More OTC Minutes because they contain some unvarnished information about the state of affairs in the church. We will soon hear the hype from Maiden Voyage with the usual magnificent "straight up and vertical" expansion lies news. The clubbed seals will applaud enthusiastically and offer standing ovations prompted by the shills in the front row that would shame a jack-in-the-box on steroids. They will talk about how "incredible" things are and how "this was the greatest event ever" and "we are so fortunate to have COB leading us to a cleared planet" blah blah blah. It's what they WANT to … [Read more...]
Running Program Hype
Following are 4 of the 10 pages devoted to the Running Program in the new Source Mag. It is an interesting study in hype and mystery. People are paying a lot of money for this "rundown" which literally consists of "running" around in circles. There is NOTHING ELSE done on the Running Program, or "Cause Resurgence Rundown" as it is called in the promotion. There is nothing wrong with this per se. People pay money for gym memberships and run around too. And I don't doubt that it has positive benefits for those that choose to participate. Not sure whether they are really more positive … [Read more...]
More Bust Exposed Plus Bonus
Here are some new "stats" from Flag proving once again, the great boom is a big bust. Flag, like the rest of the scientology orgs, is on a kamikaze death dive. The big push at Flag is now on Purif and "Survival Rundown" completions. 4 times as many of them as Clears. Double the number of Super Power completions. The volume is pitiful for a $150 million dollar building and 1500 claimed SO staff... They claimed to have 200 Super Power Auditors. If they are completing 20 per week, this means the vast majority of these auditors are sitting idle -- which is confirmed by the latest Flag OTC … [Read more...]
Pasadena Panic Stations
Rona has her knickers in a twist because the NUMBER ONE ORG IN THE WORLD HAD 2 PURIF/SRD STARTS IN ONE DAY, and they, the mighty ideal org of Pasadena had zero. The astonishing fact that TWO STARTS in a day puts you on top of the world of Scientology seems completely lost on Rona (or anyone else inside the bubble for that matter). To justify these ridiculous buildings they are in they should have 10 starts every day. at that order of magnitude they MIGHT make 50 Clears a week if they did EVERYTHING right. Even then its only 2500 Clears a year.... And that would possibly make them viable. … [Read more...]
Hold The Phone: Sacramento Ideal Org Made Their First Clear
Wow, great news. Only 2.5 years after opening the magnificent ideal org in Sacramento they made their first clear. Don't usually bother with these OTC Minutes but this was just too much to ignore. And one Clear after 2.5 years is MOTIVATION for Valley to follow in their illustrious footsteps. Doesn't take much to please these people.... At that rate, Sacramento will clear the current residents of their city in a mere 1.2 million years. Just a couple of other nuggets: 135 orgs still need to become "ideal"... They have a single hatted "Producer of Dinners." And Quinn Taufer … [Read more...]
More From The Horse’s Ass
Raving Clive is at it again... "...the majority of Scientologists have not cognited that we do now have all the Tech exactly as LRH laid it out!" And you, my friend, have therefore admitted to delivering squirrel tech and charging people for it for 30 years or more. Now you tell your loyal customers they are being recalled AND they have to pay. Can you imagine GM trying this -- recalling the cars they made with faulty parts AND charging people to replace them? It is a ridiculous thought. They would be put out of business. But not in Scientology. Here you announce over and over "we … [Read more...]
Straight From The Horse’s Ass… Via The Horse’s Mouth
Well, surprise surprise. Though the only real shock here is that they put this in writing. Let me get this straight. COB RTC comes up with new packaging for Objectives as a cornerstone for GAG II, and reverts it to a name canceled with an atomic branding iron by LRH. He probably finds a few OBSCURE processes and includes them in the pack. He issues a directive that he has found a new "why" that "nobody is making the grade because they never did real Objectives" and so everyone in Scientology now gets to redo (and repay) for their Objectives. It's a perfect service too because it requires … [Read more...]
Super Power Win “Feeling the Bacteria On My Skin”
This is a classic example of the over-the-top insanity that is born and nurtured inside the bubble. If this woman said "I am feeling better and more able to confront life" everyone (myself included) would simply wish her well. There may still be some who think she is crazy for announcing any "wins" from scientology, but generally normal people would be happy for her to be finding herself in a better place in life. But to assert nutty stuff like she does is only proof that she is simply pandering to the captive audience who all know what she is doing and nod their heads in agreement, not b … [Read more...]
AOSHANZO Reaching For The Bottom
This is supposed to be an Advanced Org. It is especially damning that they are reaching all the way down to the bottom of the Bridge when they have just celebrated the grand opening of the Sydney "ideal" org just a few miles away. Surely all the public are flocking to Sydney org? And the massive boom from there and the ideal org in Melbourne doesn't seem to be flooding the AOSH with public? But the good news, the Snr CS has got the cliches down -- NOW is the time to arrive to progress fast, a turning point in the history of Scientology, the results speak for themselves. And he is on the ba … [Read more...]
More GAG II Fail
The below article is currently on the Scientologists back in comm blog. It is a wonderfully documented dismantling of the hype and lies spread about the wonders of GAG II. While it may not be entirely proper netiquette to republish their whole posting here rather than just giving the link, I believe the important thing is to make the information as widely available as possible and I am pretty certain the powers that be in S Africa will agree. "Golden Age Of Tech Part II" is a massive fail that accompanies the "ideal" org fail. They go hand in hand and are promoted as being the two pillars … [Read more...]