A bit of fun to kick off the weekend. You will all be relieved to hear that THIS Maiden Voyage is all about "aesthetics." It also seems they have rolled back time. Though the 25th Anniversary of the MV HotAir was last year, and though the magnificent Dear Leader cancelled that event because he was too busy preparing for GAG II (which then didn't arrive til November), he has simply proclaimed THIS year to be the 25th anniversary so he could use the video put together for last year's aborted MV. And my word everyone, those silver streamers (also salvaged from last year) are just SOOO a … [Read more...]
“There Is To Be Highest Ever Fundraising”
Perhaps the boldest admission yet that "events" are merely chum in the water for the circling sharks. And the tone of this, commanding whoever it is addressed to, that "there IS to be highest ever fundraising" is pretty remarkable. I expect this is someone's (Quinn is that you?) idea of "Tone 40". Sort of reminds me of the Vikings or perhaps Genghis Khan "There is to be complete destruction and maximum rape, pillage and plunder. Nobody shall be spared." Those sharks just love to dine on clubbed seals. … [Read more...]
Valley Ideal Org — Only $11.1 Million Still Needed To Get Started
Quinn the Eskimo is baffling them with bullshit out there in the Valley. If you actually read what he says it is complete mumbo-jumbo "you have to be an Ideal Org to become one" Huh? He is really one mixed up dude. If he really wants to repeat his "successful actions" he should dispense with all the bs and simply come out and say it. To keep the affluence going, Nancy Cartwright and David Wilson BOTH need to cough up $550,000 a piece this week. They're not going to get it from anyone else. And if they just keep that up for a few more months (a million or so a week), the current … [Read more...]
Nancy Cartwright Gives Another $500,000 To Valley Ideal Org
How to raise a million dollars for another failed ideal org. Get $382,220 (odd number?) from crazy David Wilson (credit where credit is due; he DOES put his money where his mouth is -- just further proof how crazy he is) and $500,000 from "OUR ROYAL GUV, PRINCESS WARRIOR AND OFFICIAL VALLEY ROCKSTAR GODDESS." Just why is it that Nancy Cartwright is always referred to euphemistically? "The Honorary Mayor Of The Valley" etc etc etc? She is afraid to have her name associated with this nuttiness? Apparently so, in which case, why not just take her money and don't mention her at all? It's a … [Read more...]
More From The Horse’s Ass
Raving Clive is at it again... "...the majority of Scientologists have not cognited that we do now have all the Tech exactly as LRH laid it out!" And you, my friend, have therefore admitted to delivering squirrel tech and charging people for it for 30 years or more. Now you tell your loyal customers they are being recalled AND they have to pay. Can you imagine GM trying this -- recalling the cars they made with faulty parts AND charging people to replace them? It is a ridiculous thought. They would be put out of business. But not in Scientology. Here you announce over and over "we … [Read more...]
Austin — IS Anyone Interested?
Seems the wheels have come off in Austin (not only....). You may recall I happened to be in Austin for the last big event they held. That one was the "Victory Grand Slam Event." And now this. I wonder if they even knew the XGames were in Austin over the past weekend -- 150,000 showed up to watch and the opening event was a mile away in front of the Texas State Capitol. Almost begging to ask if anyone is interested? But here is the real story. Their last massive fundraiser and "milestone announcement" (funny these milestones seem to happen at every event) was in fact a bomb. And here is the … [Read more...]
What Would Ron Do?
I assume Tampa considers itself "on Source." I would be quite certain, that like all good scientologists are supposed to do, they often think to themselves: "What Would Ron Do?" After reading this, I am pretty sure I know what he would do: declare the "executives" of this org Fair Game and instruct Sea Org members to use R2-45 and reverse processes on them. He ranted for YEARS about "businesses on the backs of orgs" and "scientologists getting rich off org public" and these were not "criminals" (his word) charging $170 to do a seminar in the org giving their version of LRH tech -- pr … [Read more...]
A Nice Change For A Change
A Special Correspondent just sent this to me. I found it interesting and somewhat heartening. If you read the message you will see that it does not come from the IAS Vultures but is asking for money to go directly to the OTL Central Europe to buy water, canned food, diapers and rubber boots. No pitch about distributing soggy copies of WTH or "we are going to train everyone on how to do nerve assists". If someone gives money for this, it might actually be spent on something useful. About time someone at least made an effort to appear to be doing the right thing. Good for OTL CEE. … [Read more...]
WUS Ideal Org Delusions
A little collection of "WUS Ideal Continent" news and it's a remarkable study in cognitive dissonance. First, doesn't it strike ANY of these "OT Committee" people as strange that instead of making their ideal org succeed, the ONLY thing they are being asked to do is raise money for OTHER ideal orgs? Take any one of the completed "ideal orgs" and compare it to the "Ideal Org PL" and see how far from the ideal scene they are. You don't need to look any further than the fact that they are completely EMPTY to know they are NOWHERE. But instead of now doing anything to make their $10 million+ … [Read more...]
Objectives Pitch
This is some curious promo. Ignore the batshit headline which has been commented on before as this has become some sort of catchphrase it seems -- "guaranteeing your infinity of future" makes about as much sense as "ensuring that every moment is present time" or even better "extinguishing your life force" (which is implied if you DON'T follow our instructions). Clearly it is an event promoting the Survival Rundown. So why have "New OT VIII, L Rundowns, Super Power and Cause Resurgence completions" promote it? What does that have to do with Survival Rundown? No doubt their pitch is … [Read more...]