“How to Salvage and Repair ANY Broken Marriage” ….
Ummm …. clearly there are some broken marriages that are absolutely impossible to repair.
Does the name, “Paul Bernardo” mean anything to you? He was also known as “The Scarborough Rapist”.
You can Google the details if you are so inclined.
Many years ago, this man (Paul Bernardo) married a lady named Karla Homolka. This story has nothing to do with The Scam by the way.
Paul had this nasty habit. He enjoyed raping women. His wife Karla loved him so much that she actually joined forces with him and would help her husband locate young girls and then helped him rape them.
But when one of the young girls turned out to be Karla’s sister, the sheet kind of hit the fan and when it did, Paul got kind of angry and he hit his loving wife. The story broke one day when the front page of all the major newspapers featured a big picture of Karla’s face including all the bruises that resulted from Paul beating her around her face.
Karla’s family was not very happy when they found out that she had helped Paul rape her sister and then they applied some chemical (similar to chloroform) to keep the victim quiet but they used a little too much and Karla’s sister died.
Paul got sentenced to life in prison including frequent beat downs from the other prisoners who do not like rapists in general and specifically do not like men who abuse very young girls and who hate men who abuse young girls who turn out to be family members of their wives.
Karla got a slap on the wrist for her part in the rape and murder because she testified against her husband. The entire country kept screaming about these events for a long time. People thought it was unfair for him to get life in prison but for her to get a slap on the wrist even though she helped him rape her sister and also helped him kill her sister.
My point? Oh yes. My point is this is one marriage that is absolutely positively NOT salvageable. Especially NOT salvageable by some Scam Quacker.
Hmm …. a Scam Quacker …. I wonder if that is similar to a Grahm Cracker? Anyone know?
I’d be very interested to see Miss Heartless explain how The Scam could salvage this marriage. I’m fairly certain it would not be possible under any circumstances – what with hubby spending the rest of his life in prison and wife married to some new victim. How you gonna salvage this disaster of a marriage?
Hmmmyep. Jehovahs Witnesses are also operating under the delusion that their group is good for families despite the evidence in front of their very eyes. Now that i think about it, this is probably the number one reason that people hate cults in general and the most common attribute people use to describe them.
Interestingly, i doubt that most people would much care what crazy religious BS their family members were in to as long as they didn’t lose them. But freely talking about said BS is what exposes it in the first place and is why cults do it. It’s a red flag.
hgc10gave us:
“Is the other woman there to give a seminar on smoking cessation?”
That’s NEVER a “thing” in scientology, if for no other reason than Tubby declared that cancer was caused by NOT SMOKING ENOUGH. Sadly, cancer claimed too many ultra-loyal scientologists;
Having 4 ex-husbands by the age of 55 or so is not unusual for a Sea Org female. They’re married legally on paper but in actual fact they get coupled and uncoupled to suit the cult’s convenience and purposes, rather like a farmer will mate and un-mate his barnyard animals to suit HIS purposes. The Sea Org’s purposes, of course, do not include procreation, but you get the idea. There’s no commitment to one another. They’re married legally to allow them to have sex. They may or may not love one another but their feelings for one another are irrelevant. I know one girl who joined the SO so she could find her ideal mate but after a month she routed out before her EPF ended. I really liked her and am so glad she didn’t stay in the SO!
Yes, that’s right, Glenn. Just another kind of marriage for convenience. Sad, really. But , imho, their successful dehumanization of the 2nd Dynamic is essential to the Sea Org’s VFP of its members’ dehumanization on all dynamics. Especially does this apply to the Sea Org females. Sad for them. But then, one’s life choices have consequences.
Aqua, they’re in a legal fiction so they are allowed by scientology’s leaders to have sex, but no pregnancy or kids. And Jenny — 4 ex-husbands & she disconnected from her kids — lecturing on the *Ideal* 2-D Oh, the irony of it all. Hypocritical much?
Yes, jere, the piece of paper allows a Sea Org man and a Sea Org woman to copulate. Legally. Wow…wow. There’s so much I could add, but it would only depress everyone. And me.
I remember one guy telling e that he would get married to some women to have sex and then get the marriage annulled within the statutory time period so the marriage never existed then a few months later find another dupe
So everyone who ever set foot on the Fleecewinds is an expert in something? The so called teachers and Regs on the ship of fools have all gone ashore these days. Why?? Because there are too many sharks working the few whales on the Fleecewinds. So the most under preforming get sent ashore to work $cieno ‘seminars’. It is all about marketing and having a previously qualified audience set up for the snake oil show.
“How to Salvage and Repair ANY Broken Marriage” ….
Ummm …. clearly there are some broken marriages that are absolutely impossible to repair.
Does the name, “Paul Bernardo” mean anything to you? He was also known as “The Scarborough Rapist”.
You can Google the details if you are so inclined.
Many years ago, this man (Paul Bernardo) married a lady named Karla Homolka. This story has nothing to do with The Scam by the way.
Paul had this nasty habit. He enjoyed raping women. His wife Karla loved him so much that she actually joined forces with him and would help her husband locate young girls and then helped him rape them.
But when one of the young girls turned out to be Karla’s sister, the sheet kind of hit the fan and when it did, Paul got kind of angry and he hit his loving wife. The story broke one day when the front page of all the major newspapers featured a big picture of Karla’s face including all the bruises that resulted from Paul beating her around her face.
Karla’s family was not very happy when they found out that she had helped Paul rape her sister and then they applied some chemical (similar to chloroform) to keep the victim quiet but they used a little too much and Karla’s sister died.
Paul got sentenced to life in prison including frequent beat downs from the other prisoners who do not like rapists in general and specifically do not like men who abuse very young girls and who hate men who abuse young girls who turn out to be family members of their wives.
Karla got a slap on the wrist for her part in the rape and murder because she testified against her husband. The entire country kept screaming about these events for a long time. People thought it was unfair for him to get life in prison but for her to get a slap on the wrist even though she helped him rape her sister and also helped him kill her sister.
My point? Oh yes. My point is this is one marriage that is absolutely positively NOT salvageable. Especially NOT salvageable by some Scam Quacker.
Hmm …. a Scam Quacker …. I wonder if that is similar to a Grahm Cracker? Anyone know?
I’d be very interested to see Miss Heartless explain how The Scam could salvage this marriage. I’m fairly certain it would not be possible under any circumstances – what with hubby spending the rest of his life in prison and wife married to some new victim. How you gonna salvage this disaster of a marriage?
I hope RB had good time off and a chance to recharge the batteries. This one is a goodie, and my never-in wife even “got it”.
“LOL! would be like Stalin give a seminar on how to boom your countries economy and food production.
”
Truth!
The “Leave me the f**k alone” is probably Jenny’s handling for all of the 2D bullet points in their promo.
RB, this was great!
I must have missed this RB classic. Reading it for the first time and wow, is it sinking in.
Devastating, I’d call it.
It would be hilarious if it were not so heartbreakingly true.
I really like the elderly SO lady (from other strips). She is the most on-source (or, on sauce), and unflinchingly dedicated to KSW.
Hmmmyep. Jehovahs Witnesses are also operating under the delusion that their group is good for families despite the evidence in front of their very eyes. Now that i think about it, this is probably the number one reason that people hate cults in general and the most common attribute people use to describe them.
Interestingly, i doubt that most people would much care what crazy religious BS their family members were in to as long as they didn’t lose them. But freely talking about said BS is what exposes it in the first place and is why cults do it. It’s a red flag.
Classic!
Is the other woman there to give a seminar on smoking cessation?
hgc10gave us:
“Is the other woman there to give a seminar on smoking cessation?”
That’s NEVER a “thing” in scientology, if for no other reason than Tubby declared that cancer was caused by NOT SMOKING ENOUGH. Sadly, cancer claimed too many ultra-loyal scientologists;
I remember this one. Definitely a goodie. Love the cigs and foul language. I miss the elderly SO lady from other strips. She is one of the best!
This is a Hoot! What part of ‘Two-Faced Morons’ do they not understand?
ROFL!!!
I didn’t see this the first time it was published. It is probably the funniest one I’ve ever seen.
Thanks so much to RB. What a wonderful job!
Nice name.
Jenny Heartless has 4 ex husbands? I wonder if Heartless is her family name.
Having 4 ex-husbands by the age of 55 or so is not unusual for a Sea Org female. They’re married legally on paper but in actual fact they get coupled and uncoupled to suit the cult’s convenience and purposes, rather like a farmer will mate and un-mate his barnyard animals to suit HIS purposes. The Sea Org’s purposes, of course, do not include procreation, but you get the idea. There’s no commitment to one another. They’re married legally to allow them to have sex. They may or may not love one another but their feelings for one another are irrelevant. I know one girl who joined the SO so she could find her ideal mate but after a month she routed out before her EPF ended. I really liked her and am so glad she didn’t stay in the SO!
Aquamarine,
Don’t forget that Sea Ogre marriages also take place so one of the “partners” doesn’t get deported.
Yes, that’s right, Glenn. Just another kind of marriage for convenience. Sad, really. But , imho, their successful dehumanization of the 2nd Dynamic is essential to the Sea Org’s VFP of its members’ dehumanization on all dynamics. Especially does this apply to the Sea Org females. Sad for them. But then, one’s life choices have consequences.
Aqua, they’re in a legal fiction so they are allowed by scientology’s leaders to have sex, but no pregnancy or kids. And Jenny — 4 ex-husbands & she disconnected from her kids — lecturing on the *Ideal* 2-D Oh, the irony of it all. Hypocritical much?
Yes, jere, the piece of paper allows a Sea Org man and a Sea Org woman to copulate. Legally. Wow…wow. There’s so much I could add, but it would only depress everyone. And me.
I remember one guy telling e that he would get married to some women to have sex and then get the marriage annulled within the statutory time period so the marriage never existed then a few months later find another dupe
So everyone who ever set foot on the Fleecewinds is an expert in something? The so called teachers and Regs on the ship of fools have all gone ashore these days. Why?? Because there are too many sharks working the few whales on the Fleecewinds. So the most under preforming get sent ashore to work $cieno ‘seminars’. It is all about marketing and having a previously qualified audience set up for the snake oil show.
Love it! Shows what a farce Scientology really is!
This is so accurate and darkly hilarious. RB nails it-again!
Right down to the cigarettes and the facial expressions…
😂😂😂
LOL! would be like Stalin give a seminar on how to boom your countries economy and food production.
🙂 Wyn.