The endless pitch... It's always about to happen. Donors of a New Eternity? What happened to the old eternity? Did you know? This "expedition" was a total catastrophic bust. But that doesn't match the scientology version in which everything Hubbard ever did was amazing... Missed a few... Poor. Overworked. Tired. Ethics trouble. Not clear. Exclusive (?) Briefing Why? The "latest news" is deja vu all over again. It's "coming".... Poor suckers Every "ideal org" that struggled to raise their last dollars, and … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies on Sunday
Due to a brain fart, I messed up the days of the week. As promised, here are the Funnies today... It only takes a day? Wow, there are some others orgs that would like to know how you plan to pull this off... Rapper and Humanitarian... What a combo. But they forgot his number one profession. Registrar trying to get commissions. That's an awful lot of Muhammads... And look at those guest speakers -- it tells you everything you need to know. This isn't going to be about spiritual enlightenment. It's going to only be about lightening your … [Read more...]
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Still pirating Not much gold to plunder in the streets of Battle Creek... That's some fine Photoshop work... And some good typing too. If you are going to write in english, perhaps get someone to check it first. Scots Humor It's always entertaining to watch the brave scots continue to cheer themselves on in their hopeless quest. Robbie Burns was so distressed he had to wear sunglasses. Only £100 to hear... ...another blowhard tell you how to make money so he can take it from you... But it will be a "soul-shaking evening" app … [Read more...]
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Under the Sea? As in "under water"? How amazingly appropriate... Goal: St Louis Ideal Org Done... In the next decade? Century? Never? Denver "ideal org" can't even keep their own lights on. Elio Cervi knows... ...absolutely nothing. But don't let that stop you because he is an "international keynote speaker" Opportunity of a lifetime... ...to have Michael D. Roberts try to convince you to give him your money. The European Michael Chan Suddenly he is everywhere... This quote... ...followed by this … [Read more...]
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Learn to escape the maze of life... This sounds ominous. R2-45 maybe? He's baaacck... After a holiday hiatus, the Chanman is back and ready to take your money. Back big time.... The secret history of this planet. Xenu? Clams on the seashore? The Piltdown Man? Just can't get enough of this guy... Courage... ...to go out and sing with green facepaint on. And then have your photo used for a promotional piece. Yes, that is courage. Can you handle the truth? Nope, scientologists have their heads buried firmly in the … [Read more...]
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Many apply few are chosen Right.... I guarantee there has not been a single person apply for staff in scientology in the last 10 years who has not been "chosen." Not one. Help your business explode in 2018 Sure thing Quentin. You are an expert on building businesses having been in the SO for 40 years. BTW, not sure that exploding businesses are a thing. What is really sick about the IAS... People actually believe the money they hand over "is being used to save lives, save the planet and forward the goals of scientology" - the ONLY … [Read more...]
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We Are Hiring Anyone for anything. If you are willing to sign a billion year contract we will take you as long as you are breathing. Read this... The first para is Shermanesque. You finish reading it and feel confused. It does not end. The second para is the big reveal that there are universities in Boston and the org there will of course influence Presidents. I wonder where these people live? Planet Cornball? More brilliant logic in play... Actually, imagine how much charge keeps building up. What does this have to do … [Read more...]
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"The Strategy for Clearing Florida" You can bet it consists of ONE thing. You giving them your money. They have no strategy. There isn't even an org in Jacksonville. Or Tallahassee. Or Naples. Or West Palm Beach. Or Daytona Beach. Or Pensacola. Or Gainesville. And there isn't even a Mission in any of these places. Their "strategy" consists of mental masturbation. And your money. We love people from all religions As long as they have spendable cash. And we will pretend we care about their holidays to get them to hand it over. Season's … [Read more...]
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"We are 10Xing" From NY Org... They have been o.5Xing for the last 13 years it seems. One of the "original" ideal orgs, it has been a complete bust. But NOW they are going to "10X" -- right. It's because of all the people flooding in based on the positive media they keep generating. Prescient When I made the comment about Jeff Pomerantz last week I had not yet heard of their new "crusade." The world is shrinking Apparently the "world" consists of 3 cities. And how come Columbus isn't taking care of Cleveland and Pittsburgh. It's closer to … [Read more...]
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What it means to get ready for OT IX and X Absolutely nothing. There is no "meaning", there is nothing to mean about... California Completion Gala They've got 2 left. Not a new org in sight and nothing has changed with the opening of SFO, Steven's Creek, Los Gatos, Orange County, San Diego, LA Org, CCLA, Valley, Inglewood, Sacramento... 40 million people now being "served" by 10 ideal orgs getting nowhere, will then have 12 getting nowhere. What will be different? What's the point? It's a "game" and when this one ends they will invent another. They love "games" … [Read more...]