So they finally admit that the numerous previous fundraising efforts that brought about “mass distribution” of WTH in LA accomplished nothing. They are now going to begin bringing about the revival.
Here is what their press release says:
Los Angeles is on the verge of a moral revival, and Artists for a Better World International (AFABW) is leading the way! The dynamic LA-based non-profit is creating a buzz by distributing The Way to Happiness, a common sense guide to better living.
According to AFABW’s President, Barbara C., the response to the custom-printed covers of The Way to Happiness has been nothing short of amazing, and the impact has been undeniable. \
The positive impact goes beyond initial interest. Kameron H., an AFABW volunteer, described his experience as “incredible” and “exactly what we need right now.” He encountered overwhelmingly positive reactions, with people thanking him and acknowledging the importance of the initiative.
This amateur dreck is attributed to “ABLE Staff Writer.” Where is Will Seabrook when you need him?
They don’t even use the people’s full names? Are they embarrassed?
Let’s get the suckers to fork over some more money to buy packs of WTH for distribution at a massive markup over the cost to print — promising them that this time, we will make a difference! It has never been demonstrated that distribution of this booklet has changed anything, though scientology repeatedly claims it “reduces crime” any time they can latch onto a crime statistic that is improving. What they have never done is prove any causation. They proclaim “following the distribution of WTH crime rates in _____ reduced by 10%” — not mentioning that they handed out 247 copies in a suburb of Chicago that supposedly resulted in crime statistics going down in the state of Illinois!
The scams never stop in scientology.
Aquamarine says
For as long as I was in Scientology (25 years) and since I’ve been out (12 years) “they” (Upper Management? ) have ALWAYS been “on the verge” of SOMEthing – any number of goals that they’ve actually been on the verge of for decades.
“Its happening!…THIS is the year that we WILL…! Come and be a part of the greatest push EVER to…We are SO CLOSE….YOU can be part of this….” Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
All bullshit.
I almost feel sorry for the Still Ins whose job it is to write this indefatigably fake news cult promo. I would bet that they’re very sick people, and I mean, physically. I’m not a doctor but from mere observations of people I know as well as myself, there is nothing more deleterious to the physical health of human beings than having to lie all the time – in whatever way, be it relationships, your job, etc. (Unless of course you’re a psychopath like Miscavige in which case it wouldn’t bother you in the slightest). But I’m referring to mentally normal people. Any garden variety mentally normal person would have to become depressed and near suicidal wearing this fake news bullshit promo “hat” year in and year out. Just saying. Maybe they kind of separate their true selves out and set up a circuit to do this job. In fact, maybe that’s what all Scientologists, in particular Sea Org members do in order be able to continually live and tell the lies.
Alcoboy says
When I read this my first thought was “Oh, no! Not this horseshit again!” When will people stop believing this hype? Probably never. What? You need to attend the events! At the last IAS event our most theta leader David Miscavige delivered a briefing where we learned that by sending VMs into the European nations of Braslavia and Zambonia, which have been trying to conquer each other since 1456, and distributing copies of WTH, these two nations have stopped their fighting and are now at peace! The tech works! Three cheers for LRH and COB! No mention is ever made that two weeks after the VMs attempted to distribute the booklets and were expelled by both countries that Zambonia launched a massive air strike against Braslavia’s capital city, bombing it into unrecognizable rubble and killing off the entire Braslavian Royal Family hence creating a power vacuum as a suitable heir has yet to be found.
Despite all this, the scibots will still shell out thousands to distribute these little booklets believing that since they were written by LRH they are the cure all for everything.
GL says
The more the bubble universe deflates and the sheepbots who slowly wake up and leave the more desperate the tiny man (with a toupee made from Little Tom’s hair cuttings) becomes.
I can picture him literally turning into a crazed hermit hiding in a hidden hermetically sealed apartment or home.
Glenn says
The stench of Scamtology’s drivel is so strong it surely must force folks to run from it. And that is probably the true fact about their advertising.
Stefan says
A day ago OT8 and Scn lawyer Kendrick Moxon proclaimed in court that the “church” donated millions of dollars in help to the homeless. (Don´t remember if it was only in LA.) He should have brought with him a WTH pamphlet as well and given it to the Judge;-)
Ms. B. Haven says
Mr. Moxon could be kinda correct here. There have probably been millions invested (or at least millions regged) with the WTH campaigns over the years. No one wants these worthless pamphlets. If they were distributed to homeless populations they would be put to good use as fire starting material and for maintaining personal hygiene when regular TP is not available. WTH pamphlets are a big step up in the comfort department when compared to those glossy Sears catalog pages in days of yore. But, even Sears catalogs were better than discarded corn cobs. Hence the old saying “rougher than a COB”. Tough times for sure.
LoosingMyReligion says
Wow! If they actually did it, it’s unprecedented.
Where is all the ‘out exchange’ theory thing?
They must be literrally in the deepest s**t ever to have done that.