No barriers? Why not resolve all the barriers to org expansion? To making Ideal Orgs? Elvis? Seriously? And he loves Vegas so he is promoting Albuquerque? 1st Ideal Continent It's going to be a LONG time before they get Canberra or Adelaide anywhere near "ideal." Free hot dogs... Anything to try to get anyone to show up so they get be swarmed by Regges. The Renaissance Speakers? Michael Chan Flim-Flam Man Only $10... Dissemination? Drug booklets? You do know they don’t talk about S … [Read more...]
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Hi, give me your money Just wanted to make sure you knew that is what I am here for. Off the crossroads of the world? That's good? I thought you wanted to clear the world? That's the Freewinds line... Though they spend most of their time tied to a dock. Yep, IMpossible You had it right Not really... You haven't reached .001% of these people in all your years of existence. Where will your name be? Perhaps left off the list like so many others who gave and gave and then were declared. No money back. No name on any … [Read more...]
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Dog Casting Call Pretty weird. Pat Broeker owned Akitas... I wonder if the Broeker Years is coming to ScientologyTV? Another front "Successful Life Center" under the "Clearwater Community Volunteers." Give Money to Santa Barbara/Ventura After 14 years of trying, they can't scrape it together themselves. So everyone else is being told to "chip in." Next it will be the "WUS Windup" and it will be Hawaii and Albuquerque and Kansas City and St. Louis... They got a kid in shorts And wow, that is BIG news. Son of … [Read more...]
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Columbus is DOING IT! Not really. Lots of action about Columbus this week. There must be a fundraising mission there... This org seems to have been designated as one to be on the line up for a Miscavige ribbon yanking ceremony and they are trying to squeeze as much money out of the suckers before central reserves foots the bill. It's always an indicator when you see the same old Flag whales giving money... Space for 370 New scientologists They couldn't round up 370 new , OLD or deceased scientologists in Columbus... 168 Students I can almost … [Read more...]
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Well, if you're so good at this... How about generating ANY expansion in ANY org ANYWHERE? Kevin Wilson was touted as the person who was taking over Valley Org. That place is deader than a doornail. Why not go there and prove you can accomplish anything? No commissions? Bring a blanket... A picnic basket, friends, family and MOST IMPORTANT -- your credit cards and check books. All of them. The Raiders of the Empty Bank Balance will be part of the double feature. Remember, nothing is free in scientology. Secret location... This is a … [Read more...]
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Showing the world how it's done... Seriously? The same 6 orgs in Australia since the 1960's -- half of them are "ideal" and the other 3 virtually don't exist. That's how it's done? Curiosity? We didn't think so... Wonder how much goes to the Sheriff's Dept? $5 to the PAL and $100 to Winter Wonderland? For nothing they get to use the Sheriff Dept name... There's no free lunch in scientology Be forewarned, this IS a reg event. This is too... An "intensive" of humanitarians... Now they have half … [Read more...]
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Interesting, there seem to b as many, if not more, pitches for people to join staff this week than give money. A first ever. They must be feeling the pinch. After all, there has not been a St Hill Size org made for decades, and the ones they announced previously have all shrunk... Dinner and a show The Ft Harrison is obviously empty -- the numbers on Super Powerz and the Running Around a Pole Rundown have shrunk from even their original small number as they have chewed through all existing scientologists on earth. Soon they will be offering paid seminar weekends … [Read more...]
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Really? "The best in the world"? Chan Man He's winning -- by taking your money! Should be interesting My guess -- no impact at all. Anywhere on anything... A field trip? Wow, you can go harass people for fun. Imagine how much "entheta" these people are going to hear knocking on doors of people who haven’t been near an org in years. Your role in Global Dissemination Absolutely nothing... Yuck Get their start on the Bridge... Tell Psychiatrist their time is up! Yeah, except there are MANY m … [Read more...]
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This week seems to have a lot of "Why I donated" items. Maybe stats are down on the ideal org/IAS front? In that regard, I repeat the notice I first posted yesterday: NOTICE I am interested in hearing from anyone who has given money to scientology and suffered financial hardship/crises as a result, and especially if you then tried to get to get your money back and were unable to do so. Please write to me at knowledgereports@hushmail.com with the following information: How much money in total you gave Which orgs you gave it to The consequences for you and/or … [Read more...]
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“Our strategy to a whole new level!” The squirrel buster in charge is hosting a fundraiser! And that world without psychiatry? It’s way closer to a world without scientology... Really? From an alley... who had this brilliant idea? 40 years of nothing And now they think giving money is going to accomplish something. It's a festival Desperate for anyone to show up for anything... Bring in the outsiders... Flag public seem to be the only ones left to support these "ideal" orgs. Oh, and the kids... Love those k … [Read more...]