Dan Sherman conjured up a verbal orgasm of gushing babble to hype the sheeple at the scientology New Year’s Celebration.
No need to attend the event, you can read all about it at scientology.org in 10 minutes and spare yourself the pain of “Standing O” calisthenics every time Dear Leader actually completes a run-on sentence.
At the outset, let’s remember that the “turn of the decade/century” event in 1999 was held at the LA Sports Arena — a FAR larger venue than the Shrine Auditorium. Given the unprecedented, massive, straight up and vertical expansion they claim to have experienced over the subsequent 20 years, why was this event not held at the Staples Center to accommodate the 20,000 people who wanted to attend? Or more accurately, the Rose Bowl which would fit the 10X expansion from 1999? With each of the ideal orgs in the almost ideal California bringing 10X expansion, how come there weren’t 100,000 clamoring to hear the Dear Leader spout forth his oddly cadenced Shermanspeak? There were nearly 10,000 in 1999. But only 6300 in 2019?
Now, to the hype. They get off to a roaring start:
Thousands congregate in Los Angeles to celebrate the culmination of the greatest period of growth in Scientology history.
But there is no evidence of this anywhere to be seen. Just empty words claiming greatest growth and “thousands”…
The adjectives, even in the Cliffnotes version on the website, are thick.
Just beyond the brightly lit skyscrapers marking the downtown LA cityscape, the spotlight shone on the famed Shrine Auditorium where Scientologists assembled to celebrate a record-shattering decade:
And the proof of this is?
A Golden Age for Scientology.
More than 50 new Churches arising.
Publishing and multimedia facilities taking flight.
And the launch of Scientology Network Television.
Huh?
A fuzzy “Golden Age” (that began in 1996), 50 “new Churches arising” but in fact there are NO NEW CHURCHES, only new buildings, Publishing facilities “taking flight” — in the internet age, and scientogyTV the largest drain on scientology reserves in history for no audience.
All previous decades combined? Seriously? You do know that in the 1950’s it went from 0 to organizations around the world. In the 60’s and 70’s the number of organizations grew by 10 times. Since then, not so much. Since the mid 90’s it’s been constantly contracting.
“Yes, tonight we celebrate the fact we conquered time. Since, how else could anyone accomplish so much in ten fleeting years?” began Mr. David Miscavige, “But, either way, our theme tonight is ‘Time.’ Time past, time present and what this decade signified in terms of a future that’s already preordained as glorious. So, lest anybody take it for granted, well, let’s just say, this is not only the best time to be a Scientologist, it’s also the best time to become a Scientologist.”
He says this shit with a straight face!
And here are the “specifics” to prove this astonishing accomplishment.
In evidence of an unprecedented ten years for Scientology worldwide, Mr. Miscavige proceeded with a stunning visual presentation highlighting a parade of epic achievements:
The Golden Age of Knowledge—Accomplished:
This was basically done in 2007. Remember the Basics and the Congresses and ACCs? And Dave — where are the Briefing Couyrse Lectures and COURSE? If the Golden Age of Knowledge is “accomplished” in the last 10 years I guess this is no longer part of it?
Creating a Publications Power Plant: The establishment of Bridge and New Era Publications, exclusively dedicated to printing and manufacturing the written and spoken words of L. Ron Hubbard. The only facilities of their kind and capable of producing more than 250,000 books and nearly 1 million CDs per week…
Absolute genius investing all that money in making CD’s. The technology of the future! And perhaps you haven’t noticed that most books are sold today in digital format. You still don’t have ANY.
Building a Global Distribution Center:
More cutting edge printing plants…
The Release of Golden Age of Tech Phase II:
Whatever this means. There is still no Briefing Course, no Class VIII Course, no OT IX and X
Erecting a 21st-Century Flag Cathedral:
Yep, took 20 years and only happened after the Garcia’s sued… It now sits virtually empty.
Forging New Millennium Ideal Organizations:
This one got the real fudge treatment “churches of Scientology shed inaugural ribbons across 12 time zones and 22 nations” I suspect if you add it up, there were more new ideal org buildings between 2003 and 2009 than between 2010 and 2019!
The Church attained landmark victories and recognitions in multiple countries, including a watershed Supreme Court decision in the United Kingdom.
And in the United Kingdom, the single specific you cite, scientology has still not been granted legitimate charity status and thus does not have tax exemption.
Flipping the Switch on a Multimedia Broadcast Center:
This has been a total bust. Nobody watches it. They have run out of programming. It’s a 5 acre nothingburger.
He then delved into the “sectors of scientology” and the proof of their astonishing, watershed, epic expansion in a decade is:
Association for Better Living and Education (ABLE):
In Lima, Peru, a 41-year police veteran became an emissary of The Way to Happiness and helped cut crime rates in Lima by 20 percent.
Sure…
In the Pacific island of Samoa, the Ministry of Education implemented L. Ron Hubbard’s Study Technology through the nation’s teacher network, reaching over 60 percent of the student population and thereby raising comprehension as much as 90 percent.
Funny how the ONLY things Applied Scholastics ever does is in Malawi or Samoa or Tibet. How about Peoria? St. Louis?
The inauguration of Continental Training Facilities in Mexico, the United Kingdom and Denmark, as well as Model Centers across the United States and as far away as Nepal. All told, the global network saves a new life every four hours and has earned better than 150 awards and recognitions for salvaging individuals from addiction.
Shit, no actual stats? Hasn’t Narconon Arrowhead taken over the field yet? No mention of all the lawsuits and deaths?
Criminon is apparently dead. It got no mention at all.
World Institute of Scientology Enterprises (WISE):
In Hungary, an agriculturalist determined to reverse soil depletion from modern chemical-heavy farming techniques. Wielding a revolutionary bio-fertilizer yielding 25 percent increases in crop production, this engineer implemented Mr. Hubbard’s administrative tools to bring his products to farms across Central and Eastern Europe.
An entrepreneur out of Dallas, Texas, used L. Ron Hubbard’s Admin Tech to thrive in a highly competitive restaurant business, where 8 out of 10 establishments shutter their doors in the first five years. Specializing in a signature pizza style, the restaurateur swelled locations to more than 40 throughout the Lone Star State and beyond.
And in the Czech Republic a WISE member formed a consultancy firm that has equipped business owners and managers with Admin Tech through more than 4,000 seminars and so empowered more than 80,000 professionals…
In 10 years not a single Forbes List organization has adopted the ONLY WORKABLE tech of administration? No Silicon Valley giants even though the ideal org is next to their parking lot? No major government? Just a guy in Hungary, another in Texas and a third in Czech Republic.
Probably should have just said nothing about WISE and hoped everyone forgot them like Criminon.
International Hubbard Ecclesiastical League of Pastors (I HELP) and Scientology Missions International (SMI):
This was even worse than wise. There is a group in Croatia delivering seminars, and a group “saturating” the capital of Costa Rica with “social betterment campaigns for human rights and morality.” Seriously impressive stuff.
And so the SMI success story continued, with six new Ideal Missions dedicated in the past year.
That was it for the Mission network international “expansion” in the last decade.
Finally, mirroring a decade of meteoric expansion, a highest ever number of Power Field Staff Members (FSMs)
These are the full time registrars/FSMs that tour around conning EXISTING scientologist to redo services and pay more money.
Whereupon, as thunderous applause reverberated in the packed-to-capacity Shrine Auditorium, the night’s celebration transcended to a tone of triumph. So it was, as the concluding moments of the Church’s most momentous decade drew near, Mr. Miscavige left one and all with a final word:
“With that, we arrive at the close of this evening’s event, and a moment to contemplate the next ten years. And the next, and the next and the next after that, until time runs its course and what L. Ron Hubbard told us is indeed fulfilled: That time is not behind us; it lies ahead in eternity; and we shall find ourselves in it, irrevocably. But either way, what is absolutely manifest destiny is all of us together for the next ten years. And in anticipation of which, I say: Happy New Year and Godspeed into eternity!”
Godspeed into eternity indeed…
I bet it was a total shitshow putting this event together. Miscavige must be losing his shit — I can hear him now “You motherfuckers produce NOTHING and you then expect me to stand on stage and try to make it sound like something is actually happening. I am the one who has to go out there and do all the work while you sit around sucking each other off.”
And then he walks out on stage and expects everyone to cheer and give him standing ovations for what he has been cursing out as bullshit.
Surely even the dimmest of the clubbed seals had to walk away from this event and wonder “where’s the beef?”
And doubling down on their crazy, they sent this out as a “press release” — including the last 3 paragraphs I quoted above.”Whereupon” in a press release? It sounds ridiculous enough when Miscavige says it on stage. It is batshit crazy in a “press release.”
It included a notation at the end:
Contact:
Media Relations
mediarelations@churchofscientology.net
(323) 960-3500
As a note: they don’t actually want anyone to call. If you do and ask for “media relations” you get an answering machine. At best you will be sent a message saying “Please put your questions in writing.”
Nancy White says
A cursory attempt to do some fact checking about Lima, Peru.
Lima, Peru 2020 Crime report, https://www.osac.gov/Country/Peru/Content/Detail/Report/d2706afa-0f8f-4f42-8985-182a7851fd78 Peru went up a level to 2 – more dangerous than 2019.
Lima, Peru 2019 Crime report, https://www.osac.gov/Content/Report/565db443-fab2-414a-828b-15f4aeb98bc1, Peru was at level 1 – normal caution advised.
According to https://www.numbeo.com/crime/in/Lima, crime in Lima has increased “very high” in the last 3 years (updated in 2020).
Harry Calahan says
When a PR type says “thousands” what it means is “it’s such a small number that we don’t want to say exactly what it is because we’re embarrassed.” You can bet if it was a significant number, they would have said something like, “More than 20,000 … ” or even “Tens of thousands turned out.” Simply saying thousands keeps it vague — could mean only 2,000, could mean 11,000 — and is designed to stop anyone from asking, “Could you be more specific on the turnout?”
Kronomex says
Verbal dysentery reigns (rains?) supreme.
Annie Oakley says
You’re nailing it, Mike! Great piece! You had me at “Standing O Calisthenics”!! So.dang.true. So.glad.I’m.out!!!!!!! (but it pains me to know others are still swallowing DM’s drivel…sigh)
I like Ham says
I live in Texas…what’s the name of the pizza chain so I can try them out? Oh, that’s right, they always speak in generalities so they can’t be called on something later. Well, if anyone has a clue I’ll happily check them out and give a report.
Xenu's Son says
Well formulated Mike.
Wynski says
Hate to break it to the mental and physical midget that is DM but the end of this current decade isn’t until January 1, 2021…
Lynne Gerred says
I thought “time was the ultimate lie”. If that’s true, why would that be their big theme? Also, thank God they are doing their own printing now, they put several printers out of business over the years.
jere Lull (39 years recovering) says
“Thousands congregate in Los Angeles to celebrate the culmination of the greatest period of growth in Scientology history.”
More likely, hundreds -or tens- of scn staff dragooned into going sleepily dragged their leaden bodies as punishment for the obvious crashing stats over the last 4 decades.
Oh my He is tiny! says
“Thousands” meaning approximately 100 people and each with strands of hair, each strand is a separate entity of CSI, therefore using word nonsense “Thousands” of Scientologists.
Taaadaaaaa!
jere Lull (39 years recovering) says
He could say that all with a straight face because, in his teenie, tiny, ice-cold stony heart, he BELIEVES his own BS. Somehow, even though I’m sure he sees the reality from time-to-time —for short periods— he’s deluded himself sufficiently to accept the fantasy as truth. The whiskey helps, I’m sure.
Aquamarine says
“…spare yourself the pain of ‘Standing O’ calisthenics every time Dear Leader actually completes a run-on sentence.”
OMG, hilarious!
Aquamarine says
“He says this shit with a straight face!”
Too much to quote that’s making me LOL.
You’re in superb form, Mike!
jere Lull (39 years recovering) says
I read the venue-selection section and immediately wondered if he sprained his tongue from all his “in cheek” calisthenics. My mouth aches in empathy. Seems someone was inspired by all the sherman-speak. I don’t have the patience to check out scn’s video of the event from past experiments to see what the hoopla was all about. I just can’t DO it! Having to sit through that peacok’s self-aggrandizing preening is cruel and usual punishment for the clapping seals still in. I hope some of them woke up as a result of the cognitive dissonance of this year’s reg-fest masquerading as an actual celebration. Is there ANYthing that scentology does which ISN’T a masquerade, play-acting, or straight-up lies? [rhetorical]
Mary Kahn says
Oh Know! I loved this line too. 🙂
Free Minds, Free Hearts says
How lame. “he only facilities of their kind and capable of producing more than 250,000 books and nearly 1 million CDs per week… ” Interesting. I just cleaned my hall closet and Mr Free and I threw away a box of CDs because we can’t play them on our new computers. They don’t have disk drives, have not for years. Another cult fail.
jere Lull (39 years recovering) says
Friends of mine down at the marina used to use old CDs as bird-repellers. String them up with light twine, tie them along something and they’d flash in the light any time a breeze blew. Trouble is,the danged birds got used to them so were no longer scared away. Too, they could be dangerous if a strong wind came up and blew them around.
CDs are soon to be curiosities to show the grandkids how the “good old days” were… Perhaps old ones can be repurposed as “clay pigeons” for shooting practice. Problem is, I’ve still got a ton of them from when I used them for backups. Gotta find new uses for the danged things.
jere Lull (39 years recovering) says
I’m in full agreement, Free: I haven’t read anything in print for years, and if I want a CD’s amount of something, I’ll d/l it on a gig-speed network.
We’ve got PILES of the Sunday NY Times my wife keeps meaning to get to, and it’s much easier for me to read what I’m interested in on the computer screen. Occasionally, I’ll listen to the radio (for traffic reports) but CDs and books & magazines went the way of the dodo.
SadStateofAffairs says
“Verbal orgasm of gushing babble…” LOLOL. That’s the best, most perfect description of Shermanspeak every constructed.
Marti Carlson says
I absolutely love your way with words, from the beginning paragraph through to m-f—r, to the end!!! You have a wonderful way of painting the true picture with words. Thanks!
Gadfly says
“Due to the unprecedented expansion of Scientology in the last decade, I am happy to announce plans for our newest Ideal Org on Mars. This was always LRH’s intention and we’re making plans with the Interstellar Landlord Office to accomplish this monumental step. Become a planet builder for as little as a $10,000 donation. Of course, most of you will want to give more, but I won’t judge you if that’s all you can currently come up with. Notwithstanding the current onslaught of psych based propaganda, and inasmuch as we have borne the brunt of their venemous attacks for decades, we are the causative ones in this desperate attempt by the vested interests to eradicate man’s only chance for eternal freedom before the lights go out completely. So I say to all of you, what was once only a vague dream will soon be a magnificent reality, demonstrating the far reaching extent of our priceless tech beyond any previous wog achievements combined to date. Good night and Ron bless.”
COB
ValR says
Somewhere in his lollipop head, COB dreams of the day when he no longer has to refer to LRH at all.
Sue T. says
I decided to see if I could track down the pizza entrepreneur mentioned, and it’s obviously Mr Jim’s Pizza, which even has a page about Scientology on its website (https://mrjims.pizza/about_sci.cfm). A Google search also reveals the owner will be featured on Scientology TV’s “Meet a Scientologist” series this week. However, the chain was founded in 1975, so having 42 locations isn’t exactly meteoric growth. By comparison, Blaze Pizza, founded in 2011, already has over 300 locations.
Imaberrated says
Good work. Certainly less impressive, and now that you’ve given a context.
grisianfarce says
Another suspicious set of numbers: “more than 4,000 seminars and so empowered more than 80,000 professionals”
That works out at an average of 1 seminar per day for 11 years, 20 people per seminar. Sounds like more inflated statistics to make this decade look good.
Sarita Shoemaker says
https://images.app.goo.gl/rkkCizgfFCHWCNHt9
Why is it that when I read each of the quoted sections I automatically hear DM’s grinding voice?
It’s embedded in my brain. Blech.
Thanks for the review and honest point of view on it all.
Aquamarine says
Thanks for this article, Mike, reminding me how thankful – how DEEPLY thankful I am to not have to attend these things anymore. And to not have to be CALLED anymore to attend these things! The dreaded phone calls… almost as stressful as the dreaded event itself…thank you, thank you, thank you, God!
Aquamarine says
To the tune of “Winter Wonderland” –
Cell phone rings
Have to answer
D’rather not
Prefer cancer
But Staff will deplore
That them we ignore
Callin’ bout the New Year’s Eve Event.
“Please confirm
You will be there”
“Reconfirm
You will be there”
They called me before
They’ll call 10 times more
Must attend the New Year’s Eve Event.
“This event is not like any other!”
“You will be so very blown away!”
Ditch the plans I made with Dad and Mother
So tell them for the 10th time “Yes, OK”.
STAFF:
“Please confirm
You’re attending”
“Reconfirm
You’re attending”.
ME:
“Like 10 times before
I’ll tell you once more,
‘YES, I will attend the New Year’s Eve Event’ “.
Peggy L says
Love it Aquamarine. Well, I guess after the fall these folks could maybe get jobs as telemarketers. It’s not like they would not be used to people hating them. The exception this time would be hearing the sound of a phone being closed. Thank goodness I still have a couple land lines where I have the pleasure of slamming the phone down. For a while there I was using an air horn, but figured that might actually be harmful.
Aquamarine says
Thanks, Peggy.
This is true: for 10 (TEN) years I paid $50 per month for a cell phone that I ONLY used to make and receive Scientology calls. Now, I know I could have kept the same phone and just had 2 numbers, but PSYCHOLOGICALLY it relieved my stress having not only 2 separate numbers but 2 different cell phones.
Right after 9/11 phone calls from one Scientology entity or another became non-stop.
My org, other orgs, Flag, IAS regges, WISE – just non-stop.
Events, briefings; extra course time. Staff recruitment. Sea Org recruitment, The Congresses. The Basics. The Basics after I bought a set bought. The Basics after I’d bought a 2nd set and donated it. Have I bought the Basics yet calls from not only my org but other orgs.
“Don’t you people ever talk to one another? How is this POSSIBLE? Don’t you keep notes, and share them, something like that?”
Apparently they did not.
It was insane.
The extra phone with the Scientology-only number cost me approx $50 per month, $600 per year, ultimately costing me about $6000. No small sum for me. Not peanuts for me, by any means.
But I would have gone out of my mind without it! So as ridiculous as it may seem, I still consider it money well spent.
I kept my sanity. I kept my stress levels down and stayed “in comm” with them. The cult never suspected what I was doing. Before I left someone in whom I had told ratted me out.
Many’s the time throughout those years I’d hear my Scientology phone vibrating while I was carrying on business or a personal conversation on my “real” phone, I’d smile inwardly while it buzzed in the depths of my purse.
6K well spent. And it was fun cancelling that cell phone account when I left 🙂
Peggy L says
Money well spent for sure Aquamarine!
I am so happy you are out of that insanity.
unelectedfloofgoofer says
We all know what Scientology thinks you should have done instead of spending that money on a second cell phone.
Mary Kahn says
👍
Aquamarine says
Thanks, Mary 🙂
ValR says
@Aqua. I had (notice past tense) my CPAP supplies with Lincare, a WISE affiliate hidden in layers of corporations, but a WISE affiliate. I cancelled yes, CANCELLED them a 17 months ago. They hated it because I was on auto ship. They auto shipped so much stuff I am still using some of the stuff they shipped when I was with them. They shipped the absolute max they could bill insurance for. I will be out in a few months and my new CPAP supplier (local) is providing me the small amount of items I need.
After getting calls reminding me to refill my supplies every 3 days, I blocked their number. They still call. How often? Well, there is a blocked message on my phone from January 3, 2020 and one from January 7, 2020. Yep, they call at least 2 times a week still even though they have not done business with me for 17 months. I owe them $0. And yes, they send me letters too. Oops! They accidentally fall in my shredder. The message is always the same “we are calling about your CPAP order. If you have any questions or concerns about your existing supplies…(etc. etc. etc. repeating their number 3 times.
There is no way I will ever ever ever order from them again. I hope some OSA bot reading this will let them know that outflow doesn’t equal inflow (ok you can quit laughing now, I know, I know).
Anyway, I do not feel at all bad that some poor person is missing out on their status upgrade because I am not receiving way more CPAP supplies than I could possibly use in a lifetime. I hope they see the light and escape like the rest of us do. So glad I do not have to answer any calls either.
Aquamarine says
What a nightmare, Valr. Sure, outflow. Ok. But THIS sort of thing is harassment. its JAMMING a communication line. Thank God you’re rid of them.
BTW, you can block them TOTALLY if you want (meaning, not just block them so their calls go automatically into VM, but block them utterly phone-wise and text-wise.)
To do this though, you have to call your cell phone provider and have it done on their end. On my plan there’s a charge for this.
I totally blocked about 10 culties’ cell phone numbers when I left.
They can’t call me; they can’t text me. Costs me $5 a month and I can block 12 numbers – 12 or 15.
NOTHING gets thru. I’ve also blocked a number of them from emailing me. These actions also give me peace of mind.
If any of them truly want/need to reach out, they have my address and can write me a regular letter. But I get no more cult promo so I can safely assume I’m deadfiled.
Blocking them on my phone has been great. I stay away from them, and they no choice but to stay away from me.
NO CONTACT.
Once I am done, I am DONE. They want nothing to do with me, and I want nothing to do with them! Good plan!
Linear13 says
Most smartphones have a ‘block caller’ option. I get tons of strange robocalls. I don’t answer any number that I do not know. On iPhone, after the ringing stops you go to ‘recent calls’ and there is an ‘i’ in a circle after the number for information. When you click this it gives you options to make this number a contact etc. but down at the very bottom is ‘block this caller’. When you block the caller no more worries and you don’t have to pay extra. In the settings you can view your list of blocked numbers in case you want to unblock one at a later time. On Android smartphones the option varies based on the Android version and the phone type but it’s there. I googled my mothers phone type and found it easily. Some non smartphones may have the ability but just about all newer smartphones have the ‘block caller’ ability built in. I use it all the time. It also blocks texts.
Wynski says
Linear13, most illegal robocalls now display a fake call back # that changes with every call. Make these blocking features useless against them. Just FYI for future
Linear13 says
Yes I’m well aware of that fact I used to be on the ‘other’ side…hehe…one of those who sold and made the devices to spoof calls and caller ID…amongst other things with questionable legality…hehe…but that’s why I said I never answer ANY number I do not know. If it’s someone that needs to get in touch with me they can leave a message and I will return the call. That’s also why my killfile has multiple numbers. It’s easier this way than to pay every month…just my opinion…
Aquamarine says
Linear,
Thanks for this info. I’m tech-ignorant and believe it or not still have a “DumbPhone!”
Wynski,
You’re right. I get about 4 or 5 of these fake calls each day. Computer generated with similar numbers to those of people I call and who have just called me. When I pick up there’s no one there. When I call back there’s no one there.
ValR says
@Aqua, the phone doesn’t ring, and the voicemail is under blocked voicemail, so I just delete it, so they’re blocked. I find it humorous at this point. Some poor sot is thinking “this time she will answer, this time I will get out of ethics trouble.” Nope.
My phone actually has a feature so if you are not on my contact list, you are sent directly to voicemail and if you want a callback, you leave a voicemail and I decide if you’re worth calling back. Most times I block the caller. I’ve actually had one friend who wasn’t a contact that I added. It’s glorious not to get the spam.
Aquamarine says
Got it on everything, Valr. Sounds like heaven for me personally if not for my business. Time for me to transplant myself into the 21st century, tech wise.
I’ve also enjoyed your posts about how you file, in your business, i.e., ” read it, scan it, shred it”, Love it! My DREAM is to one day be rid of ALL unnecessary paper.
Mary Kahn says
“…verbal orgasm of gushing babble to hype the sheeple….”
You’ve got quite a few gems in there but this one started me off reading with a big laugh.
Yeah everyone, please read the church of scientology’s own site but please don’t Google “scientology.” Either way the only one this crap makes happy are those still in, especially the old timers🙉🙈🙊 who can use it to justify their own culpability in the abuses committed by this church and its leader.
Zee Moo says
By putting current $cieno books into digital form, the Clampire makes it easier for researchers to quote the dreck and do some heavy duty J & D. Print still has it’s place and will live on as long as books are printed.
What the Clampire really needs is a charismatic speaker who can really work that ARC triangle and bring the crowds in. Thankfully, no one in $cientology fits that bill.
Imaberrated says
I suppose that’s why they no longer issue ethics orders like SP declares and Findings and Recommendations.
They’re probably also scared of somebody pirating digital books. It took real publishers a long time to accept the new digital-publishing model.
Glenn says
Don’t feel bad Mike, I didn’t get that email either.
Cat W. says
“a future that’s already preordained as glorious.”
“He says this shit with a straight face!”
Ditto. My exact reaction was to laugh and then wonder how he could possibly expect anyone to take him seriously about such overblown boasting. (Then again, I have thought that since before the election of the current president of another blowhard, so it still seems to be a trend.)
And they put “what is absolutely manifest destiny is all of us together for the next ten years” in a press release!
I could agree that it’s entertaining. Shall we take bets on what percentage of that crowd will still be together 5 years from now?
Belynda says
Even the most brainwashed of the sheeple Can’t be buying this; unfortunately, it’s probably more a case of most of them being too old, with no friends or family to lean on, to be able to leave at this point in time. On the other hand, I have No doubt the younger ones should be leaving by the bus loads. It can’t be much longer . . . Even the Runt seems to be running out of ‘steam’.
Aquamarine says
“Even the most brainwashed of the sheeple Can’t be buying this;”
Belynda, unfortunately, strong evidence exists that, for one reason or another – too old, too invested, too intimidated and afraid, born into the cult with no knowledge of any other way, long term habit of automatic compliance – whatever the reason(s), said sheeple can, do and will believe anything – ANYTHING – the cult tells them to believe , or, if they don’t actually in their heart of hearts believe it, operate as if they do.
George M. White says
I wonder how many bottles of alcohol Miscavige consumed in the last ten years. Now that would be a “stat” to report. One a day would be 3,650. I bet the number is closer to 5,000. Get real Scientologists. One of you or many of you just walk in on his drunken day and move him out.
Wynski says
-Mass emailing crap from a Yahoo address pretty much guarantees that 50% of the emails will get circular filed by an anti-spam program.
Imaberrated says
I was going to say that this is very unprofessional. It needs to come from a domain that is owned by the entity.
SILVIA says
Every time I remember Dan Sherman speaking it lands my memory into the agony one has to endure while listening to him. This involved me and my colleagues too.
Meteoric disaster after disaster is what miscabage has obtained in the last decade…media exposures, the Aftermath, numerous lawsuits and so on.
More to come miscavige.
Aquamarine says
I know, Sylvia, and not just the sentences that went on forever, but Miscavige’s technically enhanced “deep” voice intoning with false resonance, up and down, up and down, on and on, on and on…zzzzzzz.
If we hadn’t been forced to stand up and clap regularly I could/would have happily fallen asleep!
I respond well to the Winston Churchill type of speech. Brief, simple, declarative sentences that deliver a powerful message. Simple, yet evocative words derived mostly from the Anglo-Saxon part of English as opposed to the Latin/Norman.
But then, when a group has dismal statistics, when there IS no powerful positive message, when there’s nothing really going on, when there’s no “there” there, then of necessity the group has to razzle-dazzle with language. Language is then of necessity used to HIDE the true message and of course, this is Dan Sherman’s forte – sounding good, talking a lot, saying almost nothing of substance.
Rip Van Winkle says
All the HGCs at Flag have TVs playing DM yapping at the latest event.
Excruciating.
PickAnotherID says
“He then delved into the “sectors of scientology” and the proof of their astonishing, watershed, epic expansion in a decade is:
Association for Better Living and Education (ABLE):
In Lima, Peru, a 41-year police veteran became an emissary of The Way to Happiness and helped cut crime rates in Lima by 20 percent.”
There are some folks in Bagio, Philippines, where TWTH folks are playing the ‘secular’ card, that would love to see this.
https://tribune.net.ph/index.php/2020/01/05/baguio-city-govt-in-constitutional-controversy/
ISNOINews says
O/T. On 1/5/20 at Muhammad Mosque 27 in Los Angeles, Scientology Freedom Medal Winner Nation of Islam Minister Tony Muhammad:
said regarding the assassination of Soleimani, “They want to make the Arab world like America, Homosexuals, cowards, thieves, robbers, murderers, strip clubs. Gay parades”;
said God will destroy White people;
said American soldiers are “rent-a-cops” and “cowards.” “They didn’t really want to be in the Army. That was the only job they could get”;
regarding the assassination of Gaddafi, called Secretary of State Clinton a “heifer” and a “dog,” and called President Obama a “little sissy” and a “punk”; and
again blamed “the Jews” for slavery and again promoted the three book series “The Secret Relationship Between Blacks And Jews.”
Please note the flags of the United States and Israel in the final image of Tony Muhammad receiving the Scientology Freedom Medal.
Twitter video excerpt: https://twitter.com/ISNOINews/status/1214549693017001991
ESMB Redux post with full video: https://exscn2.net/threads/scientology-freedom-medal-winner-nation-of-islam-minister-tony-muhammads-anti-semitic-racist-homophobic-anti-american-etc-statements.52/post-14311
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Mary Kahn says
Yes, another grand achievement under miscavige’s watch was the marriage between the church of scientology and the nation of islam. It’ll be interesting to see how that plays out.
It’ll be interesting to watch how the rest of miscavige’s stellar “accomplishments” play out in the next ten years:
How many more families torn apart.
How many more bankruptcies.
How many more blows.
How many more lawsuits and how they play out.
How many empty building built and/or sold.
How many more consolidations of orgs.
How many more books from those who leave.
How many more documentaries.
How many more TV/Netflex specials/series.
How many more bottles of scotch consumed in the late nights and wee hours of the morning.
Aquamarine says
Dishing Scientology’s ACTUAL stats – well done, Mary! Still LOLing btw.
Annie Oakley says
Straight up and vertical please!! LOL