This is what I would hear when he would talk at events, but change Ginger to “Golden Age of Tech”, “Semicolons” and, “The blind leading the blind”. Oh, and the TC video. I thought…”I hope the press doesn’t get a hold of this”. But, they did.
Our David, who art in prison,
Hallowed be thy chains.
Your kingdoms done,
Thy sentence is to be done in prison,
As it is in RPF.
Show us the money for our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we don’t for the trespass against us.
And led us into not into temptation,
But led us to evil.
For thine was the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
Now gone for ever and ever.
LRH.
Hi Kronomex, Your post calls for one final dip into the old beans and dogs of bad SP conditions,just one last tiny taste before that dish is no-more along with this Viscious Cult.dm look over your shoulder,all the money in the galaxy cannot protect you from your own creation Cos as you intended have at it! We will prevail.Always,Ann B.
Haaaaaaa, haaa, haa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa, haa, haaaaaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, shit, oh, hell, this one’s too much. What a big hilarious surprise ! I thought the two guys in blue were sea org ! I can’t stop laughing ! Oh, my stomach, oh, my goodness, aaahhh ! thanks for the laughs, RB.
It says a lot for your talent and the amount of insanity that you serve up something funny every week.
Thanks man.You are helping our loved ones get out faster and get back with us.You put in a lot of time planning and drawing plots every week.Because of your work I now do 10 times more than I did.
Just you wait, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
You’ll be sorry but your tears ‘ll be to late
You’ll be broke and I’ll have money
Will I help you? Don’t be funny
Just you wait, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
Just you wait, Dave Miscavige, till you’re sick
And you scream to fetch a doctor double quick
I’ll be off a second later and go straight to the theater
Oh ho ho, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
Ooo Dave Miscavige
Just you wait until we’re swimmin’ in the sea
Ooo Dave Miscavige
And you get a cramp a little ways from me
When you yell you’re going to drown
I’ll get dressed and go to town
Oh ho ho, Dave Miscavige, oh ho ho, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
He’s doing his own version of the RPF, aptly named, the Royal Personage Force. He gets a minimum of five hours enhancement (not including meals and pampering) like jet skiing, scuba diving, horseback riding, etc. Since rehabilitation is not an issue (what’s to fix?) he does whale sightings and ribbon yankings to stay connected. Hope that clears it up for you.
No doubt this man has to be the most hated man in America. He will serve his due. Justice grinds ever so slowly but DL will meet his richly deserved fate.
Is this bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla a special type of communication used in US .. in germany we use bla bla .. and then is all said ..
The only thing missing is to show DM’s cellmate Big Bubba, who stands by impatiently and then after the ribbon-yanking hauls DM behind the Porta-Potties to …well, you know….(wince)
As I’ve always said, “Bubba will make an outstanding cellmate for the tinny tiny dwarf. Imagine Too Short getting mad at Bubba and assaults him like he does his staff! Corn of the COB would not only get the shit kicked out of him, he’d walking bowlegged for months….
He won’t allow himself to be captured alive for that reason.
No doubt he has a concealed carry permit in many states. A guy who smashed a telephone booth with a baseball bat won’t be afraid of using a firearm.
For now, his priority is to pay lawyers to make sure he’s never indicted. That explains the testimonial overkill on the anti-critics’ Dead Agenting sites.
He probably stopped the beatings (but not the yelling) and reduced the number of incarcerations. He’s also making others responsible for carrying out his policies.
By by Scientology pie
I took my meter to the levee
but my batteries were dry
I hooked it up to 220 and my pc fried
Oh this will be the day that It dies
Oh this will be the day that it dies
For 46 years I drank the Kool-Aide straight
walked into A street mission back in 68
I left after I watched GAT 2 in 20 and 14teeen
I spent 13yrs lost in the Sea Org
worked with the midget in the last 4
I routed off staff and got myself finally
trained and OTee
When I yelled this is not for me
An Osa bot ran over and tried to restrain me
I pushed her aside and ran out the fucking door
and got free
So by by Scientology pie
I took my meter to the levee
but my batteries were dry
I hooked it up to 220 and my pc fried
Oh this will be the day that it dies
Oh this will be the day that it dies
Great one RB. Although I know this is just a riff on COB yanking ribbons on decades old office buildings, I personally hope that when it all falls apart, COB is not allowed the freedom to do insane things like this anymore.
On that note, I hope everyone in America, and everywhere else too, who is able to enjoy their freedom does so this weekend. I will be doing so on our 61st annual family retreat to family owned land where there are no phones, power, etc. See you Tuesday.
That’s funny RB. I got a good chuckle out of that this morning. Thanks
But, there is a lot of truth here… Miscavige hides his financial and tax law crimes with money, lawyers and religion. This is only a temporary fix as Sun Myung Moon – Leader of Unification Church, found out after he was imprisoned for criminal tax fraud in the 1980s. He had lots of money and a religion built similar to Scientology, but it didn’t save him.
When a religion’s PR goes waaay south, criminal prosecution follows. This is because people like, Miscavige, Jim Baker and Sun Myung Moon are giving religion a bad name and it is up to government to take them out before all the religions get a bad name too….religions might be bad, but not THAT bad is the working theory here.
Miscaviges obvious con of building Ideal Orgs in a shrinking religion…..converting cash into real estate is not going to stick together because the world is watching even if the few members inside the cult are not watching…
Robert Almblad ~ thank you for providing this information. It’s not a bad game I think… getting older and wiser and with the bonus of entertainment as the place goes down the drain right before our eyes. Does wondrous things with any left over regrets. And seems to even make sense out of years of living in the midst of the madness writing KRs till 3am in a futile attempt to correct the obvious outnesses, going without for so long and then made quilty when we had anything. And then having to lose children and friends on the way out. What an adventure now that it seems to be in free fall.
So funny. I can remember in the not too distant past going home from an event and wondering what the hell he just said that actually meant something. Bla Bla Bla is pretty much what he has been saying for a long time.
Indeed, I agree. Joking aside, this could well be how COB ends his days – luxuriously safepointed somewhere, uttlerly divorced from reality, endlessly rich, served by a coterie of handlers who do nothing but cater to his every delusion and caprice. Get the concept of the Norma Desmond character in “Sunset Boulevard”…like Norma, DM endlessly screening his own events night after night, photos of Himself everywhere…I can see it, I can definitely see it.
Actual convicts or inmates wouldn’t put up with Miscavige. Perhaps St. Dymphna’s is a re-purposed Narconon facility where Miscavige is the only inmate. If they can run the hole, why not a private prison for him?
David Miscavige will most likely see empty halls and hear
the sucking noise of Staff running for their lives.
Adolf Hitler had no stand in’s when the end came in Berlin.
Reminds me of this.
This is what I would hear when he would talk at events, but change Ginger to “Golden Age of Tech”, “Semicolons” and, “The blind leading the blind”. Oh, and the TC video. I thought…”I hope the press doesn’t get a hold of this”. But, they did.
http://www.doglistener.co.uk/sites/default/files/garylarson.jpg
…late to the commenting party, but RB, this is an excellent cartoon! Thank you!
Our David, who art in prison,
Hallowed be thy chains.
Your kingdoms done,
Thy sentence is to be done in prison,
As it is in RPF.
Show us the money for our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we don’t for the trespass against us.
And led us into not into temptation,
But led us to evil.
For thine was the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
Now gone for ever and ever.
LRH.
Hi Kronomex, Your post calls for one final dip into the old beans and dogs of bad SP conditions,just one last tiny taste before that dish is no-more along with this Viscious Cult.dm look over your shoulder,all the money in the galaxy cannot protect you from your own creation Cos as you intended have at it! We will prevail.Always,Ann B.
Great laugh! COB shouldn’t yank those ribbons too hard. They’re probably the only thing that’s holding the buildings up.
I love this. I just absolutely love this – it’s wonderfully funny and perfect. Thanks!
Lol ??? love it. Short and to the point. Let’s hope this will be soon. Miscaviage for the psych prison.
Haaaaaaa, haaa, haa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa, haa, haaaaaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, shit, oh, hell, this one’s too much. What a big hilarious surprise ! I thought the two guys in blue were sea org ! I can’t stop laughing ! Oh, my stomach, oh, my goodness, aaahhh ! thanks for the laughs, RB.
I laughed myself silly on this one! YOu”ve outdone yourself with this one, Regraded Being!
Great job, Regraded Being!
And to all you bloggers up in Canada, I wish you all a very happy Canada Day!
RB – too friggin funny!
Funny as hell.A RB classic.
It says a lot for your talent and the amount of insanity that you serve up something funny every week.
Thanks man.You are helping our loved ones get out faster and get back with us.You put in a lot of time planning and drawing plots every week.Because of your work I now do 10 times more than I did.
RB, this may be your best one yet…and that’s saying something!
Just you wait, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
You’ll be sorry but your tears ‘ll be to late
You’ll be broke and I’ll have money
Will I help you? Don’t be funny
Just you wait, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
Just you wait, Dave Miscavige, till you’re sick
And you scream to fetch a doctor double quick
I’ll be off a second later and go straight to the theater
Oh ho ho, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
Ooo Dave Miscavige
Just you wait until we’re swimmin’ in the sea
Ooo Dave Miscavige
And you get a cramp a little ways from me
When you yell you’re going to drown
I’ll get dressed and go to town
Oh ho ho, Dave Miscavige, oh ho ho, Dave Miscavige, just you wait
ROTFLMFAO! Now that’s some REALLY funny shit! Whew! Bravo! Still laughing……
Thanks OSD. A little Lerner and Loewe always comes in handy. ?
Is DM in the RPF? It would serve him right.
He’s doing his own version of the RPF, aptly named, the Royal Personage Force. He gets a minimum of five hours enhancement (not including meals and pampering) like jet skiing, scuba diving, horseback riding, etc. Since rehabilitation is not an issue (what’s to fix?) he does whale sightings and ribbon yankings to stay connected. Hope that clears it up for you.
No doubt this man has to be the most hated man in America. He will serve his due. Justice grinds ever so slowly but DL will meet his richly deserved fate.
Perfect, RB! Succinct and hilarious.. “Saint Dymphna”…OMG! Totally where He belongs. And the guard’s conversation about Him…still laughing!
This had me rolling on the floor!! Good stuff. Really good stuff.
Is this bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla a special type of communication used in US .. in germany we use bla bla .. and then is all said ..
St. Dymphna- patron saint of the mentally ill!
Great choice! So appropriate!!
Hysterical!
That ‘future day’ is already here. RB is indeed in ‘present time’.
The only thing missing is to show DM’s cellmate Big Bubba, who stands by impatiently and then after the ribbon-yanking hauls DM behind the Porta-Potties to …well, you know….(wince)
Straight up and vertical is the term you’re looking for
Bwaaaaaaaa!
As I’ve always said, “Bubba will make an outstanding cellmate for the tinny tiny dwarf. Imagine Too Short getting mad at Bubba and assaults him like he does his staff! Corn of the COB would not only get the shit kicked out of him, he’d walking bowlegged for months….
He won’t allow himself to be captured alive for that reason.
No doubt he has a concealed carry permit in many states. A guy who smashed a telephone booth with a baseball bat won’t be afraid of using a firearm.
For now, his priority is to pay lawyers to make sure he’s never indicted. That explains the testimonial overkill on the anti-critics’ Dead Agenting sites.
He probably stopped the beatings (but not the yelling) and reduced the number of incarcerations. He’s also making others responsible for carrying out his policies.
An instant RB classic!
That post was brilliant and had me laughing before my 1st cup of coffee…If only it comes to reality.
Bla bla bla bla bla I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested bla bla bla bla bla Ideal prison bla bla bla
By by Scientology pie
I took my meter to the levee
but my batteries were dry
I hooked it up to 220 and my pc fried
Oh this will be the day that It dies
Oh this will be the day that it dies
For 46 years I drank the Kool-Aide straight
walked into A street mission back in 68
I left after I watched GAT 2 in 20 and 14teeen
I spent 13yrs lost in the Sea Org
worked with the midget in the last 4
I routed off staff and got myself finally
trained and OTee
When I yelled this is not for me
An Osa bot ran over and tried to restrain me
I pushed her aside and ran out the fucking door
and got free
So by by Scientology pie
I took my meter to the levee
but my batteries were dry
I hooked it up to 220 and my pc fried
Oh this will be the day that it dies
Oh this will be the day that it dies
🙂
Hi Willie aka.., You are on Fire with your great song lyrics.Thank you!XO Ann B
Outstanding! Simply outstanding!
Great one RB. Although I know this is just a riff on COB yanking ribbons on decades old office buildings, I personally hope that when it all falls apart, COB is not allowed the freedom to do insane things like this anymore.
On that note, I hope everyone in America, and everywhere else too, who is able to enjoy their freedom does so this weekend. I will be doing so on our 61st annual family retreat to family owned land where there are no phones, power, etc. See you Tuesday.
Hi Valerie, Sweet dreaming with those you Love.Have a peaceful and loving retreat.Sounds Heavenly!.XO Ann B.
Funny as hell and we wish that were the case.
Brav…vo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymimDyzjFY
That’s funny RB. I got a good chuckle out of that this morning. Thanks
But, there is a lot of truth here… Miscavige hides his financial and tax law crimes with money, lawyers and religion. This is only a temporary fix as Sun Myung Moon – Leader of Unification Church, found out after he was imprisoned for criminal tax fraud in the 1980s. He had lots of money and a religion built similar to Scientology, but it didn’t save him.
When a religion’s PR goes waaay south, criminal prosecution follows. This is because people like, Miscavige, Jim Baker and Sun Myung Moon are giving religion a bad name and it is up to government to take them out before all the religions get a bad name too….religions might be bad, but not THAT bad is the working theory here.
Miscaviges obvious con of building Ideal Orgs in a shrinking religion…..converting cash into real estate is not going to stick together because the world is watching even if the few members inside the cult are not watching…
Robert Almblad ~ thank you for providing this information. It’s not a bad game I think… getting older and wiser and with the bonus of entertainment as the place goes down the drain right before our eyes. Does wondrous things with any left over regrets. And seems to even make sense out of years of living in the midst of the madness writing KRs till 3am in a futile attempt to correct the obvious outnesses, going without for so long and then made quilty when we had anything. And then having to lose children and friends on the way out. What an adventure now that it seems to be in free fall.
So funny. I can remember in the not too distant past going home from an event and wondering what the hell he just said that actually meant something. Bla Bla Bla is pretty much what he has been saying for a long time.
LMFAO!!!
RB – that is hysterical and yet, a very powerful, realistic postulate for COB’s Future.
Indeed, I agree. Joking aside, this could well be how COB ends his days – luxuriously safepointed somewhere, uttlerly divorced from reality, endlessly rich, served by a coterie of handlers who do nothing but cater to his every delusion and caprice. Get the concept of the Norma Desmond character in “Sunset Boulevard”…like Norma, DM endlessly screening his own events night after night, photos of Himself everywhere…I can see it, I can definitely see it.
Right on point as always! 🙂
Actual convicts or inmates wouldn’t put up with Miscavige. Perhaps St. Dymphna’s is a re-purposed Narconon facility where Miscavige is the only inmate. If they can run the hole, why not a private prison for him?
Short and VERY sweet!
Bravo, RB! I’m dreaming of a Regrading Being coffee table book.
Now that’s one hellava great idea, i-Betty! And RB coffee table book! Outstanding!
Yes! A Regraded Being Coffee Table book. Make mine leatherbound! 🙂
I think the dwarf gets ‘leather bound’ at night…..
I’d pre-order!
Made my day.
D.M. will be making license plates soon.
I wish you were right. david miscavige is surrounded by money and people who will take the bullet for him.
Mc Carren,
David Miscavige will most likely see empty halls and hear
the sucking noise of Staff running for their lives.
Adolf Hitler had no stand in’s when the end came in Berlin.
It’s not a question of IF but a question of WHEN.
A prison is as great as its dreams.And its dreams are dreamt by cartoonists.
Dave’s just gotta keep on janking his ribbons.
🙂
Bahahahahaha!! RB, this is hilarious!
Oh RB! This was like a Canada Day gift! Just Thank You!!
Hey Dave,
You are yanking (pulling) it in.
Yep, just like he ‘pulls’ on everything else…..
Yep, he’s a real yanker wanker.
He’s the incarnation of the original real yanker wanker. So he’s still a poser…..
Dave’s a Wanking Doodle Dandy
A Wanking Doodle, do or die
A real live robot of his Uncle Ron
Coming up with all the wrong Whys
Davey, he ain’t got no sweetheart
Solo wanking is his joy
Wanking Davie came to Int
To put them in the Hole-ies
Davey is the Wanking Doodle Boy
Dave Miscavige went to Flag
In love with an idea:
To make the Sea Org live in hell
And babies disappear!
Chorus:
Dave Miscavige, cut it out!
Davey, stop your lying
Contraction’s 47%
And all your Orgs are dying.
Dave Miscavige, look around;
Your critics have arisen,
The IRS knows all your games
And soon you’ll be in prison!
(Chorus)
From a never-in and never-will-be-in, thanks to all of you ex-$cientologists who have spread the truth here and elsewhere.
Hi rivercs, Love love your wonderful ode! Perfect,you are sweet and kind.XO Ann B.
VERY nicely done! Big smile here!
Thanks gman. Couldn’t resist pushing Dave’s buttons. He pulled it in!