Big news. The FIRST auditor in the field has completed the GAG II Class 4 training. Yes, these SUPER FAST EVERY SINGLE PERSON COMPLETES IN CHECKSHEET TIME COURSES have finally produced a Class IV auditor after only 8 MONTHS! At two weeks per Academy Level, somehow the numbers are just not making sense. Funny how when they have NO completions they talk about "everyone is winning and zooming through faster than ever, ALL on checksheet time." Then months later when someone FINALLY completes, there is no mention of how fast the training now is? Wonder why? There is … [Read more...]
The Flag Cannibals Have Eaten Themselves Out Of Business
More indicators of how poorly thing are going at Flag. The recent post about the "goodwill mission" in DC is now followed by this -- the "Flag World Tour" going to Phoenix... Ignoring the horrendous grammar and typos, this email contains some interesting insight into what is happening at Flag. The FWT is going to outnumber the people that come to their event in Phoenix -- this is how desperate they are. They are not sending just a reg and a single Tech terminal -- no, it's a Super Power Auditor AND a Qual Consultant, along with Kaye Champagne and 3 regges. They will be lucky to … [Read more...]
Flag Stats Are Going Down
Some more "good news" from our old friend Jeff Mintz. Here are some earlier weeks of the same stats sent out by Jeff Mintz all under the same heading "Good News From Flag!": W/E 3 July 14 * 21 Survival Rundown Completions!!* 10 Super Power Completions!!* 21 Cause Resurgence Completions!!* 17 Ls Completions!!* 9 Clears!!* 6 OT VII Completions!! (From the WUS: Rob Tardi, Elke Jaeger, Barbara Rubio and Murray Marvin!!!) W/E 12 June 14 * 15 Purif Completions!!* 20 Survival Rundown Completions!!* 20 Full Super Power Completions!!* 18 Cause Resurgence … [Read more...]
They’re Thinking Small At Flag
Here is the latest "shout it from the rooftops" announcement from Jeff Mintz with "good news" from Flag. Still, week after week, "Flag" produces more Objectives completions that Super Power Comps! Though they seems to have increased the Running Program completions to vie with the Objectives. The "no auditor" rundowns seem to get priority at Flag. Interestingly, after 8 months of GAG II and constantly announcing how they have more than 200 people on auditor training line-ups, they still don't seem to register any COMPLETIONS. And yet everyone completes every course in checksheet … [Read more...]
A Selection Of Idiocy From The Bubble
With the hype machine now churning out emails by the minute promoting the wonders of the "MV Events" there are some interesting notes in a random selection of emails that arrived over the last few days. CC kicks things off with Dave Petit pretty much running a standard "party line" though I wonder if he feels especially stupid repeating the lie that this is the 25th Anniversary of the Maiden Voyage that occurred in 1988? So typical of scientology these days -- Dear Leader canceled MV last year as he wasn't ready with GAG II and when he cancels something it is canceled with authority. June … [Read more...]
I Thought The IAS Had This In Hand?
Remember Shake and Bake Flash's recent post about how the IAS is pulling off massive international dissemination, driving millions onto the Bridge. I guess it is happening everywhere but Houston. This candid email tells the truth about what life is like out there on the fringes of the bubble where they actually contact the public. While she dutifully offers the required worship of GAGII and the MV event with a tired sockpuppet "sock blowing" it gets real from there. Believe me, Houston is a microcosm of org and missions everywhere. Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2014From: Mary Ann DurhamSubject: … [Read more...]
Advertising Failure
Why do they keep advertising their failures? Seriously, this guy didnt handle the restim from a general anaesthetic on Dianetics or NOTs or two previous Purifs? For sure they didn't give his money back for those failures -- or even credit. This is part of the "thought stopping" that goes on inside the bubble. It is such an ironbound law that you never invalidate anyone's wins that they will shout absolute nuttiness from the rooftops and not even notice it's crazy. Somehow they have convinced the sheeple that there is a "technical breakthrough" on the Purif with GAG II and now it's … [Read more...]
Flag Is Empty
This tells you everything you need to know about the state of the GAG II "boom" at Flag. It's a massive bust. Not only are they desperate to get people onto Solo NOTs, they don't even have public on Super Power or the Running Program. If they did, they would not be able to afford to send out their tech staff to try and convince people to arrive for services -- they would be too busy delivering. I have NEVER seen an entire tech division sent out on tour before.... It must be grim at Flag. All nighters. Scrubbing dumpsters. Rice and beans. And every "handling" based on the "fact" … [Read more...]
More “Unprecedented” Expansion On The Circular Bridge
CC Int has made 15 Clears in 7 months. A clear every two weeks! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop the presses for this "unprecedented expansion." CC Int is single-handedly "Clearing LA". At 50 per year, they are "progressing" at about the same rate as lightning strikes are killing off the population. And if there was a need for any further confirmation of the GAG II Circular Bridge, they have 76 OTs signed up for the SRD and 46 people on Purif. This is the majority of their public. It is these sort of statistics, the ones they SHOUT FROM THE ROOFTOPS, that are undeniable proof t … [Read more...]
“It’s Just Being In That Intimate Space With COB”
The hype is rolling out for Maiden Voyage... Our Whole New Universe is the one that only we can perceive I guess. The one where scientology is saving the world and clearing the planet and flourishing and prospering like never before with the real LRH tech available for the first time ever... And now, some reports from on the scene, with a liberal sprinkling of "awesomes," "incredibles," and exclamation points and a very large YUK factor. Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2014From: I HELP UK <[email protected]>Subject: Maiden Voyage events. More feedback from those who are there.MORE … [Read more...]