Back in the 90’s, the ED and BSO Atlanta wanted to recruit an upstat fellow, who is now a chiropractor in L.A. It seems that his girlfriend may not have been on board with his staff decision, or something along those lines. The ED and BSO wanted them to break off their relationship. The BSO said specifically that the loss of his girlfriend could be audited out (As a secondary in tek terms) and that he would just get along with his life.
The fellow joined staff, but then later left before the end of his contract, and routed out appropriately.
He and his wife were still married a couple of years ago, and have several beautiful children.
The BSO drowned in strange circumstances in CW. He was awaiting trial for a pedophilia charge.
The ED is now a flag public that is regging flag public for the IAS.
Oh no, RB! That’s twice recently you’ve made my bottom lip wobble. Like all the very best satire, it wouldn’t be so devastating if it weren’t entirely true. Great job. I forgive you for the wobble.
I knew an OT who died from cancer. A private service was held by her family. Only 2 $cions showed up; me and another. And this was in the San Francisco Bay Area. No surprise I guess as none of the thousands of other members in the area ever honored the C/S’s requests to visit the member in hospital and give her assists during the time before she passed. Just another “wake up” call for me.
RB, you’ve hit the nail on the head again. Superb satire.
This entry reminds me of an exchange I overhead after course time in the org academy. A bright, hardworking woman was kindly negotiating course schedule with the academy supervisor. The treasure of this woman’s life was being mom to two great boys who, at the time, were 9 and 11 years old. As good parents do, she and her husband had these boys in various activities to help them grow up healthy and strong, and did many things with them—such as mom and sons all studying martial arts together.
The academy supervisor’s rabid push to get the woman to commit to lots more course periods per week was not going anywhere. And though the woman was in no way seeking to give the supervisor a bad time, the supervisor went with the heartless and dismissive “Can’t you just get these kids raised already SO YOU CAN PUT IN MORE COURSE TIME?!?!?!?”
Much like the gentleman in this week’s RB, this student immensely enjoyed and found value in being a meaningful participant in her family’s life. To continue investing in her two sons, to enjoy them, and help them grow into great people was her most precious purpose and activity. (Aside: How dare you know your own purpose and apply your own determinism and power of choice concerning.)
That course supervisor had no filter, along with a set of rigid blinders (all for the org and for the org’s stats), no “attention units,” respect, or affinity/interest toward any other sane, important, and rewarding life goal or activity.
It won’t surprise anyone reading here: that wonderful gal and her husband came back for a New Year’s event once or twice, otherwise, they went inactive—whereas before, they were active and “progressing” on the “bridge.”
Foot bullet, anyone? Foot bullets on sale in Aisle #7. Just so sad.
Nothing has changed. Here is the 1606 oath to King James required after the split with Rome:
“I, A.B. do truly and sincerely acknowledge, profess, testify, and declare in my conscience before God and the world, that our Sovereign Lord King James, is lawful and rightful King of this realm, and of all other in his Majesties Dominions and Countries; And that the Pope neither of himself, nor by any authorities of the Church or See of Rome, or by any means with any other hath any power or authority to depose the King, or to dispose any of his Majesty’s kingdoms, or dominions, or to authorize any foreign prince to invade or annoy him, or his countries, or to discharge any of his Subjects of their allegiance and obedience to his Majesty,[2] or to authorize any foreign prince to invade him &c., or to give license to any to bear arms, raise tumults, &c. &c. Also I do swear that notwithstanding any sentence of excommunication or deprivation I will bear allegiance and true faith to his Majesty &c. &c. And I do further swear that I do from my heart abhor, detest, and abjure, as impious and heretical this damnable doctrine and position,–that princes which be excommunicated by the pope may be deposed or murdered by their subjects or by any other whatsoever. And I do believe that the pope has no power to absolve me from this oath. I do swear according to the plain and common sense, and understanding of the same words &c. &c. &c” (3 James I, c. 4).[3
There was a time when I believed that when working through the conditions, it would have been impossible to leave the church due to the greatest good deal.
Now it would be impossible to work through the conditions and still remain a Scientologist. That’s the difference between the ideal of Scientology and the reality of what it really is. Now the destruction of Scientology is the greatest good on all dynamics.
O/T. Scientology Patron Meritorious Joy Villa comes out as anti Covid- 19 vaccine, saying: “I’ll get my vaccine when Jill Biden becomes a real doctor.”
There, in addition to everything else, more proof OT levels only deliver bullshit.
Joy Villa? …..What a fuckin nutcase. If this is O.T., I’d rather be abberated.
“Dr.” Hubbard, “C.E.” falsely claimed medical or academic credentials to which he had absolutely no right at all, unlike Jill Biden. I wonder what Joy would think of that.
It’s common in education for people with PhDs and EdDs to use that title, though I get that the general public may not understand that, and so it can come off the wrong way. But at least she earned a real doctorate.
MAYBE Joy should get enough education to understand the science and realities of vaccination’s success in eradicating Smallpox and polio, and nearly eradicating measles, mumps, and Rubella worldwide. MILLIONS of people are not dying each year.
To point out the dark cloud of that silver lining, that’s a not-so-great thing for the environment, TBT.
Those waiting and not doing anything to contribute to “herd immunity” have dropped out of the “herd”, so don’t deserve the benefits that herd membership conveys. My wife and I were declared fully vaccinated a month ago, have our cards and all. Yet I wore a mask to my doctor’s visit a couple of days ago. That’s an excess of caution in my mind, but it keeps the medicos happier.
DANG, they looked TIRED from the recent troubles visited upon them!
The following could provide the idea for a Regarded Being comic.
Church of Scientology writes to person asking why they asked to be taken off the Scientology mailing list 16 years ago after attending a Freewinds Congress.
It’s the same-old same-old.
It’s related to “fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on ME.” Those “Fleecewinds” non-cruises wouldn’t be worth their cost if they were free.
unelectedfloofgoofer says
They’re only at Phase II?? At least he has something to look forward to until he’s fitness boarded and moves to a larger place (outside).
Atlanta Guy says
Here is one for you:
Back in the 90’s, the ED and BSO Atlanta wanted to recruit an upstat fellow, who is now a chiropractor in L.A. It seems that his girlfriend may not have been on board with his staff decision, or something along those lines. The ED and BSO wanted them to break off their relationship. The BSO said specifically that the loss of his girlfriend could be audited out (As a secondary in tek terms) and that he would just get along with his life.
The fellow joined staff, but then later left before the end of his contract, and routed out appropriately.
He and his wife were still married a couple of years ago, and have several beautiful children.
The BSO drowned in strange circumstances in CW. He was awaiting trial for a pedophilia charge.
The ED is now a flag public that is regging flag public for the IAS.
Andrea Garner says
Oh no, RB! That’s twice recently you’ve made my bottom lip wobble. Like all the very best satire, it wouldn’t be so devastating if it weren’t entirely true. Great job. I forgive you for the wobble.
Zee Moo says
In the $cienoverse, there is nothing more important than the $cieno bubble. And all the money it takes to keep that bubble in place.
Clearly Not Clear says
Scientology’s priorities in a nutshell
James Rosso says
Well, “MAKE MONEY!!!” is one of the two reasons it was invented.
Stefan says
Yes, I think I have to do a Clay Demo re the difference of ROFL and LMAO after today´s RB:-)
otherles says
I literally rolled on the floor and laughed at Monty Python’s Undertaker Sketch. Having my mother in the room also didn’t help.
Mary Kahn says
So sad AND true.
The Scientology Logo is perfect. Funny AND true.
D Lawless says
It sure is, Mary! It’s the only ‘religion’ in the world that has no room for love on it’s list of priorities.
otherles says
Do SP’s (like me) drop the body?
GL says
Only if you don’t have a good grip while moving it.
Mary Kahn says
😁
Chris Shugart says
Only in Scn could love be described as a “GE impulse.” What’s worse is they believe it. Good grief!
Glenn says
I knew an OT who died from cancer. A private service was held by her family. Only 2 $cions showed up; me and another. And this was in the San Francisco Bay Area. No surprise I guess as none of the thousands of other members in the area ever honored the C/S’s requests to visit the member in hospital and give her assists during the time before she passed. Just another “wake up” call for me.
Peridot says
RB, you’ve hit the nail on the head again. Superb satire.
This entry reminds me of an exchange I overhead after course time in the org academy. A bright, hardworking woman was kindly negotiating course schedule with the academy supervisor. The treasure of this woman’s life was being mom to two great boys who, at the time, were 9 and 11 years old. As good parents do, she and her husband had these boys in various activities to help them grow up healthy and strong, and did many things with them—such as mom and sons all studying martial arts together.
The academy supervisor’s rabid push to get the woman to commit to lots more course periods per week was not going anywhere. And though the woman was in no way seeking to give the supervisor a bad time, the supervisor went with the heartless and dismissive “Can’t you just get these kids raised already SO YOU CAN PUT IN MORE COURSE TIME?!?!?!?”
Much like the gentleman in this week’s RB, this student immensely enjoyed and found value in being a meaningful participant in her family’s life. To continue investing in her two sons, to enjoy them, and help them grow into great people was her most precious purpose and activity. (Aside: How dare you know your own purpose and apply your own determinism and power of choice concerning.)
That course supervisor had no filter, along with a set of rigid blinders (all for the org and for the org’s stats), no “attention units,” respect, or affinity/interest toward any other sane, important, and rewarding life goal or activity.
It won’t surprise anyone reading here: that wonderful gal and her husband came back for a New Year’s event once or twice, otherwise, they went inactive—whereas before, they were active and “progressing” on the “bridge.”
Foot bullet, anyone? Foot bullets on sale in Aisle #7. Just so sad.
SassMasterSupreme says
As a self confessed grandmas boy, I would’ve punched every one of them in the throat and gone any way. Nana always gets priority. The end.
Jere Lull says
*this* will finish up phase 2, with only 9 more phases to go before the renovation project is DONE!
//Sad//, but too close to the truth.
georgemwhite says
Nothing has changed. Here is the 1606 oath to King James required after the split with Rome:
“I, A.B. do truly and sincerely acknowledge, profess, testify, and declare in my conscience before God and the world, that our Sovereign Lord King James, is lawful and rightful King of this realm, and of all other in his Majesties Dominions and Countries; And that the Pope neither of himself, nor by any authorities of the Church or See of Rome, or by any means with any other hath any power or authority to depose the King, or to dispose any of his Majesty’s kingdoms, or dominions, or to authorize any foreign prince to invade or annoy him, or his countries, or to discharge any of his Subjects of their allegiance and obedience to his Majesty,[2] or to authorize any foreign prince to invade him &c., or to give license to any to bear arms, raise tumults, &c. &c. Also I do swear that notwithstanding any sentence of excommunication or deprivation I will bear allegiance and true faith to his Majesty &c. &c. And I do further swear that I do from my heart abhor, detest, and abjure, as impious and heretical this damnable doctrine and position,–that princes which be excommunicated by the pope may be deposed or murdered by their subjects or by any other whatsoever. And I do believe that the pope has no power to absolve me from this oath. I do swear according to the plain and common sense, and understanding of the same words &c. &c. &c” (3 James I, c. 4).[3
Eh=Eh says
There was a time when I believed that when working through the conditions, it would have been impossible to leave the church due to the greatest good deal.
Now it would be impossible to work through the conditions and still remain a Scientologist. That’s the difference between the ideal of Scientology and the reality of what it really is. Now the destruction of Scientology is the greatest good on all dynamics.
Mary says
💫👊🏻 💥
TOOT to OT says
My mother inconveniently died as well. Served the “church” practically her whole life.
There were some big reg tours planned for the AOLA Atrium with Gavin Potter so I wasn’t allowed to pick the date I wanted.
#StillHateThisCult
#StayAwayFromScientology
#SheDiedPoor
#DevTDeath
#NoMoneyToSuckOut
ISNOINews says
O/T. Scientology Patron Meritorious Joy Villa comes out as anti Covid- 19 vaccine, saying: “I’ll get my vaccine when Jill Biden becomes a real doctor.”
https://twitter.com/Joy_Villa/status/1420970944701493251
Memorialized with a screenshot on Instagram and ESMBR at:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CR9CIwEpRMw/
https://exscn2.net/threads/scientology-patron-meritorious-joy-villa-comes-out-as-anti-covid-19-vaccine-saying-i%E2%80%99ll-get-my-vaccine-when-jill-biden-becomes-a-real-doctor.3672/
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ISNOINews says
Corrected Instagram link:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CR9FG2ApKyA/
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Glenn says
Wonder what she’ll say once she’s in the ICU on a ventilator?
otherles says
I got vaccinated.
Overrun in California says
There, in addition to everything else, more proof OT levels only deliver bullshit.
Joy Villa? …..What a fuckin nutcase. If this is O.T., I’d rather be abberated.
PeaceMaker says
“Dr.” Hubbard, “C.E.” falsely claimed medical or academic credentials to which he had absolutely no right at all, unlike Jill Biden. I wonder what Joy would think of that.
It’s common in education for people with PhDs and EdDs to use that title, though I get that the general public may not understand that, and so it can come off the wrong way. But at least she earned a real doctorate.
grisianfarce says
Maybe Joy should start watching new Fox News which is saying vaccines do work: https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1421129356869570562
Jere Lull says
MAYBE Joy should get enough education to understand the science and realities of vaccination’s success in eradicating Smallpox and polio, and nearly eradicating measles, mumps, and Rubella worldwide. MILLIONS of people are not dying each year.
To point out the dark cloud of that silver lining, that’s a not-so-great thing for the environment, TBT.
Those waiting and not doing anything to contribute to “herd immunity” have dropped out of the “herd”, so don’t deserve the benefits that herd membership conveys. My wife and I were declared fully vaccinated a month ago, have our cards and all. Yet I wore a mask to my doctor’s visit a couple of days ago. That’s an excess of caution in my mind, but it keeps the medicos happier.
DANG, they looked TIRED from the recent troubles visited upon them!
ISNOINews says
The following could provide the idea for a Regarded Being comic.
Church of Scientology writes to person asking why they asked to be taken off the Scientology mailing list 16 years ago after attending a Freewinds Congress.
https://twitter.com/kiwafisher/status/1419574846543912963
* * * * * BEGIN EXCERPT * * * * *
CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY ADVANCED ORGANIZATION & SAINT HILL ANZO
8 July 2021
[Address redacted]
Dear [redacted]
Back in 2005 you attended a Freewinds Congress with the London Clearing Congress lectures and liked it.
Later on you refused to talk to Scientology staff and demanded to come off the mailing list, which we did.
What upset you?
Sincerely,
[Signature]
Paul Mousiol
Letter Registrar AOSH ANZO
Email: peterm@scientology.org.au
*Congress flier enclosed
* * * * * END EXCERPT * * * * *
Memorialized with a screenshot and a copy of the letter on ESMBR and Instagram at:
https://exscn2.net/threads/church-of-scientology-writes-to-person-asking-why-they-asked-to-be-taken-off-scientology-mailing-list-16-years-ago-after-attending-freewinds-congress.3657/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CR10yBfJhut/
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Jere Lull says
It’s the same-old same-old.
It’s related to “fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on ME.” Those “Fleecewinds” non-cruises wouldn’t be worth their cost if they were free.