I bear good news: RB welcomed a new member to the family this week. Thus, we have an oldie but goodie from the vast library of timeless RB comic gems. Congratulations on the new addition to the fam RB!
Hi. It is off topic and I don’t want to get anyone in trouble but I’m looking for a way to view scientology: black ops. I have located many links that are not active anymore. Any idea where to look to stream or download? From Tony’s bunker to yours and Leah’s commentels it’s clearly a must see for me.
Thank you
Still waiting for OT 9?
After the fiasco which was 8?
AND we found out then that the whole space cooties thang was bogus.
There went 3, 4, 5, 6, 7; up in the smoke of Tubby’s unfiltered cancer sticks.
Dang, I wanna smoke now, but my wife won’t let me. Says I have to stick around at least another 20 years, to finish up our honeymoon.
Rather than worrying about folks not taking Scientology seriously, Dave and Tom would worry if people DID take Scientology, and its desire to take over the World, SERIOUSLY. Hell, not even the clapping clams are serious about it happening, nor are they going out and recruiting mobs of new members to take up the cudgel. No promotion, no body-routing, no nuttin’. It’s like All scn itself is in hiding, not just Dwarfenführer®.
I’m half expecting that the next RB will focus in on the hallucinations staff experience after too many sleepless nights. RB of course will have 1st-hand experience with that soon
Amazing how rarely any of the cult’s websites get updated, and how little information is added when they do.
It’s no wonder she went on the Wog internet to read about Tom Cruise.
They have nothing to update, no new information, nothing actually happening. About all they could do now is proofread the pages and correct the grammar, and NO one likes doing that forever.
Oh my Goodness! Did I just read you right? Did you just compare our Dear Leader to a stinking heap of garbage? Surely you must know that any and all garbage in the vicinity of Dear Leader is always sprayed with the very finest European cologne – flown into town directly on His personal 747 cargo jumbo jet. If only you could see the delightful image of that tiny precious bottle of the $10,000 cologne sitting in the front row in the first class section under its own special seat belt on a seat reserved just for his tiny bottle of stink spray, surely you would then understand that Dear Leader spares no expense when it comes to pulling the wool over the eyes of all the slave SPs in The Hole. Not in his hole or your hole or my hole. No holes are exempt from stinking in any Ideal Org. You should know that!
So, shame on you! Fer Shame! Fer Shame! Fer Shame! You should be shamed of yourself and you should know that you must now go through an apology cycle which will cost you $40,000 which will be used to ensure Dear Leader’s limousine will be made perfectly bullet proof in order to thwart all of the horrible assassins who line his parade route and spit on his car with their infected COVID saliva.
But try as they might, Dear Leader is invulnerable – just like Super Leader – to all the horrible childish stuff made by the Wog Creeps. Surely you must know that by now! Why don’t you know that by now? You have spent more than $300,000 on our custom apology cycles specially designed to teach you how to show proper respect for Dear Leader. Fuck! Don’t you know that by now?
“. . . that tiny precious bottle of the $10,000 cologne sitting in the front row in the first class section under its own special seat belt . . . ”
Does anyone remember the “Ding Tech” advanced by a guy named Palmer in the 1970’s? He discovered that the source of “enturbulation” in his mission was various individuals walking around dinging him and others in subtle ways. He made a cassette tape about it which circulated widely among scientologists and I listened to it. As an example he mentioned, “What SP put me in Second Class!?”
Once in awhile if my significant other is on my case about something I might says, “Please stop dinging me.” She’s unaware of the full meaning but she gets the general idea.
Another part of Mr. Palmer’s discovery was reiterating the scn concept of “flowing power to power”. For example if you go out to dinner with the boss you should never allow him/her to pay for it since that would be taking power away from power. Obviously many people have advanced in business and politics by flowing power to power.
For awhile the Ding Tech was a fun joke among scientologists. If a scn friend contradicted me I might respond with, “Quit dinging me, asshole.” all in good fun. The Ding Tech probably got quashed since it wasn’t written by Source which is too bad since it applies in many areas of business, politics and interpersonal relationships.
Late addition – It might have been a different mission holder than Mr. Palmer. I’ll be more careful in the future when attributing various things in scn to specific people.
ShameFace exclaimed:
“Oh my Goodness! Did I just read you right? Did you just compare our Dear Leader to a stinking heap of garbage?”
That would merely be an insult to garbage 🤫
For those who think we’re in a “war” against scientology: There IS no war, as scientology has pretty much rolled over and died, thanks to DM’s expert SP-ness
Love your blog. Question that has nothing to do with this post lol- Why did Marty Rathbun go back to the church? I might’ve missed it when you talked about it briefly on your podcast.
DM would do nothing.
Once Walter Kotric former Co CLO Europe recounted a meeting with DM where Miscavige mentions that Walter was stuck in the middle of OTVII and that he was to receive corrections as he had physical problems as well. The same problems that later as far as I know Walter had to get out of the Sea Org now.
But DM did nothing. Regardless of the functionality of scn he could have asked for the Co CLO of a continent like Europe to be fixed in session. But as far as I remember he absolute didn’t.
Of course anyone with other information is welcome.
Loosing My Religion: Your recounting here about a senior executive, Walter Kotric a) understood to need help from his group and b) deserving help from his group and c) not receiving it is super real.
Something I have seen again and again: supposed to be the helping-est most ethical group on the planet, instead operating like an elite club where help, sure is available, however is only FINITELY doled out when someone pays and the cost is tens of thousands of dollars. Even over the years so-called no-cost ethics cycles from an ethics officer, these too have evolved (or devolved) into patch-ups to put the person back onto high-cost service, therefore returned to a condition where they are reg-able or, at the very least, able to produce in some flavor of Stat Push for that week, whether it is handing out promo, going on course to beef up student points, or volunteering in Call-In to bring more bodies-into-the-shop for a video viewing or other event.
#heartbreaking
These practices, so frequently observed and experienced, transform even the most high-volume optimistic person into a depleted cynic.
Has any group in known history done such a skillful job to conflate HELP with MONEY? Makes the prior days of Catholic Church “indulgences” to address sins seem like a playground activity.
I hope that RB will have a great deal of happiness with the new addition to the family.
Moreover, as this child grows into adulthood, I hope they will never even hear about this horrible cult except perhaps as a footnote to history. With any luck, this cult will be dead and buried and no one will ever even remember the name of this horrible blight on our world. If that is indeed the case, IMHO, a large part of the reason for that will be due to RB’s work.
I was stuck in an incomplete cycle of action for decades. I completed it when I woke up and walked out. Ah, floating T/A ………..and the Reg’s can’t find me now. He, he.
I changed my address to a mail forwarding service based in another state. Any real mail that comes to it can be forwarded to my real address which is kept confidential. If any registrar comes a knocking at the mail forwarding location the idiot will be very sorry to have wasted his time. If any junk mail from the cult comes to the service it can be dumped in the trash on their website.
Guess, in a way I have applied the SP policy and have disconnected completely. Hurrah!
THAT’s the way to “handle” the SPs, Glenn! In our home, the beautiful and enormously intelligent wife saves us the expense of the forwarding service, round-filing scientology’s paper garbage directly to the county’s trash-to-steam receptacle. There, it at least warms someone’s home for an instant, probably the only good outcome from Scientology, ever. Sadly, it contributes to global warming; nothing in Scientology is EVER an unalloyed positive outcome. Even if Scientology were disbanded tomorrow, we’d be left with the problem of what to do with all those still-clapping clams!😜
I hope the still-clapping clams will finally confront the truth once the cult’s control vanishes. Maybe they’ll even reach out to Mike and Leah for recovery help. 😊
“too busy Clearing this Planet to worry about what the public thinks”
I’m sure the public will be overjoyed when they discover the planet has been cleared for them without any effort or thought on their behalf. Scientology is magic!
That was all about the release of Oh Tea Ate back in the late eighties. It was decided (probably by the regges) that the event would be a good thing to claim as a victory for the cult against a world dominated by psychs.
Yo Dave,
Bout time to fire up another round of goodness for the world. Whatdayagonna stake a claim on now? Howz about eradication of Covid with the application of a new an improved Pee Tee Ess Curse. Tell us good buddy how you single handedly beat back the farces of evil to usher in a new existence fer all man kind.
Feel free to have the shermanator doctor it up with some more daveshit before you peddle it to the pleebes.
BTW, how were those stellar stats yesterday? Did all of the remaining cultites make their target?
“knowingly leave us all Stuck in an Incomplete Cycle of Action…”
Hell no!!! No reg or recruiter would ever think of leaving anyone stuck in an Incomplete Cycle of Action. For a painful and ‘restimulating’ trip down memory lane, any ex-scientologist here should have been a fly on the wall of any scientology building yesterday just before 2:00pm. If that doesn’t produce a sickening feeling in the gut I don’t know what would.
If I were a fly on the wall the only thing making me feeling poorly would be that I was unfortunate enough to end up in a mORGue rather than on a stinking heap of garbage.
But wait, that is what a mORGue is!!!!! I feel so much better now.
Yo Dave,
Speakin of stinkin heaps of garbage, how are ya doin good buddy?
Newcomer, I’m sure Davey will enjoy your compliment, raising him up to the level of garbage. He might not feel that honored before his alcohol-hazed head has cleared that morning-after hangover.
I wonder what HE does to stop the pounding?
Probably just has another thimble-full and reams out some innocent in his vicinity.
Don’t forget that schadenfreude is a real thing, and it feels GOOD at 2:01 PM on Thursdays; when I deign to notice it’s passing. More usually, I’m celebrating ANOTHER week that the idiots didn’t call me. It seems they’ve given up. The last call I recall was a late New Year’s Eve call asking if I was gonna show up IN D.C., a 3-hour trip on the best of days. I couldn’t have made it if I WANTED TO, which was far from the situation. At a minimum, They’d have wanted me to put on CLOTHES, dangit! I was having too much fun snuggled up at home with my amazing sweetie to brave the cold, dark freezing nighttime streets with all the amateur drunks plying their ways home (or whatever).
Hi. It is off topic and I don’t want to get anyone in trouble but I’m looking for a way to view scientology: black ops. I have located many links that are not active anymore. Any idea where to look to stream or download? From Tony’s bunker to yours and Leah’s commentels it’s clearly a must see for me.
Thank you
Maybe try a P2P/torrent platform?
Still waiting for OT 9?
After the fiasco which was 8?
AND we found out then that the whole space cooties thang was bogus.
There went 3, 4, 5, 6, 7; up in the smoke of Tubby’s unfiltered cancer sticks.
Dang, I wanna smoke now, but my wife won’t let me. Says I have to stick around at least another 20 years, to finish up our honeymoon.
Rather than worrying about folks not taking Scientology seriously, Dave and Tom would worry if people DID take Scientology, and its desire to take over the World, SERIOUSLY. Hell, not even the clapping clams are serious about it happening, nor are they going out and recruiting mobs of new members to take up the cudgel. No promotion, no body-routing, no nuttin’. It’s like All scn itself is in hiding, not just Dwarfenführer®.
I’m half expecting that the next RB will focus in on the hallucinations staff experience after too many sleepless nights. RB of course will have 1st-hand experience with that soon
Scientology is nothing BUT incomplete cycles of action.
Right, Ronnie. All it has to do now is fade away
Amazing how rarely any of the cult’s websites get updated, and how little information is added when they do.
It’s no wonder she went on the Wog internet to read about Tom Cruise.
They have nothing to update, no new information, nothing actually happening. About all they could do now is proofread the pages and correct the grammar, and NO one likes doing that forever.
@Newcomer,
Oh my Goodness! Did I just read you right? Did you just compare our Dear Leader to a stinking heap of garbage? Surely you must know that any and all garbage in the vicinity of Dear Leader is always sprayed with the very finest European cologne – flown into town directly on His personal 747 cargo jumbo jet. If only you could see the delightful image of that tiny precious bottle of the $10,000 cologne sitting in the front row in the first class section under its own special seat belt on a seat reserved just for his tiny bottle of stink spray, surely you would then understand that Dear Leader spares no expense when it comes to pulling the wool over the eyes of all the slave SPs in The Hole. Not in his hole or your hole or my hole. No holes are exempt from stinking in any Ideal Org. You should know that!
So, shame on you! Fer Shame! Fer Shame! Fer Shame! You should be shamed of yourself and you should know that you must now go through an apology cycle which will cost you $40,000 which will be used to ensure Dear Leader’s limousine will be made perfectly bullet proof in order to thwart all of the horrible assassins who line his parade route and spit on his car with their infected COVID saliva.
But try as they might, Dear Leader is invulnerable – just like Super Leader – to all the horrible childish stuff made by the Wog Creeps. Surely you must know that by now! Why don’t you know that by now? You have spent more than $300,000 on our custom apology cycles specially designed to teach you how to show proper respect for Dear Leader. Fuck! Don’t you know that by now?
“. . . that tiny precious bottle of the $10,000 cologne sitting in the front row in the first class section under its own special seat belt . . . ”
Does anyone remember the “Ding Tech” advanced by a guy named Palmer in the 1970’s? He discovered that the source of “enturbulation” in his mission was various individuals walking around dinging him and others in subtle ways. He made a cassette tape about it which circulated widely among scientologists and I listened to it. As an example he mentioned, “What SP put me in Second Class!?”
Once in awhile if my significant other is on my case about something I might says, “Please stop dinging me.” She’s unaware of the full meaning but she gets the general idea.
Another part of Mr. Palmer’s discovery was reiterating the scn concept of “flowing power to power”. For example if you go out to dinner with the boss you should never allow him/her to pay for it since that would be taking power away from power. Obviously many people have advanced in business and politics by flowing power to power.
For awhile the Ding Tech was a fun joke among scientologists. If a scn friend contradicted me I might respond with, “Quit dinging me, asshole.” all in good fun. The Ding Tech probably got quashed since it wasn’t written by Source which is too bad since it applies in many areas of business, politics and interpersonal relationships.
Late addition – It might have been a different mission holder than Mr. Palmer. I’ll be more careful in the future when attributing various things in scn to specific people.
Yes, I think it was Kingsley Wimbush
Thanks – I agree. On reflection I think Palmer is the name of a man who started a splinter group called “Avatar”. I did say “I think” this time. 😇
ShameFace exclaimed:
“Oh my Goodness! Did I just read you right? Did you just compare our Dear Leader to a stinking heap of garbage?”
That would merely be an insult to garbage 🤫
For those who think we’re in a “war” against scientology: There IS no war, as scientology has pretty much rolled over and died, thanks to DM’s expert SP-ness
Love your blog. Question that has nothing to do with this post lol- Why did Marty Rathbun go back to the church? I might’ve missed it when you talked about it briefly on your podcast.
Santa,
See the Tony Ortega’s Underground bunker for all the low-down on Rathbun’s U’Turn…
https://tonyortega.org/?s=rathbun&submit.x=0&submit.y=0
DM would do nothing.
Once Walter Kotric former Co CLO Europe recounted a meeting with DM where Miscavige mentions that Walter was stuck in the middle of OTVII and that he was to receive corrections as he had physical problems as well. The same problems that later as far as I know Walter had to get out of the Sea Org now.
But DM did nothing. Regardless of the functionality of scn he could have asked for the Co CLO of a continent like Europe to be fixed in session. But as far as I remember he absolute didn’t.
Of course anyone with other information is welcome.
Loosing My Religion: Your recounting here about a senior executive, Walter Kotric a) understood to need help from his group and b) deserving help from his group and c) not receiving it is super real.
Something I have seen again and again: supposed to be the helping-est most ethical group on the planet, instead operating like an elite club where help, sure is available, however is only FINITELY doled out when someone pays and the cost is tens of thousands of dollars. Even over the years so-called no-cost ethics cycles from an ethics officer, these too have evolved (or devolved) into patch-ups to put the person back onto high-cost service, therefore returned to a condition where they are reg-able or, at the very least, able to produce in some flavor of Stat Push for that week, whether it is handing out promo, going on course to beef up student points, or volunteering in Call-In to bring more bodies-into-the-shop for a video viewing or other event.
#heartbreaking
These practices, so frequently observed and experienced, transform even the most high-volume optimistic person into a depleted cynic.
Has any group in known history done such a skillful job to conflate HELP with MONEY? Makes the prior days of Catholic Church “indulgences” to address sins seem like a playground activity.
I hope that RB will have a great deal of happiness with the new addition to the family.
Moreover, as this child grows into adulthood, I hope they will never even hear about this horrible cult except perhaps as a footnote to history. With any luck, this cult will be dead and buried and no one will ever even remember the name of this horrible blight on our world. If that is indeed the case, IMHO, a large part of the reason for that will be due to RB’s work.
I was stuck in an incomplete cycle of action for decades. I completed it when I woke up and walked out. Ah, floating T/A ………..and the Reg’s can’t find me now. He, he.
Yes they would!!! YES THEY WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OSD,
I changed my address to a mail forwarding service based in another state. Any real mail that comes to it can be forwarded to my real address which is kept confidential. If any registrar comes a knocking at the mail forwarding location the idiot will be very sorry to have wasted his time. If any junk mail from the cult comes to the service it can be dumped in the trash on their website.
Guess, in a way I have applied the SP policy and have disconnected completely. Hurrah!
THAT’s the way to “handle” the SPs, Glenn! In our home, the beautiful and enormously intelligent wife saves us the expense of the forwarding service, round-filing scientology’s paper garbage directly to the county’s trash-to-steam receptacle. There, it at least warms someone’s home for an instant, probably the only good outcome from Scientology, ever. Sadly, it contributes to global warming; nothing in Scientology is EVER an unalloyed positive outcome. Even if Scientology were disbanded tomorrow, we’d be left with the problem of what to do with all those still-clapping clams!😜
Jerr Lull,
Thanks for the ack.
I hope the still-clapping clams will finally confront the truth once the cult’s control vanishes. Maybe they’ll even reach out to Mike and Leah for recovery help. 😊
Yes, he most definitely would!
“too busy Clearing this Planet to worry about what the public thinks”
I’m sure the public will be overjoyed when they discover the planet has been cleared for them without any effort or thought on their behalf. Scientology is magic!
Am I right the prophecy is 10,000 OTVIII?
My favourite was when a bunch of OT VIIIs made out they got together and postulated the fall of the Berlin Wall… cuckoo…
That was all about the release of Oh Tea Ate back in the late eighties. It was decided (probably by the regges) that the event would be a good thing to claim as a victory for the cult against a world dominated by psychs.
Yo Dave,
Bout time to fire up another round of goodness for the world. Whatdayagonna stake a claim on now? Howz about eradication of Covid with the application of a new an improved Pee Tee Ess Curse. Tell us good buddy how you single handedly beat back the farces of evil to usher in a new existence fer all man kind.
Feel free to have the shermanator doctor it up with some more daveshit before you peddle it to the pleebes.
BTW, how were those stellar stats yesterday? Did all of the remaining cultites make their target?
STATS!? there can be only ONE: BANK balances under the twerp’s control.
“knowingly leave us all Stuck in an Incomplete Cycle of Action…”
Hell no!!! No reg or recruiter would ever think of leaving anyone stuck in an Incomplete Cycle of Action. For a painful and ‘restimulating’ trip down memory lane, any ex-scientologist here should have been a fly on the wall of any scientology building yesterday just before 2:00pm. If that doesn’t produce a sickening feeling in the gut I don’t know what would.
If I were a fly on the wall the only thing making me feeling poorly would be that I was unfortunate enough to end up in a mORGue rather than on a stinking heap of garbage.
But wait, that is what a mORGue is!!!!! I feel so much better now.
Yo Dave,
Speakin of stinkin heaps of garbage, how are ya doin good buddy?
Newcomer, I’m sure Davey will enjoy your compliment, raising him up to the level of garbage. He might not feel that honored before his alcohol-hazed head has cleared that morning-after hangover.
I wonder what HE does to stop the pounding?
Probably just has another thimble-full and reams out some innocent in his vicinity.
Don’t forget that schadenfreude is a real thing, and it feels GOOD at 2:01 PM on Thursdays; when I deign to notice it’s passing. More usually, I’m celebrating ANOTHER week that the idiots didn’t call me. It seems they’ve given up. The last call I recall was a late New Year’s Eve call asking if I was gonna show up IN D.C., a 3-hour trip on the best of days. I couldn’t have made it if I WANTED TO, which was far from the situation. At a minimum, They’d have wanted me to put on CLOTHES, dangit! I was having too much fun snuggled up at home with my amazing sweetie to brave the cold, dark freezing nighttime streets with all the amateur drunks plying their ways home (or whatever).