To: Mark
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: the workability of LRH materials.
What do you mean they don’t work in downtown Seattle? The Way to Happiness works EVERYWHERE! Why? Because I say it does and that’s what matters! Now get out there on the streets of Seattle and bring sanity!
ML
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: bringing sanity.
Sir, I have a great idea! If WTH works so well, maybe you should personally fly to the Ukraine and pass out a few thousand copies to the Russian troops in that country! Now there’s a place that could use some sanity right now!
Good luck!
Heh, heh, heh!
To be fair I have read the WTH book several times and, to be honest, it is a good compilation of tips and ideas on how to live a good life. The problem is Scientology pushing the idea that merely giving out copies of this book will eradicate all the social ills in the world. No one ever considers that people not only have to read the book but agree to live by its teachings. This seldom ever happens.
Vulturology would take advantage of any situation to make money by pretending to be able to do something about it.
If one were to ask them for an account of everything they have “solved” with all the money asked for over the years, the result would be a perfect nothing.
They have never solved anything, indeed sometimes booklets or books paid for with fundraising have never been printed and shipped all of them.
It’s always the man who is the dumbass, and the woman who is decompressing. Seems right!
Except for the last installment where the roles were reversed.
If the Purif was really good for something then it would have made all the traffic lights stay red on the way to the fundraiser.
(Still groaning…)
Passing out TWTH has eradicated crime in Columbia, but for some reason, it doesn’t work in downtown Seattle…..
To: Mark
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: the workability of LRH materials.
What do you mean they don’t work in downtown Seattle? The Way to Happiness works EVERYWHERE! Why? Because I say it does and that’s what matters! Now get out there on the streets of Seattle and bring sanity!
ML
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: bringing sanity.
Sir, I have a great idea! If WTH works so well, maybe you should personally fly to the Ukraine and pass out a few thousand copies to the Russian troops in that country! Now there’s a place that could use some sanity right now!
Good luck!
Heh, heh, heh!
No love at all,
Alcoboy.
Love it!!! Yes, in $cienoworld ‘briefings’ = fundraising. When Gavin Potter and the other FSMs come to town, it is about the money.
How many WTH leaflets would it take to prevent further incursions? For example enough to build a wall. Asking for a colleague …
For some reason, this is the first time I’ve really noticed the Way To Happiness leaflet abbreviated to the acronym WTH.
Which I immediately read as WotTheHell.
To be fair I have read the WTH book several times and, to be honest, it is a good compilation of tips and ideas on how to live a good life. The problem is Scientology pushing the idea that merely giving out copies of this book will eradicate all the social ills in the world. No one ever considers that people not only have to read the book but agree to live by its teachings. This seldom ever happens.
Vulturology would take advantage of any situation to make money by pretending to be able to do something about it.
If one were to ask them for an account of everything they have “solved” with all the money asked for over the years, the result would be a perfect nothing.
They have never solved anything, indeed sometimes booklets or books paid for with fundraising have never been printed and shipped all of them.