Tommy J, it’s refreshing to see them admit something! With no one new people coming in, and realizing that their cult is falling apart, someone did the right thing and alerted us that, that “Success Story” was just bullshit (aka B.S.)
I think if OT’s talked to other OT’s and were straight up honest – they would find out that they have no super powers, many are broke and were bankrupted due to paying for “services” and donating money….and they were afraid to talk about it! OT’s thought they were alone and something was wrong with them. But everyone gets hurt in Scientology. No one is immune. Even the whales get hurt because they are getting duped beyond belief.
Putting all J& D aside for a moment….is that comic (hilarious BTW!) an accurate representation of your average Scilon?
Would they really be so naive to believe something like that?
Maybe this is how the justify their lack of super powers……. I can’t knock a hat off at 100 yards, but if the wind happens to blow off someone’s hat….I’ll just make sure I’m around to take credit for it.
Miscavige doesn’t really believe he has powers like this, does he?
Cruise believes he’s the only one who can help, but is he really so deluded as to believe a story like today’s RB?
Some pared down Shermanspeak from Davey’s talk at Ron’s birthday 2016:
“Tonight we honor LRH. His life, his legacy, his history and his heritage. And most of all, the man himself. So while he’s with us day by day, in every page of every book, in every lecture, or every step of his Bridge to Total Freedom, well, tonight we draw ever closer as we celebrate an LRH legacy and a game plan wherein all Mankind goes free.”—Mr. David Miscavige, Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center
Yo Mike, I am dropping in to say I love you mate, recently 3 pathetic young lads costed me a front tooth. But as Hubbard said that is just MESS lol, I got two smacks right in the kisser.
COB postulated Ideal Orgs and *presto!* now there 22,118,954 Ideal Orgs scattered across the seventeen continents and 15,901 countries of the planet.
And talk about speed up the bridge! People are going from Grade O to OTVIII in as little as one month at Flag! All it takes is an OT postulate and $2,500,000 to be a “Super Fast OTVIII.”
Donate today to be a super fast OTVIII and Psych-ambush pressor beam attacks will be a thing of the past in no time!
While I appreciate the expansion update, OTVIIIisGrrrr8, (praise Dave!) I feel it incumbent upon myself to correct and amend some of the glowing statistics our dear COB has given us as presented by yourself.
Firstly, there are now 25,453,241 Ideal Orgs spread across 19 continents and 16,521 countries. Truly staggering!
New people at Flag are going from raw meat to OT VIII in 30.21 days on average.
Lastly, there were 152,000,000 gallons of ink used in promotional materials, 10,235 tons of marble installed and 55,000 square feet of plush carpet laid in just the last month to make these Ideal Orgs even more Idealer.
Even disaffected and ill-intentioned apostates on the fringes of the Internet can no longer deny this stellar accomplishment.
Dave’s the rave!!!
ML,
Danny Sherman Junior
Assistant Global Planning and Coordination
Office of Chairman of the Board T/IC, HFA, CL IV, GAT 2
Not sure about that Jose, I’ll have to get back to you. We do accept Krugerrands, gold bullion and precious jewels, as well as shares in Apple and Google. Needless to say, cash is always welcome. I have tomorrow available at 11 am or 1 pm. Which would you prefer?
BTW, if Dave or Tom ever win a Gawker/Hulk Hogan type settlement against the tabloids, will the amount of the settlement be down sized in proportion to length or in proportion to diameter?
Sportscaster: It’s RB up to bat. … Here’s the pitch! … He swings! … OMG RB has nailed that one right out’a the park!!… Wait.. we’ve got an incoming tweet from an iPhone with a tracking app… Folks! That ball is on a direct trajectory from here at Dodger Stadium to Hemet! … Now THAT’S what I call some OT shit!!!
OT success stories have always been like this. Found my keys, made a friend call me on the phone, as ised a car for a second or two that was imminently going to hit me, got the job/parking spot I was after etc etc. I had an OT tell me once he was a cleared theta clear. So I asked him to mock up an illusion I could see. He told me he didn’t do parlor tricks. As my step dad used to say, “shit or get off the pot”. definitely appliesIn this case. Can go exterior with full perception at will? So really, what am I holding behind my back? And as I’ve said before on this blog, the amazing Randy still has his mil.
Other religions have better stories than the truck, ice and theta kick! For example, see: http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=493508. As one writer states, “prayer works.” Hmm. Wait a second, I thought “Scientology works?” Gasp. Maybe all beliefs work by making us become selective perceivers.
Peritraumatic dissociation has an easily explained evolutionary biological basis: brains capable of constructing a “world map” from an “exterior” viewpoint (a) have a better chance of survival by quickly noting all options and (b) the “self” by removing itself from the potential pain can remain in a better position to assess the situation and react, again improving chances for survival.
What really happened to the truck driver of course has nothing to do with the Psychs or the Markab. He probably hit a patch of black ice, the truck began to slide out of control, this triggered the human brain function of dissociation (which can also make time go slowly — I’ve experienced that too), in the dissociated state the man’s brain produced a quick overview of survival options from an “exterior” viewpoint, the man chose a solution, and he regained control of the truck.
No spirits or demons needed. Nothing to see here folks — except that the religion that claims to know exactly how the mind works does not know much about the mind at all. Scientific research has continued to advance far beyond Hubbard’s plagiarism, fantasies, and paranoia. The truth of things is far more fascinating — and I would say uplifting — than Scientology’s droll space opera.
Interesting that the Catholic site refers to – Prayer “success stories” – their quotation marks. This morning I received a full page handwritten letter from a Jehovah Witness I don’t know. I better tone down my oohtee influence. I’m attracting too much attention.
If you want winter driving adventure, come to upstate NY. We don’t need pressor beams or going ‘exterior’, we just slow down and stay on the road. If you want to have fun, drive from Utica to Buffalo in a blizzard. I did it once on the NYS Thruway and found that when I reached Buffalo, that the Thruway was closed. What OT can drive on a closed road?
Delusion is fun, as long as no one gets hurt. I would not pay 1/2 million to be able to find lost keys. Sorry CO$, OTs are not magical beings, they are just well programmed fools and most of they have escaped the clampire.
I can’t wait for someone to organise a series of seriously acted utube sketches with this sort of example of over the top comedy from scio think. The paradox of Scientologists imitating life is well represented by RB, they live, breath and kinda look like people going about the business of living… saw a saying on the net recently which said something about relating the speed of light to the speed of sound. The Scientologist looks kinda normal until they speak.
Here’s a very simple way to convince me of OT skills…..
David Miscavige….. Postulate yourself to 5’5. No apple crates, no lifts in your shoes. 5’5 in bare feet (ok, we can go with stocking feet, even though I am sure your feet are meticulously groomed, I still don’t want to see them)
And Tom Cruise……what’s with the recent ‘changes’ to your appearance? The puffy, post Botox face? Why can’t you just postulate yourself with everlasting youth?
Krusty……well, I won’t pick on Krusty other than so say I don’t know why she needs Jenny Craig when she has L. Ron Hubbard.
And, to be fair, whatever Kelly Preston is doing….keep that up! She continues to look amazing.
Denial of everything that wasn’t Jack Chick’s narrow and strange version of Christian. Believers used to buy boxes of them then leave them tucked into bus seats, etc. (And yet I never saw a copy of TWTH.)
Chick Tracks… denial!?! That’s a bummer. I was hoping it had something to do with pretty girls… aw well, another shattered postulate to add to the scientological list of things that never were, never will be and all at buy it now prices before the price rise.
So f’ing true. Like when El Con ordered Clears to NOT knock peoples hats off at 100 yards because there wasn’t enough clears made yet. (apparently El Con thought the governments would then shut down scientology for making real life DC Super Heroes)
So.. Let me get this straight: Freedom (generically and factually) posts an OT avoiding an accident as noteworthy, and a demonstration of OT-ness-ness.
My question is, what is an OT doing in trucking potatoes across country? Aren’t they supposed to be “saving the planet’ , erecting ‘ideal orgs’, performing ‘humanitarian salvaging’ over in Syria, or central Africa, etc??? Come on, such abilities wasted in a truck cab?
Old OT7 did work on ‘intention’ and did produce results, if only to the creator of the intention. The real test was, was the intention observable by others. Yep, seen it and done it. And experienced others trying to sabotage my actions just to mess with me.
Those days and those games are long gone and far away from the current scene over at the cherch of cash.
Few years back I hit a stretch of Black Ice at night,
spun around 180 degrees into the other lane. So I proceeded
back to town and was the last customer at a tire shop and
brought snow tires.
The old tires that came off had practically no tread.
True story
You’re an adventurous soul, Jose, driving with almost bald tires. Either that, or you postulated that your tires were brand new. Either way, I’m a fan!
There was supposedly a theory going around Scientology in 2008 that Anonymous was the vanguard of the Fifth Invader Force. EIther that, or we were being controlled by the Marcabs (through the Psychs). Even if it wasn’t true about the rumors, it seemed perfectly plausible to us that they thought that the only way to explain the fact that a bunch of “basement dwellers” came out into the sunshine and protested against them was that the “basement dwellers” were either aliens or being controlled by aliens.
That is Scientology in a nutshell, with emphasis on “nut”.
Espi, the cult was very much freaked out at all the Anons and others protesting. But that story you just posted is to funny for words. The Anons are being controlled by the Marcabians. They’re really nice people though. They’re actually Armenian aliens. You can tell because the of the ‘ian’ at the end of their name.
This issue totally explains a completely true and factual story that happened to me in January. I was returning from a weekend trip from Colorado. Like the truck driver in the story I was also forced to drive through Wyoming at night. The 100 mile stretch on I-25 from Denver to Cheyenne was clear but as soon as I passed Cheyenne the Wyoming winds kicked up to about 50 mph and I-25 had periodic icy spots which were very slick.
Like the truck driver I hit a few slick spots but managed to stay on the road (although I wasn’t aware of going exterior I can only surmise that is what I did on an unconscious level). Apparently I was on OT from a previous lifetime and the Psychs that patrol Wyoming spotted me and sent the ice and wind in an unsuccessful effort to wreck me. How else could you explain the good driving conditions in Colorado which abruptly changed as soon as I hit Wyoming? When will these idiot psychs learn that they are no match for us OT’s?
It was the Markabians, Doug. I’m sure of it. When I was growing up, had a lot of Armenian neighbors. I never realized they were Markab’s. But the “ian” in their names gave it away. I will say that they were the nicest aliens I’ve ever met.
You could be right but I thought I read in Ron’s Journal 10,343 that only the Psychs fly around in DC8s. That was why I assumed it was the same asshole Psychs that attacked the OT truck driver.
I am driving through Wyoming again tonight, just checked into a hotel for the night. Apparently the psychs have given up, the road conditions have been real good.
Unfortunately this one could be so true. For a loooooot of years after I left, I still believed that I was much smarter, much more able than anyone in my sphere of influence because of my scientology training and auditing. The mindf$&k runs deep.
The bizarre explanation of how a person didn’t have a bad experience but was at cause is a frightening example of how we allow ourselves to believe what we need to to be able to continue on our chosen path.
Life is so much better now that I don’t think I’m better than everyone.
You’re more able than me, Valerie! That’s because I’m not the sharpest knife in the chandelier. People say to me, ‘If I were anymore stupid, they’d have to water me twice a week….
Wonderfully funny cartoon this week. In case anyone thinks the explanation is a little over done just bear in mind scientologists are amazlingly paranoid people, I remember looking round as I used to come and go at the org as I was convinced we were being spied on by some government agency.
Now for my own amazing OTEEE win – I went out last night convinced I was going to find money, lo and behold on the changing room floor at the gym I found a penny! Must be the residual scientology fizzling around inside me!!!
The chain machine near the laundry room in my building occasionally gives out a Susan B. Anthony dollar coin instead of a quarter. And I didn’t have to postulate it.
Tommy J says
I especially like that this OT Fee-nomenon was penned by a person with the initials “B.S.” Nice touch RB, nice touch!
Old Surfer Dude says
Tommy J, it’s refreshing to see them admit something! With no one new people coming in, and realizing that their cult is falling apart, someone did the right thing and alerted us that, that “Success Story” was just bullshit (aka B.S.)
Ideal, Empty and Idle Morgue says
I think if OT’s talked to other OT’s and were straight up honest – they would find out that they have no super powers, many are broke and were bankrupted due to paying for “services” and donating money….and they were afraid to talk about it! OT’s thought they were alone and something was wrong with them. But everyone gets hurt in Scientology. No one is immune. Even the whales get hurt because they are getting duped beyond belief.
Chee Chalker says
Putting all J& D aside for a moment….is that comic (hilarious BTW!) an accurate representation of your average Scilon?
Would they really be so naive to believe something like that?
Maybe this is how the justify their lack of super powers……. I can’t knock a hat off at 100 yards, but if the wind happens to blow off someone’s hat….I’ll just make sure I’m around to take credit for it.
Miscavige doesn’t really believe he has powers like this, does he?
Cruise believes he’s the only one who can help, but is he really so deluded as to believe a story like today’s RB?
Nemesis says
Some pared down Shermanspeak from Davey’s talk at Ron’s birthday 2016:
“Tonight we honor LRH. His life, his legacy, his history and his heritage. And most of all, the man himself. So while he’s with us day by day, in every page of every book, in every lecture, or every step of his Bridge to Total Freedom, well, tonight we draw ever closer as we celebrate an LRH legacy and a game plan wherein all Mankind goes free.”—Mr. David Miscavige, Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center
Cat Daddy says
Yo Mike, I am dropping in to say I love you mate, recently 3 pathetic young lads costed me a front tooth. But as Hubbard said that is just MESS lol, I got two smacks right in the kisser.
I love you. Keep it safe and real.
Niels
OTVIIIisGrrr8! says
COB postulated Ideal Orgs and *presto!* now there 22,118,954 Ideal Orgs scattered across the seventeen continents and 15,901 countries of the planet.
And talk about speed up the bridge! People are going from Grade O to OTVIII in as little as one month at Flag! All it takes is an OT postulate and $2,500,000 to be a “Super Fast OTVIII.”
Donate today to be a super fast OTVIII and Psych-ambush pressor beam attacks will be a thing of the past in no time!
Nemesis says
While I appreciate the expansion update, OTVIIIisGrrrr8, (praise Dave!) I feel it incumbent upon myself to correct and amend some of the glowing statistics our dear COB has given us as presented by yourself.
Firstly, there are now 25,453,241 Ideal Orgs spread across 19 continents and 16,521 countries. Truly staggering!
New people at Flag are going from raw meat to OT VIII in 30.21 days on average.
Lastly, there were 152,000,000 gallons of ink used in promotional materials, 10,235 tons of marble installed and 55,000 square feet of plush carpet laid in just the last month to make these Ideal Orgs even more Idealer.
Even disaffected and ill-intentioned apostates on the fringes of the Internet can no longer deny this stellar accomplishment.
Dave’s the rave!!!
ML,
Danny Sherman Junior
Assistant Global Planning and Coordination
Office of Chairman of the Board T/IC, HFA, CL IV, GAT 2
Jose Chung says
Does Flag accept Nigerian Mastercard ?
If yes I can charge it and be on course this evening !
Nemesis says
Not sure about that Jose, I’ll have to get back to you. We do accept Krugerrands, gold bullion and precious jewels, as well as shares in Apple and Google. Needless to say, cash is always welcome. I have tomorrow available at 11 am or 1 pm. Which would you prefer?
threefeetback says
Grrr8!,
Thanks for the good news.
BTW, if Dave or Tom ever win a Gawker/Hulk Hogan type settlement against the tabloids, will the amount of the settlement be down sized in proportion to length or in proportion to diameter?
clergyman says
Sportscaster: It’s RB up to bat. … Here’s the pitch! … He swings! … OMG RB has nailed that one right out’a the park!!… Wait.. we’ve got an incoming tweet from an iPhone with a tracking app… Folks! That ball is on a direct trajectory from here at Dodger Stadium to Hemet! … Now THAT’S what I call some OT shit!!!
Aquamarine says
Someone needs to give this idiot a theta kick. Great stuff, RB!
Leslie Bates says
And speaking of cartoons, today is the day after Saint Patrick’s day…
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jSw87YNThTc/VuunvecHl5I/AAAAAAAABwY/KfIuY_vBU4MgrEKyOtaSKKJWuhKa1L56Q/s640/Prisoner%2BExchange.jpg
Overunincalifornia says
OT success stories have always been like this. Found my keys, made a friend call me on the phone, as ised a car for a second or two that was imminently going to hit me, got the job/parking spot I was after etc etc. I had an OT tell me once he was a cleared theta clear. So I asked him to mock up an illusion I could see. He told me he didn’t do parlor tricks. As my step dad used to say, “shit or get off the pot”. definitely appliesIn this case. Can go exterior with full perception at will? So really, what am I holding behind my back? And as I’ve said before on this blog, the amazing Randy still has his mil.
FOTF2012 says
Other religions have better stories than the truck, ice and theta kick! For example, see: http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=493508. As one writer states, “prayer works.” Hmm. Wait a second, I thought “Scientology works?” Gasp. Maybe all beliefs work by making us become selective perceivers.
The OT’s exterior viewpoint is also a major yawn. It is a studied phenomenon called peritraumatic dissociation: http://psychologydictionary.org/peritraumatic-dissociation/. I’ve experienced it myself more than once.
Peritraumatic dissociation has an easily explained evolutionary biological basis: brains capable of constructing a “world map” from an “exterior” viewpoint (a) have a better chance of survival by quickly noting all options and (b) the “self” by removing itself from the potential pain can remain in a better position to assess the situation and react, again improving chances for survival.
What really happened to the truck driver of course has nothing to do with the Psychs or the Markab. He probably hit a patch of black ice, the truck began to slide out of control, this triggered the human brain function of dissociation (which can also make time go slowly — I’ve experienced that too), in the dissociated state the man’s brain produced a quick overview of survival options from an “exterior” viewpoint, the man chose a solution, and he regained control of the truck.
No spirits or demons needed. Nothing to see here folks — except that the religion that claims to know exactly how the mind works does not know much about the mind at all. Scientific research has continued to advance far beyond Hubbard’s plagiarism, fantasies, and paranoia. The truth of things is far more fascinating — and I would say uplifting — than Scientology’s droll space opera.
Chee Chalker says
Prayer is free
That’s the difference as far as I am concerned
Richard says
Interesting that the Catholic site refers to – Prayer “success stories” – their quotation marks. This morning I received a full page handwritten letter from a Jehovah Witness I don’t know. I better tone down my oohtee influence. I’m attracting too much attention.
zemooo says
If you want winter driving adventure, come to upstate NY. We don’t need pressor beams or going ‘exterior’, we just slow down and stay on the road. If you want to have fun, drive from Utica to Buffalo in a blizzard. I did it once on the NYS Thruway and found that when I reached Buffalo, that the Thruway was closed. What OT can drive on a closed road?
Delusion is fun, as long as no one gets hurt. I would not pay 1/2 million to be able to find lost keys. Sorry CO$, OTs are not magical beings, they are just well programmed fools and most of they have escaped the clampire.
Valerie says
I am so Oatee that I can tap the screen on my iPhone and my keys will tell me where they are.
I spent $26 for that ability. It’s called The Tile.
Old Surfer Dude says
Valerie, I can go sailing down my time track and get the image of me as a kid! Now…how’s that for Super Pooper Powers?
Leslie Bates says
Pizza delivery in Minneapolis during the winter…and idiots who won’t use the bike path in the summer.
I Yawnalot says
I can’t wait for someone to organise a series of seriously acted utube sketches with this sort of example of over the top comedy from scio think. The paradox of Scientologists imitating life is well represented by RB, they live, breath and kinda look like people going about the business of living… saw a saying on the net recently which said something about relating the speed of light to the speed of sound. The Scientologist looks kinda normal until they speak.
Chee Chalker says
Here’s a very simple way to convince me of OT skills…..
David Miscavige….. Postulate yourself to 5’5. No apple crates, no lifts in your shoes. 5’5 in bare feet (ok, we can go with stocking feet, even though I am sure your feet are meticulously groomed, I still don’t want to see them)
And Tom Cruise……what’s with the recent ‘changes’ to your appearance? The puffy, post Botox face? Why can’t you just postulate yourself with everlasting youth?
Krusty……well, I won’t pick on Krusty other than so say I don’t know why she needs Jenny Craig when she has L. Ron Hubbard.
And, to be fair, whatever Kelly Preston is doing….keep that up! She continues to look amazing.
Old Surfer Dude says
Chee, was it Botox or just a swarm of angry bees that stung his face? Cruise can really piss off insects…
Rick Mycroft says
I want some of these in “Chick Tract” format to sprinkle around.
Old Surfer Dude says
What chu talkin’ bout, Willis?
Leslie Bates says
Chick tracts are a denial of reality. I would expect JC to adopt a pro-Scientology view in his work.
“Ron hates D&D.”
http://www.theescapist.com/darkdungeons.htm
Old Surfer Dude says
Thanks for enlightening me, Leslie! So, Chick Tracks is denial? Of everything? I have never heard of this before.
Rick Mycroft says
Denial of everything that wasn’t Jack Chick’s narrow and strange version of Christian. Believers used to buy boxes of them then leave them tucked into bus seats, etc. (And yet I never saw a copy of TWTH.)
Leslie Bates says
After Dark Dungeons came out I had to explain to my Mom that role playing games were not a back door to devil worship.
I Yawnalot says
Chick Tracks… denial!?! That’s a bummer. I was hoping it had something to do with pretty girls… aw well, another shattered postulate to add to the scientological list of things that never were, never will be and all at buy it now prices before the price rise.
Mike Wynski says
So f’ing true. Like when El Con ordered Clears to NOT knock peoples hats off at 100 yards because there wasn’t enough clears made yet. (apparently El Con thought the governments would then shut down scientology for making real life DC Super Heroes)
jrfool says
So.. Let me get this straight: Freedom (generically and factually) posts an OT avoiding an accident as noteworthy, and a demonstration of OT-ness-ness.
My question is, what is an OT doing in trucking potatoes across country? Aren’t they supposed to be “saving the planet’ , erecting ‘ideal orgs’, performing ‘humanitarian salvaging’ over in Syria, or central Africa, etc??? Come on, such abilities wasted in a truck cab?
Old OT7 did work on ‘intention’ and did produce results, if only to the creator of the intention. The real test was, was the intention observable by others. Yep, seen it and done it. And experienced others trying to sabotage my actions just to mess with me.
Those days and those games are long gone and far away from the current scene over at the cherch of cash.
Jose Chung says
OH THIS IS GOOD !!!
Few years back I hit a stretch of Black Ice at night,
spun around 180 degrees into the other lane. So I proceeded
back to town and was the last customer at a tire shop and
brought snow tires.
The old tires that came off had practically no tread.
True story
Valerie says
@jose but WHY did your tires have no tread? Must be a conspiracy.
Jose Chung says
They were Farsecian retreads.
Old Surfer Dude says
You’re an adventurous soul, Jose, driving with almost bald tires. Either that, or you postulated that your tires were brand new. Either way, I’m a fan!
Jose Chung says
Lesson learned , now I get 10 ply mud tires
which keep a death grip on the road
(are psych proof.)
GTBO says
TGIF
RB they are definitely that deluded you nailed it.
what a great way to finish the week.
Old Surfer Dude says
Are you going to tell me that the 5th invader from Mars is all bullshit too? I’m lost……
Espiando says
There was supposedly a theory going around Scientology in 2008 that Anonymous was the vanguard of the Fifth Invader Force. EIther that, or we were being controlled by the Marcabs (through the Psychs). Even if it wasn’t true about the rumors, it seemed perfectly plausible to us that they thought that the only way to explain the fact that a bunch of “basement dwellers” came out into the sunshine and protested against them was that the “basement dwellers” were either aliens or being controlled by aliens.
That is Scientology in a nutshell, with emphasis on “nut”.
Nemesis says
Nuts that shell out cash.
Old Surfer Dude says
Espi, the cult was very much freaked out at all the Anons and others protesting. But that story you just posted is to funny for words. The Anons are being controlled by the Marcabians. They’re really nice people though. They’re actually Armenian aliens. You can tell because the of the ‘ian’ at the end of their name.
Doug Sprinkle says
This issue totally explains a completely true and factual story that happened to me in January. I was returning from a weekend trip from Colorado. Like the truck driver in the story I was also forced to drive through Wyoming at night. The 100 mile stretch on I-25 from Denver to Cheyenne was clear but as soon as I passed Cheyenne the Wyoming winds kicked up to about 50 mph and I-25 had periodic icy spots which were very slick.
Like the truck driver I hit a few slick spots but managed to stay on the road (although I wasn’t aware of going exterior I can only surmise that is what I did on an unconscious level). Apparently I was on OT from a previous lifetime and the Psychs that patrol Wyoming spotted me and sent the ice and wind in an unsuccessful effort to wreck me. How else could you explain the good driving conditions in Colorado which abruptly changed as soon as I hit Wyoming? When will these idiot psychs learn that they are no match for us OT’s?
Old Surfer Dude says
It was the Markabians, Doug. I’m sure of it. When I was growing up, had a lot of Armenian neighbors. I never realized they were Markab’s. But the “ian” in their names gave it away. I will say that they were the nicest aliens I’ve ever met.
Doug Sprinkle says
You could be right but I thought I read in Ron’s Journal 10,343 that only the Psychs fly around in DC8s. That was why I assumed it was the same asshole Psychs that attacked the OT truck driver.
Old Surfer Dude says
Hmmmm….you bring up a good point. The Markab’s seemed way to nice anyway.
Do all evil Psychs get their own, rusting DC8? And what if all the DC8s have been decommissioned? What will they fly then?
I Yawnalot says
John Travolta’s volunteered his…
Doug Sprinkle says
I am driving through Wyoming again tonight, just checked into a hotel for the night. Apparently the psychs have given up, the road conditions have been real good.
Valerie says
The psychs focus on Wyoming because it is the “most able” state in the US.
If you don’t believe me, ask yourself. Why is there not a scientology mission or org in the entire state of Wyoming. Must be the evil psychs.
Doug Sprinkle says
That makes sense to me.
Old Surfer Dude says
Oh, absolutely!
Valerie says
Unfortunately this one could be so true. For a loooooot of years after I left, I still believed that I was much smarter, much more able than anyone in my sphere of influence because of my scientology training and auditing. The mindf$&k runs deep.
The bizarre explanation of how a person didn’t have a bad experience but was at cause is a frightening example of how we allow ourselves to believe what we need to to be able to continue on our chosen path.
Life is so much better now that I don’t think I’m better than everyone.
Old Surfer Dude says
You’re more able than me, Valerie! That’s because I’m not the sharpest knife in the chandelier. People say to me, ‘If I were anymore stupid, they’d have to water me twice a week….
Valerie says
OSD Well, maybe you could correct your problem by taking the knives out of the chandelier and adding lights? 😉
Plus in my mind, Yoda you are.
Old Surfer Dude says
Ah…judge me by my knives will you! But, truly, I am but po’ white trailer wit page numbers on my toilet paper…..
Gimpy says
Wonderfully funny cartoon this week. In case anyone thinks the explanation is a little over done just bear in mind scientologists are amazlingly paranoid people, I remember looking round as I used to come and go at the org as I was convinced we were being spied on by some government agency.
Now for my own amazing OTEEE win – I went out last night convinced I was going to find money, lo and behold on the changing room floor at the gym I found a penny! Must be the residual scientology fizzling around inside me!!!
Leslie Bates says
Really?
The chain machine near the laundry room in my building occasionally gives out a Susan B. Anthony dollar coin instead of a quarter. And I didn’t have to postulate it.
Old Surfer Dude says
You are soooooo OT, Leslie!
Peter says
Well, Gimpy, now you know that you ARE being spied on by a government agency, the NSA. They must all be scios!