I wonder if somewhere on a Scientology base there lies the buried corpse of a Sea Orger who tried to blow, but they wouldn’t let him because he promised to go to the cops, and in the end someone shot him or beat him to death.
There have been enough stories about people being kidnapped or unlawfully detained by them over the decades. They probably told his colleagues he “routed out” and was never seen again.
The shoes are those built-up ones that very short men buy via newspaper ads – they ‘secretly’ add an extra half inch from the inside of the shoe however the shoe always comes further up the ankle and end up looking like odd little booties. RB is suggesting that the little fella is so sensitive about being so vertically challenged he wears his ‘uppers’ in the bath – LOL
I had a feeling RB had been there. I’ve never worked with the little feller but from all I’ve heard, it’s too convoluted not to be real. Thanks for the verification, Dan.
This video by Mike and Marty is the MOST TELLING of the way DM worked and the best evidence of David Miscavige’s evil purposes and disgust for other people. They are all against him so he has to degrade them so they have no power.
I imagine those people in the bathroom with DM had their “pie face” on, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4T5GSwyOU
Yo Dave,
Relax good buddy. Things are sure to get worse in the short term and since there is nothing long term about Your future, you can take the rest of the day off.
Maybe dm was a slave owner in a past life and is ‘still stuck ‘ there so he has everyone at hemet and gilman hot springs tight under his control. He ‘needs to come into present time.’
Good one. Always look forward to your cartoon.
Eggs Benedict Arnold.Hilariuos.
Priceless how you parallel the self-righteous scatterbrain mind of Miscavage.
Your cartoons give me the feeling I am in the room.I seem to get a better handle on the cult reading your cartoons than from the 10 books and 25.000 comments I have read on this and simular forums.
Thanks RB
Did TOM CRUISE bail out of his glorious church for a new girlfriend?
[ It would make sense, come to think of it, knowing what a monumental thinker Tom is.]
I know, nobody cares.
Except maybe David Miss-carriage. He might pretend he doesn’t care.
He is, after all, the great pretender.
Maybe the collected works on COB by RB should be collected in a TWTH/Donald Duck magazine type format. Then passed out on Fort Harrison as a public service to lower the confusion and put in a stable datum of peace and tranquility.
Hilarious and subversive on so many different levels all at once! lil davey the savage wants you dead for certain, but the rest of us wish you a long and happy life!
I’m sure that you have material galore to choose from, but I’d love to see lil the savage’s uniformed dogs make an appearance in the comic strip and voice their opinions on all the whacky woo they’ve seen 😉
“Even Hitler didn’t dress his pets up in Nazi officer uniforms and make his staff salute them”
Yes, RB, the beagles are a must for some future appearance. They spend most of their time in their portable kennels in the back corridor of Dave’s office but once in a while they are brought out for a salute or a walk. Of course, Dave does not walk his own dogs. And certainly there are no dogs running free on the Int Base.
Somehow these beagles are able to smell out suppressive persons and bark at them. Except that they somehow missed on Mike and Marty and quite a few others, myself included. I suspect they are normal dogs and sometimes bark for no obvious reason, other times just because someone is afraid of them. Wouldn’t you be afraid of a dog if they could send you to the RPF?
You can also hunt somebody down who knows the real story of the RTC staff member that deliberately ran over one of Dave’s dogs, just to get busted out of the Int Base. I suspect there is more to the story but that is what we were told. Maybe Marc Headley knows the real scoop.
Ahhh.. but is it really you Dude? That’s the clearest evidence yet that hackers exist in and around the internet. Just like them little space cooties of the mind, they hack into the ram of the consciousness and play up a mischief.
But just in case, when & where?
Just a really good Fri,RB.I have been after those VMs in Baton Rouge,but they scatter when I approach.So I was so pleased to see they will be in full force to save this prison planet.Stay safe Mike& family.❤️
OH THIS IS PURE GOLD, OSCAR WORTHY
I’ve had Eggs Benedict on the Freewinds
but because I look like Sargent Barnes in PLATOON
never made the cut for a video.
Call Tom Cruise when someplace gets Nuked and send
VM’s LOL
Won’t Scientology really go up a gear in kookyness when Miscavige’s “senior moments” kick in full time? What a horrible dark thought to wake up to – a pensioner aged Miscavige with a degrading body following suit to his already clinker sized and blackened soul.
Good God! Regraded Being, you just channeled me this morning!
Finally someone duplicates me . I need you NOW! Report to duty as “Duplicator-in-Chief” with triple bars and a free supply of my best reserves. To hell with that degraded job that you have been doing over at that degraded whats-his-name being’s blog. I’ll fire Sherm, and the rest of these DB, worthless CI, MFers. And, I need to dump those has been so-called celebrities, you know how I really want to handle them,. But, first get all the dirt you can on those CSMFrs you have been slumming with. Just tell the guard at the gate that you are “DIC” and come right in.
Another outstanding job RB – you make my Friday mornings!! The J&Ding is so much fun and it helps heal the trauma from the mind fuck of Scientology. Thank you RB and Mike Rinder! You are DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
You know…When I do the Ideal Breakfast Rundown (http://www.idealdiner.com/) I have a usual order that I usually order. On plus side I finally finished chapter six of my novel.
Robert Lee Herald stood under the clear night sky outside his office at the Primary Base and stared out into the desert.
He was now afraid–very afraid.
Somewhere in the world was an actual Awakened Being who was not under his control.
unelectedfloofgoofer says
I wonder if somewhere on a Scientology base there lies the buried corpse of a Sea Orger who tried to blow, but they wouldn’t let him because he promised to go to the cops, and in the end someone shot him or beat him to death.
There have been enough stories about people being kidnapped or unlawfully detained by them over the decades. They probably told his colleagues he “routed out” and was never seen again.
jmsr7 says
Shoes in the bathtub? That ~has~ to be a reference. Anyone know?
And of course the green socks are just funny. Who wears green socks?
jmsr
MotherHubbard says
The shoes are those built-up ones that very short men buy via newspaper ads – they ‘secretly’ add an extra half inch from the inside of the shoe however the shoe always comes further up the ankle and end up looking like odd little booties. RB is suggesting that the little fella is so sensitive about being so vertically challenged he wears his ‘uppers’ in the bath – LOL
dankoon says
I know it’s just a cartoon, but that is literally how things went sometimes.
indie8million says
I had a feeling RB had been there. I’ve never worked with the little feller but from all I’ve heard, it’s too convoluted not to be real. Thanks for the verification, Dan.
indie8million says
This video by Mike and Marty is the MOST TELLING of the way DM worked and the best evidence of David Miscavige’s evil purposes and disgust for other people. They are all against him so he has to degrade them so they have no power.
I imagine those people in the bathroom with DM had their “pie face” on, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4T5GSwyOU
spacey says
Awesome. Makes the truly sad hysterically funny. One of your best.
Newcomer says
Yo Dave,
Relax good buddy. Things are sure to get worse in the short term and since there is nothing long term about Your future, you can take the rest of the day off.
exccla says
Maybe dm was a slave owner in a past life and is ‘still stuck ‘ there so he has everyone at hemet and gilman hot springs tight under his control. He ‘needs to come into present time.’
Space cootie on Sherman's shoulder says
Good one. Always look forward to your cartoon.
Eggs Benedict Arnold.Hilariuos.
Priceless how you parallel the self-righteous scatterbrain mind of Miscavage.
Your cartoons give me the feeling I am in the room.I seem to get a better handle on the cult reading your cartoons than from the 10 books and 25.000 comments I have read on this and simular forums.
Thanks RB
bug says
Also, on the subject of Whats Happening (?)…
Did TOM CRUISE bail out of his glorious church for a new girlfriend?
[ It would make sense, come to think of it, knowing what a monumental thinker Tom is.]
I know, nobody cares.
Except maybe David Miss-carriage. He might pretend he doesn’t care.
He is, after all, the great pretender.
rogerHornaday says
This is wickedly funny! CoB is up there with Daffy Duck as one of America’s best loved cartoon nut cases!
Space cootie on Sherman's shoulder says
Maybe the collected works on COB by RB should be collected in a TWTH/Donald Duck magazine type format. Then passed out on Fort Harrison as a public service to lower the confusion and put in a stable datum of peace and tranquility.
TrevAnon says
I’m afraid that’s an insult to Daffy Duck. 😛
FG says
Why the shoes and the green socks while he is on his bath ?
angryskorpion says
Awesome post! Although, I don’t think that the Dalai Lama (at 5′ 7″) is of “similar stature” to COB. LOL
Harpoona Frittata says
Hilarious and subversive on so many different levels all at once! lil davey the savage wants you dead for certain, but the rest of us wish you a long and happy life!
I’m sure that you have material galore to choose from, but I’d love to see lil the savage’s uniformed dogs make an appearance in the comic strip and voice their opinions on all the whacky woo they’ve seen 😉
“Even Hitler didn’t dress his pets up in Nazi officer uniforms and make his staff salute them”
Bruce Ploetz says
Yes, RB, the beagles are a must for some future appearance. They spend most of their time in their portable kennels in the back corridor of Dave’s office but once in a while they are brought out for a salute or a walk. Of course, Dave does not walk his own dogs. And certainly there are no dogs running free on the Int Base.
Somehow these beagles are able to smell out suppressive persons and bark at them. Except that they somehow missed on Mike and Marty and quite a few others, myself included. I suspect they are normal dogs and sometimes bark for no obvious reason, other times just because someone is afraid of them. Wouldn’t you be afraid of a dog if they could send you to the RPF?
You can also hunt somebody down who knows the real story of the RTC staff member that deliberately ran over one of Dave’s dogs, just to get busted out of the Int Base. I suspect there is more to the story but that is what we were told. Maybe Marc Headley knows the real scoop.
threefeetback says
Shelly used to walk the dogs on the Par Course.
Old Surfer Dude says
Nice post, RB! Hope you’re doing well! I hope you can make it over here sometime. Drinks are on me! As a Scotsman, I never thought I would say that…
I Yawnalot says
Ahhh.. but is it really you Dude? That’s the clearest evidence yet that hackers exist in and around the internet. Just like them little space cooties of the mind, they hack into the ram of the consciousness and play up a mischief.
But just in case, when & where?
Old Surfer Dude says
LOL. I’m leaving that up to RB
Regraded Being says
Thanks Dude. The map,has been marked so all that’s missing is picking a square on the calendar.
Ann B Watson says
Just a really good Fri,RB.I have been after those VMs in Baton Rouge,but they scatter when I approach.So I was so pleased to see they will be in full force to save this prison planet.Stay safe Mike& family.❤️
Jose Chung says
OH THIS IS PURE GOLD, OSCAR WORTHY
I’ve had Eggs Benedict on the Freewinds
but because I look like Sargent Barnes in PLATOON
never made the cut for a video.
Call Tom Cruise when someplace gets Nuked and send
VM’s LOL
I Yawnalot says
Won’t Scientology really go up a gear in kookyness when Miscavige’s “senior moments” kick in full time? What a horrible dark thought to wake up to – a pensioner aged Miscavige with a degrading body following suit to his already clinker sized and blackened soul.
Old Surfer Dude v says
Wait……what? He actually has a soul? We’ll blow me down! I thought the dwarf was an automatron sent from Target 2.
jim rowles says
Good God! Regraded Being, you just channeled me this morning!
Finally someone duplicates me . I need you NOW! Report to duty as “Duplicator-in-Chief” with triple bars and a free supply of my best reserves. To hell with that degraded job that you have been doing over at that degraded whats-his-name being’s blog. I’ll fire Sherm, and the rest of these DB, worthless CI, MFers. And, I need to dump those has been so-called celebrities, you know how I really want to handle them,. But, first get all the dirt you can on those CSMFrs you have been slumming with. Just tell the guard at the gate that you are “DIC” and come right in.
Clearing of the universe is our’s for the taking.
This is an order, not a request,
COB
Old Surfer Dude says
Aye, aye Sir! (With a crisp salute)
NTS says
Hope you and the family made it through Hermine alright Mike. As I went past NPR at 3AM this morning on the Suncoast it was pretty gnarly out there.
T.J. says
Thanks Regraded Being, your comic made me smile with a peek into the world of D.M. Was he in the bathtub with his shoes on? lol. 🙂
Old Surfer Dude says
Grasshopper, truly great are your observation skills. Now….quickly! What color were his socks…no peeking!
Wognited and Out! says
Another outstanding job RB – you make my Friday mornings!! The J&Ding is so much fun and it helps heal the trauma from the mind fuck of Scientology. Thank you RB and Mike Rinder! You are DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
Mike Wynski says
“riff-raff” Haven’t heard that one in a while. I can see him using that a lot.
Old Surfer Dude says
It’s a new dance move as I understand it…
I Yawnalot says
I thought it was the sound of a dog with a cold?
Old Surfer Dude says
Six of 1….half a dozen of the other.
lesbates says
You know…When I do the Ideal Breakfast Rundown (http://www.idealdiner.com/) I have a usual order that I usually order. On plus side I finally finished chapter six of my novel.
Robert Lee Herald stood under the clear night sky outside his office at the Primary Base and stared out into the desert.
He was now afraid–very afraid.
Somewhere in the world was an actual Awakened Being who was not under his control.
Newcomer says
And we know that HE hates it when that happens…….
Old Surfer Dude says
Will he try to track him down & RPF him?
lesbates says
Let’s just say it won’t end well for him.
I Yawnalot says
Here’s hoping he never gets a supply of GPS locate-able, explosive ankle bracelets. Gruesome chapter that one!