The National Socialist death camps, the Soviet gulags, and the Killing Fields in Cambodia, as well as the people who created them are identified as being evil. But we’re looking at then objectively and historically. Subjectively, those objects and the people who created them are good. We have to understand that the evil we oppose are seen as good, and that the opposition are are seen as evil.
When religions redefine ‘morality’ as ‘obedience,’ following the rules becomes more important than how you treat others. Men never do evil more willingly than when they believe they’re doing good.
Another day, another nightmare. They’re keeping their distance, but will be brutally punished for being downstat. At least they’ll have a slice of pizza to look forward to in 18 months, when sales pick up after they get their free vaccines at the county health center.
I want to launch a difficult task.Due to the sad reality that depicts LRH as a liar, can anyone recall something he stated that it is provely true? The opposite is way too easy so let’s see how many we can find. When I used to work for the cult I was really convinced that His Senior Policy was factual:” We ALWAYYS DELIVER WHAT WE PROMISE” I’m not so sure anymore
I can confirm that toilet paper has been a neglected and problematic issue in orgs in ANZO. I’ve seen:
• People with jealously guarded personal toilet paper
• SO members resigned to using some of their scant pay to buy it
• Ethics particles made to buy it for the group
• Public being asked for toilet paper, or money for it
• Any presence of a few rolls being considered an affluence
• In a really lean time, old magazines torn up.
Scientologists don’t like to think about the fact that they’re spiritual beings, timeless and deathless, that are running bodies that have to have such sordid waste cleaned up.
Dave get special food from all over the world including a special kind of water to drink. I have no clue about the toilet paper but sure not from a discount. Meanwhile….the SO people are going down and starting to be out ethics to survive. Shame Dave.
It’s the same hypocrisy of Televangelists who live by the anti-Jesus teachings of “prosperity gospel” which really means they prosper and everyone else doesn’t. The guy at the top has all the wealthy trappings at his (or her) disposal and the grunts and their flock simply suffer without. COB and most religious leaders (in conflict with the very teachings of Jesus) think of themselves as a privileged class when in reality they are nothing special. They simply use their positions to gain and hoard wealth.
We had toilet paper shortages at AOLA (Big Blue) around 2010 or so.
I bet Johnnie Goodboy Tyler never imagined that somebody would be using him to wipe their ass.
It is possible that in this period in SO one of the main topics is toilet paper instead of clarifying the planet and the sector 9. What a laugh RB.
A word of advice from who is involved in plumbing:
They got to be very careful with the book paper. It can seriously plug drain pipes and sewers. Then the problem they will have will be the worst than sector 9. And isn’t gonna be exactly a wall of fire. Another kind.
Before the original Maiden Voyage in June 1988 we were working flat out to get everything ready. The Senior Execs were aboard including DM. It was almost lunch time. I was in the Engine Control Room when the plumber, (who was one of my juniors) asked the Engineer of the Watch to turn on a fire pump. I thought of the only possible reason why a plumber would need a fire pump. He was trying to unblock a sewage line which was blocked causing raw sewage to come out in the Main Galley about 25 feet from where DM and other execs were starting lunch in the Heritage dining room. I went to the Boat Deck to debug a problem with one of the Boat engines.
I was in the boat when the ships alarm bells started ringing.
Commander Norman F Starkey’s voice came over the PA system: SUDDEN LEAKS A deck!
As Port Watch Engineer on Site I ran down to A deck. (To be continued)
LMR:
Tell me if it is worse than this:
Just before the original Maiden Voyage of the Freewinds, the senior execs were all aboard. I was in Lifeboat #1 checking out an engine problem.
The ships alarms went off and Commander Norman Starkey’s voice came over the PA system: SUDDEN LEAKS A DECK! As Engineer on Site I proceeded to A Deck. I found Commander Starkey dragging brand new water soaked out of a newly renovated cabin. I went in and water was pouring through the overhead. I ran up one deck to the main galley and found a fire hose laying on the deck. The plumber had used it to unplug the pipes but the pipe had burst.
I ran back down to A deck to find Commander Starkey interrogating the plumber and Deck Engineer, both of whom were my juniors. After the Deck Engineer backflashed Cmdr Starkey Cmdr Starkey said to the Dir I and R CMOINT. ” They are off post. Take them away”.
Bill. Laughing. Nice story. Also suitable for a humorous comedy. And then your junior backflashing. Too funny. In emergency situations I remember some Snr execs who did not know what to do apart from giving useless orders and asking stupid questions. The backflash came naturally.
RB has outdone himself today!!! He got it all in there…social distancing lies, toilet paper shortages with their scn solutions! LOL And that Masterson reference…perfect! This is laugh out loud stuff I would NEVER use for toilet paper no matter how lacking I was. hahahahahahah!
Yes indeed. When I brought up this toilet paper phenomenon to a friend of mine, she said “yeah, having two asses is, apparently, the new malady nobody wants to talk about.” I also wonder if folks think they can fight the virus by lobbing a roll of Charmin at ’em.
I marvel at what I am assuming was an arbitrary colour choice, from common stock colours at the time. Colours can go out of fashion, and then you’re having to implement an unusual solution to remain standard.
It happened with foolscap paper too. The world moved on to A4, and if you could find foolscap, you couldn’t afford it.
“The older LRH books had better paper than any of those printed after the Golden Age of Knowledge”.
DAMN. In the current pandemic where TP cannot be found in any stores I fully regret tossing all my old LRH books in the trash decades ago. Who’d have thought they’d wind up having a real and useful purpose now.
And that’s why I call it the New Gold. Say your going down the 405 and suddenly realize you have to go…NOW! And you have no TP. I’ve been there. And it’s not fun.
Toilet paper shortage??? The LRH books have pages that are rough and don’t make for a comfortable paperwork experience. But, I have it on good authority that in the thousands of more rural Ideal Orgs, Ideal Missions, and Ideal Field Groups parishioners are kicking it old school by reverting to the tried and true corn COB. Hence the saying, “rougher than a COB”.
otherles says
The National Socialist death camps, the Soviet gulags, and the Killing Fields in Cambodia, as well as the people who created them are identified as being evil. But we’re looking at then objectively and historically. Subjectively, those objects and the people who created them are good. We have to understand that the evil we oppose are seen as good, and that the opposition are are seen as evil.
James Rosso says
When religions redefine ‘morality’ as ‘obedience,’ following the rules becomes more important than how you treat others. Men never do evil more willingly than when they believe they’re doing good.
Mary Kahn says
The best LRH books to use for toilet paper…. HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh RB
Peter Blood says
I was thinking the same thing. Never has there been a better end purpose for the writings on paper from LRH. From one POS to another.
unelectedfloofgoofer says
Another day, another nightmare. They’re keeping their distance, but will be brutally punished for being downstat. At least they’ll have a slice of pizza to look forward to in 18 months, when sales pick up after they get their free vaccines at the county health center.
TT Greco says
I want to launch a difficult task.Due to the sad reality that depicts LRH as a liar, can anyone recall something he stated that it is provely true? The opposite is way too easy so let’s see how many we can find. When I used to work for the cult I was really convinced that His Senior Policy was factual:” We ALWAYYS DELIVER WHAT WE PROMISE” I’m not so sure anymore
Deanoftruth says
If you read Battlefield Earth, and wipe with all the pages. You will have super powers on Uranus.
Ammo Alamo says
Scratch that.
I wouldn’t want Uranus anywhere near LRH’s writing; it’d just add more poo to the piles.
Imaberrated says
I can confirm that toilet paper has been a neglected and problematic issue in orgs in ANZO. I’ve seen:
• People with jealously guarded personal toilet paper
• SO members resigned to using some of their scant pay to buy it
• Ethics particles made to buy it for the group
• Public being asked for toilet paper, or money for it
• Any presence of a few rolls being considered an affluence
• In a really lean time, old magazines torn up.
Scientologists don’t like to think about the fact that they’re spiritual beings, timeless and deathless, that are running bodies that have to have such sordid waste cleaned up.
Loosing My Religion says
Dave get special food from all over the world including a special kind of water to drink. I have no clue about the toilet paper but sure not from a discount. Meanwhile….the SO people are going down and starting to be out ethics to survive. Shame Dave.
Peter Blood says
It’s the same hypocrisy of Televangelists who live by the anti-Jesus teachings of “prosperity gospel” which really means they prosper and everyone else doesn’t. The guy at the top has all the wealthy trappings at his (or her) disposal and the grunts and their flock simply suffer without. COB and most religious leaders (in conflict with the very teachings of Jesus) think of themselves as a privileged class when in reality they are nothing special. They simply use their positions to gain and hoard wealth.
Mark says
We had toilet paper shortages at AOLA (Big Blue) around 2010 or so.
I bet Johnnie Goodboy Tyler never imagined that somebody would be using him to wipe their ass.
Ms.P says
I needed this belly laugh today, RB. This one is definitely a CLASSIC.
Loosing My Religion says
It is possible that in this period in SO one of the main topics is toilet paper instead of clarifying the planet and the sector 9. What a laugh RB.
A word of advice from who is involved in plumbing:
They got to be very careful with the book paper. It can seriously plug drain pipes and sewers. Then the problem they will have will be the worst than sector 9. And isn’t gonna be exactly a wall of fire. Another kind.
Dead Men Tell No Tales Bill Straass says
Before the original Maiden Voyage in June 1988 we were working flat out to get everything ready. The Senior Execs were aboard including DM. It was almost lunch time. I was in the Engine Control Room when the plumber, (who was one of my juniors) asked the Engineer of the Watch to turn on a fire pump. I thought of the only possible reason why a plumber would need a fire pump. He was trying to unblock a sewage line which was blocked causing raw sewage to come out in the Main Galley about 25 feet from where DM and other execs were starting lunch in the Heritage dining room. I went to the Boat Deck to debug a problem with one of the Boat engines.
I was in the boat when the ships alarm bells started ringing.
Commander Norman F Starkey’s voice came over the PA system: SUDDEN LEAKS A deck!
As Port Watch Engineer on Site I ran down to A deck. (To be continued)
Dead Men Tell No Tales Bill Straass says
LMR:
Tell me if it is worse than this:
Just before the original Maiden Voyage of the Freewinds, the senior execs were all aboard. I was in Lifeboat #1 checking out an engine problem.
The ships alarms went off and Commander Norman Starkey’s voice came over the PA system: SUDDEN LEAKS A DECK! As Engineer on Site I proceeded to A Deck. I found Commander Starkey dragging brand new water soaked out of a newly renovated cabin. I went in and water was pouring through the overhead. I ran up one deck to the main galley and found a fire hose laying on the deck. The plumber had used it to unplug the pipes but the pipe had burst.
I ran back down to A deck to find Commander Starkey interrogating the plumber and Deck Engineer, both of whom were my juniors. After the Deck Engineer backflashed Cmdr Starkey Cmdr Starkey said to the Dir I and R CMOINT. ” They are off post. Take them away”.
Loosing My Religion says
Bill. Laughing. Nice story. Also suitable for a humorous comedy. And then your junior backflashing. Too funny. In emergency situations I remember some Snr execs who did not know what to do apart from giving useless orders and asking stupid questions. The backflash came naturally.
Rosemarie says
RB has outdone himself today!!! He got it all in there…social distancing lies, toilet paper shortages with their scn solutions! LOL And that Masterson reference…perfect! This is laugh out loud stuff I would NEVER use for toilet paper no matter how lacking I was. hahahahahahah!
john johnson says
I needed a laugh and got it. I’m still laughing. Scientology is truly a laughingstock.
Imaberrated says
I love that an SO member was creeped out by Masterson. Not sure how real that is, but I love it!
Skyler says
My my my!
I never imagined that any of LRH’s old books were good for anything.
But now I stand corrected.
Apparently they are a reasonable facsimile for toilet paper. Who would have ever imagined that?
Old Surfer Dude says
Toilet Paper: The New Gold!
Meryl Weiner says
Yes indeed. When I brought up this toilet paper phenomenon to a friend of mine, she said “yeah, having two asses is, apparently, the new malady nobody wants to talk about.” I also wonder if folks think they can fight the virus by lobbing a roll of Charmin at ’em.
Old Surfer Dude says
Well, lobbing a roll of Charmin at ’em is one of my favorite things to do.
Ms. B. Haven says
And speaking of gold, what about the world wide goldenrod shortage??? WTF is this world coming too?
https://otviiiisgrrr8.com/2013/10/16/scientology-bridge-publications-to-open-goldenrod-paper-factory/
Imaberrated says
I marvel at what I am assuming was an arbitrary colour choice, from common stock colours at the time. Colours can go out of fashion, and then you’re having to implement an unusual solution to remain standard.
It happened with foolscap paper too. The world moved on to A4, and if you could find foolscap, you couldn’t afford it.
Glenn says
“The older LRH books had better paper than any of those printed after the Golden Age of Knowledge”.
DAMN. In the current pandemic where TP cannot be found in any stores I fully regret tossing all my old LRH books in the trash decades ago. Who’d have thought they’d wind up having a real and useful purpose now.
Old Surfer Dude says
And that’s why I call it the New Gold. Say your going down the 405 and suddenly realize you have to go…NOW! And you have no TP. I’ve been there. And it’s not fun.
SadStateofAffairs says
A classic Regraded Being offering. LMFAO at the COB/Tom Cruise/Danny Masterson exchange.
otherles says
LRH was writing for a penny a word when Ayn Rand was having her novels published in hardcover and adapted into motion pictures.
ISNOINews says
I posted about this yesterday. This is my tweet on the subject.
In contrast to their partner Scientology, Minister Louis Farrakhan instructs members of the Nation of Islam to continue to practice Social Distancing.
https://twitter.com/ISNOINews/status/1253681488228384768
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Richard says
The NOI are already accustomed to distancing themselves from honkies. Hopefully some of the rank and file are not so radical.
ze moo says
Rapey Masterson is too self absorbed to go sea borg. Though he might join for covered up rapes.
Ms. B. Haven says
Toilet paper shortage??? The LRH books have pages that are rough and don’t make for a comfortable paperwork experience. But, I have it on good authority that in the thousands of more rural Ideal Orgs, Ideal Missions, and Ideal Field Groups parishioners are kicking it old school by reverting to the tried and true corn COB. Hence the saying, “rougher than a COB”.
Old Surfer Dude says
Rougher than a COB! I for one love that saying! Nicely done, Ms. B!