I just found this site today and am enjoying the humor. I was never a Scientologist but I was raised as a Jehovah’s witness and the situations are so similar. We could never give enough time and money.
Daamn the Reg wins again. No matter what he does, he always ends with lightened wallets, though he thought this time would be different because they promised it was about something else. The funniest part is he then thinks it’s good news what happened!
And then, “good news” is a Scientology Registrar getting a credit line increase so that the card can be once more maxed out so as to “flow” to the cult yet more money that the cult member cannot afford.
Sadly, and at the same time, amusingly, this would indeed be considered good news from the viewpoint of a die hard Scientologist.
By now they should know they both are easy marks for the Regges’ sales tricks. But together or apart, time and again they go deeper into debt for useless Scientology courses. Grrrrrrr…
Lucky for them, they are just cartoon characters. There couldn’t possibly be current members this badly stuck in the cult of Hubbardism that they would put themselves deeper into debt, just to take some Scientology courses, or to donate cash to buy another level of Status, right? Right?
Giggle…..’cause resurgence’ sounds like some sort of acid reflux treatment. RB hits the nail head again. Is this why $cientology tries and often requires that couples both be loyal Lron minions? I can see why a ‘mixed’ marriage would be huge problem.
My vote goes with Dark Helmet – but only the one portrayed by Rick Moranis in Spaceballs. Short stature, oversized helmet, totally inept grasp of the situation – it’s perfect.
Oh Gawd. I remember these days. Sneaking out early to avoid the regges was no longer possible. Even waiting in the car was no longer possible. There’d be a call from my husband or a reg, “Come on in Honey; it’ll be short; they just want to tell us about…(the latest greatest fantasticest newest phenomenalest release). Only be a minute.”
Every time I read one of these RB installments I look at the guy and say to myself “Damn, dude! When are you going to finally get it?”
I just found this site today and am enjoying the humor. I was never a Scientologist but I was raised as a Jehovah’s witness and the situations are so similar. We could never give enough time and money.
Daamn the Reg wins again. No matter what he does, he always ends with lightened wallets, though he thought this time would be different because they promised it was about something else. The funniest part is he then thinks it’s good news what happened!
And then, “good news” is a Scientology Registrar getting a credit line increase so that the card can be once more maxed out so as to “flow” to the cult yet more money that the cult member cannot afford.
Sadly, and at the same time, amusingly, this would indeed be considered good news from the viewpoint of a die hard Scientologist.
And then, “I have Total Certainty on that.”
More laughter!
Yes, they talk like that.
God help me, I used to talk like that!
RB, somehow you’ve done it again. Somehow you just keep doing it.
“Honey…I’ll be out of there faster than you can say, ‘Time is Basically a Postulate that Space and Particles will persist.'”
LOL!
Scientologists do speak to one another using Hubbardisms.
By now they should know they both are easy marks for the Regges’ sales tricks. But together or apart, time and again they go deeper into debt for useless Scientology courses. Grrrrrrr…
Lucky for them, they are just cartoon characters. There couldn’t possibly be current members this badly stuck in the cult of Hubbardism that they would put themselves deeper into debt, just to take some Scientology courses, or to donate cash to buy another level of Status, right? Right?
What could be more tragic than being in love with someone who loves a bad idea?
So funny. The dog must definitely see his wife as the leader of the pack, while the dude must have his “5th dynamic flows” really messed up.
> I still feel it … um, sometimes, well, sort of.
The indoctrination is weakening. The subject is expressing doubt. Money must be given to Scn to resolve this.
Today’s strip remained me of this song, Hank williams.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Move+On+Over+the+Big+Dog+Moving+in+YouTube&&view=detail&mid=75B73D9610DD470DD11A75B73D9610DD470DD11A&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3DMove%2BOn%2BOver%2Bthe%2BBig%2BDog%2BMoving%2Bin%2BYouTube%26Form%3DVDRSCL%26%3D0
At least he’s not in the doghouse. Of course with an active reg in the area they couldn’t afford one.
Giggle…..’cause resurgence’ sounds like some sort of acid reflux treatment. RB hits the nail head again. Is this why $cientology tries and often requires that couples both be loyal Lron minions? I can see why a ‘mixed’ marriage would be huge problem.
He’s so much cause over life but still can’t escape a registrar?
Don’t know COB. don’t want to know COB but I have read about him. Would he be better portrayed in the picture as “Dark Helmet” or “Mini Me?”
Just a question.
I’d go with Dark Helmet.
Well this is a very good question indeed.
Absolutely Mini Me.
No doubts and no ‘comm lag’ about it.
My vote goes with Dark Helmet – but only the one portrayed by Rick Moranis in Spaceballs. Short stature, oversized helmet, totally inept grasp of the situation – it’s perfect.
Even the DAWG is upset with him! So much for being at-cause and being high ARC.
Oh Gawd. I remember these days. Sneaking out early to avoid the regges was no longer possible. Even waiting in the car was no longer possible. There’d be a call from my husband or a reg, “Come on in Honey; it’ll be short; they just want to tell us about…(the latest greatest fantasticest newest phenomenalest release). Only be a minute.”