Due to a brain fart, I messed up the days of the week. As promised, here are the Funnies today... It only takes a day? Wow, there are some others orgs that would like to know how you plan to pull this off... Rapper and Humanitarian... What a combo. But they forgot his number one profession. Registrar trying to get commissions. That's an awful lot of Muhammads... And look at those guest speakers -- it tells you everything you need to know. This isn't going to be about spiritual enlightenment. It's going to only be about lightening your … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Still pirating Not much gold to plunder in the streets of Battle Creek... That's some fine Photoshop work... And some good typing too. If you are going to write in english, perhaps get someone to check it first. Scots Humor It's always entertaining to watch the brave scots continue to cheer themselves on in their hopeless quest. Robbie Burns was so distressed he had to wear sunglasses. Only £100 to hear... ...another blowhard tell you how to make money so he can take it from you... But it will be a "soul-shaking evening" app … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Well, that's odd... Shane Brockdorff thinks he was sent to AOSHANZO by LRH. Strange thing, I was WDC Sea Org at that time and put together the "Command Team" with Greg Wilhere and others and sent them to set up the first new AO since AOLA. LRH had nothing to do with it. A closed door announcement? They don't want anyone to know what they are announcing? Find a Ruin Everytime It's easy. Just tell people they are depressed, uncertain, unhappy, irresponsible, unrealistically happy, gleeful etc etc until they agree with something. Works everytime. Or every … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Under the Sea? As in "under water"? How amazingly appropriate... Goal: St Louis Ideal Org Done... In the next decade? Century? Never? Denver "ideal org" can't even keep their own lights on. Elio Cervi knows... ...absolutely nothing. But don't let that stop you because he is an "international keynote speaker" Opportunity of a lifetime... ...to have Michael D. Roberts try to convince you to give him your money. The European Michael Chan Suddenly he is everywhere... This quote... ...followed by this … [Read more...]
Scientology Gives Money Back??
An interesting article in the Tampa Bay Times with one of the most misleading headlines of all time! Some excerpts below: She donated nearly $300,000 to Church of Scientology, which doesn’t want it The Church of Scientology is shunning a $278,158 donation because of concerns it might have been "ill-gotten" and "misappropriated." Susan Taylor Martin Published: January 5, 2018 On her Cozy Cottages website, Olga Favrow called herself one of the "leading authorities on real estate" in Tampa Bay. "You’ve come to the right place!’’ the site sa … [Read more...]
For Better or for Worse
It's SatTerraDay once again! For Better or for Worse Seldom are married couples on the same page when it comes to their involvement with the Church of Scientology and for this reason, marriages frequently end in divorce—both with the couple and Scientology. Husbands and wives often have different spiritual goals. Despite what the church would have people believe, rarely do both parties place the same importance on “ideal orgs,” “clearing the planet,” and “going free.” And rarely do they feel the same away about Scientology tech, policy, and management. Since Scientologists aren’t allowed to … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Learn to escape the maze of life... This sounds ominous. R2-45 maybe? He's baaacck... After a holiday hiatus, the Chanman is back and ready to take your money. Back big time.... The secret history of this planet. Xenu? Clams on the seashore? The Piltdown Man? Just can't get enough of this guy... Courage... ...to go out and sing with green facepaint on. And then have your photo used for a promotional piece. Yes, that is courage. Can you handle the truth? Nope, scientologists have their heads buried firmly in the … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Many apply few are chosen Right.... I guarantee there has not been a single person apply for staff in scientology in the last 10 years who has not been "chosen." Not one. Help your business explode in 2018 Sure thing Quentin. You are an expert on building businesses having been in the SO for 40 years. BTW, not sure that exploding businesses are a thing. What is really sick about the IAS... People actually believe the money they hand over "is being used to save lives, save the planet and forward the goals of scientology" - the ONLY … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
"The Strategy for Clearing Florida" You can bet it consists of ONE thing. You giving them your money. They have no strategy. There isn't even an org in Jacksonville. Or Tallahassee. Or Naples. Or West Palm Beach. Or Daytona Beach. Or Pensacola. Or Gainesville. And there isn't even a Mission in any of these places. Their "strategy" consists of mental masturbation. And your money. We love people from all religions As long as they have spendable cash. And we will pretend we care about their holidays to get them to hand it over. Season's … [Read more...]
The Hypocrisy of the IAS
Today is "Giving Tuesday" -- the idea is to stimulate online charitable giving to help those in need. When I got the email from the IAS I had to google this to see if it was a "thing" or just the latest invention of scientology to get people to part with their money. Here is the first thing that showed up on my google search -- and it is a typical example of the orrganizations that participate in this: But here is what is even more important about this organization and others who participate in this program: Yes, 85% of the money they raise goes to those in need. And their … [Read more...]