OT VIII confront and shatter Unless it's an actual SP. Then it's "run and hide" tech. But the real question is, why would a master o&the universe have to REDO a course like this? Surely she was not PTS? If you apply, you qualify They rounded up the 5 youngest SO members at AOSHUK for this shot. Bantufest.org? The term "bantu" is these days ONLY acceptable as a reference to specific languages, not peoples or cultures. Oops... But then again, most people in the US would have no clue. Uh oh, it's another front group... This is … [Read more...]
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An Ideal Continent... Yeah, they cover all of Asia and if they can just get those last two orgs in Adelaide and Canberra done they will be ideal... No org in Indonesia, India, Thailand, Philippines, Malaysia, Vietnam or Mainland China AT ALL. But hell, who cares when the ones they have are "all ideal"... Gathering in the back alley... Arms crossed. Sunglasses on. What could be cooler. Make $400,000 a year selling OCA's... Hahahaha It's a "special" briefing Another code word for fundraising Go for the kids... Their parents … [Read more...]
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It's the 4th of July. Happy Independence Day to all the US citizens that come here. Come celebrate with us Scientology style Of course, scientology uses the 4th (and any other holiday they can latch onto) as a fundraising excuse. Bring people in for bouncy houses, $1 hot dogs and face painting and unleash the regges... Surely there isn't anyone left that doesnt know what this is all about? The other big news this week... Shermanspeak extravaganza in all orgs as the silver mullet rolls out some more fantastical stories about the incredible … [Read more...]
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Ugliest poster ever? There have been a LOT of these things over the years. This one struck me as particularly hideous. It's EASY! Jut marry into money. Everything becomes effortless... The seminar is CONFIDENTIAL Why? Learning about "mis-action" is a big secret? Capitalization Spasms? Love to see what the "massive celebration?" Plymouth City Council is planning to throw for a new scientology building opening in their town... Little know secrets about marijuana... Reefer madness? I did something … [Read more...]
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Guardians of the Universe? Maybe you should try to get some people to come to Flag before controlling the whole universe? You people are so utterly deluded it is laughable. Pasadena for Ventura How about Pasadena for Pasadena? The problem is there is nothing that can be bought that will make Pasadena, the ALREADY ideal org, a success. So, just move on, pretend we don't notice, and spend money on another ideal org in Ventura... Yeah, that makes sense. Proud to be Pirates I guess pillaging and plundering doesn't require you to be able to … [Read more...]
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A celebration of the new "ideal org" By selling another edition of DMSMH? With an image of a fountain on the back! Same old same old... They still have the same photos of the same people from 3 YEARS ago Puerto Rico is going ideal too Bet these people didnt even know they were going to be promoted as a scientology "win" $20 for an "ethics workshop" to get you into power To "benefit" the "ideal mission" of the Foothills, a place so NOT in power it isnt funny? So how are they putting on this seminar? Or more to the point why would … [Read more...]
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Pasadena for Ventura? Why? You need to concentrate on Pasadena because your place is EMPTY. Drove past there the other day and not a soul to be seen anywhere inside... Maybe you could get out of the chicken suit and start doing something to try to make your own org produce anything at all. It's EPIC They're Gods and Goddesss. Pity they are so powerless they havent been able to renovate a building they purchased 15 YEARS ago... St Hill Size Founding Staff By the time they reach St Hill Size the founding staff are all going to be … [Read more...]
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"Ignite" your prosperity That's a new word. Wonder if it will join "milestone," "epic" and "watershed" as a go-to for scientology promo? This may be the start of a new trend. You heard it here first. Of course -- all VERY religious. Even a $25 admission fee. Columbus is rocking Nearly half way through the alphabet -- what an accomplishment. 3 or 4 dedicated people working on this. They will have Columbus cleared in no time. Uh-oh They had to ship in Sea Org members to file their CF! OMG, how bad can things be. And those SO Members are … [Read more...]
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It's an "ideal island"... Like they now have an "ideal Florida" with 3, yes, 3 ideal orgs in a state with more than 20 million residents. Just think, they will have ONE org for an island with a population of 3.6 million. Actually, that should really be ideal -- 99.9% of the population will never come in contact with scientology. The other 360 people will be the unlucky ones. But in fact there are dozens of even more ideal islands (nations) in the Caribbean that are entirely scientology free zones (except when the Freewinds is in port). Odd how the “OT sh … [Read more...]
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Excitement? Not really. Pain. Poverty. Futility. For once I agree Go to the beach. The cliffs. Take a bike ride. Those, and the people and music and beer are all great reasons to visit Ireland. Stay the hell away from the "ideal" org... They don't even mention the org so they know what is real. It will blow you out of your seats You can be more causative, powerful and expand as a being. Just by attending this event and giving us your money.... Send those kids for a shot of measles Tip of the spear What happened to … [Read more...]