The saddest part and the truest part is the “gurgling” at the end. Makes my stomach hurt how reverse vectored that monster’s empathy is.
Karma, please, now is the time for all of his crimes and inhumanity to do a full blowback on him.
Karmically, one can’t wish him harm, but we can sure ask karma to take it’s sure and effective justice on him. ASAP, please.
Who agrees with my petition?
I had a boss like that once. Only I didn’t believe my eternity was at stake so I walked. Dealing with it on a daily basis would have caused major damage to self. Really sorry anyone experiences that.
Brilliant, even better than all the other brilliant ones. The monologue is perfect and the gradual reveal of the background is hilarious. I hope RB is having a good time and making a lot of money in his full-time job, because wherever he’s working they should be thrilled to have him.
It amazes me that DM has a “WOG” Attorney, but then I would imagine THAT might be to more or less “show” the world that the “organization” is NOT against NON Scientologist.
This entire “comic strip” was so very sad indeed, & I hope and pray that former members will step forward and give more insight into the verbal & physical abuses they suffered. There is a Statute Of Limitations but somewhere there HAS to be someone who’s recently “Blown” that can step forward and tell their own stories….I would imagine more than one person.
I do have a few questions I have NOT seen answered as of yet ….
1) IS there a statement in the “Billion Year Contract” everyone one signs that GIVES PERMISSION to CO$ to physical or emotionally abuse a Sea Org or Staff Member at will?
2) Does the “Billion Year Contract” CLEARLY say that YOU have GIVEN your permission to be locked away in “THE HOLE” against your will, for weeks, months, years away from your family?
3) When you sign The Billion Year Contract…do you knowingly sign away your rights to LEAVE without permission, i.e. “blow/escape” & that it is OK for them to chase you down like a hunted animal…….. * return you to “the fold” because CO$ is “protecting your Eternal Soul”?
If NOT answered here, can Mike OR Leah answer these questions…I need greater insight into this!
I think it is also to provide ‘plausible deniability’ to many of the truths about the Cult that are routinely exposed. If she were a member then she would have experienced the horrors of the cult herself and would have to perjure herself. Since she has not been a member she can honestly state that she does not know “that the beatings are continuing until moral improves”!
Agree 100%, but in essence “pleading ignorance isn’t always bliss”……….someone might ask her “You’ve worked for them HOW long, & you claim to know nothing, Ms. Yingling…remember the chance pf perjury”…..
I would also imagine she is NOT going to risk the loss of her no doubt well paid salary for remaining as his legal rep……however, he might be at great risk because she KNOWS too much.
Maybe she will also join Shelly someday on that “extended vacation”……..
Also wanted to add……IF & WHEN the FEDS “get in”…..it will be every man or woman for themselves. Anyone in power is going to FOLD like a deck of cards to save their OWN Ass.
Many may try to stand by “his” side, and follow his orders, but really….who do they think they are kidding? I highly doubt that some of his ‘high level now loyal members” will want to spend the rest of their lives in prison, while he is OUT on bail awaiting “his turn” to be questioned. Of course, they would be dealing with a RECOGNIZED CHURCH, but other Church Groups have been held liable for serious offenses like sexual abuse of kids
The FEDS don’t take perjury lightly & for sure it will take a long time for things to come to an end one way or another. Every dog has it’s day it’s been said….with the way things stand now with Season #2 nearly ready to roll out…..you can BET that DM will be watching it.
As far as CO$ literally “biting the dust”….I also doubt that will happen as many know nothing else…they surely will make some changes and they will fight over those changes tooth and nail since no one will want to agree 100% to someone else’s ideas.
Yo Dave,
You’re gonna hafta find that hidden mic or figure out how to derail RBs perceptics before you get that SuMP of yours fired up good buddy!
Then there’s the new A & E season ready to launch in Your face! And how many will be attending your Rape and Pillage event on the Fleecewinds this year Dave? Hopefully Grant and Elena will be there to take some dono lessons from Bob and Trish. Who else is coming Dave? Maybe Joy Villa will show up to make things great again.
Love the very talented RB series and usually get it, but am stuck on a phrase in the first bubble. If someone would be so kind as to explain what is meant by, “… petty Dev-T.” ?
Developed and Unnecessary Traffic (another Hubbardism). Scientology language designed to keep those in trapped and believing that people are “better” than others by speaking that way.
“Dev-T” is developed traffic. It’s L. Ron’s administrative mumbo jumbo about why people don’t get work done. Things like walking into an office to talk to someone rather than sending a message, or sending the same message twice, or sending conflicting messages. All forms of Dev-T. Also I presume CICS’s is Counter-Intentioned Cock Suckered.
“Dev-T” is an abbreviation for “developed traffic” which in Scientology-speak is a catch-all phrase for inefficiency in general or in particular, unnecessary or possibly necessary time wasting actions in the process of getting something done. For example, one has a project completed but before it can be implemented the project manager has to sign off on it and no one knows where this person is, so phone calls are made and he/she doesn’t respond, emails are sent, people who know him or her are contacted – Dev-T. The necessary ‘traffic”, i.e, the back and forth of getting the necessary signature, was developed.
And in this example, the project manager would have caused the Dev-T by not leaving word as to his whereabouts, or by not responding right away when contacted.
Thanks everyone – the context makes a lot more sense now… and I had completely missed CICS the first time around! For being the so-called “Ecclesiastical Leader of the Scientology Religion”, it seems that DM has quite the potty mouth on him.
Thank you, Regraded. I do believe you can remote view! Anyone near the Dwarf now has to be in bad shape. And then, “Ying A Ling On A String”…I’m sending this to her! But of course, she’s way below embarrassment or shame.
Oh wow… a fly on DM’s office wall must have a private comm line to you RB. Some of your stuff, especially one like this would be great material for a utube comedy sketch. Great work getting inside the head and life of Miscavige’s world.
A little of thread here, but wanted to report on what’s happening inside the church. An UTR friend is still in comm with a Still In Scn who doesn’t suspect he is UTR. Anyway this still in has been on OT VII for years. He was ordered to go to the bottom of the Bridge to redo Purif and Objectives repackaged as Survival Rundown. He protested that but they beat him down so he did it. On the Purif he got a severe sinus infection and it spread to his lungs and he coughed and hacked for weeks on the Purif. He figured (or was told) that the way out is the way through, so he then stayed on the Purif for 4 months trying to cure his sinus thing. FOUR MONTHS! And this is after he already the the Purif once years ago.
So once he somehow got off the Purif, he re did Objectives. He had a cog, FN and VGI’s and thought he had the End Phenomenon and would get off it. Not so. The CS told him he had to do a certain number of hours on the Objectives before they’d let him off. (An ungodly high number of hours on Objectives). And this is after he already did them years ago. So he then gets prostate cancer, a bad case of it. He’s battling the cancer without a clue that the out tech on his case might have something to do with his physical problems.
The UTR friend who relayed this story to me said he hopes on the next season of Leah and Mike show about Scn, that they cover how the tech was squirreled by DM and how people are getting sick and dying from it.
@Cindy People were getting sick and dying before David Miscavige took over. People who refuse to get medical help when they are ill get sick and die. “The tech” will not help them no matter strongly they believe if they refuse proper medical help. That is a sad fact of life.
Valerie, You’re right of course. My pet peeve is KA drinkers who think they don’t need medicos and know more than the medicos and so never get the help they need. They pay the ultimate price by dying. That’s how right they are: dead right !!!!!
FYI, a long time Scn, here in Cw ,died this week from cancer. Besides being OT8, he was completed on Super Power,Cause Resurgence, SRD and a Gat 2,Flag trained class 4 auditor. He was vibrant and healthy 6 months ago.
The stress, invalidation, nullification and suppression from $cientology causes illness and cancer. Lurkers – GET OUT NOW!! Scientology is extremely dangerous for your health and well being. So many have died so young!
OMG that was hillarious!!!!! Reminds me of that video of Marty and Mike talking about being on the phone and DM telling them what to say to the person on the phone. LOL Love it!
Outside of your bubble things are moving at a breakneck speed.
Don Jr. may be partnering with the City of Clearwater on their development plans. A commercial and residential tower will be the tallest in Clearwater, putting the Fort Harrison and SP Building in the shadows where they belong. The Fort Harrison will be designated as a tear-down for future expansion of the commercial and residential complex. A large retailer will be recruited to use the SP Building as a distribution center.
Your 15 mil should be stashed in your slush fund with the 50 mil that wasn’t spent on the low-budget Valley Mortuary. El Chapo’s 14 Billion will be used to secure the US boarders. Your 3 Billion will be used to pay victims’ restitution. The Board being empaneled by the Judge will be parlayed to a Trusteeship; similar to that done to fix the Bernie Madoff fiasco.
With massive tax reform, the IRS will have lots of personnel and financial resources to scrutinize your fraudulent tax exempt status. At this point, it is irrelevant whether you are ‘squashed like a bug’ or ‘popped like a pimple’.
Ok I’m done,that was the best one yet ? so the puppet lady in the box is that strange lawyer lady same name as my favorite beer Yuengling,and D.M.the C.O.B.with his expensive Scotch from Scotland head hanging low from frustration because he’s the only one on this planet that can do anything right???
Pshhh thanks Mike for making my day brighter, you’re a good man to be trying to help others.
RB!
You are not just the fly on the wall, you are inside Degraded Malcontent’s skull.
Yikes!
Be sure to leave without any of his s**t contaminating you.
Best
I can believe that Regraded Being is gifted with ‘remote viewing’ and has actually seen this happen. No goats were harmed in this cartoon, on the other hand, shepple were fleeced.
The saddest part and the truest part is the “gurgling” at the end. Makes my stomach hurt how reverse vectored that monster’s empathy is.
Karma, please, now is the time for all of his crimes and inhumanity to do a full blowback on him.
Karmically, one can’t wish him harm, but we can sure ask karma to take it’s sure and effective justice on him. ASAP, please.
Who agrees with my petition?
“Ying-a-Ling on a string” Ouch- LOL.
Hilarious, RB.
Regraded Being, you have nailed it as usual. That’s it, all I have to say. WELL DONE!!!
I had a boss like that once. Only I didn’t believe my eternity was at stake so I walked. Dealing with it on a daily basis would have caused major damage to self. Really sorry anyone experiences that.
Brilliant, even better than all the other brilliant ones. The monologue is perfect and the gradual reveal of the background is hilarious. I hope RB is having a good time and making a lot of money in his full-time job, because wherever he’s working they should be thrilled to have him.
It amazes me that DM has a “WOG” Attorney, but then I would imagine THAT might be to more or less “show” the world that the “organization” is NOT against NON Scientologist.
This entire “comic strip” was so very sad indeed, & I hope and pray that former members will step forward and give more insight into the verbal & physical abuses they suffered. There is a Statute Of Limitations but somewhere there HAS to be someone who’s recently “Blown” that can step forward and tell their own stories….I would imagine more than one person.
I do have a few questions I have NOT seen answered as of yet ….
1) IS there a statement in the “Billion Year Contract” everyone one signs that GIVES PERMISSION to CO$ to physical or emotionally abuse a Sea Org or Staff Member at will?
2) Does the “Billion Year Contract” CLEARLY say that YOU have GIVEN your permission to be locked away in “THE HOLE” against your will, for weeks, months, years away from your family?
3) When you sign The Billion Year Contract…do you knowingly sign away your rights to LEAVE without permission, i.e. “blow/escape” & that it is OK for them to chase you down like a hunted animal…….. * return you to “the fold” because CO$ is “protecting your Eternal Soul”?
If NOT answered here, can Mike OR Leah answer these questions…I need greater insight into this!
I think it is also to provide ‘plausible deniability’ to many of the truths about the Cult that are routinely exposed. If she were a member then she would have experienced the horrors of the cult herself and would have to perjure herself. Since she has not been a member she can honestly state that she does not know “that the beatings are continuing until moral improves”!
Agree 100%, but in essence “pleading ignorance isn’t always bliss”……….someone might ask her “You’ve worked for them HOW long, & you claim to know nothing, Ms. Yingling…remember the chance pf perjury”…..
I would also imagine she is NOT going to risk the loss of her no doubt well paid salary for remaining as his legal rep……however, he might be at great risk because she KNOWS too much.
Maybe she will also join Shelly someday on that “extended vacation”……..
Also wanted to add……IF & WHEN the FEDS “get in”…..it will be every man or woman for themselves. Anyone in power is going to FOLD like a deck of cards to save their OWN Ass.
Many may try to stand by “his” side, and follow his orders, but really….who do they think they are kidding? I highly doubt that some of his ‘high level now loyal members” will want to spend the rest of their lives in prison, while he is OUT on bail awaiting “his turn” to be questioned. Of course, they would be dealing with a RECOGNIZED CHURCH, but other Church Groups have been held liable for serious offenses like sexual abuse of kids
The FEDS don’t take perjury lightly & for sure it will take a long time for things to come to an end one way or another. Every dog has it’s day it’s been said….with the way things stand now with Season #2 nearly ready to roll out…..you can BET that DM will be watching it.
As far as CO$ literally “biting the dust”….I also doubt that will happen as many know nothing else…they surely will make some changes and they will fight over those changes tooth and nail since no one will want to agree 100% to someone else’s ideas.
Hang on folks, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
I am going to have this in my head for days and people will be wondering what I am laughing about! Well done.
Best yet! I love the nod to SCN origins with the inverted cross.
Yo Dave,
You’re gonna hafta find that hidden mic or figure out how to derail RBs perceptics before you get that SuMP of yours fired up good buddy!
Then there’s the new A & E season ready to launch in Your face! And how many will be attending your Rape and Pillage event on the Fleecewinds this year Dave? Hopefully Grant and Elena will be there to take some dono lessons from Bob and Trish. Who else is coming Dave? Maybe Joy Villa will show up to make things great again.
Love the very talented RB series and usually get it, but am stuck on a phrase in the first bubble. If someone would be so kind as to explain what is meant by, “… petty Dev-T.” ?
Developed and Unnecessary Traffic (another Hubbardism). Scientology language designed to keep those in trapped and believing that people are “better” than others by speaking that way.
Short for DEVeloped Traffic. Meaning unneeded activity or things getting in the way of getting the job done.
“Dev-T” is developed traffic. It’s L. Ron’s administrative mumbo jumbo about why people don’t get work done. Things like walking into an office to talk to someone rather than sending a message, or sending the same message twice, or sending conflicting messages. All forms of Dev-T. Also I presume CICS’s is Counter-Intentioned Cock Suckered.
Suckers.
“Dev-T” is an abbreviation for “developed traffic” which in Scientology-speak is a catch-all phrase for inefficiency in general or in particular, unnecessary or possibly necessary time wasting actions in the process of getting something done. For example, one has a project completed but before it can be implemented the project manager has to sign off on it and no one knows where this person is, so phone calls are made and he/she doesn’t respond, emails are sent, people who know him or her are contacted – Dev-T. The necessary ‘traffic”, i.e, the back and forth of getting the necessary signature, was developed.
And in this example, the project manager would have caused the Dev-T by not leaving word as to his whereabouts, or by not responding right away when contacted.
Wow. Maybe that person is asleep somewhere after being up for days ..from what i understand this is common. .im a never in
Thanks everyone – the context makes a lot more sense now… and I had completely missed CICS the first time around! For being the so-called “Ecclesiastical Leader of the Scientology Religion”, it seems that DM has quite the potty mouth on him.
What a hoot!! Thanks to you and whoever may may assist in Regraded Being artwork, for creating some FUN,FUN reads out of the the absurdity!!
OMG, RB! You ARE inside Miscavige’s head. Ying-a-Ling on a String! LMAO!!!
If he hasn’t already, after reading this one Miscavige will desperately issue orders to make RB & his comic strips disappear.
RB, my friend, I’m ROTFLMFAO! Whew! Now that’s some funny shit! I’m still laughing…
Write this down RB
You’re on the money.
RB you post and I just admire how you have the elegant yet crushing touch of Truth Revealed. A brilliant post. Thank you.?
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Outstanding!
Blinky Yingaling…the Scientology Dingaling…on a String a ling
Music to my ears…
Thank you, Regraded. I do believe you can remote view! Anyone near the Dwarf now has to be in bad shape. And then, “Ying A Ling On A String”…I’m sending this to her! But of course, she’s way below embarrassment or shame.
Ying-a-ling says, “call me whatever you want, just keep the checks coming”
I love that you can hardly see who is behind that desk !
Thanks RB.I clicked on the website 5 times today and only got Thursday funnies.You did not disappoint.
me too.
“corny”
“cheap”
“whisky”
bottle next to the hand
Oh wow… a fly on DM’s office wall must have a private comm line to you RB. Some of your stuff, especially one like this would be great material for a utube comedy sketch. Great work getting inside the head and life of Miscavige’s world.
A little of thread here, but wanted to report on what’s happening inside the church. An UTR friend is still in comm with a Still In Scn who doesn’t suspect he is UTR. Anyway this still in has been on OT VII for years. He was ordered to go to the bottom of the Bridge to redo Purif and Objectives repackaged as Survival Rundown. He protested that but they beat him down so he did it. On the Purif he got a severe sinus infection and it spread to his lungs and he coughed and hacked for weeks on the Purif. He figured (or was told) that the way out is the way through, so he then stayed on the Purif for 4 months trying to cure his sinus thing. FOUR MONTHS! And this is after he already the the Purif once years ago.
So once he somehow got off the Purif, he re did Objectives. He had a cog, FN and VGI’s and thought he had the End Phenomenon and would get off it. Not so. The CS told him he had to do a certain number of hours on the Objectives before they’d let him off. (An ungodly high number of hours on Objectives). And this is after he already did them years ago. So he then gets prostate cancer, a bad case of it. He’s battling the cancer without a clue that the out tech on his case might have something to do with his physical problems.
The UTR friend who relayed this story to me said he hopes on the next season of Leah and Mike show about Scn, that they cover how the tech was squirreled by DM and how people are getting sick and dying from it.
@Cindy People were getting sick and dying before David Miscavige took over. People who refuse to get medical help when they are ill get sick and die. “The tech” will not help them no matter strongly they believe if they refuse proper medical help. That is a sad fact of life.
I’d imagine that all of the stress from being persecuted by your religion is not going to help your health…
Valerie, You’re right of course. My pet peeve is KA drinkers who think they don’t need medicos and know more than the medicos and so never get the help they need. They pay the ultimate price by dying. That’s how right they are: dead right !!!!!
FYI, a long time Scn, here in Cw ,died this week from cancer. Besides being OT8, he was completed on Super Power,Cause Resurgence, SRD and a Gat 2,Flag trained class 4 auditor. He was vibrant and healthy 6 months ago.
What was his name? I bet some of us knew him. I personally know many on or through OT VII and VIII who are dead now, at early ages.
The stress, invalidation, nullification and suppression from $cientology causes illness and cancer. Lurkers – GET OUT NOW!! Scientology is extremely dangerous for your health and well being. So many have died so young!
That Yingaling on a String puppet thing was brilliant!
Freakin’ awesome!
You really covered a lot of bases on this one, RB. Super well done!
Ying-a-ling on a string! Is this the model that blinks in Morse code?
OMG that was hillarious!!!!! Reminds me of that video of Marty and Mike talking about being on the phone and DM telling them what to say to the person on the phone. LOL Love it!
Hilarious view into the wondeful world of Demento and his WOG bitch $tringalong
Dave,
CICS Update:
Outside of your bubble things are moving at a breakneck speed.
Don Jr. may be partnering with the City of Clearwater on their development plans. A commercial and residential tower will be the tallest in Clearwater, putting the Fort Harrison and SP Building in the shadows where they belong. The Fort Harrison will be designated as a tear-down for future expansion of the commercial and residential complex. A large retailer will be recruited to use the SP Building as a distribution center.
Your 15 mil should be stashed in your slush fund with the 50 mil that wasn’t spent on the low-budget Valley Mortuary. El Chapo’s 14 Billion will be used to secure the US boarders. Your 3 Billion will be used to pay victims’ restitution. The Board being empaneled by the Judge will be parlayed to a Trusteeship; similar to that done to fix the Bernie Madoff fiasco.
With massive tax reform, the IRS will have lots of personnel and financial resources to scrutinize your fraudulent tax exempt status. At this point, it is irrelevant whether you are ‘squashed like a bug’ or ‘popped like a pimple’.
Along with you, Ding-A-Ling’s bell will be rung.
Ok I’m done,that was the best one yet ? so the puppet lady in the box is that strange lawyer lady same name as my favorite beer Yuengling,and D.M.the C.O.B.with his expensive Scotch from Scotland head hanging low from frustration because he’s the only one on this planet that can do anything right???
Pshhh thanks Mike for making my day brighter, you’re a good man to be trying to help others.
RB!
You are not just the fly on the wall, you are inside Degraded Malcontent’s skull.
Yikes!
Be sure to leave without any of his s**t contaminating you.
Best
Brilliant RB!!
LOL! A peak into the life of the ultimate product of scientology.
Hilarious… love the Ying-a-Ling on a String poem!
Yay I wait every day for my MIKE RINDER blog???
I can believe that Regraded Being is gifted with ‘remote viewing’ and has actually seen this happen. No goats were harmed in this cartoon, on the other hand, shepple were fleeced.
???. ?
Yes, definitely gifted with “remote viewing”.