I was on staff for several years working at almost every department , and the “handlings” and insidious practices to Reg others were even worse than those examples from dear RB. It was so crazy that I just had to walk away never to come back again. You wouldn’t even believe the stuff I was a witness of.
A dear friend who was always helping the Org as a volunteer had a very serious PTS type III key-in. She started sounding quite psychotic , uttering senseless communications. Instead of giving her a hand by providing her a safe and quiet space where she could rest, the Org took advantage of her condition to get her to donate money to the Ideal Org by using her credit card. Then forgot all about her. If it weren’t for a public Scientologist who offered her his vacation apartment (at a very quiet and beautiful place) for her to stay to destimulate, she would have gone utterly crazy, and would have probably committed suicide. And all in the name of “Total Freedom”.
The CofS is one of the most insidiously criminal groups that I have ever seen in my life. It is full of incompetent , degraded type of individuals, who are capable of almost anything in order to make their “Thursday before 2pm” production quotas. I can’t believe that I left a very promising science career to play the silly game of “Planetary Clearing” ; the worse mistake of my life.
I will not rest before the CofS be but just a footnote on some dusty history book. The temple needs to be destroyed so that the phoenix bird can rise from the burnt ashes of ignorance and fundamentalism.
I personally know someone who left college to be on staff at the local org. Ivolunteered at our local Catholic Church when I was 15 and it consisted of 2 to 3 hours of helping around 2 days .A week . So u Can imagine how I must feel when folks volunteer at a org for 10 hours a day six days a week …
About cashing in a loan for bridge money just before bankruptcy, that actually happened to some in my family. We could not believe it. We were going Uuuhh!? That’s out-ethics. But guess what, we did not say anything. Why? A mix of not wanting to upset them, but then “Never fear to hurt another in a just cause”, but then putting a stop to them getting up the bridge when they need it most, but then it’s actually a liability for the church to have Scientologists basically rob money from society.
Yikes! Yikes! What to do?
Yes, that can be the state of someone who is committed (no, not to an asylum. hum?).
Interestingly enough the code of honor solution was probably the correct course of action. Freedom of choice and free will gives an individual the right to decide what is “just”.
It happened in my family as well. Don’t feel bad about not saying something, when I raised the obvious questions to them , I was told that the reg was aware of it and it was therefore ok. My input had zero weight.. It is like pissing in a violin ( literal translation from french) trying to put some sense into them.
I was the Dissem Sec FSO with the statistic of Gross GI for the Flag Service Org. I also worked in Dept 6 FSO (Registration) and the depiction above is spot on and routine. Actually reality is MUCH nastier than even those examples.
I think RB has been peeking through the window of the local chaplain. This isn’t parody – I have seen every one of those conversations played out in some form or other. When as Tech Sec SHF we had an ongoing program that basically consisted of getting “ARC broken” public for a “free” session – the WHOLE purpose of which was to get them to the reg. It was NEVER about compassion or unconditional help. The “help” was always conditional – on money of course. No money, no help. A personal example of this was that after 50 hours of Flag sec-checking (at my own expense of course, and in complete violation of just about every tech and policy bulletin in existence starting with “we always deliver what we promise”) while routing out and sitting in the Reg office feeling as bad as I’d ever felt in my life, the Reg asked Harvey Jacques what we could do. Harvey looked at me, asked if I had any money – I didn’t – he shrugged and walked off. True story. That was the last time I ever went to Flag.
Hey everyone! I have a question that drives me crazy because I have not read about it or read or heard of it happening and I think about it a lot! Lol! Ok, so has anyone especially paying public Scientologist ran into or caught the Xenu story before getting onto OT3 and once getting up to the OT3 level and reading about the Xenu story,go OMG,that show(protester,flyer,sign) said this and it’s right here in LRHs hand! Omg! And slowly be Outie,quit,resigned,etc. I have not been aware of a story lije this and I want to know the reaction it would have on one hearing the crazy Xenu story from a non-sci/sp/dog poop eater and then the crazy be confirmed in totality in LRHs own hand. That’s gotta be pshhhhh boom,psfissssh!!!! That’s it,fipshhhh!
Hi Val, that wouldn’t be possible. If a pre OT had looked on line at data, all of the AP’s they had made would be swallowed up by endless sec checking at full price without discount. When the pre OT came back to start the OT levels(with a history of looking on line) they would again be treated to more endless sec checking. Doesn’t seem to do the pre OT any good, but does keep the person on the endless treadmill. Fifty to one hundred hours of sec. checking prior to starting on service at an advanced Org seemed to be the norm. Henry
No as soon as you would read the internet and about OT3 you would leave immediately if you have any brains at all. I heard there is a special handling for people that have read OT3 before getting on that level though.
I left when I heard the Xenu story from the blubbery lips of LRH for real on the “Assists” tape (also called “East of Krakatoa” I think). I had read the story in the newspapers but thought that they were just wogs who had picked up on some wild notion to do with LRH’s science fiction writings and that this could not be one of the OT levels otherwise the OTs would have left in disgust. When I heard the story narrated by LRH Himself then I “cognited” that Old Blubber-Lips was insane, the religion of Scientology was insane and all these OTs I had been looking up to were all insane as well and being weak and weak-minded. So I left.
Similar here RolandRB. After a close up study of “OT’s” produced by EL Con Hisself (and how they were in general, LESS same than the average “wog”) and then investigating what OT III was, I left.
I never made it to OTIII but I had read LRH’s hand written materials and heard the audio. OSA UK said it was “squirrel” and “out of context” and called me in to DA the ars crew of the late 90s. As I kept drinking the kool aid I simply put it to the back of my mind. I made it sound reasonable, god knows how. I joined the SO a couple of years later (although routed off the EPF after I quickly realised Saint Hill was not the utopian ARC-flowing world of perfection that had been sold to me).
What shook me more was the DM edition of Freedom Magazine, with “Kingpin”, “Adultress” et al. That had far more impact on me than Hubbard talking about aliens and ancient parasites.
WHATEVER SUBJECT YOU TOUCH IN SCIENTOLOGY DIRT COMES OUT. BE IT ETHICS, QUAL OR ADMIN. IT’S SO TWISTED THAT IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE SO MANY OF US ACTUALLY FELL INTO THEIR TRAP
“Hubbard had to make this all up.” Yep! it’s all made up. No research. No nothing. He was a pretty good science fiction writer and continued in that vein with dianetics and scientology.
Correct Sandy. Adults are allowed to make stupid decisions in all but the most totalitarian nations. In those places the government gets to makes decisions on your behalf without your input…
Wow that made me see something but didn’t have a phrase or would even use the word totalitarian when looking at my “democratic republic country for the ppl. By the ppl. But it’s confirmed in my mind now,the usa is a totalitarian state that makes amendments,back door deals,bail outs for default and bad loaning practices forcing us to pay for all these mistakes. No wonder scientology is free to extort U.S. Taxpayers,they are kin and I’m sure the property and building acquiring all over earth by scientology is part of the gov. Getting places of potential strategic importance in there global conquest,hence the push for asian property. I swear scientology us a U.s. Gov. Data gathering social experinment on mind control of the smart upper &middle class and aspiring masses.
Oh how close we get
To seeing how DMented’s the pet.
1984, was the standard, for sure.
Till we saw many a gaping jaw,
Aghast, at how easy, it be
To extract ALL the money, from the likes of thee ‘n me.
Spare a thought now,
For the future hapless at/under the plow
As they toil, endlessly, while shriveling away
Devoid of any vestiges of tools that hold sway
in handling the dictator/s that follow
without even a hint. of shame or sorrow.
Perhaps Mike’s reference to Sheeple,
Is closer to George Orwell’s warning to people,
That they had better quit worshiping a dictator
And instead, recognize it’s just another hater,
Getting its rocks off on the thrill,
of consuming the spoils of the sheeple, like krill.
Do we, or don’t we get,
That in order to be a pet
We need to remember one has to have a master
To nurture and protect one’s frailties from disaster.
Lest the one who sniffs out/gobbles up the intruder
Is laid waste to a mob who rampage to murder.
Pick up the cans, please….
Held so much promise, till the reign of the real sp’s.
So cool! Love the poem!!! you think so too? It’s the only thing that makes any sense at all. There has to be Some kind of,bad deep secret about the gov. And it’s involvment in scientology that must be kept under wraps, that is the only reason I can think if that our government lets this org. Abuse tax paying citizens and not pay the system they use yo rob and extort tax payers while they want nothing to do with the government. I’ll bet there is some kind of stock or pay offs for ppl. In government protecting this cult!!!!
“Disabuse.” There’s a word I have rarely heard outside of Scientology and Hubbard’s lectures.
Brought back un-fond memories of struggling through some of Hubbard’s word soup — almost made me come a cropper and goof the floof before I got the skinny for this guh-LAX-ee and asked qui vive and learned it was all whole track psychs with their implants and poison perfume. And those bodies in pawn and even better doll bodies so we have back ups when the 2,347,054th invader force dumps us all in volcanoes again and then nukes us so we once again forget we are on a prison planet. And the biological implants and whole track drugs that messed up our genetic entities, not to mention the nearly unconscious clusters of radioactive body thetans. Then, to realize in the end that Hubbard was a fiction writer after all. He mocked it all up. Now ain’t that a shot of vistaril in the butt!
Rather than parody, this is an accurate depiction of the kind of “help” offered by these vultures! Every parishioner situation is an opportunity to extract money. (I do enjoy the humorous touches, such as “Patron Victimorius” and the upside down cross.)
I had an old Sea Org comrade call me after 20 years of no contact to play the “old friend” card, which is then quickly followed by a concern for my IAS status.
Thanks goodness for modern phone technology which has allowed me to block every Scientology phone number!
Seriously, WhatWall? After 20 YEARS this person calls you out of the blue because they’re concerned about your IAS status??? Gosh, what can I say? I know: YEA!!!!!!!! I love the smell of desperation in the morning…it smells like victory! And WW, that’s why you got that call. The ENTIRE organization is in Desperation Mode.
“I had an old Sea Org comrade call me after 20 years of no contact to play the “old friend” card, which is then quickly followed by a concern for my IAS status.”
This is why I have blocked every single staff, SO and even some of the public who dropped me years ago from both my phone and email.
I want to spare myself the irritation of having to deal with any such overtures of artificial friendliness.
I know their desperation over lack of public propels their reaching out to disaffecteds like me from time to time with pretensions of interest, friendship and concern. I’m sparing myself the aggravation of listening to lies like this. I’m also sparing staff the chore of pretending something they don’t feel so they can get some sort of “product”.
I still vacillate between pity and contempt for these people. Today its contempt.
Really great job on this, Regraded. Your comic strips are sometimes not funny but they always get me thinking. Thanks so much for what you do, and as always, you too, Mike.
Once again RB, you’ve shown us the true path to enlightenment. Good work, pity it’s true but hey, let’s not let the truth get in the way, the Cof$ doesn’t.
That statement is exactly Trump.Lol,so many BSCRW actually believe he is ANTi establishment! He IS THE Establishment and CEO of one of its sectors(hospitality along with,Hilton,Bigelow,JayZ,etc)that seek no regulation for there ventures in monopolies/aka,”enterprises”.He is akin to David Miscavage! His run alone shows how bad the R has been corrupted by big business,screw the lobbyists!The Sheep are so convinced there superior lifestyle is under threat they’ll follow. So just throw the CEOs in the pres.Seat there catching onto lobbyists. The poor blind,God fearing Stockholm suffering followers will believe anything they say as long as they scare them with the hand of there God and social issues that the constitution Voids in totality. The Tea party and Trump Is akin to a political version of scientology,politics lol!!
valhalkarie , the ONLY real monopolies in US history were created by the US Congress. It has never happened in the private sector WITHOUT unconstitutional Federal statutes creating them. 😉
Trump is simply a guy who would push gov action (unconstitutionally) to favor large donors. Like Obamao, Bush, Clinton, etc.
Matt, your account of how the “C/Sing” was done at Flag by the dictates of the regges convinced me of my suspicions of that.
Well done, RB. Something makes me think you’ve had the Flag experience.
Scientology at its best . They offer these dummies certainty .” We are certain that we can help you make your business successful” we are certain we can make your marriage work ” we are certain we can help you raise your children ” yet they have nothing to back anything up. Blows my mind how people fall for this crap over and over again .
Give Annie a session to give her a win?, then soak her for any inheritance she has coming and get her into the SO….no real desire/doingness to actually help with her loss. Blackmail Hector before they declare him all the while isolating his son from knowing about the pending divorce so to get him to sign a SO contract and shipped out to an unknown location before he ever gets a hint of a pending divorce. Run havingness process on Joe over a massive PTP, then use Wise to put the final nail in his financial coffin. Of course that not being enough then steal what personal money he set aside for his children’s education.
Wow what a team effort. Just goes to show you how effective that Org Board really is.
The chumps are fewer and fewer. Deaths, declares, feigning illness, suicidal thoughts, talking in tongues, running out of money…. Anything to not have to go back.
Even the right-side-up Scientology cross is tainted — a near copy of Aleister Crowley’s tarot design. So putting it upside down is brilliant on multiple levels.
Indeed, Hubbard, I believe, took Aleister’s cross for scientology. Once again, he was an enthusiastic student of Jack Parsons in their quest to create the ‘Whore of Babylon.’ AKA the anti christ.
You know Hubbard had his dumb ass hypothesis. And when it failed to be true he kept finding reasons for its failure . It’s the most anti scientific shit I have ever seen.
Gary, you are absolutely right. This is why I NEVER attested to Clear even though I did all the levels. There was no indication in my mind that ANYTHING had changed! I was still the same Old Surfer Dude. Same for the OT levels I did in the emerging indie field. Nothin’! I wasn’t different in any way!
Do you know why they keep OT3 a secret and keep denying it is what it is? Because if they told you outright what OT3 consists of, you’d be ROTFLYAO!! After which you’d be walking out the door with all of your bank accounts & CDs intact!
Gary W. His followers do the same. whenever I ask why did OT guy X fall victim to lowly wog Y (or a million and one other examples) the excuse is invariably along the lines of, “Oh he was PTS, or O/W’s, or MU’s, or, or ,or.” Same line when asking why clears don’t have the abilities El Con said they would. Or “OT’s” for that matter.
What is ironic is the Indies who think that because they left “DMs church” they can claim the “standard tech” banner do nothing but mouth Tech Degrades & KSW #1 violations when I press these questions. Too stupid to know that they are committing a high crime (SP act) every time they do it.
I was on staff for several years working at almost every department , and the “handlings” and insidious practices to Reg others were even worse than those examples from dear RB. It was so crazy that I just had to walk away never to come back again. You wouldn’t even believe the stuff I was a witness of.
A dear friend who was always helping the Org as a volunteer had a very serious PTS type III key-in. She started sounding quite psychotic , uttering senseless communications. Instead of giving her a hand by providing her a safe and quiet space where she could rest, the Org took advantage of her condition to get her to donate money to the Ideal Org by using her credit card. Then forgot all about her. If it weren’t for a public Scientologist who offered her his vacation apartment (at a very quiet and beautiful place) for her to stay to destimulate, she would have gone utterly crazy, and would have probably committed suicide. And all in the name of “Total Freedom”.
The CofS is one of the most insidiously criminal groups that I have ever seen in my life. It is full of incompetent , degraded type of individuals, who are capable of almost anything in order to make their “Thursday before 2pm” production quotas. I can’t believe that I left a very promising science career to play the silly game of “Planetary Clearing” ; the worse mistake of my life.
I will not rest before the CofS be but just a footnote on some dusty history book. The temple needs to be destroyed so that the phoenix bird can rise from the burnt ashes of ignorance and fundamentalism.
I fully get you Peter. Thank you. 🙂
Thanks, dear Calvin ; most kind.
ARC,
Peter
I personally know someone who left college to be on staff at the local org. Ivolunteered at our local Catholic Church when I was 15 and it consisted of 2 to 3 hours of helping around 2 days .A week . So u Can imagine how I must feel when folks volunteer at a org for 10 hours a day six days a week …
Mike Rinder is a fucking honest bro
About cashing in a loan for bridge money just before bankruptcy, that actually happened to some in my family. We could not believe it. We were going Uuuhh!? That’s out-ethics. But guess what, we did not say anything. Why? A mix of not wanting to upset them, but then “Never fear to hurt another in a just cause”, but then putting a stop to them getting up the bridge when they need it most, but then it’s actually a liability for the church to have Scientologists basically rob money from society.
Yikes! Yikes! What to do?
Yes, that can be the state of someone who is committed (no, not to an asylum. hum?).
Interestingly enough the code of honor solution was probably the correct course of action. Freedom of choice and free will gives an individual the right to decide what is “just”.
It happened in my family as well. Don’t feel bad about not saying something, when I raised the obvious questions to them , I was told that the reg was aware of it and it was therefore ok. My input had zero weight.. It is like pissing in a violin ( literal translation from french) trying to put some sense into them.
Flowing Power to Source is never a crime.
I was the Dissem Sec FSO with the statistic of Gross GI for the Flag Service Org. I also worked in Dept 6 FSO (Registration) and the depiction above is spot on and routine. Actually reality is MUCH nastier than even those examples.
Brutally realistic.
Ich liebte hungrigen Geier Karte! Lassen Sie uns machen sie den hungernden Geier!
Gottverdammte Scheiße Esser.
I loved the Hungry Vultures Card! Let’s make them the starving Vultures!
“Gottverdammte Scheiße Esser.” My German’s pretty rusty, but I can read that one!
I think RB has been peeking through the window of the local chaplain. This isn’t parody – I have seen every one of those conversations played out in some form or other. When as Tech Sec SHF we had an ongoing program that basically consisted of getting “ARC broken” public for a “free” session – the WHOLE purpose of which was to get them to the reg. It was NEVER about compassion or unconditional help. The “help” was always conditional – on money of course. No money, no help. A personal example of this was that after 50 hours of Flag sec-checking (at my own expense of course, and in complete violation of just about every tech and policy bulletin in existence starting with “we always deliver what we promise”) while routing out and sitting in the Reg office feeling as bad as I’d ever felt in my life, the Reg asked Harvey Jacques what we could do. Harvey looked at me, asked if I had any money – I didn’t – he shrugged and walked off. True story. That was the last time I ever went to Flag.
Hey everyone! I have a question that drives me crazy because I have not read about it or read or heard of it happening and I think about it a lot! Lol! Ok, so has anyone especially paying public Scientologist ran into or caught the Xenu story before getting onto OT3 and once getting up to the OT3 level and reading about the Xenu story,go OMG,that show(protester,flyer,sign) said this and it’s right here in LRHs hand! Omg! And slowly be Outie,quit,resigned,etc. I have not been aware of a story lije this and I want to know the reaction it would have on one hearing the crazy Xenu story from a non-sci/sp/dog poop eater and then the crazy be confirmed in totality in LRHs own hand. That’s gotta be pshhhhh boom,psfissssh!!!! That’s it,fipshhhh!
Hi Val, that wouldn’t be possible. If a pre OT had looked on line at data, all of the AP’s they had made would be swallowed up by endless sec checking at full price without discount. When the pre OT came back to start the OT levels(with a history of looking on line) they would again be treated to more endless sec checking. Doesn’t seem to do the pre OT any good, but does keep the person on the endless treadmill. Fifty to one hundred hours of sec. checking prior to starting on service at an advanced Org seemed to be the norm. Henry
No as soon as you would read the internet and about OT3 you would leave immediately if you have any brains at all. I heard there is a special handling for people that have read OT3 before getting on that level though.
I left when I heard the Xenu story from the blubbery lips of LRH for real on the “Assists” tape (also called “East of Krakatoa” I think). I had read the story in the newspapers but thought that they were just wogs who had picked up on some wild notion to do with LRH’s science fiction writings and that this could not be one of the OT levels otherwise the OTs would have left in disgust. When I heard the story narrated by LRH Himself then I “cognited” that Old Blubber-Lips was insane, the religion of Scientology was insane and all these OTs I had been looking up to were all insane as well and being weak and weak-minded. So I left.
Similar here RolandRB. After a close up study of “OT’s” produced by EL Con Hisself (and how they were in general, LESS same than the average “wog”) and then investigating what OT III was, I left.
I never made it to OTIII but I had read LRH’s hand written materials and heard the audio. OSA UK said it was “squirrel” and “out of context” and called me in to DA the ars crew of the late 90s. As I kept drinking the kool aid I simply put it to the back of my mind. I made it sound reasonable, god knows how. I joined the SO a couple of years later (although routed off the EPF after I quickly realised Saint Hill was not the utopian ARC-flowing world of perfection that had been sold to me).
What shook me more was the DM edition of Freedom Magazine, with “Kingpin”, “Adultress” et al. That had far more impact on me than Hubbard talking about aliens and ancient parasites.
WHATEVER SUBJECT YOU TOUCH IN SCIENTOLOGY DIRT COMES OUT. BE IT ETHICS, QUAL OR ADMIN. IT’S SO TWISTED THAT IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE SO MANY OF US ACTUALLY FELL INTO THEIR TRAP
YES, TEDDY BEAR! i WOULD CHANGE THE WORD “DIRT” TO ” SHIT”, HOWEVER! CHEERS!
RB has it easier than hubbard. Hubbard had to make this all up.
“Hubbard had to make this all up.” Yep! it’s all made up. No research. No nothing. He was a pretty good science fiction writer and continued in that vein with dianetics and scientology.
Hit the nail on the head once again RB! I remember reg planning meetings like this back in the early 80’s. Some things in the church never change.
What…like being a totalitarian, toxic & evil cult? I couldn’t agree more….
The horror is that what these Scientology assholes are doing is technically within most country’s laws. 🙁
Correct Sandy. Adults are allowed to make stupid decisions in all but the most totalitarian nations. In those places the government gets to makes decisions on your behalf without your input…
Wow that made me see something but didn’t have a phrase or would even use the word totalitarian when looking at my “democratic republic country for the ppl. By the ppl. But it’s confirmed in my mind now,the usa is a totalitarian state that makes amendments,back door deals,bail outs for default and bad loaning practices forcing us to pay for all these mistakes. No wonder scientology is free to extort U.S. Taxpayers,they are kin and I’m sure the property and building acquiring all over earth by scientology is part of the gov. Getting places of potential strategic importance in there global conquest,hence the push for asian property. I swear scientology us a U.s. Gov. Data gathering social experinment on mind control of the smart upper &middle class and aspiring masses.
On the money, Val.
Oh how close we get
To seeing how DMented’s the pet.
1984, was the standard, for sure.
Till we saw many a gaping jaw,
Aghast, at how easy, it be
To extract ALL the money, from the likes of thee ‘n me.
Spare a thought now,
For the future hapless at/under the plow
As they toil, endlessly, while shriveling away
Devoid of any vestiges of tools that hold sway
in handling the dictator/s that follow
without even a hint. of shame or sorrow.
Perhaps Mike’s reference to Sheeple,
Is closer to George Orwell’s warning to people,
That they had better quit worshiping a dictator
And instead, recognize it’s just another hater,
Getting its rocks off on the thrill,
of consuming the spoils of the sheeple, like krill.
Do we, or don’t we get,
That in order to be a pet
We need to remember one has to have a master
To nurture and protect one’s frailties from disaster.
Lest the one who sniffs out/gobbles up the intruder
Is laid waste to a mob who rampage to murder.
Pick up the cans, please….
Held so much promise, till the reign of the real sp’s.
So cool! Love the poem!!! you think so too? It’s the only thing that makes any sense at all. There has to be Some kind of,bad deep secret about the gov. And it’s involvment in scientology that must be kept under wraps, that is the only reason I can think if that our government lets this org. Abuse tax paying citizens and not pay the system they use yo rob and extort tax payers while they want nothing to do with the government. I’ll bet there is some kind of stock or pay offs for ppl. In government protecting this cult!!!!
Actually you are extremely incorrect again. The reason scn can “fleece” people is for the reason I already wrote. 😉
Stupid people decide stupid things ..
Especially when you have ALL the data at ones finger tip[ via the interwebtubes…
Is there a significance to the triangles in IAS’s emblem that lends itself to the Illuminati? Is there any correlation anyone may know of?
Not connected. To illuminate implies getting brighter. Not much of that going on in ideal land.
“Disabuse.” There’s a word I have rarely heard outside of Scientology and Hubbard’s lectures.
Brought back un-fond memories of struggling through some of Hubbard’s word soup — almost made me come a cropper and goof the floof before I got the skinny for this guh-LAX-ee and asked qui vive and learned it was all whole track psychs with their implants and poison perfume. And those bodies in pawn and even better doll bodies so we have back ups when the 2,347,054th invader force dumps us all in volcanoes again and then nukes us so we once again forget we are on a prison planet. And the biological implants and whole track drugs that messed up our genetic entities, not to mention the nearly unconscious clusters of radioactive body thetans. Then, to realize in the end that Hubbard was a fiction writer after all. He mocked it all up. Now ain’t that a shot of vistaril in the butt!
And so on and so forth.
And so it goes……
Rather than parody, this is an accurate depiction of the kind of “help” offered by these vultures! Every parishioner situation is an opportunity to extract money. (I do enjoy the humorous touches, such as “Patron Victimorius” and the upside down cross.)
I had an old Sea Org comrade call me after 20 years of no contact to play the “old friend” card, which is then quickly followed by a concern for my IAS status.
Thanks goodness for modern phone technology which has allowed me to block every Scientology phone number!
There almost always is an ulterior motive.
Wait…..what? “…almost always?” I think there is ALWAYS an ulterior motive! C’mon, statpush, we’re talking about SCIENTOLOGY! Not Goodwill!
Seriously, WhatWall? After 20 YEARS this person calls you out of the blue because they’re concerned about your IAS status??? Gosh, what can I say? I know: YEA!!!!!!!! I love the smell of desperation in the morning…it smells like victory! And WW, that’s why you got that call. The ENTIRE organization is in Desperation Mode.
“I had an old Sea Org comrade call me after 20 years of no contact to play the “old friend” card, which is then quickly followed by a concern for my IAS status.”
This is why I have blocked every single staff, SO and even some of the public who dropped me years ago from both my phone and email.
I want to spare myself the irritation of having to deal with any such overtures of artificial friendliness.
I know their desperation over lack of public propels their reaching out to disaffecteds like me from time to time with pretensions of interest, friendship and concern. I’m sparing myself the aggravation of listening to lies like this. I’m also sparing staff the chore of pretending something they don’t feel so they can get some sort of “product”.
I still vacillate between pity and contempt for these people. Today its contempt.
Really great job on this, Regraded. Your comic strips are sometimes not funny but they always get me thinking. Thanks so much for what you do, and as always, you too, Mike.
Once again RB, you’ve shown us the true path to enlightenment. Good work, pity it’s true but hey, let’s not let the truth get in the way, the Cof$ doesn’t.
Dave,
Watch out. If The Donald becomes The Prez, all of your “provable bullshit” will be prosecuted by the incoming Justice Department.
LMAO! You don’t know Trump very well.
That statement is exactly Trump.Lol,so many BSCRW actually believe he is ANTi establishment! He IS THE Establishment and CEO of one of its sectors(hospitality along with,Hilton,Bigelow,JayZ,etc)that seek no regulation for there ventures in monopolies/aka,”enterprises”.He is akin to David Miscavage! His run alone shows how bad the R has been corrupted by big business,screw the lobbyists!The Sheep are so convinced there superior lifestyle is under threat they’ll follow. So just throw the CEOs in the pres.Seat there catching onto lobbyists. The poor blind,God fearing Stockholm suffering followers will believe anything they say as long as they scare them with the hand of there God and social issues that the constitution Voids in totality. The Tea party and Trump Is akin to a political version of scientology,politics lol!!
Amen Brother.
valhalkarie , the ONLY real monopolies in US history were created by the US Congress. It has never happened in the private sector WITHOUT unconstitutional Federal statutes creating them. 😉
Trump is simply a guy who would push gov action (unconstitutionally) to favor large donors. Like Obamao, Bush, Clinton, etc.
If THAT happens then I really will know I’ve fallen through the rabbit hole. Dealing with one narcisist and now another?!?!
Scientology – Our help is yours… Your money is ours.
LMAO!!! Oh my! Now that’s some REALLY funny shit, 411! We should make that their motto within the group.
Should be “Your help is ours, your children are ours and your money is most definitely ours, you f#@*ing dilettante. “
You really shouldn’t hold back, Matt.
Matt, your account of how the “C/Sing” was done at Flag by the dictates of the regges convinced me of my suspicions of that.
Well done, RB. Something makes me think you’ve had the Flag experience.
Scientology at its best . They offer these dummies certainty .” We are certain that we can help you make your business successful” we are certain we can make your marriage work ” we are certain we can help you raise your children ” yet they have nothing to back anything up. Blows my mind how people fall for this crap over and over again .
Scientology: Our business is your money – all of your money.
The chains on the IAS logo are priceless!
TGIF! RB knocks it out of the park again…..The Lurch Church at its finest
Give Annie a session to give her a win?, then soak her for any inheritance she has coming and get her into the SO….no real desire/doingness to actually help with her loss. Blackmail Hector before they declare him all the while isolating his son from knowing about the pending divorce so to get him to sign a SO contract and shipped out to an unknown location before he ever gets a hint of a pending divorce. Run havingness process on Joe over a massive PTP, then use Wise to put the final nail in his financial coffin. Of course that not being enough then steal what personal money he set aside for his children’s education.
Wow what a team effort. Just goes to show you how effective that Org Board really is.
This is one of the best RBs ever!
I agree. And for me, personally, the funniest. I laugh at these chumps who turn up to Flag to get fleeced.
The chumps are fewer and fewer. Deaths, declares, feigning illness, suicidal thoughts, talking in tongues, running out of money…. Anything to not have to go back.
Patron victimorious. Good one.
And true, too.
So sickening
And so true!
‘It’s been going on for far too long, you help end it with me now!’
I think that could be an El Con quote …….
Heh. I love that the reverend’s cross is upside down.
Even the right-side-up Scientology cross is tainted — a near copy of Aleister Crowley’s tarot design. So putting it upside down is brilliant on multiple levels.
Indeed, Hubbard, I believe, took Aleister’s cross for scientology. Once again, he was an enthusiastic student of Jack Parsons in their quest to create the ‘Whore of Babylon.’ AKA the anti christ.
Poor Jack Parsons who blew himself up in his garage lab.
Ironic that Hubbard aspired to do the same with electricity in his hideout.
True that…
YES, and how he had the cross hidden in the first two pics LOL.
Tweeted. Regraded Being gets REAL. Excellent strip this week RB.
Oh, sweet Xenu. I’m going to vomit.
hgc,don’t you mean xemu?
It’s Xenu when I’m flying on pinks, like today. When I’m goofing the floof on grays, it’s Xemu. Try to keep that straight — it will be on the test.
Will that be multiple choice?
Ahhhh…could be spelled Xemu…ahhhhh. Hubbard
You know Hubbard had his dumb ass hypothesis. And when it failed to be true he kept finding reasons for its failure . It’s the most anti scientific shit I have ever seen.
And by that I mean the state of clear and ot.LOL
Gary, you are absolutely right. This is why I NEVER attested to Clear even though I did all the levels. There was no indication in my mind that ANYTHING had changed! I was still the same Old Surfer Dude. Same for the OT levels I did in the emerging indie field. Nothin’! I wasn’t different in any way!
Do you know why they keep OT3 a secret and keep denying it is what it is? Because if they told you outright what OT3 consists of, you’d be ROTFLYAO!! After which you’d be walking out the door with all of your bank accounts & CDs intact!
Gary W. His followers do the same. whenever I ask why did OT guy X fall victim to lowly wog Y (or a million and one other examples) the excuse is invariably along the lines of, “Oh he was PTS, or O/W’s, or MU’s, or, or ,or.” Same line when asking why clears don’t have the abilities El Con said they would. Or “OT’s” for that matter.
What is ironic is the Indies who think that because they left “DMs church” they can claim the “standard tech” banner do nothing but mouth Tech Degrades & KSW #1 violations when I press these questions. Too stupid to know that they are committing a high crime (SP act) every time they do it.
John that’s all they can do is make excuses for this so called religion that is a crock of shit.Because it doesn’t work.
And never did. Ever…..
hgc, let me get out of the way before you blow chunks…
Don’t know if this is happening to anyone else but all the words are blurred. Can barely read anything no matter how much enlargement.
Tone 4 , just open panel in a page by its self.
Old age…….
hugs you
Clear up your M/Us and screen will be fine. 😉