Here is a dose of reality about an actual “ideal org.” Rather than the pretense presented in the events and PR publications.
This org was opened in April 2009 by David Miscavige hisself with one of his usual grandiloquent speeches. All about how this “new org” was going to bring spiritual freedom to Texas and more blah blah about the massive expansion it org represents.
Here is the “technical team” of Dallas “ideal” org:
There are missions in Third World countries with bigger “tech teams” than this.
And here is some insight into the state of their grand premises:
They apparently don’t have: a) enough staff to rake their leaves or b) enough money to pay a lawn care service.
THIS is an “ideal org” in all its glory.
After 6 years one would imagine they would have at least 5 technical staff in order to “Clear Texas.” And someone assigned to “Estates.”
And everyone in the world is SOOOOO desperate to achieve this vaunted “ideal org” status.
What a pathetic joke.
Might be fun to drop off some gardening gloves and lawn bags as a “gift from the community”…and in one of each pair of gloves drop a thumb drive with some irresistible entheta…maybe a copy of all the freely available expose’ books (A Piece of Blue Sky, Barefaced Messiah, Messiah or Madman come to mind) and some selected articles from this site, the Bunker and others.
Hi Mike & everyone, Hugs & kisses to all my wonderful friends on these blogs & to all those of us who truly want to expose the cos once & for all. XO Love always Ann B.
A REAL OT would postulate that landscaping done with tone 40 intention! The correct sequence is: postulate > done. Instead the OTs of the Ideal Org have chosen: postulate > shameless beg > offer enticements in the form of sandwich > done (maybe). Sad. Funny but sad.
I feel like COB is missing a money-making opportunity here. Just hire a person to forge LRH’s handwriting, write up a bunch of stuff like this sort of MEST work into Mr. Miyagi style hidden lessons, and he can proudly unveil the newly-discovered “Environment Revitalization Rundowns.” Get rid of all that nasty RPF out-PR, and get people giving you money to do it!
Of course, my plan relies on two things Co$ is running low on these days: 1) Public with money, 2)Any public at all. David Mismanage, you truly are one CICSMF. You are to report to the RPF, where you will spend your days painting our all-new Lawn Thetan statues.
**Contact your BSO today for your Lawn Thetan! He’ll confront and shatter crabgrass, so you don’t have to!**
“Lawn Thetan”…”confront and shatter crabgrass”…laughter! These would make a terrific Clam Company name and slogan!
I think the lawn needs a Garden Gnome, but if they put one up, the few remaining Scientology customers would always salute it and call it “Sir” and “COB” and “Mr. Miscvavige.”
More slave labor for the CO$.
Be sure to bring toilet paper because these stupid crooks don’t have enough customers with enough money to supply even buttwipe.
Miscaviage might be useful as compost for the garden.
Their grass is straight up and vertical!
One day out of curiosity and geographic proximity, I went past the Dallas (Las Colinas) Org. There were no protesters, and not much else. Totally creepy as well, with real thoughts of being followed and cameras. How did many of you actually live in this world? In my endeavors to better understand, I’m most influenced with the actual “Sea Org Alley” footage on the Darth X channel. They all seem to be really buzzing, and so on course and purpose. They HAVE ’em boy…no joke, don’t drop your guards, and please free them soon.
Doesn’t seem like a big deal to me. I get pointing out important things, but a couple parishioner volunteers doing some light landscaping work for a few hours on Sunday hardly seems like front page news. Do their staff uniforms look properly pressed? Get a special correspondent to take some pics of the inside of staff cars. I bet they need a vacumme.
Sorry, Chris Mann, but it IS a “big deal”. A VERY big deal, in fact.
These parishioners poneyed up their OWN hard-earned money to buy this building on the theory and promise from David Miscavige that if it were just THERE, new public would flood in because ALL that was holding up delivery in the area was the lack of a proper facility in which to deliver it. They also believed that this is what LRH “always wanted”.
Now, of course, they should not have fallen for this rubbish but that’s besides the point.
Fast forward to present time, and this promised “flood of new public” has not materialized nor will it ever.
So there’s an “Ideal” org which is nearly empty of staff and public, both of whom are largely broke – so broke they don’t even have any Estates staff to take care of the grounds. That’s how “ideal” they are.
Their public flowed money that should have paid for their own food, clothing, shelter, and credit card payments, for starters.
They beggared themselves contributing to the begging, hand-always-out, gimmegimmegimme “Church” of Scientology, and now they can’t even keep the grounds weeded and free of leaves and the parishioners have to take care of this too.
Its sickening, and a situation parallel in its desperateness to a many other Scientology Morgues, and as such, yes, a huge, big deal.
Fresh raw meat public will flock in and stream through the doors in their tens of thousands, waving their fat check books and fighting to keep their place in the queue, if only, if only the whales in Scientology would do what they know is the right thing, deep down, and go “ALL IN” to make their Ideal Orgs All Ideal, Ideal Orgs with deep pile carpets, crystal chandeliers and all those other trimmings that LRH dreamed of. The public would get the message then that Scientology is THE fastest-growing religion on the planet and the religion they must become a part of.
2015 has to be the year that all the whales go “ALL IN” for this to work. I hope they will do the ethical thing.
I did live this. I donated for the ideal org in my area. I was on staff and was an active public when not on staff, volunteering a lotffor various things. From that viewpoint this is really not worth mentioning. Someone is asking for volunteers. So you would say, OK I’m not doing anything sunday, I can hang out for an hour or two and clean up the yard. The people doing it will probably have fun. I’ve done many things similar to this and we usually had fun talking and joking around. So I wouldn’t feel concerned for them.
The ideal org program itself seems like a huge failure. If an org was really booming, like old St Hill it would have money for landscaping maintenance. I can agree with that.
It’s not really the money that is at issue. It is the promise of massive expansion if you give money to buy a building. With that massive expansion would come plenty of STAFF. Including “Estates” people. Can you imagine what the INTERIOR of this building looks like by now? Those millions of dollars of hard earned cash wasted on custom carpets and furniture…. Falling apart and in disrepair not even through USE. Just time. That was the point of adding this to the “tech team” evidence.
If you still think the ideal org program “seems” a failure, I don’t know what you are still doing here reading this blog? Really, you are not convinced?
Every Miscavige program I’ve seen since I walked into an org in 92 has been a complete failure per it’s stated purpose. From what I’ve seen the Ideal Org Program has only made things worse and is a complete failure.
One of the problems is that COB has no lieutenants, people with whom he can toss around ideas on how to get bodies in the shop, courses being run, auditors being trained, and preclears in the chair. And it will never happen as long as he is in charge.
Why would he bother Beryl? The scam of the Cult of Scientology is BPI. No one will come in for a known scam. He is amassing as much cash as possible before “the end”.
If I were still in the church and living in Dallas, I probably would have participated in this. I like BBQ. And I like doing yard work. Here’s a concept – serve the weeds as a side salad.
Oh my God, begging the customers to come clean up the yard, after they begged the customers to buy them the building.
There is probably a greater truth behind this sudden necessity. That being that they’ve let the landscaping go for so long and that the place looks so bad that they are facing fines from the city. That is about the only time things get done is when there is an “emergency” or they would continue to ignore it. Yes, there has been a lot of rain, and by a lot I mean something like 14 out of the last 18 days somewhere in the city.
Why are two members of the “technical team” wearing glasses? I thought “Clears” had perfect eyesight?
What’s wrong or unusual for people to pitch in and help their church when their church needs help? “Hey, it’s our church let’s fix the roof, give it some paint, landscape it so we can be proud of it!” “Hey, it’s our church, let’s donate a portion of our income to help our church achieve its goals of helping mankind!” “Hey, it’s our church, let’s dig a little deeper in our pockets and checking accounts to help our church fight the evil people who want to keep mankind enslaved!” “Hey, it’s our church and we’ve spent our retirement savings and maxed out our credit cards because we don’t want to look less able than Tom and Jane who are Gold Meritorious Humanitarians.” “Hey, it’s the church, they’re asking for something again but I’m going to pretend I don’t know about it, and I’m going to pretend I’m not pretending.”
As much as Hubbard liked to gush about exchange and the effectiveness of his “management system”, one cannot fail to conclude that his great organizational experiment is a resounding failure. While it is easy to point the finger at DM (who certainly has contributed to the epic failure), the one thing that has been in continual use over the last 60 years is LRH Admin Tech.
Orgs have ALWAYS been bankrupt, more or less, with brief periods of affluence, none of which proved to be sustainable.
The only instance of “success” we have seen is when Admin Tech is implemented in a fascist, slave labor environment (e.g. Sea Org orgs). But, that is like saying the USSR had the most advanced, successful government on the planet.
Begging for parishioners, begging for money, begging for respect, begging for positive media and now the apex…begging for lawn bags and rakes. Sounds like a successful operation to me!
I like how they ask people to bring bags, rakes, brooms etc. Guess an “ideal org” doesn’t come equipped with tools that don’t directly correlate to money generated. It reminds me of the pic Mike put up not too long ago about how an org in Australia, I believe, was gifted with a grill, blender and smoothie maker along with pastries. Food I guess brings in peeps, in their mind at least if not in some part truth, but a rake and a lawn mower are worthless investments, or at least worthless in the quantity required to do the job.
Right. Truly the earmarks of success. U love watching ’em squirm
That’s right. Captain David “he is NOT insane!” Miscavige opened an “ideal org” in Dallas and only a few years later sent in a declaration to a court that he had never done any business in Texas. I wonder how he defined “business” …
Well, he’s done a lot of begging there, and begging for money seems to be his only “business” for some time now.
David Miscavige has just inspired me. I need my house cleaned from top to bottom. You’re all invited! Next Sunday afternoon. Please bring mops, rags, Windex, Fantastic, dust pans, paper towels, brooms and a vacuum cleaner. Refreshments will be served after my house is sparkling. You’re gonna have so much fun!
What an overt product DLHDM has created! Another destroyed Org. Nero playing his fiddle
while Rome burns. “Burn this bitch down!!’
P.S. Please bring your own toilet paper.
I love the idea of $cientologists ‘handling’ weeds; it’s hilarious.
Yeah, what’s up with that? Are they going to stand there and shout, “Hey weeds! Die! Die! Die! Is there such a thing as a Flora RPF?
I think they’re going to shatter the weeds by all of them standing in the yard and yelling, “What are your crimes?”.
🙂
The “thetan hand” technique finally applied to something more material.
Another apt symbolism – seems to be all that’s left in the church of scientology – the weeds.
Actually, there are a few wilting flowers left.
Instead of Scientologists paying a lot of money to run around in circles (Cause Resurgence Rundown), they could pay a lot of money to run around the orgs pulling weeds.
That way the yard work could get done, it would help the gross income, and it would count it on the stats for the birthday game. It just needs a better marketing plan.
More people visit South Fork on any given day than they do the Dallas Org. South Fork, if anyone remembers, was the ranch from the TV series Dallas with Larry Hagman which was discontinued decades ago. Texans know and understand Scientology and we stay away.
Why don’t they take the money they are spending on a BBQ for all these people and pay for a gardner?
a) because they have the common sense of overcooked cauliflower
b) the opportunities for getting money *out* of a gardner are rather limited
They’ll probably lose money on the whole deal. I like it!
Oh, come now, Abby! They can’t have wogs walking around their property!!! They actually make eye contact with the cult members!
Because the people showing up to do yard work will also get hit up for donations…
Probably because mystery meat is so much cheaper than Lawn Doctor.
That is a better choice for the BBQ Aqua. One of the four staff can just slow down and scoop up the furry frizbee alongside the road and pop it in the microwave to warm it over before serving!
Being a member of a small Christian church, I can tell you that such an appeal would not be unusual for a spring cleaning day.
However, typically we would have either a paid person to mow the lawn, and volunteers would come in to do things that would normally fall outside their duties, like plant new flowers, etc in the garden.
Alternatively, in some Catholic Churches I’ve seen, a parishioner will do the grounds as part of their tithe. (10% of their income)
The difference is:
1) We at small church central, are not extorting people for $. The sort of gifts that could pay for a full time group of lawn staff.
2) The Catholic church whose retiree helps with the grounds, doesn’t hit them up for additional funds, and the time demand is reasonable. Perhaps 5-10 hours a week. They don’t have to give up their life to be estate staff.
3) St Patrick’s catherdral in New York is not run this way.
Once again if this Ideal Org wasn’t trying to mug it’s parishioners for tens of thousands of dollars of which much of this would be sent uplines, vounteer day would not be a scam.
Well, in any other church this is also done to build a community a place where people feel they can belong and are recognized in their existence. And it is actually often more about this, as it is about planting or leaf removal.
If there is any community In Scientology building in a small Mission or somewhere else it is rapidly recognized by the Sea Ogres as an opportunity to bolster their stats and they descend on this community like vultures until it is completely and utterly destroyed.
In Scientology having a community and friends is viewed as highly overrated and often counter productive.
Really what they are looking for with this flyer in Dallas is either free labor or “people in the shop” for a pretense.
” Well, in any other church this is also done to build a community a place where people feel they can belong and are recognized in their existence.”
Woah Gerhard! Thoughts like that in the cult are way off purpose. Sound like ‘other fish to fry’ to me.
Bodies in the shop is the only thing that means squat to the cult. An Idle Morgue runs more like a butcher shop than a cherch. Let’s lose the touchy, feely daveshit! And get your frickin stats up for gawds sake! 🙂
Well, they also make sure that every waking hour of the victims’ time is taken up. This is an important element in “milieu control.”
From Steven Hassan’s very excellent “Combating Cult Mind Control: The #1 Best-Selling Guide to Protection, Rescue and Recovery from Destructive Cults”
“Every hour of the cult member’s day has to be accounted for. In these ways the group can keep a tight rein on the member’s behavior—and on their thoughts and feelings as well”
And leaf bags and rakes. Don’t forget those.
In my small church, with usually 100 at each Sunday service, we have volunteer workdays. But we are not harangued by email. They are announced from the pulpit, as a community building experience. And we have a volunteer in charge of grounds. The workdays are to spruce up the building, if paint is needed, thoroughly cleaning the kitchen, etc. It is a fun way to help the community. No pressure for money.
I think a lawn and garden maintenance day is a great idea! It will be a welcome change from the usual file cleanup day. Those pasty-faced too-much-time-indoors ghosts that flock by the hundreds to the Central Files Cleanup thrills will undoubtedly flock to the weed whacker event.
Wonder if they will get Michael Chan or Gavin Potter (from the Freewinds) to come by and don a pair of gardening gloves for a photo op before they reg the three idiots dumb enough to show up for this event out of their kids’ college tuition funds.
Hi John. Actually all of the college tuition funds were emptied out last year when they held the “help us keep the air conditioning on,” fundraiser.
Which Oat Tea level gives one “Cause over lawns”? I can’t remember.
Hi John Locke, I think it is the level called cause over fertilizer… Love Always Ann B.
LOL!!! Ann.
🙂
Sacramento Ideal Org has one or two staff. So Texas is actually booming. It’s all relative.
Phoenix Ideal Org has about 12 staff total. That is total for day and foundation. Their parking lot rarely has more than a dozen cars at any given time.
5 decades of the same re-cycled families are re-doing their Purification RD/SRD. That will boost their stats enough to pay elecrticity for a couple months (until summer hits). Must have taken those families until now to muster up a little more money after having been bled dry to donate to buying the building.
Get so much joy watching them squirm.
I hope they trim the hedges better than they cut their own hair.
Laughter!
Yesterday there was an internet ad about the Scientology plans
for the Detroit monolith built in the 1930’s of limestone.
The planned renovations are frightening which drew complaints that the
HVAC stacked on the top of the building would make it look like a bad haircut.
But really,Detroit ????????
Now that will truly be an IDLE MORGUE!
OSD,
I agree that Detroit would be the last place on Earth for any business
let alone a multi story building from the 1930’s.
The list of Poverty statistics is horribly long including
things like only 40 percent of streetlights have bulbs that light.
That is stale dated so the number could be higher now.
” They apparently don’t have: a) enough staff to rake their leaves or b) enough money to pay a lawn care service.”
I doubt they have the collective skill sets to accomplish either of the tasks much less a plan to keep things maintained.
Yo Dallas Ideal Morgue -ites,
It’s Sunday. No one will be stopping by for your non service. Close and lock the doors. Go home and chill out. Check out the internet and see what is going on in the world! If you all do it, no one will bother to call.
Is it just me, or do the last three staff members look tired?
Yes, they do. One factor could be the tacky uniforms would make just about anyone look tired. There is a whole technology for color and style. This is an example of what not to do.
It truly IS astounding how tacky those uniforms are – yet another symbol of how out of touch the powers-that-be are in this church.
What is the most baffling to me is the absurd location. What were they thinking? Bodyrouting from the golf course across the street? Maybe recruiting kids from Big Brothers/Big Sisters behind them?
They must be mentally exhausted trying to keep the illusion in place while daily fighting off the hard, cold facts in front of their noses.
Critical thought has been completely buried under the weeds, leaves and overgrowth of their cognitive dissonance.
LDW, you mean the FACT that they are absolutely, positively, no doubt about it, written in stone, failing on an epic scale which everyone else in the world sees and they don’t? Yeah, I agree…
Geeze they must have really sipped the KoolAid..since when does lawn care and leaf raking fall into the “fun” catagory?
Barb, It’s a lot more fun that the alternative ………… being on course all day. The same course you have done twice before on top of it! 🙂
What, Coop? You mean doing the Purif 3 times is actually out Tech? I just thought the sheeple were just trying to get it right per the sociopath dwarf!
Coop, you and I seem to think alike.
Lawn care and leaf raking is far more fun than receiving auditing or doing services – even in the current torrential rains and flooding.
I agree, it is not fun. Of course, if you are doing it with others, you can have some levity rather than simply talking to oneself..
Well at least leaves submit to being raked in, unlike the public. So its another big win.
I think He is planning on planting a Dwarf Cash tree in every morgue. It makes for easy raking and last I heard trees don’t talk back.
Heard under a Cash tree in Dallas………..
“Take that CICSMF rake and stick it up your #@&%^!”
Barb, get this clearly: when the cult tells you that something is fun, don’t question it. If they say its fun, then its fun, that’s all. Clear the word in all of its definitions if you need to. After that, if you still have problems considering heavy yard work as fun, get some false data stripping. In any event, just show up, and have fun. Got that? Thank you.
Not only is this a pathetic scene Mike, as you said this is really bad public relations for an Org to appeal to it’s members to cut it’s grass and trim its hedges. Huge Fail. Nothing spells PLANNED FAILURE and firm commitment to Unreality more plainly obvious than what Miscavige has done with this Org and all of Scientology. It reminds me of when they send someone on national TV like Jenny Linson to scold Anderson Cooper for having the audacity to ask such embarrassing, direct and impolite questions. It seems the same level of arrogance displayed in that arena reveals itself in the same unflinching arrogance and unreality in the form of these “Ideal Orgs” which clearly cannot support themselves, and could barely do so before they ramped up their basic expenses. I find I can only agree with what has been said about Miscavige, aside from the fact that he’s a violent bully, that he appears hell bent on being right in the face of plain disaster. Not that Hubbard didn’t contribute in his own way towards making Scientology unpalatable with the para-military model, but Miscavige sure haven’t made matters any better. At first I thought the rudder was just simply stuck on the Titanic, but apparently someone has welded the steering mechanism into a fixed position.
Know what’s a great indication of an idle morg? When the Advisory Committee has to choose between paying the electric bill or toilet paper. I cannot tell you how many weeks (years actually) of these life or death decisions hindged on AC, do we get to wipe our asses this week or not?
Laughter!
Welcome to GAWD – the Golden Age of Weed Digging! Bring some knee pads too – and perhaps those will come in handy bartering for 2D favor when u can’t give any more money
Chirrup. chirrup. Chirrup..
I hope the three people who show up don’t disturb the ideal crickets.
Or the tumbleweeds rumbling through the Idle Morgue premises…
Plus. Last I heard they are making deals with utility companies on paying their bills but maybe IAS stepped in to help with those. Right.
Anyway, I might show up to help. I’ll be passing through. I can get my FREE tech estimate.
If you do, see what the BBQ lunch looks like. Probably road kill hot dogs, stale white buns and that ever so special Kool Aide they provide.
Hi Newcomer, You gave me a laugh this AM. Thank you. I can’t believe from the food pics I see on promo now ,that those long ago mid rats ( midnight rations ) of whole wheat hand baked bread peanut butter & strawberry jam were better than what is served up now. Or maybe we were just so starving in the SO any scrap would have tasted good. I should send some BBQ from Baton Rouge La to y’all but David Miscavige & cos don’t get any! Love Always Ann B.
You gotta love the Kool-Aid! It’s THE most potent drink on Teegeeack! It’s been know to destroy families in a single day! It’s been known to induce members to enter Slave Labor/Reeducation Camps willingly. It’s been known to cause members to part with massive amounts of money as they claim that got case gain out of it. It’s been known to cause members to worship a true sociopath. Yes! That “ever so special Kool-Aid” has been known to give members grand illusions which they think are real! Cult Kool-Aid! You never want to be without it.
Solent Green. 🙂
I’m doing the menu. Baked clams, unlimited koolaid, and bologna.
And of course the “Dallas” Ideal Org is not even actually IN Dallas! I’ve got nothing particularly against suburbia, but unless you’re in the MIDDLE of the mall …..
I don’t know, Mike. Maybe we’re just not seeing the subtle brilliance of the Ideal Org scheme as it applies here in Dallas. (Or actually Irving, in an industrial park, if I remember correctly.)
Quite a few people have been posting photos lately of Tony’s new book being displayed outside a Scientology org somewhere. Have we seen any such pictures from Dallas? No, we have not. Brilliant.
We keep hearing reports of low staff morale, people sitting around with nothing to do because no public is coming in. Here in Dallas they’ve apparently tackled this problem head-on, by getting rid of all that superfluous staff. Brilliant.
On Twitter you often read things like “Just walked by the #Scientology place, they tried to give me a personality test LOL #creepy #aliens”. The problem obviously is that many non-Ideal orgs are located in places with too many people walking by. Here in Dallas, foot traffic has been pushed down to zero! Brilliant.
Now of course we’ve got a bit of a weed situation. But this is like the barnacles on the Apollo — it proves we’re winning! And anyway we’ve got a solution: BBQ!!!! Cook it and Texans will magically appear to trample the weeds. Brilliant.
I’m feeling very upstat about this.
I just checked it out on Google Map, and it’s actually not too far from the truly excellent “Frontiers of Flight” museum. So, it’s worth getting a trip in to the flight museum and then drive by the nothing-takes-off-from-here mOrgue.
That is truly laughable.
You would think that an “Ideal Org” would have a weed whacker in charge at least…
I think it’s time I got three estimates and sent someone over there. Can you imagine them showing upon a Sunday and the yard has been done for them, by an S.P.?
They would probably want you to join staff…
Don’t! It’ll end up in Freedumb Magazine as an OT power like the magical parking spaces!
I would pitch in for that.
Something tells me this isn’t going to be very successful. Maybe it’s the almost continuous thunder, the pouring rain, or the severe T-storm and flash flood warnings Dallas is currently under.
Maybe they can postulate the lightning, hail and tornadoes away. I’d appreciate it – I’ve got shrubs that have needed planting for two weeks, but it’s like trying to dig a hole in soup.
They can’t even figure out how to handle landscaping but they are the top minds in science and medicine. What a crock of horse shit
It’s Daveshit. Horses are nice and their poop does not smell. Dave on the other hand………
Just noticed short mention at bottom ‘re: barbeque. Just no food photos that you usually see.
Which leaves them with a handy choice: Overestimate the amount of food needed and have a lot left over (bad finance) or underestimate and have a lot of hungry customers. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch.
I’m surprised they didn’t offer food as a major enticement like they do with their events.
I think the lack of food was planned, Royal. If the do work there members from 10am to 5pm, they’ll be so hungry and fatigued that they’ll be easy pickin’s for the Regges. All the Regges have to do is dangle a PB&J sandwich in their face and within minutes, if not seconds, they’ll be headed for the FLEECEWINDS.
My bad! I guess they are having a BBQ there. However, the food probably won’t be served until 10 at night. At that point, the regges should be able to get whatever they want from the sheeple.
There might be some fruit tree droppings.
Mike – did you forget?
When you own a Religious Slave Organization with Ecclesiastical Privileges – you don’t hire out for “lawn service”.
The Organization would make the slaves generate their own electrical power if there really were OT powers.
I can see it now – as soon as someone becomes “cause” on the fake Bridge to nowhere – they are body routed to the nearest Ideal Utility Company next to each Idle Morgue.
Ideally, Slappy wants all money coming in and nothing going out, with the exception of spending to take care of his “ecclesiastical needs”.
It is in the Tech.
The like the moche The Matrix so much, that when I read that, the image that came to my mind is a series of coffins with people asleep in them, being used as batteries.
“Moche” should be movie (damn french autocorrect )
Bravo. Lol
Great Idle Morgue.
Nailed it on the head again! Say it like it is Mike.