus, claims situation is handled.
TC is satisfied with explanation.
Bromance continues.
Tom: How about that Masterson shit?
Dave: I know, right?
Tom: I mean I’ve done some crazy 2D stuff, but…
Dave: Tell me about it!
Tom: Huh?
Dave: I’m just fucking with you bro.
Tom: Cool.
Dave: I’ve assigned my best lawyers. Not to worry.
Tom: You’re awesome!
Dave: I know. How about we go spelunking.
Tom: Great idea. I know a great place in Spain – I’ll book the jet.
Dave: (smirks)
Chee Chalker – great point, necrophilia much? Just sayin.
Getting someone into Scientology is so…special for the org people, and a Whale Celebrity Scientologist is so very precious to them that what they believe said celeb can do for Scientology trumps all other concerns and considerations listed plainly by LRH in Scientology scripture as unacceptable, degraded, actionable by ethics, etc.,etc., etc.
If you’re famous and/or rich you’ll always get a mulligan from The Most Ethical People On The Planet no matter how criminal you are. That is, unless or until you’re caught or convicted. Then you are dispatched under the bus with alacrity.
But until that time, if it ever comes:
“So they’re gay, big deal, we’ll audit it out and in the meantime, marry them off to put up a good front. Problem solved. So they like to have anal sex with women who are unconscious…hmmm….really a disgusting abberration on the 2nd D BUT…hey, Scientology auditing will handle that too, and they’re helping more than they’re hurting, and btw who isn’t abberrated on the 2nd D? Answer, PLENTY of people and they’re not doing anything for Scientology, so, we’ll work with this…”
This is how org staff think. NO ONE is walking into their orgs. They really have to hold on, hold on, hold on tight to whomever is still there.
mulligan[ muhl-i-guh n ]
noun
1. Also called mulligan stew. a stew containing meat, vegetables, etc., especially one made of any available ingredients.
2. Golf. a shot not counted against the score, permitted in unofficial play to a player whose previous shot was poor.
These gourmet chefs always like to confuse people. Back to my rice and beans.
(Am I still confused?)
I always thought ‘Mulligan’ would be a great name for a dog
Also ‘Gilligan’ and ‘Archie’
But first, I must wait for my dog Eloise to join her doggie friends in the great big doggie park section of Heaven……
Axiom: The degree of 2D out-ethics handling is proportional to the money donated to Scientology, aka David Miscavige.
‘Gets millions of people to join $cientology’…… giggle…
Congrats.Great one RB!