Too often those who deserve recognition don’t get it. I’d like to take this opportunity to acknowledge a couple of those whose contributions to $cientology and the saving of the planet….every man, woman and child on it would not be possible.
First off Dave your PR Department is doing one hell of a job. Keep up the good work guys.
Second, OSA….well what can you say? Without the benefit of their gestapo tactics where would we be?
I could go on and on…but hey I don’t have the time. I’m trying to save the planet ya know?
But lastly one HUGE shout out to the man. You know who you are? I know you don’t want the recognition for your incredible sacrifices being the humble guy you are, but Dave if it wasn’t for you keeping the Dreck pure we’d all lost.
“Planetary Clearing” as per COB, will never happen… it would destroy the justifications for Ideal Orgs and the IAS… tantamount to baking the hen that lays the golden eggs. I kind of recall that LRH said “money is the lowest motive”. Am I right? It’s so darn obvious where COB is at. What a shame!
Alfonso, since “clear” is a lie told by El Con Flubbard, it will never happen no matter who does what. The ONLY “Golden Egg” in scamology was El Con’s Glib tongue & pen…
Mike… Clear is a very personal state that is achieved by the discovery and handling of an incident of the greatest importance to the individual, as anyone that has really achieved it can confirm. Salud!
The second panel is comedy gold. Methinks milady doth protest too much. Yet, the element of truth is what hurts my funnybone the most. Scientology’s special style of round-robin logic does indeed lead people to assume a pretense in order to allow the tech to cleanse them of it – especially when it reads on the e-meter. Anybody who’s endured a false read on a sec check knows well the futility of denying their dirty deed. Just admit to it, make up a story about it, get it cleared to F/N (THREE SWEEPS!) and move the hell on. How much am I paying for this? Was this the session where my block got used up, and…shudder…the per hourly rate starts….?
Re: Arslycus
Scientology’s space opera has always been the best part for me. As a child I gobbled up the very best book in Scientology, “Have You Lived Before This Life?”. (Robot doll bodies? Hell, yes!) Whenever reading KSW and Tech Degrades for the umpteenth time would become too dreary a task to contemplate, I would pretend to word-clear chains in the Tech Dictionary where I was actually scanning for the entries about our galactic past. Good times.
Although, I do have to say that it always really bugged me that the Marcabians didn’t have any better design sense than the boring 1950s. Was LRH saying that the 50s represented the apex of culture? It’s almost like he made it up.
Hilarious! The good thing about being a part of a religion that never has to say “sorry” is that you always have something better to look forward to; the bad thing is that if you’re a Sea Orgy staff member you’re very likely to be the last one to actually get it.
Meanwhile, in Ortegaville, lil davey the savage gets played by the National Enquirer at his own game! Gold foot bullets all around!
Heeee… the last panel made me laugh out loud. The poor boy sounded frenetic, what about this, what about that? Oh noooes! lol. and I have to admit, I googled arslycus. 🙂
Wow Terra I have never heard of this and I went thru OT III, are these Class 8 Lectures?? I like the way he describes the Guilt Implant and Between Lives, it sounds like the current church and ethics actions! What a bunch of nonsense. Hahahahahaha…
Wow, this made me think of a fruitful tailor made Sec Check question to use on these young Sea Orgers who weren’t coughing their transgressions, like a good new question would be:
…..”Have you ever farted in session to avoid answering a Sec Check question?….”
….”Have you been eating extra beans during meals in order to have plenty of gas to expel during your Sec Check sessions?….”
Protest signs outside the complex could now suggest:
Thanks RB.
Many of us whose kids disconnected from us are a little bit lost on how the current generation of Sea Org slaves thinks and reasons.
If you look at seeing their Round Robin thinking pattern the loss can be put in a better perspective.
It also gives hope.
It is! Davy helped by starting at the Orgs first, very successful he was too. He’ll get around to the rest of the planet as soon as he can get some time off from his busy schedule of dreaming up lies so he can rip money off to buy buildings and taking breaks to drink scotch – the liquid of life. Hasn’t done him much good though as he’s dead in the head, solid, stage 4 & bat shit crazy, but inflicting pain and misery on others does get him motivated. He’s the best clearer of Scientologists since Hans the Psych fell off the perch way back down the track.
No SarahDB, that was a plan sanctioned by El Con hisself. He (El Con) wanted to rape and pillage the Missions for the cash they had that he believed belonged to “management”. You didn’t know that?
Arse lick us. Ha, ha, ha. Really?!?!? Who says the old man didn’t have a sense of humor? But really, it makes me wonder if folks who encountered that on the advanced levels began to question their voracity a bit.
That reference is PRE Ad Courses. It is a tape from the 50’s or early 60’s. I first heard it at a Mission after doing the Comm Course. (see my other comment about the tape)
OMG!!! Do you mean to tell me that if you hide somewhere, it’s illegal, Mike? Now that’s really fucked up! But, if you do need to hide, my home is available to you.
Arselickus? If anyone had any doubts that Hubbard was laughing at his acolytes and testing just how far he could push it, you have your answer right there.
LOL, I remember that one. I asked the Sup how there could be stars (with the attendant nuke fusion) without gravity? Boy did I watch him spin so bad that he almost had a nervous breakdown. But, I was just a kid so I think it was dismissed as my misunderstanding.
Too often those who deserve recognition don’t get it. I’d like to take this opportunity to acknowledge a couple of those whose contributions to $cientology and the saving of the planet….every man, woman and child on it would not be possible.
First off Dave your PR Department is doing one hell of a job. Keep up the good work guys.
Second, OSA….well what can you say? Without the benefit of their gestapo tactics where would we be?
I could go on and on…but hey I don’t have the time. I’m trying to save the planet ya know?
But lastly one HUGE shout out to the man. You know who you are? I know you don’t want the recognition for your incredible sacrifices being the humble guy you are, but Dave if it wasn’t for you keeping the Dreck pure we’d all lost.
HIP HIP GFY!
GREAT POST RB…!!!
“Planetary Clearing” as per COB, will never happen… it would destroy the justifications for Ideal Orgs and the IAS… tantamount to baking the hen that lays the golden eggs. I kind of recall that LRH said “money is the lowest motive”. Am I right? It’s so darn obvious where COB is at. What a shame!
Reminds me of something I head during a tasteless, boring dinner at the int base years ago….”I hope Target Two doesn’t have chickens.”
Alfonso, since “clear” is a lie told by El Con Flubbard, it will never happen no matter who does what. The ONLY “Golden Egg” in scamology was El Con’s Glib tongue & pen…
Mike… Clear is a very personal state that is achieved by the discovery and handling of an incident of the greatest importance to the individual, as anyone that has really achieved it can confirm. Salud!
Nice attempt at covering up BS Alfonso. Clear is as defined by el Con. Along with the abilities gained.
The second panel is comedy gold. Methinks milady doth protest too much. Yet, the element of truth is what hurts my funnybone the most. Scientology’s special style of round-robin logic does indeed lead people to assume a pretense in order to allow the tech to cleanse them of it – especially when it reads on the e-meter. Anybody who’s endured a false read on a sec check knows well the futility of denying their dirty deed. Just admit to it, make up a story about it, get it cleared to F/N (THREE SWEEPS!) and move the hell on. How much am I paying for this? Was this the session where my block got used up, and…shudder…the per hourly rate starts….?
Re: Arslycus
Scientology’s space opera has always been the best part for me. As a child I gobbled up the very best book in Scientology, “Have You Lived Before This Life?”. (Robot doll bodies? Hell, yes!) Whenever reading KSW and Tech Degrades for the umpteenth time would become too dreary a task to contemplate, I would pretend to word-clear chains in the Tech Dictionary where I was actually scanning for the entries about our galactic past. Good times.
Although, I do have to say that it always really bugged me that the Marcabians didn’t have any better design sense than the boring 1950s. Was LRH saying that the 50s represented the apex of culture? It’s almost like he made it up.
So why is the Cherch of $cientology a lot like a colonoscopy?
( I’m still thinking about some of yesterdays comments FWIW!)
Yo Dave,
That is the question of the day for you good buddy!
Yo OSA,
Those private ‘for your eyes only’ emails are still leaking fellas! Can you Paleeeeze do some frickin thing about that situation you losers!
Hilarious! The good thing about being a part of a religion that never has to say “sorry” is that you always have something better to look forward to; the bad thing is that if you’re a Sea Orgy staff member you’re very likely to be the last one to actually get it.
Meanwhile, in Ortegaville, lil davey the savage gets played by the National Enquirer at his own game! Gold foot bullets all around!
“You’re gonna have to figure out how to be gay so you can get it handled and not be gay anymore..”
“They tried to get me to confess that I was trying to communicate that fart to COB..”
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Any real Sea bOrg talking like that would set off an explosion of KRs and all the dumpsters around them would be sparkling clean.
Heeee… the last panel made me laugh out loud. The poor boy sounded frenetic, what about this, what about that? Oh noooes! lol. and I have to admit, I googled arslycus. 🙂
Hilarious as usual. A good link to define Arslycus:
http://www.newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v308/__show_article/_a000308-000185.htm
Holy fuck, this isn’t like Xenu which is just a short story of lunacy. This is a fucking space opera, an entire mythos of crazy.
Arslycus is not just your average crazed Hubbard rant; this is an advanced crazed Hubbard rant.
Wow Terra I have never heard of this and I went thru OT III, are these Class 8 Lectures?? I like the way he describes the Guilt Implant and Between Lives, it sounds like the current church and ethics actions! What a bunch of nonsense. Hahahahahaha…
Lowie: I have no idea where this came from. Pretty wild, though, eh?
RB,
Check out the National Enquirer
Church leader’s Hooker orgy’s also
on Tony Ortega Today
That’s great cartoon material.
Hay COB,
How much Tax Free money is spent on Hooker orgy’s Clearing the Planet.
One Hell of a job !!!!!
I am almost positive that RB is secretly taping dorm room conversations in Big Blue.
Wow, this made me think of a fruitful tailor made Sec Check question to use on these young Sea Orgers who weren’t coughing their transgressions, like a good new question would be:
…..”Have you ever farted in session to avoid answering a Sec Check question?….”
….”Have you been eating extra beans during meals in order to have plenty of gas to expel during your Sec Check sessions?….”
Protest signs outside the complex could now suggest:
Eat More Beans!
Fart often in your Sec Checking!
Thanks RB.
Many of us whose kids disconnected from us are a little bit lost on how the current generation of Sea Org slaves thinks and reasons.
If you look at seeing their Round Robin thinking pattern the loss can be put in a better perspective.
It also gives hope.
Planetary Clearing means that COB will have to get a real job.
He might want to try sadisticleaderjobs.com
I tried them once, but, I became sadistic. So I quit. You can’t be sadistic & be a surfer too.
Nope Dude. I just checked….sadisticsurfers.com. Maybe it’s a support group.
Hey, there’s always a need for McDonald’s workers and gigolos.
“Would you like epic fries with that?”
I was a gigolo once. But I was a cheap gigolo and the only restaurant I took them to was McDonald’s. I didn’t last long…
Plenty of jobs in prison that would suit his skill set. Keep him away from the library though, he’ll scam that.
I though planetary clearing was when we cleared the planet of Scientologists…
It is! Davy helped by starting at the Orgs first, very successful he was too. He’ll get around to the rest of the planet as soon as he can get some time off from his busy schedule of dreaming up lies so he can rip money off to buy buildings and taking breaks to drink scotch – the liquid of life. Hasn’t done him much good though as he’s dead in the head, solid, stage 4 & bat shit crazy, but inflicting pain and misery on others does get him motivated. He’s the best clearer of Scientologists since Hans the Psych fell off the perch way back down the track.
Didn’t he start with the missions first? How many are left??
No SarahDB, that was a plan sanctioned by El Con hisself. He (El Con) wanted to rape and pillage the Missions for the cash they had that he believed belonged to “management”. You didn’t know that?
Arse lick us. Ha, ha, ha. Really?!?!? Who says the old man didn’t have a sense of humor? But really, it makes me wonder if folks who encountered that on the advanced levels began to question their voracity a bit.
That reference is PRE Ad Courses. It is a tape from the 50’s or early 60’s. I first heard it at a Mission after doing the Comm Course. (see my other comment about the tape)
Was supposed to take 3 years to Clear the population of Earth.
Money got in the way to bad.
Jose I think the fact that there is no such thing as the state of clear stopped it more than anything.
OMG, Gary! You mean to tell me there’s no such thing as Clear??? Boy, are my BTs going to be pissed!
Doesn’t it always?
My Xenu! It’s a good time to be an SP!
Dave, please Method 9 word clear and clay demo the following phrase:
TIPPING POINT
And for general entertainment purposes may I suggest:
sadisticleaderorgies.com
Dude, hidden mikes are illegal in most States.
OMG!!! Do you mean to tell me that if you hide somewhere, it’s illegal, Mike? Now that’s really fucked up! But, if you do need to hide, my home is available to you.
Well OSD, let me tell ya. One time there was this Victoria’s Secret and a dressing room…
I’m already out the door….
But that’s Wog law. So what?
My Bad Les!
Confusion reigns! And rains and pours. LOL
Arselickus? If anyone had any doubts that Hubbard was laughing at his acolytes and testing just how far he could push it, you have your answer right there.
LOL, I remember that one. I asked the Sup how there could be stars (with the attendant nuke fusion) without gravity? Boy did I watch him spin so bad that he almost had a nervous breakdown. But, I was just a kid so I think it was dismissed as my misunderstanding.