Boston week? What does that even mean? Funny what they focus on… They always show the “fun in the sun” but if you are on services this is very much frowned upon. Practicing medicine without a license? Empty ideal org… Anything to get bodies in the shop AOLA struggling for business Why are they going to Chicago where nothing is happening? The "Turning Point" isn’t enough… Trying to get anyone to show up by promoting this guy? Don’t tell Dave M that Dave P is a bigger draw than he is… He’s been d … [Read more...]
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Come for the free dinner Regges will be circling... Need you for what? The VM's have arrived already. Brisbane apparently doesn't have any. How very "religious" Labor Day pirate themed kids event and potluck? Everything and the kitchen sink. It's all happening in Fiji Though no scientology? Or even Dianetics... This is all they have to talk about? The "order of magnitude" is a bit of for an "ideal" org. More "religious" activity And I guarantee their income is nowhere near the level of Miami … [Read more...]
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I feel I am regaining my true power... To do what? Operate exterior with full perception? Cause over the MEST universe? Ideal org music festival? Euphemism for fundraiser... If he can do this.... Could you maybe stop a couple of wars? End famine in Africa? Expand an org? L. Ron Hubbard -- comic book guy Sadly this is Phil and Willy Jones daughter, Emily on the left. Had I seen this earlier I might have made the trip to say hello... The success of Tampa org... Nothing visible in the real world. Flag trying … [Read more...]
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Drug Free Europe… They can’t get a drug free town square in Copenhagen! Maybe it will be third year lucky? Flag world tour… Donkey rides Bubble dancer Fire breathers and so much more that shouts “Flag, the Mecca of technical perfection” It’s always the “next phase” of expansion to make you forget the last phase didn't amount to anything. Also note, there is no GAT Class 6 so there are no Class VI auditors any more. They're obliterating psychiatry from the face of the earth.... The location for this exhibit is a real estate office... … [Read more...]
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Once they get Canberra, Brisbane and Adelaide done… They will have an “ideal continent” and absolutely nothing will have changed. It might be helpful if they said where this event is taking place? Looks like Melbourne? Why not Sydney? THE auditor training organization… Celebrates auditors once a year. Still no SH Briefing Course - the course the organization is named after! An epic event… What has this got to do with “Flag life“? The NOI are taking over Florence KY… And it’s all thinking, no action. &nb … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies on Friday
What about the first? Apparently he can create time…. They’re still trying to get 100? They were supposed to have 100+ when they opened Now their hope is they will do it next year Arte and the greyhairs Just what Clearwater asked for… Pitching the children… Ideal org convention… For who? Battle Creek? There are no other orgs in the Midwest. Wow, a show! And dinner! This guy again… A calm day at sea… These plans went out the window with Hurricane Beryl &nbs … [Read more...]
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Orders of Magnitude! OMG 50 in 6 weeks. With every level counting as 1 (so someone completing OT 1 and II counts as 2), this represents about 25 people (being charitable)... Or about 250 people moved up the Bridge to OT in a year. And most of them are not even South Africans, they come from all over to take advantage of the cheap prices. Africa will be OT... Never. Marketing Genius. Entrepreneur [sic] Giant... If these people are SO good, how come scientology is failing SO badly? Graduation? Has nothing to do with … [Read more...]
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It's ALWAYS "around the corner" Or "coming up." Never happening NOW or "already happened." Why is it just the same 4 "beautiful people"? Isn't there anyone else in Vancouver? Good luck with that... They're about as valuable as last week's newspaper. Going back to the 50's Scientology has been stuck in the 50's, well, since the 50's. You need a Class IX to explain this? That's what the Comm Course supposedly teaches you? Power Up Your Life? They bring in someone from Twin Cities -- one of the deadest of the dead … [Read more...]
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The significance of the sword? Who knows. Though clearly this event is not important, it's only a "special management speaker" to be named later and something "you won't want to miss." No "mandatory attendance" Now they're "Clearing" Chicago Wonder what happened to opening the "ideal" org? 10 people is all they've got? How lame It's the current version of "Do it for Ron" -- shaming people into completing services as a "birthday gift" -- "you don't want to give a gift to Another "monumental" COB Briefing They don't even … [Read more...]
The Great New Era Webinar and How Scientology Fakes “Good News”
New Era, which seems to have taken on a new role as sort of the "continental org" for Europe trying to sell scientology to new public, held a "Dissemination Webinar" and we were sent some screen shots from an attendee that provide some interesting insights. The lineup was a "who's who" of scientology FSM hucksters. Arte Maren, Rafferty Pendery, Michael Chan, Andrea D'Agostini, Pier Paderni. Here is the "good news" (featuring not recently seen nor heard from Joy Villa) -- with the typically vague "hundreds of thousands of people introduced to … [Read more...]